[Journey to the West] Edible Guide for the Great Sage

"What?" Danqing raised his voice even higher.She immediately darkened her face and understood the reason.

Those eight are idle and have nothing to do, they know every day that they are wandering around in various fairy palaces, watching the excitement is no big deal!What is the responsibility to the end, even the matter of cooking raw rice and cooked rice has been popularized by monkeys? !It's crazy!

Besides, although this monkey is indeed a bit handsome, even Nezha and Tianpeng can't beat him, and it's really exciting to take advantage of it once in a while, but!It's a lesson from heaven and earth, she really doesn't have any thoughts about him!

She held her forehead speechlessly, and said, "Master Sun, you are so sincere that I don't know what to say..."

Sun Wukong also coughed twice, and said, "Then eat."

"Oh, that's right." She put the pastries into her mouth one by one, but she couldn't taste them.

The good news is that she doesn't have to worry about the monkey being reluctant to let the little monkeys not go back to heaven.The bad news is——she seems to have fallen in love with this righteous and dignified Master Sun.

Back at the Imperial Horse Prison, the monkey fell asleep quickly after being drunk, but she didn't close her eyes much all night.

Looking at the monkey sitting on the window sill with its head down and sleeping soundly, she always felt a little uncomfortable—even she was a little thankful that the monkey's soul had gone out of its body that day, but she failed to get it.

What is this?Could it be that Yue Lao tied red strings on her little feet and the monkey's feet?

She got up and covered him with the monkey's cloak, and counted the steamed buns with her back to him.

On the second day, Danqing sat outside Yuelao's desk with two heavy dark circles under his eyes, talking face to face with Yuelao.

She squinted her eyes and looked tired, but still managed to maintain her fierce expression, and said, "Grandpa Yue, just tell me the truth, did you tie the red rope for me and Monkey King?"

Yuelao is also helpless.He has a lot of work, but it's not like a certain Mr. Sun who can dawdle with just a few horses.He put down his brush and said with a serious face: "Fairy Danqing, this——I just said it just now. I only care about marriages in the mortal world, but I don't have the right to match the gods."

"Really?" Danqing looked suspicious: "But why do I always feel that looking at that monkey is getting more and more pleasing to my eyes recently? It seems that it's not just his skin. There should be something else." She thought for a long time and couldn't help it. I didn't know what words to use to describe this feeling, so I was speechless and said, "Tsk, I can't tell."

Yuelao was also surprised: Recently, the affair of the Yumajian was widely circulated in the heavenly court.The gods all said that two people riding on the same horse and playing on the clouds, a couple is so loving. "Fairy, is it possible that Tieguai Li and the others are telling the truth? Uh, about cooking raw rice, you..."

Good things don't go out, bad things spread thousands of miles.

These eight traitors!

Danqing slapped the table, stood up abruptly, and reprimanded loudly: "What's true? These eight gossips, if you make rumors again, I'll punish them for insult and slander!"

Yuelao was startled, and tremblingly said: "Fairy, calm down, calm down. But... if the fairy really likes Mr. Sun, I can give you a red rope to try..."

"Stop talking!" Danqing gave him a hard look, and said, "Stop minding your own business, and write your marriage book properly."

Seeing that she was slightly angry but her cheeks were flushed, Yue Lao knew that this matter was not groundless.So he smiled and said: "The matter of marriage cannot be forced, but it cannot be avoided. How about this, I have a few legendary story books here. The fairy can take them back for reference."

Danqing took it suspiciously, and looked at the cover: Journey to the East, Lotus Lantern, Bull Demon King sadistically loves Rakshasa girl, Cowherd and Weaver Girl... Wasn't Zhinu just demoted to the earth?She said angrily, "What the hell is this?"

Yuelao said proudly: "These are all stories written by the old man with the expansion and extension of love." After speaking, he leaned into Danqing's ear and whispered: "A must-have strategy for falling in love. Get it under the bridge of the mortal world to find a storyteller." You can exchange money to buy rice wine!"

Danqing gave him a blank look, but took those books and put them in his arms: "I'm leaving first, you should be busy."

"Fairy go slowly!" Yuelao just wiped off his sweat.

Danqing just went out for a while, then ran back erratically, and got under Yuelao's table in a panic.Yuelao was about to ask her what was wrong, but there was a lot of noise outside, and then a burly figure appeared at the door: "Old man Yuexia! Write me a good marriage, I want to go down to earth to marry a wife went!"

"Ah? Marshal Canopy?" Yuelao looked at him and the eight heavenly soldiers and generals behind him in horror, and went inside without knowing.

"I was framed by a villain and I am about to be demoted, please write me a good marriage!" He slapped the table and handed the pen to Old Yue: "Write!"

"This—this is absolutely impossible." Yue Lao quickly waved his hands and said, "Without the Jade Emperor's will, I can't randomly write marriages for the Banished Immortals."

Tianpeng was out of breath, and just about to have an attack, he saw a small section of water-colored skirt protruding from under Yuelao's table.He picked up the hem of the skirt and pulled it, and Danqing rolled out from under the table.

"Hey, hello... the marshal has something to say!" She was almost frightened, and kept begging for mercy.Now that the canopy is about to be demoted to the earth, it is completely barefoot and not afraid of wearing shoes.Looking at the Yuelao Palace, there is no one who can fight, so bad luck is bad luck!

Tianpeng snorted angrily: "You immortal judge, together with Bi Mawen, gave me small shoes to wear. If it weren't for you two, how could I be so frustrated that I got drunk and offended Chang'e sister?! Are you threatening Yuelao again now that he won't let him go?" help me?"

Seeing that he was so vicious, the next eight heavenly soldiers and generals did not dare to step forward to stop him.

"Heaven and earth conscience, I don't have one!" Danqing was really wronged this time, she turned her head and gave Yuelao a wink, and said, "Grandpa Yue, just write one for him."

Yuelao understood, and wrote a paragraph when he picked up the pen.It's just—it's not a marriage but a sinful fate.

Who knows that Tianpeng is still relentless, grabbed her by the collar and said, "Hmph, what about Bi Mawen?"

An unusual wind blew past, and the air was murderous. "Hurry up and take your pig's trotter away from Dan Qing'er, I can still consider doing it softly."

Say monkey monkey arrives.Dan Qing followed the sound, and saw the Monkey King standing at the door with a golden cudgel, picking his ears with disdain on his face, with a scarlet shawl tied around his neck, and a pair of phoenix feathers floating in the clouds with the breeze.Although the expression is extremely lazy, the light in the eyes is burning and compelling, handsome, so handsome!

"Master Sun, every time you are a hero to save the beauty, you come in time!" She ignored the canopy of her collar, and immediately changed into a nympho face.

"Hmph!" Tianpeng pushed Danqing out.She immediately drew an arc in the sky that she thought was beautiful with a happy face, and then landed in the monkey's arms accurately-sometimes it is very necessary to secretly use a little magic.Otherwise, wouldn't the agility taught by my senior brother be hard to use in a hundred years?

Overjoyed, she secretly leaned her head on the monkey's shoulder.

She felt that the monkey's back stiffened, and its head moved away from her, but it didn't push her away, but stood up to protect her behind it.

Yuelao secretly sighed at the side: This Fairy Danqing has not read the strategy yet, she is already ready to become a teacher!

Canopy transformed into a weapon, and said with disdain: "Wolf is a traitor!"

Sun Wukong didn't pay attention to him at all, just played a stick flower with one hand, and said: "What's the matter with me. Dan Qing'er is my man now, don't bully her!"

My people?Is this the promise of being responsible to the end last night? !Regardless of whether this monkey was intentional or unintentional, territorial sovereignty has been declared anyway, so whoever dares to insult him in the future!Danqing only felt that he had fallen into the honeypot, wandering in a burst of sweet fragrance.

"Brutal Bi Mawen, eat me with a rake!" The canopy swung a rake at her, and Sun Wukong calmly whispered in her ear, "I'll come when I go", and then he raised his stick to meet her.

The Moon Palace was instantly blazed with flames.Where has Yue Lao seen such a battle?He also hid under his desk.

Danqing's face was bloodied by the monkey's cloak fluttering with the wind, and the light in his eyes was full of red hearts.

The two fought from the inside of the Immortal Palace to the outside, the eight heavenly soldiers and generals all looked dumbfounded, wondering whether they should go up and stop them.

The canopy had the upper hand, retreated steadily, and was forced to a corner of the Immortal Palace.If you go further outside, you will fall to the ninth heaven.In order to avoid the monkey's sharp stick technique, he took a wrong step back, but his foot fell through the air.The monkey had no intention of killing him, so he immediately stretched out his stick to pick at the corner of his clothes: "Can you be convinced if you lose?"

Tianpeng snorted coldly in disdain: "So what if you lose? I, Tianpeng, will lead Tianhe's [-] heavenly soldiers to gallop on the battlefield in this life. Even if you are a monster in the lower realm, you will be happy and wander. It is better than you, the so-called monkey king, who is wearing a sesame seed official's black yarn." Treat people like dog legs every day!"

As soon as Danqing heard it, his back started to feel cold.

"What did you say?" Monkey narrowed his golden eyes, and his nose stiffened with anger. "I, Bi Mawen's official position, doesn't care about rank, it's much higher than yours!"

"Hahahaha, don't dream." Canopy grabbed the monkey's stick and smiled, "It's just a monster monkey in the world. How much face do you think the Jade Emperor will give you? Don't you care about grades? That's because the officials are too small to care." Let's go up the rank!"

"Ah!—" Sun Wukong was so angry that he threw him off the Heavenly Court with a stick, turned his head and said with a murderous look on his face, "Dan Qing'er, is what he said true?"

Danqing panicked all of a sudden, and stammered: "Master grandson, grandson, grandson, grandson, don't get excited, then what..."

"Is it true?" He roared loudly, and the murderous intent in his eyes made her tremble with fear.

She didn't dare to answer, she bit her lip and glanced at Yue Lao at the side.

Sun Wukong pointed at the golden cudgel, and said again: "Yuelao, tell me!"

"Um, Master Sun, your official position is indeed lower than that of Tianpeng—" Yuelao was so frightened that his calves trembled, and he said: "But Bi Mawen is not bad, at least he is in charge of all the Tianma, not like an old official. My……"

The monkey laughed at himself, then turned to Danqing and said, "Danqing'er, are you lying to me?"

"Master Sun, I was wrong." Danqing immediately said with a bitter face: "I'm afraid you think the official position is too small and you don't want to stay. We can work hard on the promotion."

"No need!" Sun Wukong took the stick back into his ears, and said, "My old grandson will not stay in this heaven! Dan Qing'er, do you want to go to Huaguo Mountain with me?"

Danqing was dumbfounded, and burst into tears, begging while wiping his tears: "Your Majesty Sun, you can't do it, leaving your post without authorization is a serious crime!"

Before she finished speaking, he said angrily again: "Are you going or not?"