[Journey to the West] Edible Guide for the Great Sage

The Eight Immortals laughed again.

Zhang Guolao whispered a few words in his ear, and Sun Wukong's face was about to explode.Have you never seen a match with a man, haven't you seen a match with a monkey? !So that's what Dan Qing'er meant by riding him?

"Well, a girl's body is such a pure and precious thing, it is sacred and inviolable!" Lu Dongbin stood up and pointed at Monkey King and said, "Don't look at Fairy Danqing, who is an ornamental carp. She is covered in silver and silver. People who come to Yaochi can't help it." Take a second look. But today is different. If you become a girl, it will be different from a carp, so you can’t just look at it casually.”

He Xiangu, who is also a woman, nodded repeatedly, and said: "Master Sun, you have to be responsible to others to the end, offer delicious food and drink, and hold it in the palm of your hand. Otherwise, I, Xiangu, will be the first to spare you. "

Thinking of all the old days, the beautiful scenery in the bathtub, and her two vermilion lips imprinted on the palm of her hand that day—Monkey King blushed even more, wishing he could just throw his head into the soup bowl and let it go.

The Eight Immortals knew that he understood what had happened and felt shy, so he stopped mentioning it and just yelled and drank.

When Sun Wukong was the king of the mountain in Huaguo Mountain, he made friends and became brothers. He had a good drink with the 72 road demon king, and his drinking capacity was excellent.This day, the Eight Immortals drank so much that they almost got under the table. He was still conscious, and he was still holding Han Zhongli's gourd and shouting to drink.

Seeing that no one answered, he got up and was about to walk out unsteadily.

When he arrived at the door, he was stopped by a servant, saying that Lan Caihe had made some pastries and asked him to bring them to Danqing.He thanked him and took it, before leaving the Eight Immortals Mansion.

Not far away, I saw Dan Qing'er walking towards him with a small beige-colored lotus lantern, looking around while walking, his eyes full of concern.

He was in a good mood, waved his hand at her, and said, "Dan Qing'er, my grandson is here."

Ever since Sun Wukong swung his sleeves and left with only one sentence, "Go to the banquet", Danqing has been worrying about a question: Why didn't she seize such a good opportunity?It is really difficult to replicate the scene of his soul leaving his body again.

So she turned her grief and anger into appetite, and ransacked the entire kitchen, from finished products to raw materials, before lying back on the bed patting her chubby stomach to read the file.

Ah, since she was praised by the monkey as fair, she seems to have started to like reading papers.

Well, it's a pity that the recent cases are very boring. They either broke the teacup or burned the pearl, or the next person molested a good girl or something. It seems that it looks the same.The same goes for these colleagues, can't they be a little new when they violate the rules of heaven? !

After a while, Danqing's eyes became dizzy and his head became dizzy, and he fell into a deep sleep.

When I woke up again, it was already night, and Monkey King hadn't come back yet.She was afraid that he would not be able to find the way when he was unfamiliar with this place, so she took a small lotus lantern and went out to look for him.

They were almost at the Eight Immortals' Mansion all the way, when they saw the monkey wandering out from inside, waving at her.

It's not as embarrassing as it used to be.She bent the corners of her lips, and her heart was suddenly enlightened, and she walked up to meet him bouncingly.

The night breeze was slightly cool, and she couldn't help shivering.Seeing this, Sun Wukong embraced the three-inch man who was much shorter than him, and said, "Dan Qing'er, are you here to pick me up?"

He smelled of alcohol, but it was so mellow.She withdrew her offensive and defensive desire to push him away, and only raised her eyebrows to lean into his arms.Anyway, he was drunk, and he would definitely not remember anything tomorrow.

After walking a few steps, he suddenly stopped with his arms around her shoulders, turned around and picked up the food box in his hand, and said, "Ah, Lan Caihe brought you some snacks."

"Ah? So caring?" Dan Qing licked his lips, clasped his hands together in front of his chest, and said, "I just happened to be hungry after walking so far!"

The monkey nodded with an expected expression on his face, looked around, but found no stone tables or benches where he could sit and eat.So he said: "Let's go back and eat again, my name is Somersault Cloud."

"I don't want to go back. I finally came out to take a breath, and the room was suffocated." Danqing also looked around, and said: "Hey, how about this, the Eight Immortals' Mansion is very close to Tianhe, let's go to the river to eat, I mean road."

"Okay." Sun Wukong was surprisingly eloquent, he called Somersault Cloud and pulled her up, and deliberately slowed down to walk slowly.

He stood on the somersault cloud to sober up, and she sat on the soft cloud and looked down at the scenery.The pure white feather-like skirt hangs lightly under the clouds.Immortal palaces are hidden in the clouds and pass by at a constant speed. The candlelight at the door is faint, which is a hazy scene.

The two of them did not speak with their own concerns, but the bottom of their hearts were the same quiet.

But after a while, a dark blue band of light was seen meandering from a distance, flowing slowly.There are dots of light like fireflies dotted on it, and they also swim with the light belt, as if there are crystal souls flowing.

That is Tianhe.

The monkey landed on the somersaulting cloud, and she circled happily around the huge umbrella-like sacred tree on the bank, and then ran to the river to touch the water, with a rare happy expression on her face.The look was not as excited as seeing the food, but a smile with some emotion, as if seeing an old friend whom he hadn't seen for a long time.

"Master Sun, this tree is getting thicker again!"

The monkey leaned against the tree trunk and watched her play by the river like a jumping elf, completely forgetting the original purpose of coming here.

Only then did he see clearly the source of those lights that glowed like fireflies.It was flickering small candle lights, locked in crystal covers and floating on the Tianhe River.The entire Milky Way exudes blue starlight, and the candlelight is a warm pale yellow.Her little hand slid across the water, causing circles of rippling crystal ripples, which illuminated the surrounding vegetation and also reflected her beautiful profile.

"Master Sun, isn't it beautiful!" She spread her arms and took a deep breath happily, then turned her head and looked at him with her eyelashes bent.

"En." Halfway through the alcohol, he also walked to the river, looked at the Milky Way that was almost connected to the sky in the distance, and said, "What are those lights? Are they like the river lights in the mortal world?"

"No, those are fairy lanterns." Danqing pointed to the river and said, "Every fairy in the sky has its own fairy lantern, which is placed in this galaxy. It looks like stars to the mortal world. The light from the fairy lamp is bright and powerful, which means that the root of the fairy is stable and the power of the fairy is superior. If the light of the fairy lamp is on and off, or the light is dim, it means that the fairy is in danger. Maybe it’s about to return to the West.”

"So that's how it is." Sun Wukong looked around, and there was no end to the Milky Way, and there were countless fairy lanterns.

As if guessing what he was thinking, she raised the corners of her mouth and said proudly: "There is Mrs. Sun in here too. Let me look for it for you." She stretched out her small hand towards the void, closed her eyes and said a few words in her mouth. As soon as his name was mentioned, a fairy lamp slowly rose from the river, flew towards her, and landed in her palm. "Hey, look." She pointed to the inside of the lampshade, and said, "Sun Wukong, your name is written on it. The fire light jumps powerfully, Mr. Sun has great powers, and the celestial root is very stable."

Although it was a compliment, but after she finished speaking, she showed a little undetectable melancholy.This is life.Some monkeys are born to be favored by heaven, and what they can get easily, some people can't get it all their lives.

Sun Wukong took his own fairy lantern from her hand and looked at it, but he couldn't quite tell the difference between the bright and dim she said.

A gust of evening wind blew by, rustling the leaves.Sun Wukong took off his cloak and put it on her, saying: "Are you still eating?"

The scarlet cloak carried his body fragrance, and she felt itchy in her heart, avoiding his gaze and said, "Oh, I forgot to have food." She snatched the food box from the monkey, opened the lid, and the sweet-scented osmanthus The taste of rum immediately rushed into the nostrils. "Wow, there's still something to drink, Lan Caihe is such a nice guy!"

She looked around and muttered, "It would be great if I could sit on a higher place to eat. Ah!—"

Before he finished speaking, the monkey snatched up the tree with a handful of small waists that were tightly grasped.

"Wow, that's great!" She sat on a high branch with a food box in her hands, as if she could see the end of the Milky Way.

Sun Wukong raised the corners of his lips slightly, leaned his back on a tree trunk, and whistled for a while with his arm resting on his pillow. It was the song that foxes often sang.He put his feet on another tree trunk in front of him, enjoying the scenery leisurely.

Danqing unceremoniously put the food box on his lap, using him as a storage shelf, and then picked a piece of soft rice-colored pastry from the food box and put it into his mouth. "Well, it's a good time." She narrowed her eyes contentedly, and said, "Master Sun, what song are you humming?"

Sun Wukong remembered her request "not to mention other girls in front of her", so he lied: "I don't know, it's probably a folk song from Huaguo Mountain."

"Oh, Huaguoshan also has folk songs." She listened quietly to him playing for a while, and said, "It's quite nice. Is there any lyrics?"

Monkey King searched in his mind for a while, and affirmed: "Yes. But I don't know much about it."

"What a pity." She shrugged embarrassingly, planning to follow the monkey to Huaguo Mountain in two days.At that time, she will have to bring some paper and a pen to draw a panoramic picture of Huaguo Mountain for the monkey.In this way, when he misses home in the sky, he can still take it out and have a look, which is considered a thought.

But what if the monkey doesn't want to come back once he goes back?

She hesitated for a moment, then looked back at him and said, "Master Sun, we only took five days off. After five days, you will return to the Heavenly Court, right?"

"Of course." He nodded and said, "I just want to go back and see how the monkeys and grandchildren are doing, and whether there are any new monsters bullying them."

"Well, that's good!" Danqing looked at him, and said again: "Master Sun is such a supernatural being with great powers and promises, he shouldn't lie to me!" Although he said he believed it, he couldn't help but repeat One more word to confirm.

The words of the Eight Immortals are still in my ears.Sun Wukong quickly took off the hands that were resting on the back of his head, straightened his upper body and sat upright, and said very seriously: "Dan Qinger, don't worry. My grandson will be responsible for you to the end. Even if you really want to stay in Huaguo Shan, I will definitely take you with me too."

"Huh?" Dan Qing was a little confused, and asked, "What does this mean?"

"That Lu Dongbin said, I have seen your body, so I have to be responsible for you. Last time I fell into your bathtub..." He scratched the back of his head, waved his hands fearlessly, and said, "You don't have to grow old every day. Thinking about the matter of raw rice and cooked rice, my old grandson is the Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain, and he will be responsible for it."