[Journey to the West] Edible Guide for the Great Sage

"Well, you little baby, how dare you tie your grandpa grandpa?" Sun Wukong muttered a mantra silently, his figure kept getting smaller and smaller, and the demon-binding rope also got smaller.He got bigger again, and it got bigger too.He was at a loss, and chanted another formula, and went straight out of his body and raised his stick to fight.

"Something good." Nezha picked up the Qiankun circle and carried it on his shoulders, saying: "Compete in the open place, follow me!"

After fighting, the two left the imperial horse prison.

Danqing looked dumbfounded: it's over, it's over, this is a tragedy repeating itself.

But what attracted her more was the immobile body of the monkey beside him.It's such a great timing - a Nvwa stone fairy fetus appeared in front of her motionless, and it was so clean that there was no trace of soul in it.She looked around and felt that the main hall was a bit conspicuous, so she bent down and stretched out her hand to lift the monkey up, and wanted to take it to the inner room for further processing.

But this monkey is really heavy, she can't shake it even after a long time of strength.What can I do?Even if you do something bad, you can't ask servant A and servant B to help.At this time, with a flash of inspiration, she pushed the monkey to the ground: since it is so heavy, roll away!Facts have proved that this trick is very effective.She bent down and turned the monkey over, and then over, and over again, and the monkey rolled to the threshold between the inside and the outside.Seeing the monkey waiting for the two eyeballs, she felt guilty, raised her hand to close his eyelids, and she dragged his upper body to pull him in.

The demon-binding rope was tightly tied, and it was dragged into the inner hall.However, the monkey's trouser belt was not fastened tightly, and it got stuck on the threshold and was pulled off directly.

She didn't care about 21 anymore, she pulled him by the upper body and dragged him onto the bed.After pulling it for a long time, I couldn't pull it up, so I had to throw him on the floor beside the bed.

The monkey is as heavy as Mount Tai.She sat on the ground and began to pant.After panting for a while, she took a look, and the monkey's waistband was missing, and the trousers were about to fall off.She went back to the door and picked it up and tied it to him.She couldn't fasten it sideways, so she straddled his lap and fiddled with his waist.

After finally fiddling around for two laps, he was fastening the buckle, only to hear a voice behind him saying: "Master Sun, what are you doing?"

She turned her head and looked - the Eight Immortals were standing at the door, poking their heads and looking inside.

It's over, it's completely over, and I can't wash it off even if I jumped into the fairyland.

The eight gods, male, female, old, and young, all looked at her with the same fiery gaze, and they were about to be roasted by her.

Danqing held back the urge to burst into tears and buried her face in the monkey's chest, really not knowing what to do.

However, each of the Eight Immortals held the mentality that watching the excitement is not a big deal, instead of leaving, they gathered around and pointed at their strange poses.

"It is said that Danqing slept on Monkey King's bed, but it is true!" This was Lan Caihe's voice.

"Well, look at this posture is very fierce, they all rolled under the bed." It was Han Zhongli's voice.

"I rolled under the bed and still haven't untied my belt? Mrs. Sun is inexperienced. You need a girl to take the initiative, and you don't know how to pity and cherish jade." This was Lu Dongbin's voice.

Dan Qing finally broke down, sat up and said with a blushing face, "Everyone, this is not what you imagined—Master Sun, he went out of his body to play with the third prince Nezha."

"Oh, I see!" Han Xiangzi flipped open the folding fan, fanning the strands of hair on his forehead more elegantly.Then he quickly closed the folding fan, knocked on the palm of his hand and said with a detective face: "Fairy Danqing is such a good move, while he is out of his body and has no consciousness, let me cook some raw rice—"

The other seven said together: "Wonderful!"

Danqing was completely speechless.

"Come, come, let's help her carry Mrs. Sun to the bed!" They were about to step forward as they said that.

"Don't move!" Danqing bent down and put his arms around Sun Wukong's neck, and said, "No need! I'll just come by myself, just come by myself—if you guys have nothing to do, please go back—"

Zhang Guolao stepped forward and said: "Ah, there is actually something to do. We heard that Mr. Sun's new official took office three times, so we came to visit. Tonight, the Palace of the Eight Immortals has prepared a banquet, and we want to invite Mr. Sun to come and have a gathering. "

Monkey Sun is very popular.Danqing nodded again and again, raised his small hand in the air and waved the order to drive away the guest: "Yes, yes, I will tell him when you come back. Please come back, please come back!"

The Eight Immortals looked at each other and smiled, and each of them returned home with wretched eyes.

After receiving the devastating injury, it took her a long time to breathe a sigh of relief, slowly propped up her upper body, and muttered while rubbing the monkey's handsome face with her small hands: "Master Sun, it really takes a long time for good things to happen."

Unexpectedly, the eyelashes of the person under her trembled, and said: "What are you touching! Get up from my old grandson!" Sun Wukong still closed his eyes tightly, but his nose was wrinkled in anger, and his voice was full of murderous intent.

Danqing was startled again, the successive thunderbolts from the clear sky were about to knock her down, causing her to have a heart attack and die suddenly on the spot.She turned over and sat on the ground, rubbing back a few feet, her eyes were about to pop out of their sockets: "Master grandson, grandson, grandson, why are you back?"

Sun Wukong parted his lips and seemed to have sighed, before he sat up cross-legged and said, "I'll be back after the fight."

The corner of her mouth twitched twice, and she said, "How is the battle going? Well, Mr. Sun must have killed the third prince Nezha to death. But--is anyone else seeing it? Don't be punished by the elder brother to do hygiene again." !"

Monkey King said with a blank expression: "We all shot out of our bodies, no one saw it."

She quickly thanked the Jade Emperor in her heart, and said: "What else, the Eight Immortals said to invite you to dinner tonight."

He continued to say with a paralyzed face, "I heard it."

What are you playing?He heard?This is the rhythm of returning early.So she talked with the strange flower of the Eight Immortals—oh my god, this undressed face is thrown to the Great Leiyin Temple in Xitian.

She stood up from the ground, clenched her fists and almost exploded: "Who is on duty at the door today? Why didn't you report the guests?!"

After a while, two young servants came in with two food trays, and said, "Report to Miss Danqing, our brother is on duty today. Miss Yushi went to get the order, and she said that Miss Danqing would definitely be hungry in the afternoon, so she asked us to do it." Here comes the Jiuniang Yuanzi."

Well, the reason for skipping work is really good.She waved her hand and said, "Take it to the outside."

The two servants were ordered to leave, and she also walked out of the room quickly: it's better to eat something to calm down at such a time.

Sun Wukong finally let out a long sigh, stood up from the ground, cast an ice spell on himself from head to toe, and the fire in his heart fell slightly.On the way back, I was still thinking that I must tell this girl about the fierce battle just now, but it turned out that she was in such an explosive posture just after returning to Yuanshen.Even though he has practiced Taoism for many years, this warm, fragrant nephrite is white and tender, and anyone else will inevitably feel manic.But then again, who will tell him why this is the case? !What is that girl trying to do by riding him?

How about raw rice and cooked rice, it is simply inexplicable.

He scratched his head irritably, raised his hand and looked at the cold air that was still jumping on his fingertips: Could it be that the battle just now cost too much?Why is the Frost Curse not working anymore?Dry!

Walking around the room a few times and reading the Heart Sutra taught by the master several times didn't always work.He simply walked out of the room with his hands behind his back.Glancing over from the corner of the eye, Danqing was scraping the food hanging on the wall of the bowl with a spoon and sending it to his mouth.Seeing him coming out, her back was also stiff, her eyes peeped out from the mouth of the bowl which was bigger than her face, and she stared straight at him.

The corners of his brows twitched, and he kept locking on her from the corner of his eye, and walked out slowly.

Both of them had something to say, but neither of them could say it.

At the door, Monkey King finally turned his head and dropped three words: "Go to the banquet."

"Okay, okay." Danqing put down the basin and nodded fiercely, and was very grateful to the dragging Master Sun for being willing to report his movements to her.

Sun Wukong strode out the door, finally heaving a sigh of relief.

It's awkward, it's awkward!

In fact, it was too early for the banquet.He wandered around the racecourse again, neither looking at the horses nor admonishing him, just walked around the racecourse again and again, chanting words from time to time, which made all his subordinates bewildered.

It was finally dark, and he just called Somersault Yun to visit the Eight Immortals' Mansion.

The Eight Immortals were very enthusiastic, and they hugged and brought him to the dining table, such as jade plate delicacies, delicacies, fine nectar, and fragrant lips and teeth. The table was set up with the best hospitality in the palace, just waiting for him to come. I'm seated.

Sun Wukong was not surprised to see so many delicious food, so he just muttered: "There are so many delicious food, if that girl comes here, she will be crazy."

Immediately, the Eight Immortals looked at each other over and over again, and then laughed at the same time, with three words written all over their faces: You understand.

"Let me tell you, Master Sun, you have a good friendship with Fairy Danqing." Zhang Guolao took the lead and led him to the table, and pressed him to the top seat, and the others also took the seat one after another.

Monkey King scratched the back of his head, raised his eyebrows and said, "It's okay."

"Fairy Danqing's appearance is one of the best in the Heavenly Court. Master Sun, you have two brushes." Lu Dongbin poured him a glass of wine, waved his snow-white sleeves, picked up the glass and touched his glass, Said: "Lu Mou admires it. Let's go!"

Sun Wukong didn't quite understand what he meant, anyway, he just wanted to have a toast with him.He quickly picked up the wine glass and drank it down, and praised the good wine.

Several people saw that he looked quite heroic, unlike those rigid and serious immortals, they were also overjoyed and toasted again and again.Sun Wukong didn't refuse either, and he drank it down in one gulp.

He Xiangu was not like the other rough men who only knew how to drink, so she smiled like a flower and said, "I don't know how you two met?"

Sun Wukong was already slightly drunk, so he hiccupped and said, "Well, Old Taibai said that she said a lot of good things about me in front of the Jade Emperor, so I want to go to Mingjue Palace to thank her. Who knows whether the two fairy servants at her gate are dead or alive? Let me in. When I got angry, I turned into a little fly and flew in. In the end—hiccup—she slapped me and got stuck in the bath water.”

Eight Immortals, you look at me, I look at you, and burst out laughing.

"No wonder, no wonder that Danqing insists on cooking raw rice with you. You look at his body, of course he will follow you every day, and go to your imperial horse prison!" Han Zhongli waved his big fan and said heartily. Laughing: "Wonderful, wonderful!"

"Wait a minute—" Monkey King grabbed Han Zhongli's big sleeve with his fluffy hand, and said, "Fatty, tell me, what do you mean by cooking rice?"