I thought I ordered a dummy boyfriend

Lu Ji looked at the big bags and small bags in the living room, and a huge cardboard box, and fell silent for a moment.

Shen Yumian happily walked over. Seeing so many couriers, she immediately reached out and squeezed Lu Ji's shoulder with a smile, "Baby, you have worked hard, you are tired, I will reward you with a kiss."

"No."

"Hmph, don't forget it, I won't bother you when you kneel down and beg me to reward you in the future."

Shen Yumian was not ashamed, and had already begged Lu Ji for his scene.

Lu Ji looked at what dream are you having.

Shen Yumian was greatly shocked, and withdrew the hand that was massaging Lu Ji, and said, "Just wait! One day!"

Lu Ji: ...

All the couriers bought online have arrived, Shen Yumian glanced at them, and secretly classified them according to the size and shape of the bags. He has to plan carefully, otherwise Lu Ji will definitely give him a bad face, "You are dreaming." "

sigh.

It's really difficult for Lu Ji. Do it.

To be on the safe side, Shen Yumian opened the biggest box first.

He opened his mouth and forced him: "Although you treat me all the time and are not obedient, I still have you in my heart, see? This is the biggest one, but it cost me a lot of money. I bought it for you. It’s much shabby compared to looking at the little bag next to you, which I bought for myself.”

Lu Ji felt his head hurt when he heard him start nagging again, and saw him clumsily scratching the tape with the knife, couldn't stand it, took the knife in his hand, and opened the box twice.

Shen Yumian curled her lips, feeling that she was being mercilessly mocked by Lu Ji.

"Why are you not curious at all?"

"Why don't you ask what it is?"

Lu Ji put the box aside expressionlessly, looked at the brand-new treadmill, and couldn't say that he had already guessed it.

After all, such a big box has a brand logo on the outside.

"Lu Ji, I'm sad! I spent my hard-earned money to buy this treadmill as a gift for you. It's fine if you don't say anything, and I don't expect you to have any flattered expression, but your attitude is really bad. , do you know that you are hurting the heart of someone who likes you! I can't breathe now, and the whole person is so uncomfortable, I am so uncomfortable, you hurt me. "

At the end of Shen Yumian's speech, he wanted to strengthen the effect and squeezed out two tears, but he couldn't squeeze them out, so he stretched out his hand and rubbed his eyes pretendingly.

Under the same routine, a person cannot fall three times.

Lu Ji didn't take the bait this time.

He said indifferently: "Thank you, don't feel bad, I am flattered."

Shen Yumian:? ? ?

Isn't this different from what he expected?

Shen Yumian fell silent upon hearing this.

I don't know which link went wrong. Was his performance just now too exaggerated?

Then he is not professional.

Seeing him drooping his eyes and starting to ponder again, Lu Ji moved the treadmill to the balcony. Such a big thing would take up too much space in the living room. Fortunately, Shen Yumian's balcony is big. After setting up the treadmill, he walked back to have a look Shen Yumian was still in a daze.

Shen Yumian blinked, blinked again, finally thought of the lines, and said: "Can you not feel uncomfortable if you make me uncomfortable? I am already uncomfortable, you have to make up, and I will give you something, grown-ups Now, be more mature, and you are not a child, do you understand the reciprocity of etiquette?"

Changed from being pitiful just now, now she is extremely arrogant.

Lu Ji: "..."

Shen Yumian was pretending to be fierce at this moment, staring at Lu Ji, she almost had her hands on her hips.

The little pitiful has changed into a bully.

Lu Ji: "Then I don't want it anymore."

Shen Yumian snorted heavily, "No, there's no reason to send something back, like poured water, it's yours if you give it away, you have to! Don't!"

I've never seen anything so unreasonable.

Lu Ji was speechless.

Seeing that Lu Ji had stopped talking, Shen Yumian felt a little proud.

Have nothing to say?

Who knew that Lu Ji left directly after listening.

???

Shen Yumian was depressed.

When Lu Ji came out of the bedroom, Shen Yumian was sitting on the floor of the living room in a nonchalant manner, holding something like a pump in his hand, pumping up the things spread on the floor.

Something in his hand looks familiar.

There was a moment of hesitation in Lu Ji's footsteps. Shen Yumian raised his head when he heard the movement, exchanged a glance with him, rolled his eyes, then withdrew his gaze, and continued his movements.

"What are you doing?"

Shen Yumian fought for a long time, but failed to hit it. His patience was almost exhausted. Hearing Lu Ji's voice at this moment, he said unhappily, "Why did I tell you?"

Lu Ji seemed to be asking casually, and didn't want to know the answer. He walked to the sofa and sat down, turned on the TV, and tuned a sports program to watch.

Shen Yumian turned her head and glared at the back of Lu Ji's head angrily.

Dog man, what if I ask one more question?

Shen Yumian was so angry that Mou Zujin wanted to get on the bar, but he found it was useless. He took the instruction and said it carefully, and found that he was just getting angry, and the air outlet and air inlet were reversed. up.

Cooperate with Bai to make strength.

Shen Yumian immediately shouted angrily at Lu Ji: "Lu Ji!! It's all your fault!!"

Lu Ji: "..."

"If I'm not angry with you, can I reverse the air outlet and air inlet? Can I make such a simple mistake? It's all your fault! It's all your fault!"

It's really a good hand to shake the pot.

Lu Ji, who is usually blamed, said in a flat tone, "You are stupid."

This sentence simply added fuel to the fire.

Ahhhhh, I beat you, Shen Yumian exploded, jumped up from the ground, and rushed towards Lu Ji's back in a menacing manner.

Trying to strangle him! ! !

Who knew that they were running too fast, and one turned over with too much force. Hearing a thud, Lu Ji quickly reached out to scoop him up, picked him up, and reprimanded him with a dark face, "Reckless."

Shen Yumian was a little unable to react to this direction, sitting on Lu Ji's thigh and lap, her little face was extremely expressive at the moment, besides being angry, she was also a little dazed.

Lu Ji supported him with one hand, and unceremoniously pressed the place where he kowtowed his head with the other hand.

Shen Yumian was in pain, slapped Lu Ji's hand off, covered his forehead, and yelled loudly: "Damn it, it hurts so much, Lu Ji, I'm already like this, are you still human?"

She stared at Lu Ji with tears in her eyes.

Lu Ji's tone was cool and whizzing, "If you know it hurts, you should have a longer memory."

"Long memory doesn't need to be so cruel to me, I figured it out, the most poisonous man."

Shen Yumian jumped violently, and when he realized that he had scolded himself, he immediately said, "Except for me!!"

Lu Ji: ...

After Shen Yumian finished speaking, he began to whine and groan in pain, "Lu Ji, my head hurts so badly, it must be a bruise, you can blame you for it, if I didn't want to beat you, I would have rolled over on the sofa and groaned." Is it the end? Woohoo, you are responsible for this."

As she spoke, she finally squeezed out two tears, grabbed the clothes on Lu Ji's shoulders, buried her face in Lu Ji's chest, and began to act like a baby.

He is very handy in throwing the pot, and it is true that it was knocked, it was white, and the red one that was knocked was very obvious, and he was crying and crying, it was so pitiful.

Lu Ji had no choice but to soften his attitude.

"Okay, stop shouting."

Shen Yumian was aggrieved and wronged: "I am so miserable, as the person responsible, why are you still attacking me, woo woo woo, I am so miserable, the worst in the world."

Lu Ji was speechless: "Are you naive or not? How old are you and still look like a child."

As if her tail had been stepped on, Shen Yumian frowned and said, "How old am I!!! I'm only two years older than you, can you speak!!! Just like you, you will be beaten in real life, I told you!!"

Lu Ji: "..."

Shen Yumian was running from snot to tears, and her hair was messed up. At this moment, she raised her head and stared at Lu Ji, her eyes were still full of tears and were flushed red.

Obviously a pitiful appearance, but it makes people feel like gnashing their teeth and claws.

Lu Ji wiped his nose with a piece of paper, and said expressionlessly, "It's so dirty."

Shen Yumian was about to explode immediately.

Then I heard Lu Ji say again: "Okay, seeing how miserable you are, I promise you."

The author has something to say: Mianmian: A blessing in disguise? ? ? ?

Guigui: Baby, why are you so dumbfounded! !You are sitting on Lu Ji's lap now! ! !

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