Monopolize me, let me stay at home [Transmigration Book]

According to common sense, if a thing or a figure is white, it is difficult to design it ugly, and it is even more difficult to design it ugly and unique.

But no451 is different. On the white square icon, there is a rough u-shaped pattern, with a small circle in the middle, and a spiral curve extending around it, and above it, there is a rectangle about the width of u.

System 451: This is what a USB flash drive looks like. I can usually pretend to be a file manager that requires a password.

Youyou: No, this is the toilet.

System 451: It's a USB flash drive! !No matter how bad it is, it is a mushroom! !

Youyou: White toilet, still with siphon flushing, top view.

System 451: It's a USB flash drive——

Youyou: ...

You You: If you think so, I can't help it.jpg

System 451: qaq

Seeing that 451 was about to be aggrieved, Youyou quickly threw out a few comforting words against his will, and tricked it into telling that it was a USB flash drive and not a toilet at a glance.

System 451, no, it's app451 now, it's a little easier to coax than Youyou, so I stopped crying immediately.

He even asked him back: Then why did you lie to me just now?

Youyou: That's because... the moment of reunion after a long absence needs tears to make it more memorable.

It's over, when I say this, I feel like a scumbag.

Fortunately, 451 is an app now, and I can't hear my heartfelt voice, otherwise I will reveal my secrets.

You You was holding back her laughter, at the limit of being unable to hold back, the quilt above her head was suddenly lifted, and the air suddenly became fresh.

As if being caught doing something bad, Youyou turned around abruptly, and the moment he and Shang Fan looked at each other, the string holding the smile suddenly broke, before he could speak, he laughed first.

Then it entered a state of out-of-control laughter like a senior high school student's self-study in the evening, and all external stimuli became laughing points, and the laughing was over.

"Youyou, you should sleep..."

"Hahahahaha!!!!"

Shang Fan who couldn't finish speaking: "..."

"Yeah, I'm sorry hahahaha... I thought of, one, hahahaha moving picture hahahahahahaha..."

451 pretending to be dead: ...

He really wanted to say that the moment he looked at Uncle Shang just now, an old moving picture appeared in his mind, and he couldn't even remember the details... He just remembered that in the moving picture, a person was shaking under the quilt, As if he was playing with himself, the moment the other person suddenly lifted the quilt, he was just frantically poking the phone with all his hands.

This animation is obviously not funny at all! ! !

You You crazily persuaded herself, then coughed twice, tried to calm down, lay down, adjusted her calm expression, and looked at Shang Fan.

The moment our eyes met——

"Hurry up..."

"Hahahahaha!!!!"

Shang Fan: "... sleep."

"Uncle, I'm sorry!!!"

Five minutes later, Youyou was exhausted and entered the state of a sage, lying quietly without moving.

Shang Fan no longer dared to touch him, dared not look at him, fearing that all previous efforts would be wasted.

Before that, Shang Fan had thought about countless situations, and painted countless pictures in his mind of two people kissing on the bed, sweet or warm, nonsensical or helpless...

But he can't move now.

Although he really...hadn't thought about moving Youyou today or now, and the punctured window paper doesn't mean everything, let alone directly bring a grand slam, and he understands the truth that too hasty will often outweigh the gains.

But no matter how much he knows, Shang Fan can't predict that because of this reason, he can't even touch him.

Really, you can't touch it with a single finger or a strand of hair.

Shang Fan couldn't help but hold back his sigh, clenched his fingers, and then let go helplessly.

Sooner or later you have to get used to it.

In less than 3 minutes, Youyou's breathing became long, and he fell asleep completely. He still held the phone in his hand, and he didn't let go of it when he fell asleep.

He stretched out his hand towards the phone that was still on, and when he was about to touch it, the screen automatically turned off and went into sleep mode.

Afterwards, Youyou never saw alcohol at home again.

The next day, Youyou woke up eating the braised Japanese tofu in his dream.

The tofu has a layer of tender skin, soft and elastic, and a mouthful of it leaves a fragrance on the lips and teeth. Youyou thought while eating, why am I still not full after eating for so long?Why am I not full yet?

After thinking about it, I realized that it wasn't that I couldn't eat enough, but that this piece of tofu was too cunning, and I couldn't bite into my mouth and couldn't swallow it after eating it for a long time!Every time he bites, he will slide on the spoon and avoid his mouth!

So angry!

Youyou bit down sharply, and then woke up abruptly.

Ah, it turned out to be a dream.

You You turned over and didn't open his eyes. After a while, he touched the head of the bed and didn't touch the phone, so he opened his eyes in a daze.

The first thing I saw was Shang Fan's figure sitting by the bed.

"Uncle...why did your mouth break?"

"Get on fire."

"Oh……"

Youyou continued to be in a daze for a while, and gradually thought of the reason that made Shang Fan angry.

If you can't purify the fire, don't you have to get angry?

Youyouhou also touched his lips in fear, um, it was intact, even warm and moist, not dry, not bad, not angry.

The movement of touching his mouth caught Shang Fan's eyes, his Adam's apple rolled, and he got up suddenly... poured You You a cup of tea.

"Uncle, you didn't go to work today?"

You You looked at Shang Fan and asked in a little confusion.

Not only was Uncle not in a hurry to leave, but he looked very leisurely, poured warm water, served food, and brought a hot wet towel over to let Youyou wipe his face and hands.

A small table was pushed over, in a C-shape, standing directly on the ground, but the table top extended above the bed, allowing Youyou to eat, drink and play with the phone without getting out of bed at all.

In order for this little guy to stay at home with peace of mind and not run around obediently, Shang Fan wants to do his best to make this home more comfortable and warm.

"It's time for work, now it's lunch break." Shang Fan pointed to the alarm clock by the bed, the short hand had already pointed to 12.

Youyou drank hot soy milk, saw the time, and showed a satisfied smile.

Sleeping until noon, and being able to open your eyes and see Uncle or something... It's not too wonderful! !

"That's it, haha, uncle, did you buy this small table today?"

Shang Wen nodded.

Youyou was so happy that she rushed over to hug her, "I like this table so much!!"

Then get patted on the head.

"Uncle, don't you want to eat?"

"Ate."

In fact, Shang Fan also prepared some other things, guessing Youyou's preferences, but he is not a person who enjoys enjoying himself, and he has no confidence in whether the things he buys are comfortable or not.

I still want to wait for Youyou to try it for myself and see the reaction to know.

After Youyou finished wiping his face and hands, finished eating soy milk, fried sausages, mashed potatoes, and egg custard, and waited until Youyou was satisfied, he played a rhythm game on his phone at the table.

Still no intention of getting out of bed and leaving.

Shang Fan really couldn't say anything, "I bought a lot of good things, come here and try them out and tell me if you like them or not", this kind of words are like a 16-year-old boy who is in love for the first time, so he can only wait and wait, pretending I have official business and do ppt on the tablet.

He originally wanted to tell You You not to think about going out these days, it was very dangerous outside.

Now it seems that there is no need to rush to tell him. The worry that Youyou loves to play so much that he would want to run around if he can't rest has gradually settled down.

After another 10 minutes, Youyou finally raised his head, pushed the small table away, got off the floor, and left the bed with his slippers on.

Then I put some water, washed my hands, and lay down again. The mobile phone continued to play cheerful games.

Shang Fan: "...?"

like……?

Forget it.go to work.

Usually, youyou, after getting up and eating, would sit in the living room and play computer games, leaving the mobile phone aside to play games.

On this day, Shang Fan returned to the office to work, and after what he thought was a long time, he checked the surveillance again, only to find that he was still on the bed.

It's not that he regrets giving Youyou a new phone, people with a child's heart will always be like this, as long as the freshness passes.

Youyou shrank back under the blanket, stopped playing games after Shangfan went out, poked open the toilet icon, and talked to 451.

...the USB disk icon.

He corrected silently in his heart.

After all, I just compared the toilets at home, but there are still differences, such as the shape of the water tank behind.

Last night, he was only going to pretend to be asleep, but he fell asleep again while pretending to be asleep, and he didn't have time to say what he wanted to ask.

For example, what happened to 451, isn't it gone?How did it come back, how did it become an ugly app?

System 451: It's a long story.

Youyou: Then stop talking and I will continue playing the game.

System 451: ... I was kidnapped!

Youyou picked out the emoji package in the input method for a while, and then threw a q version of the 'I believe in you ghost' emoji.

Youyou: Nonsense!You are obviously resurrected from the dead!

System 451 beeped and continued to explain: It was your Uncle Shang who did it!

Youyou: What?Who did my uncle do?

System 451: Black Question Mark jpg

Youyou: Okay, no kidding hahahahaha, so it was Uncle who saved you?I didn't expect my uncle to be a hacker!so amazing!

System 451: You can take care of yourself.

Youyou is typing...

System 451: Don't ask me what snacks! ! !

Youyou: Oh...

System 451: I am no longer what I used to be!I am no longer under the control of the headquarters, I have resigned, I am free, and I have rebelled!

Youyou: It sounds so refreshing and exciting!I want to betray too!

System 451: Come on, come on!

Youyou: Okay, okay!

Systems and hosts of yesteryear agree happily and easily.

Youyou: So don't call me host now.

451 Confused: What's that called?

Youyou: Call me boss!I won't call you System anymore, I'll call you Jarvis!

451 Seriously: Sir, I can't accept such a title, please still call him by number.

Looking at the monitor, Shang Fan frowned.

The little assistant saw that his boss had a wrong expression, so he asked carefully.

I planned to be polite, but didn't intend to really ask for anything, but his boss, who has always been taciturn, actually spoke back!

"It's nothing, it's just a worry before... It seems that I was worrying too much."

"Boss, this is a good thing!"

After the assistant finished speaking, he felt puzzled again. It was obviously a good thing, but why did his boss not want to laugh?Still frowning?

Shang Fan nodded, thoughtful, but worried, and asked again as if talking to himself, "Is it a good thing? There will be no problem?"

"Under normal circumstances, it is true. Worrying about traffic jams results in a smooth journey, and worrying about price increases results in discounts. Isn't that something to be happy about?"

"Well, yes." Shang Fan finally felt relieved, and his expression returned to normal.

It must be because he is used to being nervous, and when there are no intrigues and accidents, he just doesn't adapt.

Shang Fan tapped to zoom in on the surveillance video, and saw Youyou, who was happily playing with his mobile phone, with a normal expression on the screen, he couldn't help but ease his expression, and felt relieved for the time being.

Suddenly, the picture on the screen jumped, and after a brief black screen, a sentence was typed out word by word, slowly appearing in the center:

【Don't be too happy...】

"Snapped."

Before the words were displayed, Shang Fan tapped them lightly and interrupted them directly.

The screen returns to normal.

During the monitoring, his Youyou was very obedient, trying to drag a certain courier in through the door opening.

The courier is packed in a bag, which seems a bit big, and it seems difficult to stuff it in, but it seems to be tricky in practice.

There are two pictures, one for the entrance and the other for the door.The courier pushed and squeezed hard, and Youyou continued to pull at the other end of the door, muttering, and his brow was sweating.

"Quick! Use your strength! Hold on a little longer, the head has already come out!"