I thought I ordered a dummy boyfriend

After hearing Lu Ji's question, Shen Yumian silently clicked off the Lujiang page and quit Weibo.

All in one go.

What a joke, can Lu Ji know what he is writing every day?Is he shameless?Let Lu Ji know that he is recording every bit of the two of them every day, and just thinking about it makes him feel ashamed and suffocated.

"Ah? What are you writing? I didn't write anything, I didn't write anything." Seeing Lu Ji's expression of disbelief, Shen Yumian immediately changed his words, with a guilty tone, "Just write casually, just, serious literature, say You don’t even understand, what a child is asking around.”

Lu Ji's face darkened when he heard the word "little child", but at the moment it was at least eight degrees darker. He leaned down, his eyes were dangerous, and he paused every word: "Little child?"

Shen Yumian subconsciously leaned against the back of the chair, her eyes fell on Lu Ji's hand on the back of the chair, her eyes lit up a few degrees, and she looked excited, "Okay, why did the chair thump? Domineering president? I can't keep up with this rhythm."

But he likes it very much! ! !

Lu Ji: ...

Instantly felt that the chair back was hot, the feeling of oppression disappeared immediately, and the danger was eliminated.

Seeing this, Shen Yumian blinked and asked: "What's the matter? Why don't you continue? You shouldn't accept it at this time. You should say to me with a wicked face, man, listen, don't call me young, and then continue. The chair slammed on me, and cooperated, kissing me forcefully, of course I also had a role to play, so I pretended to be a little white rabbit, at a loss."

Well, the script is arranged.

All nonsense.

For Shen Yumian's brain circuit which is different from ordinary people, Lu Ji obviously still can't fully adapt to it, with an indescribable expression on his face, he couldn't bear it and told him to shut up.

Lu Ji didn't believe that he was still serious about literature like this.

However, Lu Ji will not ask more questions about things that others don't want to say. Since he doesn't want to say it, then he doesn't say it.

Seeing that Lu Ji didn't understand at all, Shen Yumian regretted it very much. He felt that he was still too young back then, so he only set up Lu Ji as a cool guy and a domineering person, but other personalities, such as the domineering president, were actually more not bad.

At least it can be anywhere in the house, dong dong dong~

Seeing that Shen Yumian didn't know what he was thinking, Lu Ji's eyes suddenly brightened frighteningly, and there was still an unknown smile on the corner of his lips.

His eyelids started to twitch wildly again, and he immediately decided to stay away from him.

Shen Yumian was thinking about Lu Ji, the domineering president just now, but he went through it in his mind.

Cool, too.

I think Lu Ji like this is also very good, he can't be happy by himself, and everyone should be healthy, so he wrote the plot in his mind and posted it on Weibo.

Yu Mian: I suddenly came up with a brain hole, but it's ooc, everyone don't mind, you can watch it as a side story, [圈圈][圈圈][圈圈]

Did you get rich today: [Fuck, hahahahahahahaha, are you a devil?After I read it, I couldn't stop laughing, and my barbell-like laughter could be heard for hundreds of miles. I was really blessed! ! ! !poisonous! 】

Did you study today: [Hahahahahahahaha, I really am! ! !love it! ! !I'm so obsessed with evil spirits and madness, I'm begging everyone to do more episodes like this! ! ! 】

Did you recite words today: [Ahhhhhh! ! !How can you be domineering and cute at the same time? Refer to some domineering presidents on TV now, they are so greasy, Lu Lu is too cute, ah, I am dead, I need the domineering president Lu to come back to life. 】

Have you eaten hot pot today: [Hello, what's going on upstairs?Well, why do you still want to learn how to step on a handful of fans, this is not counted, and you still want to touch porcelain?Add a dog head, our domineering president Lu is owned by the little white rabbit, so stop dreaming, mother announced that the domineering president Lu and the little white rabbit are locked up, 1314. 】

Are you amazing today: [Hahahahahaha, let me write a paragraph for you: On a sunny morning, the domineering president Lu airborne the company. He took a look, because he found that his little assistant was very tasty and fit his mate selection criteria, like a little white rabbit, his face turned red at the first glance, one day, the little assistant blushed again, the domineering president Lu's eyes rolled Dark, very good, this assistant, you are playing, but I like it, you have successfully attracted my attention...]

Follow-up comments on this building:

[Holy shit, goddamn playing, fire, goddamn eyes are dark, it's been 9102 years upstairs, can you let these words go, I'm going to suffocate. 】

[Hahahahahaha, it's too tacky, some sand sculptures, but I like it, pass the pen to the boss, please continue to create! 】

[Online seeking a [-]-word short essay that happened after attracting attention. 】

[Hahahahahahaha, so what kind of secret method is the dark eyes?Can any sister tell me. 】

[I don’t understand, I’m thinking that these eyes are not light bulbs, how can they be said to be dark. 】

……

When Shen Yumian saw this building, he also smiled, and followed the trend to reply below: [Very good, are you super amazing today?You managed to get my attention. 】

Some readers replied below: [Hahahahahahaha, I am dying of laughter, don't pay attention to Mianmian, let me be healthy! ! !If you like this tune, I will write it too! ! ! 】

Shen Yumian quickly denied Sanlian: [I didn't, I wasn't, don't talk nonsense.I don't like this tune. [smirk]]

……

Here Lu Ji turned on the phone, and the messages came one after another. For a moment, the phone almost shut down.

You don't need to think about who sent it. Knowing that Lu Ji blocked the group messages, they all chatted with him privately.

Jiang Zhao: "Hahahahahaha, Lu Er, did you eat for love today? It's really awesome. Are you really not hungry after not eating for so many days? Damn, do you want me to send you something to eat? , Hahahahahaha, from today onwards, I will admire the five bodies you admire, it’s really awesome, hahahahahaha."

Jiang Zhao: "Hahahahahaha, Lu Er, what are you doing? Is there electricity at the moment? Why don't you talk? It's night, there's no sun, will there be no electricity? Damn it, it won't work, hahahahahaha."

Jiang Zhao: "Hahahahahaha, chatting with other men in front of your boyfriend is so fun? This line is so fucking beautiful, it doesn't fit your brother Lu's personality at all, you were possessed by a ghost at the time huh? Hahahahahahaha"

Jiang Zhao: "Hahahahahaha, I'm going to die laughing, why is it so funny, it's really worth going out today, and I have contracted the laughing points of my life, hahahahahaha."

……

The screen was full hahahahaha, Lu Ji almost didn't recognize the word "ha" for a moment.

Lu Ji blocked Jiang Zhao with a blank face.

Bian Cheng: "Brother! Brother Lu!!! Listen to my explanation!!! I was coerced today!!! It's all Jiang Zhao's cousin who threatened me, and I don't want to!!! You Believe me!!!"

Bian Cheng: "But to be honest!!! My sister-in-law is really cute!!! You are a perfect match with Brother Lu!!! You are so talented and handsome!! A perfect match made in heaven!!! A match made in heaven!!!"

Bian Cheng: "!!! Brother Lu, you must forgive me!!! I also know that I am heinous today!!! But in that situation!! I don't expect you to forgive me!! Promise me!! We will meet next time Be sure to hit him lightly, okay?"

Bian Cheng: [little bear kowtows.jpg] [fat bear cries.jpg]

……

Exclamation marks all over the screen, it can be seen that the desire to survive is strong.

Lu Ji: "..."

Another person became the lucky one on Lu Ji's blacklist.

In contrast, Zhou Mingyang's side seemed much more normal, without hahaha or exclamation marks.

Zhou Mingyang: "Ah Ji, what's going on? Doesn't your little object really treat you as a humanoid? But today you really opened my brother's eyes."

Among these people, Zhou Mingyang is more mature and stable. Although what happened today is also funny, but if you think about it carefully, if Lu Ji really likes that little boy, it will be a toss when he loses his horse in the future.

Lu Ji: "His simulated boyfriend's chip has a problem, and the cause can't be found, so my brother asked me to replace it for a month."

After a few seconds.

Zhou Mingyang: "????? Damn it, Lu Er!!! It's still like this!!!"

This tone is obviously not Zhou Mingyang.

Without thinking about it, Jiang Zhao took Zhou Mingyang's cell phone.

Lu Ji: ...

Jiang Zhao obviously felt that his life was too long, so he grabbed Zhou Mingyang's phone and continued to reply.

"Don't fool around, how could there be a problem with the chip we designed???"

"You've clearly fallen in love with someone. You made up such a reason, and you don't even look at how tight you are hugging someone today. You can't see it. According to your bad temper, it's not that you have fallen in love with him. Would you be willing to give it to me?" Human beings are imitators, can’t eat every day? Hahahahahaha, no, I want to laugh when I mention it, my cheeks hurt from laughing today.”

"You are finished. I think your little partner seems to be very afraid of people. You can ask for good luck. In the future, when you lose your horse and chase your wife to the crematorium, my buddies can give you advice. I am the best at this. The premise It's you who can't beat me."

"Before that, let me light some wax for you."

Lu Ji replied "Fuck" and closed the phone.

When Shen Yumian came in, he saw Lu Ji frowning, his face didn't look very good, "What's wrong baby?"

Lu Ji raised his eyes to meet Shen Yumian's clean and beautiful eyes, and did not speak for a long time.

Lu Ji thinks that Shen Yumian is undoubtedly the most contradictory person he has ever seen. He looks like a big kid in private, ghostly, eccentric, likes to play tricks, like a coward all day long, but after meeting people in reality, Introverted, timid and nervous, wishing to close himself.

Lu Ji could already imagine Shen Yumian's reaction when he knew the truth in the future.

Shen Yumian saw that Lu Ji's brows were getting tighter and tighter, so he stretched out his hand to cover it and smoothed it gently, and asked curiously, "What are you thinking?"

Lu Ji's face softened a little, "It's nothing."

Shen Yumian rolled her eyes, withdrew her fingers, and climbed onto the bed, "Then why are you frowning? There must be something wrong with you!"

Lu Ji said indifferently: "Don't guess what our emulator is thinking."

Shen Yumian: "???"

Lu Ji: "Sleep."

Shen Yumian glared at Lu Ji, "I just know how to sleep!"

"On a beautiful day, why can't we do something meaningful?"

Lu Ji: ...

After Shen Yumian finished speaking, his eyes were teary, and he suddenly smiled badly: "Baby, why don't we play some interesting games."

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