Mao Tuan always wants to attack me

After the emperor officially got married, the emperor's husband usually lived with him in the palace.However, since Xiao Yuntian himself also held the position of the Ministry of Animal Control, and he could not return to the capital often when he was busy with business, the emperor ordered people to build a small courtyard in Mocheng, the junction of the north and south of the Bai Kingdom, for Xiao Yun days to live temporarily.

The small courtyard is located in the east of the city, its area is not big, it looks ordinary from the outside, and there are no luxurious decorations or a large number of servants inside.These are Xiao Yuntian's own ideas, he hopes to have his own foothold outside the palace, try to be low-key, clean, and free from outside disturbances.

When he first traveled to another world, he was cared for by the Mo family in Mo City, and Mo City was also the "base" where he and the emperor fled and counterattacked after the mutiny the year before last.It can be said that besides Xuecheng, Mocheng is the city where he has lived the most and has the deepest affection for.Therefore, his private mansion was also chosen to be built in Mocheng.

Xiao House.

A tall man hurriedly turned a corner from the street, opened the door and walked into the small courtyard.He was wearing a black robe, his face was covered by a hood and a mask, revealing only a pair of dark and cold eyes.When walking all the way back, some passers-by on the road saw him, they were frightened by the cold air on his body and hurriedly avoided, not daring to squint any more.

He went straight through the small courtyard, walked to the back room, and plunged in without knocking on the door.

"I'm back." He reported in a cold tone.

Hearing his movement, there was a muffled snoring sound from inside the room.The man strode in, and saw a round snow-white fur ball lying on the bed in the center of the room.It was half leaning against the head of the bed, holding a small paper bag in its two short front paws, and was dozing off, half dreaming and half awake.

The man found a chair in the house to sit on his own, and placed the things he was carrying on the small table one by one.

The hairball on the couch moved, first kicked its short legs, then opened its purple eyes and looked at him.

The man who entered the room took off his hood and mask, revealing a face as sharp as a knife.He stared intently at the hairball on the bed: "Everything is bought."

"Snort."

Mao Tuan responded, stretched out his front paws again, took a handful out of the small paper bag he was holding in front of him, took out a cooked melon seed, and threw it into his mouth.

"Hahahahaha..."

While eating, he shook his head hair unsatisfied.

Under the gloomy gaze of the man, Mao Tuan'er was half leaning on the bed, eating sunflower seeds with relish, and his short legs were still shaking slightly in time with the rhythm of cracking sunflower seeds.At the end, he spit out a series of melon seed skins on the floor under the bed, where the melon seed skins had already piled up like a mountain.

While eating melon seeds leisurely, Mao Tuanzi opened the documents of the Ministry of Animal Control on the bedside table, and stared casually at the man in front of him with his big purple eyes.

In the reset battle a few years ago, Deka defected to Bai Shuyu, stole information, killed traitors, and made great contributions. Therefore, the credit was paid off, and the assassination of the emperor was canceled.

After Bai Shuyu was restored, he worked diligently to govern the country, and the whole country of Bai was peaceful.Deka, the former No. [-] killer of the Bai Kingdom, was also forced to lose his job. He couldn't find any suitable position in the court, so he was recruited by Xiao Yuntian and became his subordinate when he was working in the Ministry of Animal Control. He traveled all over the world to deal with matters related to strange beasts.

Xiao Yuntian squinted at Deka's moment, then flipped through the official document at hand, connected with the other party with spiritual sense, and asked the man in front of him one by one about the official affairs of the Ministry of Animal Control.

"Deka, has the paperwork signed yesterday been sent to the department?"

"delivered."

"There was a report from Ming City, saying that there was a terrifying giant hair ball in the mountains. Has this matter been found out?"

"Giant hair balls? Fake. According to investigations, some people near the snow-capped mountains will secretly capture small hair balls in the mountains and sell them on the black market. In order to scare those who come to catch them, the little hair balls are stacked on top of each other like arhats. Together, they piled up into a big pile, which looked like a huge ball of hair, so that they could go down the mountain to find food without being caught by bad guys."

"That's interesting. The little furballs pretend to be giant furballs to scare people, which is really helpless. What did you do with them afterward?"

"What else, after a beating, throw them all back into the mountains."

"Decca!"

"I didn't kill them, but I gave them some food, and they went back to their hometown."

"Forget it, let's do it that way. What about the next... big-headed monster fish that appeared in the heart of the Shaluo River?"

"The merchant ship transporting pigs on the river was overturned by the wind and waves, and the pigs on it just fell into it. The purple big-headed fish came to the surface from the bottom of the river, and I knew it was here to eat the pigs."

"Huh? Then what happened afterwards? Have all the pigs been caught?"

"Those are matters that the Ministry of Commerce and the government are in charge of. I don't know. The Animal Control Department is only responsible for investigating and handling matters related to exotic animals, and the goods of merchants are not under its jurisdiction."

"Dekka, your attitude is wrong. The most important thing is to manage things comprehensively. Of course, this matter must be handled together with other departments. If you don't cooperate with each other, you can't solve it satisfactorily. You can go there tomorrow. Shacheng, complete the record of the incident on the paperwork."

"……understood."

After asking about the items on the paperwork one by one, Mao Tuanzi scratched his head and threw the workbook to Deka.

"Ka, write a summary of this month's work for me later."

Deka took Xiao Yuntian's workbook with a gloomy expression.

"Why don't you write it yourself?"

"Because I'm the leader and your boss. Besides, you've been doing errands in the Animal Control Department, so it's hard to get promoted like this. It's good for you to climb up if you practice writing more."

"I can't write."

"If you can't write, you have to find a way to write! Deka, it's a peaceful and prosperous age, and it's useless to just know martial arts. You need both civil and military skills to support yourself and be reused by the emperor. Even Nightingale, the emperor began to let him gradually take over the clerical work. In terms of work, I think he will be promoted to an official or something in the future. You are so capable, you can't stand still."

After hearing this, the man fell silent.Mao Tuan'er got up and took out a paper bag from the things Deka had just bought, opened it, and found a bag full of cooked peanuts.

"Well, it smells pretty good." Maotuan stuck out his long tongue, curled up a few peanuts, chewed them in his mouth, and muttered to himself. "Eating peanuts and melon seeds, I'm so thirsty. Deka, bring some water."

Deka didn't move.

"Xiao Yuntian, when will you let me meet Nightingale?"

"Meet? It's not up to me to decide, I have to ask the emperor."

"I asked you to ask him when you returned to the palace last time. What happened?"

Mao Tuan focused on eating peanuts, and glanced at Deka: "The emperor said that the chief guard only takes one vacation every six months, and he asked you to wait another two months."

"Xiao Yuntian!" Deka slapped the table, and her majestic zhenqi echoed repeatedly in the room, almost breaking the window, "Of course I know that Nightingale only takes a vacation every half a year! Otherwise, why would I ask you? You, you let I’ll be your subordinate, and you’ll direct me to run errands all day long, why didn’t you do what you promised me?” He stood up all of a sudden, and walked around the room anxiously, “I haven’t seen him for a month!”

"One month? It stands to reason that the last time he took a vacation should have been four months ago..."

"Bah! Do you think I will wait for the first half of the year? I'll be suffocated to death!"

The hairball trembled in surprise.The peanuts that had just been eaten got stuck in the throat due to the sudden fright, causing its eyes to bulge and cough.

"Cough, cough, cough..."

Mao Tuan pinched his own throat with two paws, his face flushed red.With quick eyes and quick hands, Deka patted it on the back, causing a slight concussion of its true energy, causing the peanut stuck in its throat to fly out of the dumpling's mouth.

Mao Tuan coughed out peanuts, then widened his eyes, and asked with his spiritual sense: "Decka, you won't sneak into the palace to find Nightingale, will you?"

"of course!"

Seeing that he spoke so confidently, Mao Tuan clicked his tongue a few times, "You bastard, there are so many organs in the palace, and there are so many guards, how can you come in and out at will?"

"So what? Do you think that group of newly-selected brats from the shadow guard class can find out my whereabouts? Tell you, I enter the palace once a month, and I haven't been found yet!"

"Every, every month? Deka, where do you two meet, and what do you do when you meet? Could it be that you are in a palace... Cough cough cough, if someone sees this, be careful that Nightingale will be punished along with it." !"

"What are you thinking about! Every time we meet, at most fifteen minutes, I can't do anything, I can only say a few words and leave."

Maotuan sighed heavily, "Deka, Deka, what do you want me to say about you? You often walk by the river, how can you not get your shoes wet? You sneak into the palace, and be careful not to be caught by the palace officials one day." The guard found out that he was shot to death by random arrows!"

"An arrow that can shoot me dead has not yet been born! Besides, if you really don't want me to die, give Nightingale a holiday!"

"That's all." Mao Tuan shook his hair, "Don't get excited, don't get excited!"

Noticing that the man was staring straight at her, Mao Tuan'er hiccupped lightly, continued to hold the paper bag full of melon seeds with one paw, and stretched out the other paw, pointing at the man.

"What?" The other party was obviously very impatient.

"Come on, big brother, eat a melon seed to calm down."

Finally, the man could take it no longer.He stood up abruptly from his seat, walked quickly to the side of the bed, and knocked out the paper bag in Mao Tuan's hand with a wave of his palm.He stretched out his hand again, and directly lifted the hairball upside down from the bed.

"Eat, eat, eat, you know how to eat! Stupid dumpling, you still have the mood to eat melon seeds here..." Deka picked up the hairball and shook it violently in mid-air, "Eating, drinking, playing and sleeping all day, chores Leave it to me! I think you deserve a beating!"

"Hurrrrrrrr-!"

The hairball caught in the air kicked its short legs indiscriminately, its round body squirmed, and received several merciless slaps from Deka.

"Oh, ouch, it's terrible, the subordinate slapped the boss! Is there any reason for this—"

"Stupid Tuanzi, don't play tricks on me! I don't care what method you use, hurry up and find a chance for me to meet Nightingale, it's best for a little longer!"

"Wow wow... Got it, don't shake me, I just ate a stomach full of nuts, and if I shake it again, I'll throw up!"

Noticing that the hairball's face was flushed from the suffocation and coughing repeatedly, Deka let go of her hand and threw it back on the bed.

The hairball turned over with difficulty, panting for breath.

"You servant, you have a stronger temper than your master!" Mao Tuan slowly got up, leaning on the bed with his soft back, staring blankly at the ceiling with his big purple eyes, "You want me to blow the emperor's pillow breeze. Does that count as using power for personal gain and interfering in internal affairs?"

However, Deka, who got the promise, doesn't care about that.He unceremoniously snatched the peanuts he bought for Maotuan, grabbed a handful and stuffed them into his mouth.

"Stupid dumpling...cunning and greedy, I don't know what the emperor likes about you... Huh. These peanuts are quite delicious." He said, and poured all the remaining peanuts into his mouth in one breath, Throwing down the teary hairball on the couch, he strode out the door.

"Hululu!" Mao Tuan sat on the bed aggrieved and burst into tears.A huge amount of tears gushed out, soaking the entire sheet.

After crying for a while, it realized that the ruthless man ignored him, and the bed was full of water, so he simply shut up.Turning his eyes, Mao Tuan sniffed, and a wicked smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"Hmph... you disgusting demon! I still don't believe that my boss can't cure you!"

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"Dekka, the emperor is going to Mucheng to watch the Lantern Festival next month, and Nightingale will be there then. You should find this opportunity to meet him."

"Hmph...you have a conscience. There is a roast chicken behind the door, newly bought for you."

"Hululu! But Deka, you have to finish writing the work report before you can go to Nightingale. You asked for 120 words, and you have only written [-] words so far. Come on!"

"Stupid Tuanzi, be careful I'll beat you to pieces!"

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The banks of the Mucheng River, Lantern Festival.

"Decka, you're here. Long time no see."

"Nightingale! Ah, um, that's it. I rented a cruise ship on the Mu River for the Lantern Festival today. Let's spend the night there later...Blowing the evening wind and drinking a little wine, we will definitely have a good time. Very happy."

"Okay."

"Speaking of which, Nightingale, how are you doing recently? Are you busy or tired?"

"It's okay... How about you, are you still used to working with Lord Xiao in the Department of Animal Control? I know you haven't done this kind of work, so you may not be used to it..."

"Where is it, I am very good, that stupid... Oh no, Mr. Xiao also said that he will promote me to be an official next year."

"That's good. But how did I hear the emperor say that you often bully the Frost Snow Immortal Group? Not only do you snatch its snacks, but you often rub it, threaten it, threaten it, and threaten to beat it to pieces."

"Ah? Ah, that..."

"Deka, the fairy group can't beat you, so you can't bully it with force. In addition, Mr. Xiao is the emperor's husband-in-law, and has a special status. You have to be careful in your actions, understand?"

"I, I bullied it? I'm wronged, Nightingale, it's obvious that this group of people directs me to act like a cow and a horse all day long, and wants me to write work reports for it! It makes me almost bald! Hmph... stupid group, you pillow The side wind is blowing really well, if you dare to speak ill of me against the Emperor and Nightingale, I will definitely blow your ass off when I get back!"

"Deka, what did you just say?"

"Ah? No, no, I didn't say anything... Let's get on the boat quickly! Cough, a spring night is worth a fortune, and there are still many things to do tonight..."

There is a small theater in Zoe~