Mao Tuan always wants to attack me

In the second year of Yuhe, two military upheavals took place in Baiguo, and the imperial power changed hands twice.In the following year, Bai Shuyu, the orthodox successor of the royal family, was officially restored. He ordered the political elites in the north to support the economy and people's livelihood in the south, strengthen military training and arms reserves, and carried out drastic reforms in all aspects. one.

Yuhe Sannian, Chun.

During this period of time, several counties and counties on the central border of Baiguo were hit by floods, and the people were forced to leave their homes and flee in all directions.In order to control the flood and appease the people, the emperor summoned several ministers to discuss secretly in the imperial study, and the people didn't disperse until late at night.

Soon after the ministers left, the emperor continued to organize documents in the house.After hearing a "squeak", the door of the study was gently pushed open, and a tall figure walked in quickly.

"Here we come." Sensing the familiar aura of that person, Bai Shuyu casually greeted him.

"Your Majesty, it's very late today."

Xiao Yuntian was holding a tray with two identical bowls on it.He freed a hand to clear a space on the desk and set the plate on top.

Bai Shuyu glanced at the sticky soup in the bowl, and said in a low voice, "Really...do you want to do this?"

Xiao Yuntian smiled, "It needs to be taken for seven consecutive days, and this is the fourth day. The previous medicine was interrupted after less than seven days. Let's persevere this time. After the seventh day, it will be time to bloom and bear fruit." ..."

Bai Shuyu's face turned red: "Okay, don't talk too much." Xiao Yuntian brought out two bowls from the plate, and pushed one of them to Bai Shuyu.

"Come on, Your Majesty, this is yours..."

Before he finished speaking, there was a "crack", and the paperwork on the table was knocked to the ground by his raised arm.Bai Shuyu quickly squatted down and went to pick it up: "Yuntian, be careful, why are you so careless?"

After they tidied up the table in a hurry, Xiao Yuntian glanced at the two bowls on the table, and suddenly his breath became stagnant.

Oops!In the interruption just now, he forgot which bowl he wanted to give the emperor medicine.The two bowls in front of me look exactly the same, with the same patterns painted on them, and the decoction can’t tell the difference from the outside, but the inner material is quite different, one is for hair balls, the other is for people to eat. Eat wrong.

The problem is, he really forgot which bowl he was going to give to the emperor just now.Guilty glanced at the emperor, Xiao Yuntian was afraid that he would be blamed if he admitted the confusion, so he chose a bowl by instinct and put it in front of the emperor again.

"Come on, Your Majesty, eat this while it's hot."

Bai Shuyu's attention was all on the pile of documents just now, so he didn't pay much attention to what Xiao Yuntian handed over, and he took a bowl and drank it all in one gulp.

After drinking the last drop of the decoction, Bai Shuyu muttered to himself.

"Strange, today's concoction tastes a bit sweet."

Hearing this, Xiao Yuntian's face froze immediately.He looked at the soup left in the other bowl, and an ominous premonition welled up in his heart.

sweet?He remembered that among the two soups and medicines, the one that the emperor ate should be very bitter, and it was precisely because of this that the emperor didn't like to take medicine.The bowl I want to eat should be sweet...

Not daring to imagine the consequences, Xiao Yuntian bid farewell to the emperor in a hurry, and ran out the door with the remaining soup.

However, even so, the grandfather of the Tai Hospital just told him that the medicine they took was made from the sap of the Snow Mountain God Tree, and the sap itself is non-toxic and harmless, and will not cause negative effects on the human body.It's just that the specific consequences are still unknown.

When Xiao Yuntian finished washing and returned to the emperor's bedroom, the emperor had already been served by someone and fell asleep.He quietly slipped onto the emperor's bed, leaned behind him and carefully looked left and right, but there seemed to be nothing unusual about the emperor.

Hearing the noise coming from around him, the emperor who was sleepy due to excessive fatigue narrowed his eyes, and saw Xiao Yuntian lying beside him, looking at him, and turned over lazily.

"Yuntian, why aren't you sleeping?"

Xiao Yuntian coughed guiltily, "No...no, I'm here." He took off his coat by himself, and got under the covers in his unlined clothes.It was cool under the quilt, and the body temperature of the emperor's extremely cold physique was almost negligible. Xiao Yuntian quietly crawled behind the emperor, and put his hand into Bai Shuyu's inner coat.

"emperor……"

"Ok?"

"Well, I think..."

Bai Shuyu turned over and smiled faintly at him.Xiao Yuntian took the opportunity to hold him in his arms, and rubbed behind his ear for a while.Half coquettish and half coaxing, he dawdled behind the emperor lightly, "Tonight I am very energetic and in good spirits..."

Bai Shuyu's eyelashes trembled slightly, "Which day are you in a bad mood? You say that every day, I don't believe it."

Xiao Yun smiled evilly, seeing Bai Shuyu's lazy look, he untied his nightgown, revealing the strong muscles inside.

"How about it, Your Majesty?" He intentionally lowered his voice and whispered seductively in the Emperor's ear, "Would you like to come and try..."

Bai Shuyu's cheeks were flushed, and she seemed to be a little moved.But in the end, the exhaustion of a day's work finally defeated the throbbing in his heart, the emperor couldn't resist the surge of sleepiness, so he had to gently push Xiao Yuntian's hand away: "I'm a little tired today, let's talk about it another day."

Seeing Xiao Yuntian's aggrieved eyes, the emperor smiled.He took the initiative to turn his face to the side, and branded a kiss on Xiao Yuntian's lips.

"Well, let's forget about today. This account will be charged until tomorrow night, and I will have to double it back then, hehehe."

Hearing his voice was really exhausting, Xiao Yuntian didn't force it, so he extinguished the candle beside the couch, and fell asleep with his lover in his arms.

In the past few days, the two of them have been busy dealing with affairs of the court and the Ministry, and they are both a little tired.The next day, until the sun was three poles high, Xiao Yun barely woke up.Rubbing his sleepy eyes with one hand, the other hand slid forward restlessly, reaching out to Bai Shuyu who had been hugged by him all night.

Strange, why are hands so itchy?

The hand he stretched forward did not touch the cold body as he expected, but instead touched something furry and soft.Startled, he immediately opened his eyes wide open.

The place where the emperor slept last night was empty at this time, and there was only a slightly raised "bag" under the quilt.

Strange!Xiao Yuntian lifted the quilt, and was immediately dumbfounded: lying on the quilt was a snow-white ball of hair, which was covered by the emperor's pajamas for most of its body, with its eyes tightly closed, facing upwards. Sleeping soundly.

Xiao Yuntian stared blankly at this scene.

How did this happen? Why did a ball of hair suddenly appear on the couch?Moreover, where did the emperor go, did he get up first?

——No, no, the emperor will definitely change his clothes when he gets out of bed, his pajamas won't just be scattered on the bed like this, and still be worn by that ball of hair.He carefully uncovered the emperor's silk nightgown, and he saw the whole picture of the fur ball: the whole body was covered with snow-white thick soft fur, a small round body, a pair of big eyes tightly closed, two The short paws rested on the soft belly, sleeping obediently.

From the outside, it looks like an ordinary dumpling, and there are no other clues.

He couldn't figure it out for a long time, so he put on his clothes and got out of bed, wandered around in the bedroom, calling softly: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, where have you been?"

As soon as he stepped out of the room, a palace attendant on duty immediately came to pay his respects.Xiao Yuntian asked: "Have you seen the emperor?"

The palace attendant replied: "Sir, the emperor has never left his bedroom."

The emperor and his husband-in-law are both men, so in the palace, people will not call Xiao Yuntian "Queen", but "Sir", which is a respectful and unobtrusive title.

Xiao Yuntian was stunned.The palace attendant said that the emperor never left the room, so this means...

Suddenly, an idea formed in his mind.He turned abruptly and ran. "Oops!"

"Xiao, Mr. Xiao! What's wrong with you——"

Xiao Yuntian left a sentence to the palace attendant: "Don't say anything. You are not allowed to enter the room without the emperor's permission!"

He rushed into the bedroom quickly, opened the bed curtain, and saw that the hairball that had appeared inexplicably on the couch had now come to life.Tuanzi lazily stretched out on the bed, his chubby body spread out into a pancake shape, kicked his short legs twice, and murmured a few times.

Mao Tuan'er was sleepy, and casually pushed away the nightgown wrapped around her body.It leaned against the edge of the bed and sat up, looked up, and saw Xiao Yuntian standing on the edge of the bed, staring at him dumbfounded.

Mao Tuan didn't understand, so he said to Xiao Yuntian: "Hulu, Hulu, Hulu?"

As soon as the voice fell, it froze suddenly.

"Huh, snoring?"

Maotuan lowered his eyes and looked down.

Round body, furry front paws, short legs.

It panicked all of a sudden and kept screaming.

"Hululu, Hululu!"

As soon as Xiao Yuntian stepped forward, he saw the dumpling fell from the bed.Difficult to stand upright, it rolled and crawled along the way, and barely came to the floor-to-ceiling full-length mirror, staring at its own appearance with wide-eyed eyes.

It stared blankly for a long time.Until later, Xiao Yuntian walked behind it.Tuanzi looked at his own appearance in the mirror, and saw Xiao Yuntian's guilty smile behind him, and suddenly understood what was going on.

"Huh... Hurrrrr!!!"

Tuanzi yelled, turned around and rushed towards Xiao Yuntian.

"Hey, don't, don't be excited!" Xiao Yuntian hugged the soft fur ball, and patted its soft back comfortingly, "Okay, don't panic, don't be afraid! I'm here Woolen cloth!"

"Snoring snoring..."

Mao Tuan'er lay in Xiao Yuntian's arms and kept snoring.Listening to the series of grunting sounds like cannonballs, Xiao Yuntian wanted to know that the boy was blatantly questioning himself, so he hugged it in his arms, kissed and hugged him.

"Okay, okay, be good, be good, don't be afraid, don't be afraid..."

After coaxing patiently for a while, Mao Tuan'er finally recovered from the initial shock.It no longer purred in a panic at Xiao Yuntian, but closed its mouth tightly, its two big eyes filled with tears.

Seeing Mao Tuan'er's teary face, Xiao Yuntian's heart softened all of a sudden, he picked it up carefully, and sat on the chair by the window.One person and one group stared at each other for a while, relatively speechless.

Xiao Yuntian looked at it carefully.This dumpling looks similar to himself and the dumpling he saw on the snow mountain, but the body size seems to be smaller than the Frost Snow Fairy Tuan he turned into, only more than 30 centimeters long.

And Mao Tuan'er's most notable feature is its pair of big eyes - most of the other Mao Tuan's eyes are purple, so they are called "Purple Eyed Snow Spirit", but the one in front of me has a shallow The silver pupils looked pure and innocent.

Xiao Yuntian looked at the familiar light-colored pupils of this group, stared for a while, and then remembered the dignified and handsome appearance of that person in ordinary times, suddenly laughed, and couldn't help laughing.

Seeing that he couldn't hold back his laughter, Mao Tuan bristled again, clenched his fists, and beat his chest hard.

"Hey...hahaha, okay, stop beating, it's tickling me to death...ahhahaha..."

Being tickled by a small fist, the heartless man was out of breath from laughing.Xiao Yuntian was holding his stomach and hahaha non-stop, and finally stopped laughing at the moment when Mao Tuan was crying.

"Huhu...hululu!"

Mao Tuan, who was mercilessly ridiculed, finally cried.A huge amount of tears gushed out from its big light silver eyes like a fountain, hitting Xiao Yuntian's body like raindrops, and soon soaked the clothes in front of him.

Realizing the seriousness of the matter, Xiao Yuntian hastily suppressed his schadenfreude smile, and lifted the dumpling from his arms: "Don't stop, don't cry! I was just joking, I didn't really want to laugh at you..." Voice Before he fell, Mao Tuan'er flew up his short legs fiercely and kicked him on the forehead.

"Oh—don't, don't kick..."

However, Mao Tuan, who was aggrieved and crying just now, was already furious at this time, and in the posture of being lifted by Xiao Yuntian, it launched a series of short-leg kicks viciously!

Xiao Yuntian dodged the opponent's kicks from left to right, so he had no choice but to beg for mercy: "Okay, it's all my fault, and I won't laugh anymore! Dear emperor, can we sit down and have a good talk..."

The spiritual consciousness was connected, and Bai Shuyu's sneer came from his mind.

"Xiao Yuntian, do you know how to beg for mercy now? Hurry up and tell the truth, what is going on with all this!"

Forced to helplessness, Xiao Yuntian gasped for breath, and put the hair ball back on the bed, while he obediently knelt and sat by the bed, accepting the ball—or the emperor Bai Shuyu looked down from above, and put the matter Tell the truth.

"...So," Mao Tuan sat upright on the bed, staring at him condescendingly with light-colored pupils, "you were confused for a moment and gave me the wrong medicine, which made me become a This kind of thing?"

Xiao Yuntian's eyes were evasive: "Ah... yes. But your majesty, I swear I didn't do it on purpose!"

Bai Shuyu said coldly: "Xiao Yuntian, so far, this medicine has only one disadvantage. You know, if you carelessly gave me a bowl that night, do you know what the consequences will be now?"

Xiao Yuntian lowered his face and nodded.He bowed and prostrated himself on the ground, "Your Majesty, it is indeed my fault this time, and I deserve to die... But," he raised his face and looked at Mao Tuan'er, "I asked the imperial physician in advance last night, what is the dosage? Too little, the effect is very limited, and eating a mistake once will not cause you to become a hairball forever. The ancestors of the Bai people are all hairballs, so I think this is a temporary 'atavistic phenomenon'. After a period of time, the emperor will naturally will come back."

"I hope so."

Hearing that Bai Shuyu's tone conveyed in his spiritual knowledge was relaxed, Xiao Yuntian barely wiped off his sweat, and he heard that Bai Shuyu was not as panicked and angry as before.I think that when I just came to the other world, I woke up and turned into a ball of hair. At that time, I felt more panic and fear than the emperor. Xiao Yuntian could understand the emperor's mood.

But now, knowing that the matter was irreversible, and blindly blaming Xiao Yuntian would not do anything, Bai Shuyu temporarily put aside the investigation of the cause of the matter.

The first priority is to maintain normality.The king of the Bai Kingdom suddenly turned into a ball of hair. After the news spread, it would inevitably cause panic among the officials and the people, or cause people with ulterior motives to take the opportunity to cause chaos.

They faced each other for a while in silence.After a long while, Xiao Yuntian's eyes rolled, "How about this, Your Majesty, during this period of time, you should temporarily disguise yourself, and don't spread the fact that you have turned into a hairball, so as not to cause panic. After the effect of the sap has passed, you From the hairball back to the human form, naturally everything is calm."