Monopolize me, let me stay at home [Transmigration Book]

In front of Shang Fan, it was the first time Youyou was so disobedient and showed such obvious reluctance.

He didn't say 'no' directly, and he didn't try to grab the phone back, but his face was blushing suspiciously, and his eyes rolled around, not daring to meet Shang Shangfan's gaze.

Shang Fan looked at Youyou in front of him, the irritability in his heart was almost out of control.

His patience is like a small pot of hot water, when it boils dry, it will explode.

In the beginning, the flames below were still very small, and the water could only bubble up. This gave Shang a kind of illusion, thinking that he could wait and be more tolerant, until Youyou was willing to tell all the truth.

But just now, he pinched the phone, swipe the pictures inside twice, and when he saw all the content clearly... The flame was no longer a flame, it suddenly jumped up and turned into a blue-white flame, and his patience went from boiling to completely Burn dry, just a moment.

Shang is not sure whether he overestimated himself or underestimated Youyou.

Who is the man in the picture?

Who is it that draws these shameless pictures?

When, how did you draw it, is there any reference...

Shang Fan took a deep breath, tried to calm down, then took out his mobile phone and opened the assistant's phone.

"Check something for me, now, as soon as possible."

Youyou rushed over in a jerk, stopped his phone call, and cried miserably, "No, uncle—!"

Shang Wan lowered his eyes, a pair of dark eyes without any waves, only the blackening on the top of his head was worth jumping happily.

This is the first time Youyou has attacked him.

For others.

"Uncle! Don't check it! You will regret it!!"

"Oh... Regret?" Shang Fan pinched his cheek, which was soft and elastic, "Threatening me?"

"No, no, no, no..." You You leaned on his lap, and quickly denied, "Yes, it's embarrassing! Uncle, I beg you!"

On the other end of the phone, while shopping with his girlfriend, the assistant called by the boss, just answered, and lost the chance to speak.

The little assistant was very dedicated, and he didn't hang up the phone, so he listened patiently, waiting for the boss's next instructions.

But he only heard a young boy's voice on the other end of the phone, begging bitterly, and the other was his boss's voice, as cold and ruthless as winter.

His girlfriend was unhappy when she saw him calling and ignoring people, "What call?"

The assistant covered the phone receiver and explained with a serious expression, "Gossip."

My girlfriend didn't go shopping anymore, so she came over happily, "Whoever sees it has a share, I want to listen too!"

"Uncle! Please, woo woo woo—I made a mistake and I dare not do it again!"

"Keep your voice down, the neighbors will hear you." Shang Fan's ears were itchy by his wolf howls, and he hid back.

"Uncle, lightly, lightly, it's about to crack!" You You looked at her phone and the veins on Shang Fan's hand, and as soon as the words landed, the screen shattered.

"..."

"Ahhh! It's cracked!" His only mobile phone!

"Sorry." Seeing that all the screens were broken, Shang Fan was also stunned for a moment, and his anger couldn't help but weakened by three points.

After all, I bought it for Youyou, although...

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

"No." Shang Fan moved his finger away. The screen is a little fragile, but there is a film on the phone, so it can't hurt his fingers. "Can you tell me now, who is this man with you?"

"I, I, I, I said, Uncle, please don't let people investigate, he is actually..."

The assistant hung up the phone. He was afraid that if he listened any longer, he would lose his job.The girlfriend next to her also had a complicated expression, and she stopped talking for another full ten seconds.

"This is too, too exciting..."

"Just pretend you haven't heard about today's news, and don't spread the word."

"why?"

"For your boyfriend's money."

10 minutes passed.

Shang Fan's blackening value finally dropped and stopped at 85.

Misunderstood.

But it was a wonderful misunderstanding.

Shang Fan never knew that the misunderstanding between people can also be so beautiful, and it makes people laugh and cry.

It will not cause irreparable consequences, it will not break anyone's heart, and it will not bring all kinds of bloody and dramatic coincidences.

Because his Youyou is such a person.

in front of the computer.

You You logged into his game, opened his online game account, and changed his nickname:

【God wants to play with me】

Then a bounty question was raised on the forum: [Knocking rps fanflesh in private and being discovered by the lord, will I be killed? 】

Behind him, Shang Fan memorized the URL and finished reading the manga without missing a single page from the beginning to the end.

In that cartoon, Youyou is very small and white, and Uncle is big and strong.

It's nothing...

however.

In the comics, Youyou will cry, and the pear blossoms will rain, which makes me feel pity.

When I started crying, the tears were like a faucet for free.

There too, it was running like a faucet.

How can a normal person be like this...

Shang Fan raised his head and looked at Youyou, a normal person who was sitting in front of the computer, almost hiding behind the chair.

After all, there is a difference between comics and reality. For example, the Youyou in front of him has no tears at all when he cries, but he can make a fire truck howl.

He suddenly couldn't imagine Youyou begging for mercy in front of him, crying, and...

In short, it is definitely different.

Exactly how many are different, and what the difference looks like, remains to be verified.

Shang Shun closes the page and locks the screen of the mobile phone.

"You pomelo."

"exist!"

Youyou was so excited that he almost stood up at attention.

But he didn't stand at attention, and the movement was a bit loud. He turned around suddenly, and the towel wrapped around him fell off.

Shang Fan didn't speak, his eyes swung downward, and then retracted.

Well, people are little ghosts.

"Ah!" Youyou was in a hurry, and ran away with the towel in his arms. After 3 minutes, he changed into pajamas and came back.

"Your phone screen is broken, go out with me tomorrow and buy you a new one."

"what?"

Go out?

Youyou scratched her head, thinking of her wake-up time these days, she felt that it was not good.

"Well... it's okay, uncle, you can just buy a smart phone for your mobile phone."

After speaking, to show his loyalty, he added with a smile, "As long as uncle buys it for me, I like it."

After a few rounds, Shang Fan felt much more comfortable being shunned, went over and patted Youyou's head, and it was a sign of acceptance.

In the end, he didn't really want Youyou to run outside. He just said that he would take you out to buy things, but he just wanted to improve his mood on a whim.

Sure enough, he is a sensible and good boy, he read it right.

Youyou also didn't want to go out, even if he didn't have to get up early, he had already planned the schedule for playing games, playing games, chasing dramas, surfing forums, listening to songs and watching movies tomorrow.

Moreover, force majeure has recently strengthened, as can be seen from those thieves and the senior who suddenly remembered to call him.

This is because he only stayed at home. If he really went out, he was not sure how many bloody things would happen.It is very possible that the trip was originally scheduled to be only an hour, but due to various plot accidents, he would not be able to return for three to five hours.

At that time, he won't be able to watch the latest fan drama barrage, grab the first hot reviews, and the longest game.

The happy water in his refrigerator will also be empty and cold.

Even if the mobile phone is not working well, it doesn’t matter, he can download the Android emulator on the computer, and he can save money to replace it with a new one.

Youyou thought to himself, the little abacus was well done.

His uncle agreed to change his mobile phone, it should be... he should not be angry, right?

Then he was called to eat snack fruit.

Dim Sum is a small piece of banana toast popular among young people. It is different from the usual impression. The inside is soft and fluffy like a cake. The taste is sweet and fragrant, and you can't stop eating it dry. Once you tear it off, you can follow the texture of the toast and take a small bite.

Next to it, there are fruit boxes and a small box of yogurt surprises.

The yogurt is slightly sweet and not too thick. It is served with a small bag of dried fruit cereal, sprinkled in and mixed, and the aftertaste is endless.

Originally, Youyou didn't like yogurt very much, and he didn't like the taste of dried fruit cereal, but if these two foods were matched properly, he could eat three boxes in one sitting.

Today, because the toast is so delicious, he only ate one box.

As he ate, he became happier. He sat on a somewhat high chair with cotton slippers hanging on his feet, shaking it gently up and down. He read novels on his phone while eating.

Shang Fan sat across from him, he didn't have the habit of eating supper, he only tasted a few mouthfuls of apples from the fruit box.

It is said that when animals are eating, excreting, and [beep], they are the least alert and most defenseless against the outside world.

Seeing that Youyou was fascinated by eating, Shang Fan softened his voice and took the opportunity to ask,

"Do you like Uncle?"

Youyou didn't raise his head, subconsciously replied briskly, "I don't like it."

"Why?" Shang Fan's face darkened.

"What's the point of books? Games and comics are amazing! If I liked reading, I wouldn't throw them all away in the dormitory!"

"..."

Shang Fan took a bite of the grapefruit.

Red grapefruit, juicy, but not too sweet, a little sour, it makes people toothache, but I can't help but take another bite.

"Like comics?"

"Yes!" After finishing speaking, You You raised his head, "Uncle, are you still angry?"

"Don't be angry." Shang Fan remained expressionless.

Youyou suddenly realized that he was eating slowly.

He felt that things seemed a little serious, and that he might need to show his loyalty.

"Uncle, don't be angry, Two-dimensional and reality are two different things. To me, that cartoon is just a cartoon, and has nothing to do with reality!"

"is it?"

Shang Fan didn't seem happy.

You You became worried, maybe because he was used to being ashamed, he already had the energy to worry about other things, such as his innocence in the eyes of Uncle Shang, such as how not to be hated by the uncle in front of him.

"It's true, Uncle, although there are pictures of you and me...but I'm just thinking about the comics, and I won't mess around with you in my life!" He was afraid that he was not sincere enough, so he raised his hand. Lifted the fork in his hand, "I swear! I have absolutely no inappropriate words, deeds or thoughts towards you!"

Shang Fan stared at him deeply, speaking more slowly and clearly, "Swear?"

"Yes, after all, you are the most respected and dear uncle to me. You are so tall, majestic, and handsome. You have powerful abilities and excellent talents that I can't match. You are the most gentle and considerate I have ever met. The best for me. Countless people covet your property, connections, and color, but you are an incomparably perfect existence to me."

Seeing that his darkening value didn't move, Youyou felt that he was on the right track, cleared his throat, and started blowing rainbow farts hard.

"Because of you, I have a new life, and I have realized my greatest wish. No matter what others think, I like my life now, and I like to be with you. It's not because of you. It's enough to stay by your side , you are the best person in the world.

"You are the moon in the sky, the tower standing on the top of the mountain, the fire that drives away the darkness, and the thorns that resist suffering. You are so good, so trust me, and even a little bit of whimsy is blasphemy. I dare not treat you in the slightest." I think, so don't worry, I like you, but..."

Shang Fan interrupted him suddenly, his words were low, as if holding back something,

"Why don't you dare to have unreasonable thoughts?"

You You was taken aback by his question.

He blew so many, so many rainbow farts, did Shang Fan only hear the last sentence?

At this time, a message popped up on the top of the phone screen, and it was the latest answer to the question he just asked on the forum:

[Question: If I was found out by the master of kowtowing rps fanflesh in private, will I be killed? 】

[Answer: If you can fight to be grassed, you won't be killed. 】