Mao Tuan always wants to attack me

Hearing this, Bai Shuyu sighed: "I know. This is the only way to go now."

The emperor launched a spiritual wave to the surroundings.Not long after, the chief guard Nightingale and the emperor's personal attendant Shu Ge hurried over and entered the emperor's bedroom one after the other.

Seeing that the house was in a mess, Nightingale frowned and said, "Sir, why did the house look like this?" He looked around, "Where did the emperor go?"

Xiao Yuntian pointed to the bed: "It's over there."

Nightingale and Shu Ge walked to the emperor's couch, but found that there was no trace of the emperor on it, only a snow-white fur ball sitting on the edge of the couch, with its small paws resting on its coiled short legs, and a bunch of stupid hair on top of its head. He raised his light-colored eyes and looked at them calmly.

Shu Ge looked at Xiao Yuntian suspiciously, and Nightingale recognized the emperor's aura almost immediately, and was taken aback: "Your Majesty?! Why would you..."

"Oh, keep your voice down!" Xiao Yuntian signaled him not to make a fuss, "I called you here this time just to discuss this matter."

Shu Ge is just an ordinary servant who takes care of the emperor's life, not as sensitive as Nightingale, he is completely confused at the moment: "Sir, what do you mean by this? Where is the emperor?"

Xiao Yuntian smiled bitterly and said: "The one sitting on the couch is the emperor himself. It's just that something happened last night, and he temporarily turned into a ball of hair."

"What?!" Shu Ge looked at the couch in shock, staring at the snow-white hair ball for a long time.I saw that the person on the couch looked like a hairball, but whether it was the iconic light-colored pupils or the cold eyes in the pupils, they were exactly the same as the emperor Bai Shuyu.

Shu Ge recognized him, and hurriedly knelt down to salute, "Your Majesty, you are so humble and dull that you don't even know the Eucharist..."

Xiao Yuntian snickered and said: "Okay, my lord, the emperor has become a dumpling. Even I have confirmed it for a long time. It would be strange if you recognized him at a glance."

He briefly explained what happened to the two of them.Fortunately, the two confidants of the emperor were quick-witted and quickly accepted the fact that the emperor had suddenly turned into a hairball, and began to discuss countermeasures.

"In the past two days, let the emperor issue an imperial decree, and don't let the civil and military officials go to court. I will take care of the daily life. As for things like approving memorials and holding meetings, I need more help from the head of the guard."

After making a simple plan, Nightingale immediately went out to handle some errands, while Shu Ge bowed to the Emperor's Tuanzi who was sitting on the couch, "I'll go and take care of the palace. Your Majesty, let's have breakfast first."

Emperor Tuanzi shook his body, stretched out two short front paws towards Xiao Yuntian.Shu Ge got up and went to open the door curtain, waiting respectfully for the emperor's husband to pick up the emperor's tuanzi from the couch, and walked out of the house.

The emperor usually dined in the side hall of the palace.After the breakfast was served, Shuge waved off the other attendants and placed the meals on the table himself.Xiao Yuntian hugged the emperor's dumpling and walked to the table to sit down, and said to Shu Ge: "It's fine for me to watch here, you go down first."

"Yes." Shu Ge obeyed the imperial husband's order and quickly left the room.

Xiao Yuntian put the emperor's dumpling on his lap, picked up a small bowl and filled it with the emperor's favorite fish soup, then took a few pieces of well-made pastries, put them in a small plate, and pushed them in front of the emperor .

To his surprise, Bai Shuyu quickly adapted to the body of this hairball, and he mastered the skills of balance and movement in a short time.Standing on Xiao Yuntian's lap with both feet, the front half of the body is lying on the table, stretching out the front paws to take the meal on the table to eat.Emperor Tuanzi, like other hairballs, has a long tongue, and the paws are not long enough for the tongue to hold together. They reach into the bowl and hula roll a few times, so they can eat breakfast smoothly.

Xiao Yuntian took care of the Emperor Tuanzi after eating breakfast, then took a napkin and wiped it carefully on the fluffy face.He knew that the emperor had a serious obsession with cleanliness, so he took extra care when wiping the mouth of the dumpling, cleaning every hair.

Afterwards, he asked the maid for a new comb, placed the Emperor Tuanzi on the small table, and combed it carefully.The soft hair of the dumpling is as smooth as the white hair of the royal family, and it is rarely frizzed or tangled.Xiao Yuntian gently combed the back of the emperor tuanzi, and the emperor was surprisingly obedient, lying lazily on his stomach, allowing Xiao Yuntian to help him take care of it.

"My lord, are you wearing clothes?"

The clothes Xiao Yuntian mentioned refer to the clothes specially worn by hair balls.Although he has now turned into a ball of hair, with thick fur enough to keep out the cold, Bai Shuyu still shook his body to agree, after all, wearing clothes can keep his appearance clean.

"Your Majesty, wait for me here, I'll go get the clothes."

Xiao Yuntian went out and went straight to the Beast Palace.Since he got married years ago, he has become the royal husband of the Bai Kingdom, living in the same palace with the emperor, but the palace of the imperial beasts has always kept all the items he needs to transform into a hairball.

He stepped into the palace gate, and immediately the guards went to communicate.After hearing the news, Yan Qiu hurried over from here, and saluted him: "Morning, sir."

After the Snow Palace was rebuilt, the former Dashang Palace of the Beast Palace retired and returned to his hometown due to some incidents, and the position of steward was replaced by Yanqiu.At this time, she has been successfully promoted and has become a senior manager of the Palace of Beasts, so she naturally knows the layout of the Palace of Beasts and the arrangement of items best.

"Yanqiu, I want to come and get two woolen coats."

Yan Qiu smiled: "Understood, sir, wait a moment."

What she found in the palace were the clothes worn by the Frost Snow Fairy Group before.But Xiao Yuntian reckoned that the size of the Emperor's Tuanzi was smaller than that of the Shuangxue Fairy Tuan.However, it is too late to redo it according to the size of the emperor, so we have to make do with it first.

Xiao Yuntian thanked Yanqiu, took the clothes back to the palace and tried them on for the emperor.Sure enough, it was too big, and it dragged on the ground like a cloak when worn on the Emperor Tuanzi.

Sensing that the air pressure on a certain group was getting lower and lower, Xiao Yuntian scratched his hair in embarrassment: "Actually...it would be better if the clothes were bigger, with more layers, so that they could be covered tightly."

Emperor Tuanzi stared at him with his big light-colored eyes, his round face puffed up, and a bunch of dumb hairs on the top of his head stood up.This is the normal behavior of Mao Tuan when he is angry, but in Xiao Yuntian's eyes, it is——

"Wow, Your Majesty... so cute! So cute!"

Caught off guard, Emperor Tuanzi was picked up with his feet dangling in the air.

"Hululu!" Tuanzi kicked a few times with his short legs.Xiao Yuntian, what are you going to do!

However, seeing the chubby body swaying gently in front of him, Xiao Yuntian couldn't restrain the prehistoric power in his heart, his eyes gave off a strange light.

"Huh...hululu!"

Knead round and flatten!

Kiss and hug!

The emperor's dumpling is so soft, white and cute!Fluffy, soft, rounded and flattened, it's so much fun!

In the interaction with Bai Shuyu, Xiao Yuntian is usually passive. After all, as the emperor, the other party is far superior to him in terms of status, power and force.Except for holding the dominance when hey hey hey, other big and small affairs must be discussed with the emperor, and he is not allowed to make decisions without authorization.Coupled with Bai Shuyu's relatively cold and strong personality, Xiao Yuntian seems to have no chance to pamper him.

Therefore, he has been suffocating evil spirits in his heart.

I want to turn the emperor into a soft little thing, and then hold it in the palm of my hand and pamper and pamper him.It must be very refreshing to hug the emperor who is aloof and arbitrarily manipulated!

But today's accident allowed Xiao Yuntian to succeed once.He held the cute emperor dumpling in his arms, kneaded it upside down on his soft body, and stroked it carefully from top to bottom, so happy.

After being kissed and hugged by Xiao Yuntian, and rubbed into various shapes in his hands, the Emperor Tuanzi burst into tears.It finally couldn't bear it anymore, and its short limbs trembled.

"Crackling-"

There was a loud bang and lightning flashed.

Xiao Yuntian's movements suddenly stopped.He stood stiffly where he was, then fell to the ground with a thud.

He never imagined that he would be stunned and unconscious by the electric shock he used to have, and after being knocked down by the Emperor Tuanzi, he still kept the intoxicated smile before fainting.

Emperor Tuanzi jumped off him, and before leaving, he deliberately stepped on his face twice with his soft feet, leaving plum blossom-shaped footprints.

This Xiao Yuntian is really mad at me!

The Emperor Tuanzi sat on the side, panting for a few breaths.During the struggle just now, even the thick hair on his body, which had been combed neatly with great difficulty, fell out in a mess.It shook its fur.

After the anger passed, Bai Shuyu looked at Xiao Yuntian who was stunned to the ground, and felt a little regretful in his heart.He remembered that when Xiao Yuntian was still in the shape of a hairball, he also liked to treat him like this. The status of the emperor did not dare to resist.

But this time, the two of them unexpectedly switched identities, and he was so pissed off that he was stunned, and Xiao Yun was stunned to the ground, which is indeed an overreaction.

After thinking about it, Emperor Tuanzi crawled forward, and patted Xiao Yuntian's face a few times with a meat pad.Hearing a few murmurs of "humm", Xiao Yuntian woke up in a daze, and saw the Emperor Tuanzi with light-colored pupils sitting next to his face, with his small mouth still pouted stubbornly, as if he was still angry. No problem.

Xiao Yuntian got up, and smiled embarrassedly: "Okay, my lord, I was wrong this time, I couldn't control myself when I saw your little furry body... Cough, I won't rub you anymore , okay?"

Bai Shuyu looked at him quietly.Before this, Xiao Yuntian also asked himself not to play with him many times, but most of them were ignored by him.It wasn't until he experienced it himself that he realized that it felt really bad to be rubbed round and flattened at will.Bai Shuyu looked at his husband-in-law getting up in a daze, feeling a little distressed and a little guilty.

Thinking of this, Emperor Tuanzi couldn't help stretching out his soft fleshy pad, and touched Xiao Yuntian's cheek.

Seeing that the emperor seems to have forgiven himself, Xiao Yuntian smiled happily.Looking closely at Emperor Tuanzi's big light-colored eyes, he felt warm in his heart, and couldn't help stretching out his hand to scratch Emperor Tuanzi's hair.

"Snort."

Emperor Tuanzi stretched out his short claws to Xiao Yuntian obediently.

I want to hug!

Xiao Yuntian gently hugged the emperor's dumpling, and asked softly: "Your Majesty, where are we going?"

Bai Shuyu's voice came from his mind: "Go to the study, I want to approve the memorial."