Mao Tuan always wants to attack me

Xiao Yuntian came to the imperial study with the emperor's dumpling in his arms.He put the emperor on the table of the desk, and then thoughtfully polished the ink for the emperor, and arranged the pen and paper.

"Your Majesty, there are several piles of documents on this table, may I ask which one is the memorial that needs to be reviewed?"

Emperor Tuanzi looked at the table, then stretched out his short claws, pointing to one of the stacks.

"Snoring." It's this bunch.

Xiao Yuntian helped it move the documents over, folded them one by one and placed them in front of the emperor, then hugged the round body on his knees, and supported its back from behind to prevent it from falling when standing.

With Xiao Yuntian's support, Emperor Tuanzi stood firmly on Xiao Yuntian's lap.It rolled up the meat pad, picked up one of the folds, spread it out in front of its eyes, and began to read quickly.After a while, Tuanzi stretched his front paws towards the engraved seal placed on the front edge of the table.

Xiao Yuntian secretly glanced curiously.On the emperor's desk was a chapter dedicated to reviewing memorials, which was used to express the simplest opinions, "permitted", "not allowed" and "to be discussed".With engraved seals, the emperor did not have to bother to sign every document.

The Emperor Tuanzi picked out a red badge engraved with the word "Zhun", pinched it with his front paws, and firmly pressed it on the top of the memorial.Then, putting this memorial aside, the short claws stretched out to the next memorial.

In this way, the Emperor Tuanzi reviewed the memorials on the desk one by one, and printed them with engraved seals after making a decision.However, occasionally there is a situation where the chapter is not clear. At this time, the emperor needs to briefly explain his opinion on the document, or make a supplementary explanation of his choice, or write a brief reason when opposing the approval.

The front paws of the hairball can hardly hold the pen holder.I rolled the brush with a meat pad and tried several times carefully, but the handwriting was crooked and very indecent.The Emperor Tuanzi puffed up his cheeks in annoyance, stretched out his claws and scratched his hair fiercely a few times.

"Hey, Your Majesty, don't scratch so hard, be careful not to get hurt." Seeing Emperor Tuanzi scratching his hair unconsciously in a hurry, Xiao Yuntian quickly grabbed its front paws and stopped the movement, "It's not convenient to write Just don’t write it down, and we’ll talk about it in detail when we have a meeting.”

Bai Shuyu told him with his spiritual sense: "This is an urgent document, and I may not wait until the day when I return to human form to discuss."

Emperor Tuanzi continued to hold the pen holder, writing with difficulty on the memorial.Bai Shuyu's handwriting was originally very elegant and elegant. After all, he had a well-educated Tai Tuo as his teacher, who inherited the old man's beautiful handwriting.But now with a pair of soft paws, no matter how good the calligraphy skills are, it is difficult to write decent characters.

"How about this," Xiao Yuntian suggested, "Your Majesty, you read it, and I will write it for you."

Bai Shuyu said: "Your handwriting is too different from my handwriting, it will be seen through, and then the fact that I became a dumpling will be revealed? Besides, the royal ancestors have taught that the emperor's inner room must not interfere in government affairs. Now I don't know how many pairs of eyes are staring at your position, if it is found out that you approved this memorial for me, and someone with a heart seizes the opportunity to target you, maybe your right to enter and exit the palace will be restricted in the future."

Knowing the seriousness of the matter, Xiao Yuntian gave up the idea of ​​marking the emperor's handwriting, and changed his mind: "Your majesty, the handwriting you write with your paws is quite different from your usual handwriting. It's not as good as ours. Find someone to imitate your handwriting, as long as it doesn't get seen through."

Bai Shuyu thought for a while, and then sent out a wave of spiritual power.The summoned Nightingale appeared at the door of the study almost instantly, and he pushed the door open to enter the room.

"Your Majesty, what are your orders?"

Bai Shuyu said: "I heard that there is someone in the shadow guard class who is good at imitating other people's handwriting, can you let him come to see me?"

After hearing this, Xiao Yuntian was slightly taken aback.

The emperor's original shadow guard squad was ambushed by demons in the snow mountain a year ago, and the entire army was wiped out.After Bai Shuyu returned to the capital, Nightingale, as the head of the guard, reselected and trained a group of new recruits to serve as the emperor's guards.His selection of candidates does not entirely use comprehensive strength as a reference standard, but uses loyalty to the emperor as the first key, and also considers various talents.The selected rookies may not be the strongest, but they must be loyal and have special talents in a certain aspect.

As far as Xiao Yuntian knows, there are some people in the new generation of shadow guards who can imitate Bai Shuyu's speech, not only the voice is extremely similar, but even the tone of voice is perfectly learned; there are also people who can disguise themselves and completely disguise themselves as other people look like.

So, what we can know now is, is there anyone in the shadow guard class who can imitate the emperor's handwriting?This is so convenient.

Nightingale called the shadow guard.The young man in black was wearing a white mask, so he couldn't see what he looked like. From his posture and voice, Xiao Yuntian guessed that this person was quite young, maybe just a boy of fifteen or sixteen years old .

The shadow guard quickly observed Bai Shuyu's previous handwriting, and then tried to write a paragraph on the white paper.

"Wow, this really looks like it!" Xiao Yuntian exclaimed.

Bai Shuyu learned calligraphy from his Taifu, who was a well-known university student in the Bai Kingdom. Calligraphy has its own style, and it is difficult to master it.And this shadow guard learned an eight or nine-point portrait in a short time, which is really amazing, which makes Xiao Yuntian can't help but look at it with admiration.

"Officer Wei, you have a really good eye for selecting candidates. It seems that your shadow guard class is full of talents!"

Nightingale smiled faintly: "Thank you sir for your compliment."

With the help of the shadow guard, the work of reviewing documents is much more convenient.Bai Shuyu dictated the content of the review to the shadow guard with his spiritual sense, and asked him to write the words on the memorial.Xiao Yuntian supported the round body of the emperor's tuanzi with both hands, watching the emperor and the shadow guards cooperate to review the documents, the only sound in the room was the rustling of flipping through the paper and picking up a pen to write.In the tranquility, Xiao Yuntian absently supported the dumpling, his eyelids began to become heavy, and he slowly dozed off.

After the memorial was approved, a special person came to the study and removed all the processed documents.Xiao Yuntian was awakened by the movement in the room, when he opened his eyes, he saw Emperor Tuanzi stretched in his arms, his small round body stretched out, his big light-colored eyes narrowed into a slit, It looks so uncomfortable.

"Your Majesty, the memorial is finished, let's go out and play!" Xiao Yuntian glanced outside the study, "The weather is just right today, neither hot nor cold."

"You know how to be playful." Emperor Tuanzi gave him a lazy look, "I still have to study. If you want to go out, go out by yourself."

"That's all, I'll go out to catch my breath first, and I'll come to the emperor later."

The imperial study room was a bit dull, Xiao Yuntian hugged the emperor's dumpling on his lap to a chair and sat down, and walked out the door swaggeringly.Wandering all the way to the Palace of Beasts, he planned to go to the back garden to have a look, but he heard the familiar "hissing" sound.

Another strange beast was fighting in the palace of beasts, and the quilt lizard and the coiled snake also participated in it.But the difference this time is that the two of them are no longer the two overlords in the palace, but have become sensible elder brothers.The two beasts have changed from being troublemakers to "peacemakers", and they are struggling to separate the two lion cubs who participated in the fight.

Xiao Yuntian stopped and watched from a distance for a while, seeing the group of big and small strange beasts howling together, shook his head, and laughed out loud.

No matter how you say it, the Palace of Familiar Beasts is always his first home, and the beasts in the palace and in the wild will always be his companions.A pond was newly built in the backyard of the Palace of Royal Beasts. In summer, Mao Tuanzi would swim in the cool pond and enjoy the summer with other beasts.

When returning to the study room, Xiao Yuntian unexpectedly discovered that the Emperor Tuanzi was not reading, but was sitting blankly in the deep seat, as if sullen.

"Your Majesty, why are you sitting here in a daze?" Xiao Yuntian walked over curiously, "Didn't you say you want to study?"

The Emperor Tuanzi glanced at him coldly.

"Xiao Yuntian, I can't reach the table at all."

"Ah... huh?!"

After Xiao Yuntian turned to the desk, he visually measured the height of Emperor Tuanzi when he was sitting and standing, and then looked at the height of the table. The corners of his mouth twitched, and he couldn't help but want to laugh.

"Xiao Yuntian, are you still laughing?"

Xiao Yuntian hurriedly stopped: "Okay, don't laugh anymore." He was holding the dumpling and standing on his lap to approve the memorial, and the height naturally increased, but now that the dumpling is sitting alone on the chair, there is indeed a lot of distance from the table .

He stretched out his hand to support Emperor Tuanzi's waist, "Come on, Your Majesty, try standing upright."

With his help, Emperor Tuanzi struggled to support his round body with his two hind legs, and stood up unsteadily on the seat.However, no matter how straightened the short claws were, the dumpling still couldn't reach the table.

"How could this happen?" Xiao Yuntian was puzzled, "When I became a dumpling, I could easily lie on the table, why can't the emperor?"

Emperor Tuanzi snorted, "I don't believe it, how could you reach the desk?"

Seeing that the emperor didn't believe him, Xiao Yuntian simply released the stored spiritual power, his body shrank slowly, and also turned into a hairball.He nimbly climbed up the chair, and finally stood side by side with the Emperor Tuanzi. As soon as he stretched out his claws, he stood upright from the chair, and his upper body lay firmly on the table.

"Snoring!" Your Majesty, look at me!

Bai Shuyu was taken aback.

"Snoring?" Strange, why can't I do it?

However, without Xiao Yuntian's support, the Emperor Tuanzi, not to mention stretching his claws to reach the table, even staggered upright, which was very difficult.I tried several times but ended in failure, and my limp body fell on the chair with a bang.

After being hit by the failure of standing upright one after another, the Emperor Tuanzi sat on the side sullenly and stopped talking.

In front of him, Xiao Yuntian's Frost Snow Fairy Group still maintained an upright posture, encouraging him excitedly: "Your Majesty, come on, stand up on your hind legs!"

Bai Shuyu spread out his short claws, and shook his thick fur helplessly: "Xiao Yuntian, I may really not be able to stand up."

how so?The Frost Snow Immortal Tuan crawled to the side of the Emperor Tuanzi, stretched out one of its legs, and compared it with the Emperor Tuanzi's leg, it discovered the secret.

"My goodness—your majesty, your legs are too short, aren't they?"

Emperor Tuanzi narrowed his eyes, and saw the purple-eyed Shuangxue Xiantuan standing up smoothly on the chair without any support.Before he turned into a dumpling, Bai Shuyu used to laugh at Xiao Yuntian's short legs, but now, his light-colored eyes looked at the legs, and he found that the legs of the dumpling he turned into were actually shorter than that of the Frost Snow Fairy Tuan. It's even shorter.

The Shuangxuexian group is over forty centimeters long, while the emperor's group is only thirty centimeters long. There is indeed a gap in height.But the reason why Emperor Tuanzi failed to stand upright was that its legs were too short to support its chubby body at all!

The emperor who discovered the root cause was even more sullen.In front of him, the Frost Snow Immortal Group didn't notice it, and Xiao Yuntian lobbied the emperor endlessly: "Your Majesty, in fact, it was difficult for me to stand upright when I first became a dumpling, but after I exercised my hind legs more, I got used to it." posture."

Saying that, Shuangxue Xiantuan jumped off the chair.

"Your Majesty, look, in fact, Mao Tuan's body can also be very flexible. Not only can he stand up, but he can also do acrobatics!"

Immortal Shuangxue stood upside down with her head down, whistling a few times, her snow-white body spun rapidly on the ground of the imperial study room like a top.

"Snoring!" How about the emperor, am I very powerful?

While snoring, he also rose into the air and turned several somersaults one after another.

The Shuangxue Xiantuan was performing juggling on their own, but they didn't notice that the face of the Emperor Tuanzi on the seat was getting more and more gloomy.

When it lay flat on the ground panting for breath, Emperor Tuanzi cautiously jumped off the chair and crawled out of the study.

"Hey, Your Majesty, where are you going?" Shuangxue Xiantuan grabbed its back with its small paws, "Come with me, try walking upright!"

Emperor Tuanzi lowered his eyes in a gloomy expression, and moved his round body forward.

"Hey, Your Majesty, the ball of hair has to roll to go fast, you crawl too slowly like this!"

The short claws touched Emperor Tuanzi's buttocks, and Xiao Yuntian pushed it forward vigorously.

"Get out, get out of here, Your Majesty! Oh no, I didn't mean that, I meant to tell you to roll forward..."

"Hululu!" The Emperor Tuanzi wanted to push it away with his short claws, but he couldn't control the strength, so he accidentally slapped Shuangxue Xiantuan on the cheek.

"Snoring...!"

The Frost Snow Immortal Group was stunned for a second after being hit by the emperor.The next moment, it rushed towards the Emperor Tuanzi.

"Bad emperor, I kindly taught you to be a good dumpling, but you hit me! Aww..."

"Yuntian... I didn't mean it, I..."

"I don't care, I don't care! Let me kiss you and forgive the emperor!"

Relying on his larger size, the Shuangxue Xiantuan held down the Emperor Tuanzi with a "Mount Tai" and slapped the opponent's face a few times.

And the Emperor Tuanzi was not to be outdone.In the posture of being suppressed by Datuanzi, it turned its two front paws into fists, quickly used the ancestral palm technique of the Bai family, and hit a set of "paw pad palms" towards the belly of Shuangxue Xiantuan!

The two hair balls punched and kicked each other on the ground of the imperial study room, hitting each other's limp body, and they had a great time playing.

In the end, two snow-white fur balls lay flat on the ground, panting, their round bellies rising and falling in exactly the same rhythm.

"Hmph... Yuntian, it's so dishonest to become a ball of hair."

"Your Majesty, in fact, both of us have become dumplings, which is also very good."

Bai Shuyu suddenly smiled.He has been under the pressure of a mountain of government affairs, and he hasn't vented his emotions so happily in many days.Now, he has turned into a dumpling, but he can tear off his usual dignified appearance, take the opportunity to let him fly, and roll and make noise like a strange beast.

As Xiao Yuntian said, it's really good to turn into a ball of hair occasionally.The person next to me will change with me, go crazy together, drive away the backlog of worries together, pretend to be a hairball, and make a big fuss.

"Yuntian."

"Ok?"

"Let's go outside and play as two dumplings." Bai Shuyu suggested.

"Go swim in the small pond, pick mushrooms in the garden, and look at the stars on the roof."

Shuangxue Xiantuan grinned, revealing an evil smile.

"Obey, my lord."