[Journey to the West] Edible Guide for the Great Sage

So Danqing took the magpie's nest as a matter of course and settled down in the Yumajian.At first, she worked in the main hall every day, but Sun Wukong, a serious master, wanted to approve some documents for buying fodder, so she could only do it on the table for guests in the hall.

Later, Danqing also felt that it was embarrassing to make such a big noise, so she moved her table to the lower part of the hall, and sat face to face with Monkey King.

When she tried the case, he would sometimes sit aside and do other things.Danqing's judgment never violated those natural rules, but completely followed his own weird ideas.But every time it was broken just right, he felt relieved as time went by, and no longer commented.

The original owner of the Yumajian was studious, and the bookshelves were full of books.Some are as plain as water and useless, while others are profound and worth watching.Monkey King took those books to study when he was bored.Sometimes I draw on it, and sometimes I take out a stick to make gestures.He could often see something similar to what he had learned in Xieyue Sanxing Cave, and he was very happy.

And Danqing spent most of his time sitting opposite him and reading papers.

When he looked tired and raised his head, half of the time he would find her squatting halfway across the table, sleeping deeply.Sometimes there will be a sudden thud, it must be that she slept on the corner of the table and turned the table over.The miraculous thing is that she was never awakened by her own movements, but lay down on the ground and adjusted her position to continue sleeping.

The other half of the situation is that she is enjoying the food, eating two or three peaches or a plate or two of dim sum, before scribbling a line on the case file.

If he had found her asleep at first, he would have sighed and got up, carried her to the bed in the inner hall, and covered her with a quilt.But Danqing sleeps too hard, once on the couch, she won't get up for two hours without sleeping.When she got up, she would blame him for letting her sleep and delaying her reading the paper.Later, Sun Wukong didn't care about her anymore and let her toss on the opposite side.

Heavenly Court does not allow fights, this is a headache for Monkey King.After Danqing heard about his troubles, he was very considerate and made some ice sculptures for him to practice stick skills for him to play.She thought it was new at first, and followed him to the backyard to watch him practice stick.Sometimes on a whim, I would give him some tricks or something.But often I would cry sleepy while slapping and yelling loudly and would not go back to sleep.

Monkey King annoyed her, so he hung her on Lao Gao's tree branch.She was hanging from the treetops to sleep like a little leopard.Harazi flows all the way from the tree to the ground.But this also has a very bad place: she doesn't sleep honestly, and she has to fall from the tree as soon as she falls asleep.Sun Wukong has to pay attention to whether she is going to goo again all the time.

As time goes by, he also gets tired, so he won't practice the stick anymore.

On this day, Danqing was bored and sat cross-legged on the Taishi chair to eat.The monkey watched the horse come back and locked himself in the inner hall to change his clothes.At some point, the monkey seemed to shy away from her, not to mention taking a bath and changing clothes, even when sleeping at night, he wrapped himself up tightly so that she couldn't see anything.This is the last time she called him handsome and abrupt?

Danqing resentfully said loudly towards the door: "Master Sun, why are you locking it so tightly?"

He hummed angrily, "Men and women are different!"

She chuckled, thinking, can a monkey be considered a man?Shouldn't they be distinguished by male and female?She raised the corner of her mouth and said, "It's okay, I don't have your habit of peeping."

Sun Wukong was speechless, he became the worst fly in his life, and he probably couldn't hold his head up for the rest of his life.

After a while, he came out and saw that she was still eating peaches, so he went to the back of her desk, picked up a pen and started to write and draw.

She had never seen him writing, so she jumped up and down beside him, looking out of curiosity to see what he was doing.

The monkey held the pen like a stick, dipped it in cinnabar and drew a red circle on the left and a red circle on the right, and then scribbled on the side with ink.Danqing didn't understand after reading it for a long time.She swallowed the peach flesh in her mouth, and said: "Master Sun, what is this lump of redness?"

"Monkey." He bit the tip of his pen and said, "This is General Beng and General Ba, and this is Marshal Ma and Marshal Liu. And here are my monkey grandchildren."

Danqing gave full play to his imagination, but he still couldn't see that the red lump was a monkey.They don't even have eyebrows or eyes, I don't know how he can distinguish them in his heart.So, that lump of blackness is Huaguo Mountain?

Although the monkey's style of painting is really ridiculous, but - after all, he has been in the sky for more than a month, he probably really misses Huaguo Mountain and his group of little monkeys.

She grew up in the Heavenly Court since she was a child, and she has no father or mother in her memory, and she has no relatives or friends except her senior brother.So there is no question of wanting to go home.And for Sun Wukong - she never seems to have considered his feelings.

She propped her chin and looked at it for a while, then patted the monkey on the shoulder, and said, "Master Sun, how about this, I'll write you a paperwork to ask for leave, let's go to Huaguoshan for a while?"

Sun Wukong paused, raised his head and said in surprise, "Really?"

Danqing immediately felt a little tasted in his heart.I haven't seen him very happy since beating him to heaven.Just now they discussed going to Huaguo Mountain, and the excitement in their eyes was about to break through the sky and tear the sky and startled the Jade Emperor.Could it be that you want to see the fox?But looking at his painting, it seems that there is no fox or girl in his painting.

Words that are spoken are just water that has been spilled, and it cannot be taken back.

Besides, it's not good to blindly keep him here, it's better to take him back to have a look from time to time, so that he can calm down and stay honestly in the heaven.

She nodded helplessly: "Really. I'll draft after you finish drawing."

Sun Wukong immediately got up when he heard the words, pulled his painting aside, took her to sit down, and picked up an ink ingot to grind ink for her: "Dan Qinger, I will treat you to eat the biggest peach in my Huaguo Mountain when I come down to earth. "

Danqing has always been a soft-hearted person, and he felt relieved after hearing this, and his eloquent and well-thought-out words were a tear-jerking false note.

The two sent the leave note to Wenquxing, and Wenquxing immediately approved it, allowing them to descend to the realm in three days.Monkey King returned to the Yumajian and began to pack his things.Everything that is easy to wear, good to use, good to eat and good to drink, as well as those rewarded by the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother when he first took office, were all packed into a big package for his monkey grandson.

Seeing that he was so happy, Danqing also reluctantly parted with his favorites and went through his stockpile, picked out some pastries and packed them for the monkeys.

In the Mingjue Palace for more than 700 years, the opportunities to go out with my senior brother can be counted on one hand.Senior brother always taught her that monsters in the mortal world are very fierce, and they have to eat the cultivation base of gods at every turn, and she is lazy and can't practice well. Up to now, all kinds of spells are half-baked, so she never dared to ask for leave to go to the lower realm.

But this time it's different, there is Lord Sun as a backer, even the canopy can't beat him, presumably ordinary monsters have to go around them.

Just as he was packing up, the servant A came to report that the third prince, Nezha, was asking to see him.

Monkey King had no choice but to allow him to come in.

Nezha was still the same, his height couldn't even reach Danqing's shoulders.There is a little cinnabar between the eyebrows, red lips and white teeth are more beautiful than girls.The body is covered with a circle of heaven and earth, and the waist is wrapped with Huntian silk.A pair of horns are bundled high on the top of the head, and a red rope is tied to one side.She wears a scarlet bellyband covered with lotus petals on her upper body, and a pair of red silk trousers with leggings on her lower body. She has a pair of bare feet and a string of bells tied around her ankles, which jingle as she walks.

Monkey King put on a surprised face when he saw him.He bent down and leaned close to Danqing's ear and whispered, "Is this a man or a woman?"

Danqing coughed dryly twice, then said in a low voice, "Men."

Nezha is one of the favorite sons of Tota Li Tianwang. He is raised under his knees like a big baby every day, so he is naturally full of confidence and not easy to mess with.Dan Qing immediately put on a smile and said: "Third Prince, please forgive me for being too far away to welcome you. Then what, it's messy because we're doing cleaning here. Find a place to sit."

Nezha looked around, and saw that the big and small packages in the imperial horse prison looked like they were cleaning?It's clear that someone is deliberately trying to evacuate this place.

He saluted casually, and said: "Fairy Danqing, congratulations on your promotion. I'm here for nothing else, just passing by for a while Master Sun."

"Yes, yes, whatever." Danqing pushed Sun Wukong two steps away, and continued to smile politely.

Sun Wukong frowned and looked at Nezha, holding his arms impatiently, and landed on the ground with his feet.

Nezha sensed this contemptuous aura, pointed at Sun Wukong angrily, and said, "Master Sun, what are you trying to do? Are you stealing things from heaven to go down to the realm?"

"We asked Wen Quxing for leave." Sun Wukong was even more impatient: "When will I have to get a milk doll to agree to go down to earth?"

Nezha snorted coldly and said, "What does it matter to me when you go down to the realm? But smuggling is a big deal. Danqing, you just got promoted to the Immortal Judge and you want to join him?"

The hat was put on his head, and Danqing immediately retorted: "Third Prince, we only took some melons, fruits, pears and peaches, so it's not against the rules to send food to the lower world?"

Nezha pointed behind her and said, "Look for yourself, do you need to put melons, pears, pears and peaches in a white-glazed long-necked bottle?"

Danqing looked back, and sure enough, there was only one of a pair of white-glazed flasks left on the high stool behind him. "Master Sun, did you take it?"

Monkey King raised his eyebrows high, and said: "Yes, I think this bottle has a big belly, so I will take it back as a chamber pot for my group of monkeys and grandchildren."

This Monkey King, who can't see it at a glance, finds trouble for her!Using an antique vase as a urinal, thank goodness he could figure it out!Danqing quietly took the bottle out of the package and put it back in place.

"There's no reason for that!" Nezha opened his eyes angrily, and said, "Monkey Sun, these are all extraordinary things, if they are brought back, they will attract monsters to scramble and cause riots."

"As long as I'm in the Imperial Horse Prison, everything that occupies my territory is my property. It's none of your business if I take my own property? You're a wet baby." Sun Wukong brought out his theory again, without the slightest Did not realize the seriousness of the matter.

It’s been hundreds of years but it hasn’t grown up, is it his fault?Being poked at the sore spot, Nezha became even more angry, and the two little pigtails were so angry that they were going to fly to the sky. "Sun Houzi, where do you think this heaven is? The Yumajian is not a mountain that you can occupy by urinating."

As soon as he finished speaking, he raised his right hand, and the demon-binding rope appeared in the air.Whirling around Sun Wukong's body, the circle became tighter and tighter, and finally tied him with a dead buckle.