Mao Tuan always wants to attack me

Yuhe five years, Midsummer.The emperor's cousin, the wife of General Mo Bai Hui, brought her four-year-old daughter to the palace to play. The emperor Bai Shuyu warmly received this lovely little niece in his spare time.The emperor still has no heirs at present, so he loves this niece and daughter very much. Not only did he directly bestow the title of the princess, but he also rewarded a lot of all kinds of ingenious gadgets, which made the little princess very happy.

At the same time, Xiao Yuntian was busy with the work of the Ministry of Animals, and happened to be away from the palace, and he did not hear the news that the princess was visiting the palace.After finishing his work, he hurried back to the capital from outside.Not seeing his beloved emperor for two months in a row, he was almost eager to return home, driving back and forth day and night, and finally stepped into the palace gate in the afternoon of this day.

Inside the emperor's study room.Bai Shuyu was sitting behind the desk reading, lazily flipping through the pages, and glanced forward from time to time.In the open space in the center of the study, the little princess is sitting obediently on the cushion, concentrating on playing with the various toys bestowed by the emperor.She was very sensible, and stayed in the same place all the time, very careful not to disturb the emperor's uncle with the noise she made.

After a while, a palace servant brought a plate of snacks to the emperor, including milk cakes, mung bean cakes, almond cakes, pine nut cakes, roasted peanuts, etc., all of which were very simple snacks.Bai Shuyu took a piece of scone, looked up, and found that the little princess sitting on the cushion in front was also looking at this side curiously, and when she found that the emperor was holding snacks, her eyes sparkled, and she let out a smile. shine.

"Come on, Shuang'er."

Seeing the little girl staring eagerly at the little dish in front of him, Bai Shuyu beckoned for the little princess to come over.The little guy ran over, and Bai Shuyu put the small plate in front of her eyes, "Take whatever you want."

The little princess scanned the small dish with her big light-colored eyes.

"Your Majesty, I have never seen any of these Shuang'er."

"These are all snacks sold by the common people on the streets of Xuecheng, no better than the delicacies you tasted in the palace." Bai Shuyu gently patted her head.

"Shuang'er wants to try it, but Shuang'er just had lunch, and her stomach is so full."

At the previous luncheon, this little girl ate a lot. After all, the cooks in the Imperial Dining Room are top-notch and the food they cook is exquisite.Seeing the sad expression of the little princess who wanted to eat but couldn't, Bai Shuyu smiled lightly and said, "Okay, I'll keep it for you, and eat it when you are free."

"Thank you, Your Majesty!" The little princess cheered happily.

"I've eaten too much, let's go for a walk with me, it's just good for digestion." Bai Shuyu put the books and plates on the table together, and took the princess's little hand, "Let's go, let's take Shuang'er to the Palace of Royal Beasts." Let's take a look at the funny beasts."

"Strange beast?" Hearing this, the little princess was a little nervous, and her big eyes flickered at Bai Shuyu, "Mother doesn't let Shuang'er get close to the strange beast. Mother said that the strange beast is fierce and scary, and Shuang'er is afraid." .”

Bai Shuyu was a little funny, thinking that in order to prevent her daughter from being accidentally injured by the alien beast, her cousin simply frightened her and prevented her from approaching the alien beast.He coaxed comfortingly: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid... With Zhen by my side, let alone a strange beast, no one in the entire Bai Kingdom dares to bully Shuang'er."

The little princess looked up at the emperor, pursed her lips, thought carefully, and finally nodded.

"Your Majesty, if the beast bullies Shuang'er, Shuang'er will hide behind the Emperor."

"Don't worry." Bai Shuyu led the little princess all the way out of the gate of the palace, surrounded by a group of attendants, and walked towards the Beast Palace.

Here, Xiao Yuntian hurried all the way into the palace.He calculated that the current time should be the time for the emperor to study in the afternoon, and in all likelihood, he would stay in the imperial study, and hurriedly ran towards the imperial study.

The palace people passing by saw the imperial husband running wildly in the courtyard, and before he could say "Sir", Xiao Yuntian had already passed them, and he didn't even care about the reminders from others, so he plunged into the imperial palace. In the study.

"Your Majesty! I'm back...huh? Where's the person?"

Xiao Yun panted and came to the emperor's desk, but there was no one on the chair, only a few books that had not been returned to the bookstore and a plate of snacks were placed on the table.

"It's strange, it should have just left. Could it be that the emperor is playing some prank, deliberately hiding and not wanting to see me?"

He sat down on the ground.After driving for several days, I slept almost three hours in two days.His own spiritual power was almost exhausted, he forced himself to rush back to the palace, unexpectedly he didn't even see the emperor's face.

"Bored, depressed, depressed to death."

Xiao Yuntian lay expressionlessly on the ground, feeling that the accumulated spiritual power had been exhausted, the last support of his body had disappeared, and his body was slowly shrinking.From a man who was only 1.8 meters tall, he "degenerated" rapidly, turning into a small snow-white ball of hair.

"Ah... I've been running around for half a month about the beasts in the mountains, and I've lost weight." Looking down at his shriveled belly, Maotuan sighed.

I was so hungry, the whole dumpling was deflated.

well!I really want to eat...

Suddenly, Tuanzi's eyes lit up.

Isn't there a plate of snacks on the emperor's desk?

Immediately full of fighting spirit, Tuanzi turned over again, climbed up the chair legs, and then lay down on the table, stretching out the evil little short claws to the small dish.

One claw holds macaroons, and the other holds osmanthus cake.

"Crack, blah, blah, blah..."

Opening his bow left and right, his mouth is chewing non-stop, and the hairball is full of residues, and he doesn't care about it. Using both short claws and long tongue, he desperately sends delicious food into his stomach.

"Hmm...it's delicious, it's really delicious! I'm starving to death after traveling for such a long time. Oh, I wish I had some water, I'm so thirsty..."

The palace attendant outside the house didn't pay much attention when he saw that the emperor had entered the study, and stayed outside as usual after saluting.However, not long after, the palace attendant heard continuous chewing sounds coming from the imperial study.After reporting the report, he hurried into the room, and saw a fur ball sitting on the emperor's desk, its short front paws took out various foods from the emperor's small plate, and stuffed them into its mouth.

"Ah!" The palace servant exclaimed.Seeing Mao Tuan stuffing food into his mouth and looking over inexplicably, he remembered that it was the real body of the emperor, and hurriedly saluted: "Sir, this plate is the meal for the emperor and the little princess, you, you ..."

"Snoring?"

The hairball was eating happily, and in the sound of chewing and chewing, he didn't pay attention to what the palace servant was reporting, and purred vaguely a few times.The palace attendant couldn't understand Mao Tuan's language, so he stood there at a loss.When he tried to persuade him again, Maotuan stood up on the desk on his hind legs, put the whole plate on his face, "dried it up", and ate up the last residue.

"Snoring..."

Satisfied, she put the small dish aside, Mao Tuan'er rubbed her re-rounded stomach with her short paws, and let out a gigantic full belch.

"Uh hicc—!"

The palace attendant looked at Yuan Tuanzi lying on the desk, and a trace of despair flashed in his heart: It's over, it's over, it's over for now—!He turned around and ran out, preparing to file a complaint before the emperor lost his temper, and throw the blame on the dumpling...

Drowsiness rose quickly after eating, and Tuanzi took a good night's sleep on the emperor's desk.When it woke up, it suddenly felt some strange noises around it. When it opened its eyes, it saw a pair of light-colored eyes looking at itself tremblingly.

"Snoring...huh?"

It was a very cute little girl, delicate and delicate, with the signature light-colored eyes of the Bai family.At this time, she was staring blankly at the hair ball lying on the table, holding a small dish that was eaten up.

"Snoring?"

Seeing this, Mao Tuan jumped down from the desk and looked at the little girl curiously.

Xiao Yuntian has never seen who this person is, but looking at his eyes... he seems to be a relative of the emperor.Could she also be a royal daughter?

Suddenly, the little girl asked Mao Tuan carefully: "Have you eaten the dim sum on the plate?"

"Snoring." That's right, that's what I ate.Could it be... Xiao Yuntian was startled suddenly, remembering what the palace attendant said before, "This plate is the meal for the emperor and the little princess", he was too focused on eating at the time and didn't even think about it. Now that he thinks about it, I couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat.

So, he ate the little girl's snack by mistake?

Although hair balls are greedy, they also have a moral bottom line. It is absolutely impossible to do something like grabbing food from a child, even though its body is smaller than a child.Looking at the sad eyes of the little girl, Mao Tuan scratched his head and was about to apologize to her, but saw her sobbing intermittently.

"Hoo, hoo..."

Mao Tuan wanted to comfort her, but the little girl was obviously very frightened, her big eyes showed horror, and she kept backing away.

At this moment, there was a sound of footsteps, and Bai Shuyu strode into the study.

"Xiao Yuntian, have you caused trouble again?"

When Xiao Yuntian heard the emperor's gloomy face, his heart skipped a beat: After getting married, Bai Shuyu seldom called him by his full name directly. Whenever the emperor called Xiao Yuntian by his name, it meant that he was very angry.

Seeing the emperor coming in, the little girl stumbled and ran behind him, hiding timidly.

"Shuang'er, be good, don't be afraid, I'm here."

After coaxing the little girl a few words, Bai Shuyu turned to look at Mao Tuan: "You are back, why didn't you ask the imperial dining room to make lunch for you, instead you ate the little princess' snacks?"

Little princess?Hearing this, and seeing the little girl's light-colored eyes exactly like the emperor's, Xiao Yuntian's brain suddenly short-circuited.

What's the situation, where's the little princess—is that the little girl you're talking about? !

He connected to the emperor's spiritual sense almost without thinking, and immediately asked: "Your majesty, tell me the truth, I was only on a business trip for two months, where did you conjure up the little princess for me?"

Unexpectedly, Xiao Yuntian thought wrongly at this time, and Bai Shuyu was furious: "Nonsense! This, she is the daughter of my cousin and General Mo, and she is my niece. She is four years old this year. My father gave me She was made a princess."

Ah, did I think too much?Duanzi was stunned, and glanced at the emperor with a guilty conscience, so he could only stand upright and staggered forward, stretching out his front paws to pat the little girl's shoulder, to comfort her.

Bai Shuyu also squatted down, and coaxed her softly: "Shuang'er, this is the Shuangxue Fairy Group, it accidentally ate your snack just now, I ordered the servant to go to the street to buy another one, okay? "

Feeling guilty, Mao Tuan stood upright and approached the little princess.Thinking of his own method of showing off cuteness that has always been tried and tested, and this kid should also like cute things, Xiao Yuntian moved his mind.

For Mao Tuanzi, there is no problem that cannot be solved by being cute and rolling around!

Mao Tuan came to the little princess confidently.Its round body stood still in front of the little girl, suddenly opened its mouth, spit out a long red tongue, and its big purple eyes rolled around.

——Look, little princess, I am cute!

However.Hearing "Wow--", the little girl looked at the hair ball's long tongue dancing in the air, and burst into tears.

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

The little princess was so frightened that she buried her head in tears and hugged the emperor's thigh tightly.No matter how much Bai Shuyu coaxed her, her cries became louder and louder. The maids and servants in the room came and went in chaos.

In desperation, the emperor had no choice but to let the maid take her away.

After closing the door of the study, Bai Shuyu fixed his eyes on the hairball until his whole body was hairy.

"Xiao Yuntian! You know that Shuang'er is afraid of you, so why are you sticking out your tongue on purpose to scare her!"

"I'm wronged, Your Majesty, I wanted to pretend to be cute and make her laugh, but I didn't know that she was scared and cried all of a sudden..."

"Pretending to be cute? What's so cute about your silly look!" The emperor retorted unceremoniously, his eyes suddenly sharpened, "This is the end, you should find a way to appease her. Otherwise..."

Seeing the emperor's icy eyes, the round body of Mao Tuan shuddered suddenly, and the thick hair on his body trembled.

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After Bai Shuyu successfully reset, his martial arts master Bai Ya left the capital again, lived in seclusion in the mountains and forests, and lived a happy life like a wild crane.The place where he lives is the Orion Village in the snow-free mountains. The air in the mountains is fresh and the environment is peaceful and peaceful, which is very suitable for retirement.

On this day, several new guests were welcomed in his cabin.

"Shuang'er, this is Grandpa Baiya."

"Hello grandpa!"

It was the first time for the little princess to play in the snow mountain. She was so happy that she ran around the house.The guards guarded her safety, Bai Ya poured two cups of hot tea and handed them to the apprentice and his husband-in-law whom he hadn't seen for a long time.

"Your Majesty, I haven't been to Snow Mountain for so long, I miss you very much as a teacher..."

"Master, during this period of time, the state affairs are busy, and the disciples rarely have free time, but the master misses it."

"Oh, where. It's good if you can come. I picked a lot of wild vegetables and wild fruits in the mountains, all of which are of high quality. I will cook them for you to taste later." Sitting at the small table, Bai Ya suddenly approached Leaving Bai Shuyu, he asked in a low voice: "The old man remembers that you and Yuntian planned to go to the sacred tree to ask for a child a long time ago, why so far..."

Bai Shuyu blushed a little, and Xiao Yuntian coughed lightly at the side, and replied: "The emperor took the wrong medicine once before, and turned himself into a dumpling. It's probably since then that he has been interested in the sap of the sacred tree." Created a psychological shadow..."

Thinking of the embarrassment of becoming the Emperor's Tuanzi, Bai Shuyu glanced at Xiao Yuntian in embarrassment, seeing the heartless guy smiling maliciously at him, he snorted.

"Master, we are here this time to see the little hairballs."

"It's easy to say, they are all in the mountains, and the number is increasing. I'm afraid there are thousands of them."

"so much!"

"Yes, they are all hair ball babies born from the sacred tree. When they come together, they can 'turn' the green mountains and forests into white. Some small balls will run down the mountain together, one by one , pretending to be a giant ball of hair to tease the farmers in the field."

Xiao Yuntian activated the power of the beast seal, stood on a high mountain and howled a few times.Not long after, there was only a gurgling sound, and many, many hairballs appeared one after another from the other side of the hillside.They have exactly the same big purple eyes, round snow-white bodies, and a whole body of soft and thick down.

"Furball! Here comes the furball!"

Seeing the furball babies approaching in a mighty way, the little princess backed away in fright.

"Shuang'er is not afraid, the fur balls are very cute and cute, you can reach out and pet them."

A dumpling ran up to the little princess first, blinking its big eyes at her.

"Woo...scared..."

"Shuang'er, don't be afraid, look at grandpa!"

Bai Ya opened his arms, and immediately a few balls of hair got into his embrace.He kneaded this and that, and many limp bodies writhed in his arms, purring one after another.

Encouraged by her uncle, the little princess finally had the courage to reach out to the hairballs.The fluffy little body immediately approached enthusiastically, rubbing her little face itchy.

"Woo...the fur balls are so soft!" She gently stroked the fur of the balls, and saw those cute ball-shaped beasts rolling happily on the ground, the little girl finally untied the knot in her heart and took the initiative to Feed them the wild roots and baked beans that uncle brought.

"emperor."

"Ok?"

"Furball babies don't seem to be scary at all." The little princess blinked.

"Yeah, they are very good little guys."

The little princess wondered: "But why is that Frost Snow Fairy Tuan who ate snacks a few days ago so scary?"

After hearing this, Xiao Yuntian who was standing behind them felt guilty.On the way to the snow mountain, I kept appearing in human form. The little princess didn't know that she was the "bad dumpling" who scared her to tears that day, and she had a good time with her handsome uncle.

"It," Bai Shuyu gave Xiao Yuntian a sideways glance, "it's not good at all, it likes to pretend to be crazy and foolish, and it specializes in scaring children. I have already taught it severely."

Thinking of that time after that time, he was fined for three days not to climb on the dragon bed, and could only sleep on a couch in the emperor's bedroom, Xiao Yuntian cried silently in his heart.

Hearing this, the little princess looked into Bai Shuyu's eyes seriously: "Your Majesty, can you not blame that dumpling?"

The emperor was taken aback, "Why?"

The little princess timidly replied: "Because... Shuang'er thinks that if the emperor teaches Mao Tuan a lesson, Mao Tuan will cry in fright."

Bai Shuyu was taken aback for a moment, then smiled faintly, "Good boy. I promise you, I will remember, okay?"

She nodded, and turned around to mingle happily with the hairballs.Seeing the child laughing and running among the countless fluffy balls, the little figure gradually receding away, the two people who stayed in place felt a little emotional for a moment.

"Actually...kids are quite cute."

"The little hairballs are also very cute." Bai Shuyu chuckled, and poked Xiao Yuntian's forehead, "Only you, the big hairball, are the most restless."

"I'm the king of hair balls." Xiao Yuntian shook his head, "By the way, the emperor and we have all come to the snow mountain, and the sacred tree is close at hand."

"how?"

"Hey, I mean, let's try the sap secret method again, and ask the god tree to give a baby."

"Humph……"

"My lord, my lord, I know you like children. Try again, try again! Think about it, there are so many little hair balls here, even if you take the wrong medicine again, your majesty, it's not surprising that you become a ball. Have a hairball party with them."

"Humph!"

"emperor?"

"Understood. You, the Tuanzi King, are noisier than all the hairballs on the mountain combined."

"Your Majesty, I'm thinking, why do you sound so sweet even when you curse?"

"...Go away!"