[Journey to the West] Edible Guide for the Great Sage

It's a little tricky.Tremblingly, she stepped forward to salute, and said, "See Your Majesty."

"Danqing. I just wanted to summon you, but you came by yourself." The Jade Emperor flicked his sleeves and said, "Ziyi, you should step back first."

"Yes." Ziyi bowed and stepped back, not forgetting to take a sneak peek at Monkey King before leaving.Handsome, really handsome.Seeing is believing.Two close encounters, now she and her six sisters have something to brag about.

The Jade Emperor nodded slightly, looked around the hall, and saw Sun Wukong dressed in official uniform, standing behind Danqing with his hands behind his back.Although his eyes were unrepentant, he still had the look of some immortal officials, so he said with some satisfaction: "Bi Mawen is here too."

Sun Wukong didn't salute, but said: "My grandson is here."

"Report to Your Majesty." Dan Qing took a step forward and said: "Master Sun accidentally smashed the case of senior brother, Dan Qing gave his own to senior brother, so he is currently working in the Imperial Horse Supervisor. Faced with Sheng Sheng's heart, Only then did Danqing call Master Sun to come with him."

"Well, I've seen your playlist." The Jade Emperor paused, and said, "That's fine. Bi Mawen is not familiar with the Heavenly Court, and with you by his side, I can remind you from time to time."

Does this mean to ask her to stare at Monkey King?Then wouldn't she be able to live as long as she wanted?She was overjoyed, and said: "Danqing complied. It's just about the canopy..."

In the middle of the sentence, the Jade Emperor showed his face and said: "Your suggestion on the matter of Guanghan Palace is very good, and I have already assigned someone to handle it."

"Ah?" Danqing was dumbfounded after hearing this.In an instant after that, she understood what the Jade Emperor meant.This matter went directly to her without going through the senior brother, and it was clear that the Jade Emperor hinted that she wanted to use a bad move to cure the canopy.From this point of view, the Jade Emperor is interested in Sister Chang'e?She shivered and gasped because she was so full of thoughts about the monkey and ignored the Jade Emperor's will.Fortunately, by accident, the Jade Emperor was satisfied, otherwise I don't know what tragedy would have happened.

"Punish the canopy to fall into the pig's way, and hand it over to the underworld within seven days." The Jade Emperor did not hesitate to praise: "You have done a good job in this matter. In my opinion, it is time for you to be promoted to immortal judgment. Starting from today You can decide the case independently, and the celestial judge will assign you some simple cases. Danqing, do you have any objections?"

get promoted?She beamed with joy, and asked in a low voice, "What about the case?"

"Naturally, it is counted as the third grade." The Jade Emperor waved to the side, and a fairy servant presented a plate of white and cool things. "This is ice-tuned snow lotus root, you can take it home and try it."

"Thank you, Your Majesty, for the reward!" Danqing took the small white jade bowl, and the halazi was about to flow into a river.

On the way back, she was proud and excited holding the snow lotus root, and kept showing off to Sun Wukong: "Master Sun, I have been promoted, you have to treat me better."

Sun Wukong thought for a long time but didn't understand the causal relationship, but he didn't bother to disturb her good mood.He rested his head on his pillow and walked leisurely behind her.

"Master Sun, did you hear that just now?" She finally couldn't help but dipped some shredded lotus root with her index finger and licked it into her mouth, it was creamy and sweet. "Tianpeng molested Sister Chang'e, and fell into a pig's way. Oh, Sister Chang'e should be dressed neatly when he molested. So this is a mild obscenity. If it is disheveled, for example, peeping at someone taking a bath -"

The beauty of that day came back to his mind, Sun Wukong quickly shook his head, but the fair-skinned person was still lingering.

"Master Sun, you have to be nice to me." This was the conclusion she came to.

Sun Wukong paused, turned around and said, "Am I treating you badly now?"

She was stopped by the question, blinked her eyes, and said: "That's not bad..."

Sun Wukong glanced at her and walked in front of her.

She quickly chased after him with her calves, followed behind him, and said, "But you have to raise your own requirements. For example, if I am going to be bullied, you have to bully me back. If I want to bully others, you have to Help me to bully. Don't keep mentioning other girls in front of me, and don't praise other girls for being beautiful." She ran to him in two steps, nodded his chest and said: "Ah, there is one more important thing ——Don’t steal my food!”

After saying that, she dipped some shredded lotus root and licked it into her mouth.

Sun Wukong finally heard the point from her series of strict demands: she was angry because he praised the fox for his good looks.

Women are so strange, much stranger than female monkeys.

He scratched his head and nodded in agreement.

That night, the Yumajian changed from a dilapidated small bungalow into a lively place.The doorway was full of congratulatory gifts, and there was an endless stream of people coming and going.

The entire Mingjue Palace people, plus those fairies and lords who had been friends with Danqing on weekdays, all came to congratulate her.Of course, half of the guests came to see Mr. Bi Ma Wensun.However, Danqing didn't care about these things.Most of the guests are knowledgeable, and all the water they send is delicious.She was already very busy just counting those snacks and desserts.

"Ah, Master Sun, this golden armor is indeed the treasure of the Dragon Palace. It is really not simple. It is so light and thin, but can it withstand the rain of spears and swords?" A fairy with three moles on the corner of her mouth raised her eyebrows and was about to go touch him.

Can silk clothes not be light and thin? "This is an official uniform, and it's hanging in the house." Sun Wukong silently spread a barrier on his body, and then looked at the beautiful and ugly people sticking to the transparent barrier with crooked noses and mouths.

"So that's the case. Master Sun, your hair is very smooth. What do you usually use to take a bath?" Another chubby fairy servant blushed after asking.

"I basically don't take a bath." Sun Wukong lifted his legs and looked up at his barrier, and strengthened it.

"Master Sun, I heard that your Dinghaishen needle can be enlarged or reduced, and its length and thickness can be controlled by you. Can you open our eyes by taking it out?"

"I lent it to the boy yesterday and used it as a shit-stirring stick at the racecourse."

"Master Sun, is it convenient to reveal your ideal type?"

"Master Sun, you are so handsome, does your monkey monkey grandson know?"

Sun Wukong was so questioned that his brain would explode.A pair of golden pupils passed through the crowd to look at Dan Qing who was almost grinning from the corners of her mouth not far away, and felt uneasy in her heart: This stinky girl, who eats better than her own father when she sees her, doesn't even say to come and relieve him .

Looking around at these vulgar rice points, although they have been praising his appearance.But - nothing compares to a certain brat who sat on the window sill that night and blinked her big eyes and said to him, Mr. Sun, you are so handsome.

The crowd chatter never stopped.Sun Wukong finally got angry, shouted loudly, and said: "Didn't you come to congratulate Dan Qing'er? Why are you always surrounding my old grandson? Believe it or not, I kicked you out one by one?"

The fairies were so startled that they dared not speak.You look at me, I look at you, and they immediately surrounded Danqing together.

"Sister Danqing, how did you manage to eat without gaining weight?"

"Sister Danqing, how long are you going to live in Lord Sun's residence?"

Danqing looked at the crowd in panic, and hurriedly stood in front of the delicious food, saying, "How long do you want to stay?"

"But, but there is only one bedroom here, where do you sleep?"

Danqing pointed to the inner hall and said, "Sleep on his bed."

There was a burst of exclamation from the crowd: Danqing has already slept on Monkey King's bed!

Sun Wukong almost fell off the stool.He took out his golden cudgel and played a stick and flower pestle on the ground, and a gust of wind blew sand and rocks: "Get out!"

A group of fairies fled in despair.

Dan Qing glanced at their gloating and contented backs, was speechless, turned around and held Monkey King's hand that was not holding the stick, and said, "Master Sun is wise!"

Sun Wukong's brain was hurting, he dismissed the praise, and gnawed on the peach.

Tingyou looked away from the two people in the room, stood outside the window with a solemn face, raised his head and looked at the moon to count the years.Now Danqing is a third-rank official, on an equal footing with him.If she was promoted to another half level and got the Condensed Yuan from the second rank, then her background - I'm afraid he would not be able to keep this secret.

He loosened his clenched fist, and Teng Yun returned to Mingjue Palace.

From then on, Danqing became more rampant in the Yumajian.

With the status of a third-rank official, it can be called a rough official.She would get up at three poles every day without saying a word, and shout five times and six times in front of a group of young servants. She ordered them more frequently than Monkey King.

However, the boys who haven't seen such a style for a long time naturally don't mind, and they never feel tired doing work (finding food) for the little fairy.The servant who once helped her retrieve the quilt thrown out of the window by Monkey King also won a resounding title from her because of his outstanding performance: Xiaosijia.He is mainly responsible for her daily life, and also serves as the chef when Yushi is away.The other servant B is clever, seeing all directions and listening to all directions, so she promoted him to be an intelligence agent, and specially kept an eye on Monkey King's whereabouts for her.

Thus, dialogues like this can be seen everywhere in Heavenly Court:

Heavenly Soldier A: "Heavenly Soldier B, Heavenly Soldier B, have you seen Lord Immortal Judgment?"

Tianbing B: "Which immortal judges the Lord?"

Tianbing A: "It's Mr. Danqing who is lazy, greedy for money and lustful!"

Tianbing B: "She, now spends her days in the Imperial Horse Prison, mixing with that new Bi Mawen."

Tianbing A: "Ah? Why? She is tired of eating desserts, do you want to eat monkey brains instead?"

Tianbing B: "But the process of eating monkey brains is so bloody! It is said that a hole is dug in the middle of the table, Master Sun is put in, and the head is smashed open when he is alive, uh..."

From then on, when the Heavenly Soldiers and Generals saw Master Bi Ma Wensun again, they all looked at him with sympathy.

Danqing was speechless after hearing this: You idiots, what monkey brains are you eating?Don't you know that Sun Wukong is a walking Nuwa stone?

The protagonist of the rumors, Mr. Sun, expressed his disapproval: My grandson is made of steel and iron, how can it be so easy to open the ladle?