I thought I ordered a dummy boyfriend

It's not a good thing to laugh like that.

Lu Ji didn't even think about it, and immediately refused: "Not interested."

Shen Yumian was unhappy when he heard it, and stared at him with his beautiful eyes: "No, you have."

Lu Ji was speechless.

Seeing Lu Ji's refusal, Shen Yumian started crying and fussing, and almost rolled on the bed in the end.

Lu Ji watched coldly from the sidelines, and finally couldn't bear it anymore: "Are you naive?"

Shen Yumian didn't feel blushing at all, he groaned and said: "I don't care, if you say I am naive, you are willing to play with me, then you can call me naive as much as you want, I will be naive."

Lu Ji has a deep understanding of his grinding skills, and knows that if you don't agree to him today, he will keep annoying you until you agree.

Since the final result is no matter what.

Promised to go to bed early.

Lu Ji asked: "What game?"

Shen Yumian immediately calmed down, and sat down obediently, "Did you agree?"

Lu Ji: "Listen first."

Shen Yumian: "Well, let's play with you and I will guess. If you can't guess or guess wrong, you will lose."

Lu Ji directly asked the key point: "What will happen if you lose?"

Shen Yumian smiled brightly: "Of course it's for those who promise to win."

Lu Ji said bluntly: "No play."

Shen Yumian was anxious: "??? Why?"

Lu Ji said: "This game is unreasonable, if you deliberately draw something different."

Shen Yumian heard what he meant, and immediately made a small face, displeased, "What are you talking about, am I the kind of person who will do whatever it takes to win?"

Lu Ji didn't speak, his expression said it all.

You are.

Being looked at by Lu Ji, Shen Yumian felt a little guilty, that's exactly what he thought.

Lu Ji didn't want to play this game, so he had to think about other games.

"I figured it out! Let's play something more interesting!"

After Shen Yumian finished speaking, she excitedly got up from the bed and ran out.

He came back soon, holding something in his hand.

Lu Ji looked familiar.

Shen Yumian walked to the bed, climbed up, and happily opened the box in front of Lu Ji.

really--

It's flying chess.

Lu Ji: ...

"This is called Flying Chess, and it all depends on luck to play, so it's sure to work." Shen Yumian said that if you dare to say anything again, I will show you.

Lu Ji reluctantly agreed.

"Let me tell you how to play first, it's very simple, just throw this dice, and then take a few steps at a few points..." Shen Yumian's little abacus was crackling, he didn't explain it so clearly, and he snatched it in a while Take the initiative, take the first step.

Anyway, Lu Ji has never played before, so he can cheat at that time.

Lu Ji heard that Shen Yumian was hiding it deliberately, and did not expose him.

He has played it a few times and knows how to play it. Jiang Zhao loves to play this game, but it is still difficult, and he often begs them to play together.

The one Shen Yumian took was only entry-level.

"Okay, the rules are like this." Shen Yumian knelt, sat on the bed, and pretended to hold the dice, "I initiated this game. I choose the position first and play first."

Lu Ji didn't bother to care about it, so let him go first.

"Two out of three games."

"Ah."

first round.

Lu Ji wins, Shen Yumian loses.

Shen Yumian was so shocked that he couldn't believe it at all, Lu Ji threw out the numbers he wanted as if he had counted, and the most annoying thing was that he was just a few steps away from reaching the finish line, yet Lu Ji jumped To his grid directly hit him back to the starting point.

He looked dull, almost having a heart attack.

"You cheated!!!"

Holding the dice, Lu Ji looked at him blankly, with calm eyes, "evidence."

Shen Yumian was so angry that his heart ached because he had no evidence, so he comforted himself that Lu Ji was lucky in this round, and there were two more rounds left.

"Open again!"

Second round.

Lu Ji wins, Shen Yumian loses.

Fiasco.

"Come again!"

"You have no chance."

"..."

Shen Yumian was very dissatisfied, clamoring for another game, and in the end, the loser doubted his life, and silently accepted the flying chess. He was abused unilaterally, and he was just playing flying chess.

He is shameless!

He stared at Lu Ji angrily, with a look on his face that I suspect that you are cheating, but I have no evidence.

Lu Ji glanced at him, then got out of bed.

After washing his hands and returning, he said to Shen Yumian who was still sulking: "I would like to admit defeat."

Shen Yumian turned around and didn't speak.

"Go wash your hands and go to sleep."

Shen Yumian: "..."

Who is this!

Shen Yumian was so angry that she wanted to kick Lu Ji.

Lu Ji felt a little helpless when he saw that he deliberately made the sound of footsteps.

I don't know who is more like a child.

When Shen Yumian came back after washing his hands, Lu Ji turned off the light, and then turned on the night light for him to keep, because Shen Yumian must have a night light to sleep, otherwise he always felt that there was something wrong and he would not be able to sleep.

In fact, Lu Ji didn't like light when he slept.

Just when Shen Yumian thought Lu Ji was asleep.

Lu Ji suddenly said: "I won."

Shen Yumian, who had been tortured into a scumbag, always felt a little bragging when the winner said this. Obviously Lu Ji didn't mean that, but the loser just put his hat on like this, turned around angrily, and pointed the back of his head at Lu Ji.

It's amazing to win, huh?

Shen Yumian waited for Lu Ji's next words, who knew that after he finished saying this sentence, he didn't speak again.

Before falling asleep, Shen Yumian thought maybe Lu Ji didn't have anything to ask him to agree to.

Sighing, his wish was shattered again.

Last night's flying chess defeat, Shen Yumian was very brooding, and insisted on asking Lu Ji to roll the dice for him, to see if he really wanted to roll as many points as he wanted.

Lu Ji was so annoyed that his head got bigger, and he heard him say "flip a six" with a dark face, and threw it casually.

is one.

Shen Yumian: "..."

Immediately, he regained his balance. Sure enough, it was a matter of luck, because he thought too much.

So Lu Ji was let go.

And pretend yesterday's bet didn't exist.

Anyway, Lu Ji didn't mention it.

So I happily went to code.

Yesterday's little turmoil hadn't passed yet, and the fake boyfriend article that was suddenly rewarded by rich readers had surpassed Shen Yumian and became No.1.

There were too many rewards, almost [-].

Because Shen Yumian posted on Weibo, not to let everyone spend money, if he smashed it, he would refund the money, and the readers had no choice but to stop.

The previous post on the forum that taunted Shen Yumian with a strange ambiguity was upvoted again, and now it has become the hottest post floating on the homepage of the forum.

[Hahahahahaha, after thousands of calculations, I didn’t count that there are still RMB players. This is really happy, and now I have fallen to No.2. 】

[What's wrong with RMB players, people can play as they want when they have money. 】

[Hehehe, this is really funny, people who fall to No.2 still have a chance to make it up, some people can't even touch the tail of the list, after all, everyone is so malicious towards her, is it because they are jealous of her...]

[Wait for RMB players to defeat her! 】

……

Shen Yumian didn't know anything about this post, but he read the article that surpassed him, and found that the author thought he knew him, and he was an editor under him. He had added him before and said he liked his article. Yu Mian didn't know how to refuse, so she joined.

He also asked Shen Yumian to help him read the text and give him guidance. Shen Yumian really couldn't do this kind of thing. After helping him once, he told him directly and let him come up with his own ideas. Other people's opinions are just auxiliary opinions. , After that, this person will never talk to him again.

Just as Shen Yumian thought of this person, the avatar of the author whom he hadn't contacted for a long time was flashing, and Shen Yumian clicked on the message.

Shi Qingqing: My dear, I just found out that the author of "My Simulated Boyfriend and Me" is you. I will read this again, it's really sweet~

When Shen Yumian saw the news, he really didn't know how to respond, so he simply pretended not to see it.

Shi Qingqing sent another message: I saw that you said on Weibo that you are preparing a new article. This is just to adjust your mood. I want to ask how the preparation of the new article is going?

Shen Yumian was reading Shi Qingqing's column, and saw that the types of novels she wrote were quite mixed. He admired her courage to try, and saw that she had no malicious intentions, and was as enthusiastic and passionate as before.

Shen Yumian: Thank you~ [-] words have been saved for the new article, and it will be published next month.

Shi Qingqing: Great! !Looking forward to it, curious about what subject matter you are writing about?

Shen Yumian: It's a criminal investigation subject.

Shi Qingqing: Wow, it’s still very powerful. I actually want to write about this topic, but I don’t know how to start. ! !

Shen Yumian: No, no, I am not very good at writing, just give it a try, thank you~

After the two chatted for a few more words, they ended the conversation.

Shen Yumian was still in doubt, not understanding what she was doing when she suddenly came to chat with him.

Here he just updated the article, and the readers went crazy, turning into screaming chickens one by one.

Don't fall asleep and hey: 【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what did I see! ! !It's not ooc, I... got it real, the domineering president Lu really exists, that sentence who allows you to have such a happy chat with other men in front of your boyfriend, I'm really Rui Sibai, why so overbearing! ! ! 】

Follow-up comments on this building:

[Ah ah ah! ! !It's true. Plus one, our Lu Lu is really too domineering towards his wife, mother ordered you to doi immediately. 】

[? ? ?What's going on upstairs? 】

[? ? ?What's going on upstairs? 】

[? ? ?What's going on upstairs? 】

……

Another day without study: 【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! ! 】

Love to eat meat: 【Ahhhhhhh! ! !When will our baby be able to. touch. reach 18cm, I'm so anxious! ! ! 】

When Shen Yumian came across this comment, she replied below: I am also in a hurry.

He had just finished replying when Lu Ji came in.

Shen Yumian closed the webpage reflexively, and said with a guilty conscience, "What's wrong?"

Lu Ji: "There is a knock on the door. It's a courier. I'll go get it now."

Shen Yumian let out an "oh", and when Lu Ji left, he later realized why Lu Ji wanted to tell him.

The deep meaning behind the unnecessary move.

My heart is instantly sweeter than eating honey!

The author has something to say: Mianmian: Hey~ what express delivery~~

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