After being disabled, I hired a bodyguard

306, a magical hostel.

A collection of stars, bodyguards, women's bigwigs and monster cvs.

Yu Heng even suspected that the school did it on purpose. He didn't believe that there were so many awesome characters in this freshman class, and he caught a lot of them.

Guan Chen changed into women's clothes, and finally turned back into a real old man again. He dug out a pen and paper from somewhere, handed it to He Yanzhi, and said with bright eyes: "Big star, sign me up." ?”

Li Qiming looked at him with a look of disgust: "You don't even know the name of someone, so how dare you ask for his signature?"

Guan Chen: "What does that matter? We meet each other because we are destined. Don't miss this opportunity and never come back again."

He Yanzhi took the pen, and rubbed his fingers on the pen holder: "I can sign, but not on white paper."

Guan Chen was taken aback: "Why?"

"I'm afraid that you will use your signature to do illegal things," Li Qiming patted him on the shoulder with a "stupid, you deserve it" expression, "I saw that you didn't ask for an autograph. Usually, when you ask for an autograph from a celebrity, Use his picture."

"...I don't have any photos," Guan Chen was troubled, "What's the matter?"

He Yanzhi kindly reminded: "Postcards are also fine."

"No postcards either."

"..."

Li Qiming wrote "Don't be ashamed here" all over his face, and showed him the correct posture for asking for an autograph on the spot - he took off his mobile phone case, took out a golden paint pen, and handed it to He Yanzhi: "Trouble gone."

It's not that Mr. Yan has never signed the phone case, he has signed all kinds of weird places, so he is not surprised at all, and only asks: "Inside or outside?"

"Let's go inside, the outside is easy to wear off."

He Yan's pen is as good as a dragon's snake - the phone case is black, with gold letters, it's actually pretty good-looking.

Holding the phone case, Li Qiming couldn't put it down, and almost kissed him directly: "That's great, I can show off to others that I have a celebrity's signature in the future."

Guan Chen conveyed to him "this is fine" with his eyes, and quickly took off his mobile phone case to follow suit.

Li Qiming said reluctantly: "You are poisonous, can't you change the place, I don't want to use couple money with you."

He Yanzhi: "..."

Although, something seems wrong.

Guan Chen gave Li Qiming the middle finger, and immediately grabbed his T-shirt: "Come on, sign here, it's okay to sign clothes, right?"

He Yanzhi glanced at him inexplicably, fulfilling his wish.

"Hey," Guan Chen said triumphantly, "I'll wear this to class the day after tomorrow, and I'm sure some girls will take the initiative to talk to me."

"You are so green," Li Qiming punctured his fantasy mercilessly, "Relying on male celebrity signatures to get closer to girls, do you think the grassland on your head is not lush enough? Then I suggest you wear women's clothes , so the rate of return is higher.”

Guan Chen: "Get out!"

Yu Heng kept smiling at the side all the time, and now he finally had a chance to intervene, with a kind expression on his face: "So, have you two eaten yet? The cafeteria is about to close."

Guan Chen said without hesitation, "I ate and drank some wine..."

Li Qiming grabbed his back by the collar and dragged him out forcefully: "Eat fart, I'm not full at all, go, accompany me to the cafeteria."

"You still need someone to accompany you to dinner, are you a girl?" Guan Chen looked puzzled, "Wait a minute, I'm not wearing pants...you tell me to put on my pants before leaving!"

Li Qiming let him go, and asked Yu Heng: "Have you eaten?"

"I've eaten. The food in this cafeteria is not bad." Yu Heng took out his mobile phone as he spoke, "Add a WeChat account, so we can contact you if you have anything to do."

The three of them exchanged WeChat messages in seconds. Li Qiming took Guan Chen downstairs for dinner, and the dormitory finally became quiet again.

He Yanzhi fell into the wheelchair and said weakly: "I can already predict that you will be a graduate student for three years. When you graduate, all students in the school will have a copy of my signature."

"Who told you to run to school if you have nothing to do?" Yu Heng sent a message to the two roommates, telling them that he was going out and would not come back tonight, "Let's go, don't you want to go to the apartment to see?"

"That's right," He Yanzhi remembered this, "then let's go."

Yu Heng was about to pick up two changes of clothes, but the other party reminded him: "No need to take them, I've already bought all the daily necessities, we just go there."

Yu Heng: "..."

Really came prepared.

He Yanzhi steered the wheelchair to the door, but suddenly braked, his expression became a little strange: "That's not right... Are there many students outside now?"

Yu Heng: "There must be a lot, many people come here at night, and it's for lunch—what's the matter?"

"Then how do I get out?"

"...how did you come when you came?"

He Yanzhi was very guilty: "When I came... I asked the driver to investigate first, and I came up when I saw no one was there."

Yu Heng opened the door expressionlessly, and saw three or four boys crossing the corridor with their shoulders crossed, walking towards the stairwell.

"Okay, I've finished scouting for you," he said, "there are enemies everywhere."

He Yanzhi covered his forehead with a headache, thinking that it was really bad.

He only thought about how to get here, but didn't think about how to go back.

Thinking that he is a big star, he actually wants to act secretly.

Really good fortune.

Mr. Yan racked his brains for a long time, and finally came up with a decision he thought was wise: "Yes, so, you will carry me down in a while and lift the wheelchair, and then I will pretend to be drunk and lie on your back without saying a word." , you should quickly go downstairs and go outside, and you will be fine when you get in the car."

Yu Heng: "..."

What a brilliant idea.

However, "the situation is urgent", he didn't have time to think too much, so he could only do as he said, lift the person and the wheelchair back together, took the dormitory key, and walked out dully.

He didn't dare to take the elevator, and hurried down the stairs. He Yanzhi buried his head on his shoulder, closed his eyes, and pretended to be drunk and unconscious.

Even though he slipped fast enough, he almost overturned his car downstairs—there were a few girls who didn’t know what they were doing downstairs, and they cast eyes on him as soon as he went. He can see it very clearly.

Yu Heng didn't dare to raise his head, and pretended not to see it, he slipped away and heard a few girls whispering behind him: "Who was that just now? Which department? Is this year's graduate school so handsome?"

"Why, are you tempted by the elementary school boy again?"

"I'm more concerned about the one he's carrying... don't you guys think it looks like a star?"

"Which one? He walked too fast and didn't see it."

"I can't remember either, but the profile looks familiar..."

"Is it the one who played "Deserve It"?"

"That's right! It's him!"

"Impossible... Isn't he a student at the school? How could he be a star? Don't dream about it. It should just look like him."

"Well, actually, I don't think it's possible..."

The girls' conversations reached He Yanzhi's ears, and he couldn't help frowning, wondering if he was so well-known?

Both men and women know "Deserve It"... This was beyond his expectation.

Moreover, he really regarded him as a student of the school, how young does he look?

Yu Heng lightly took him into the car parked downstairs, and he let out a long sigh of relief after closing the car door: "I said Mr. Yan, don't come to the school casually in the future, sooner or later you will have to be surrounded Look like a monkey."

He Yanzhi retorted in a low voice: "Celebrities sometimes come to school..."

"What are you here for? Touring performances?" Yu Heng glanced at him from the rearview mirror, "It was all prepared in advance, with security guarantees. What do you mean, are you visiting privately?"

He Yanzhi stopped talking.

After a long while, he muttered quietly: "Didn't I bring bodyguards with me?"

Yu Heng drove the car out of the school, deliberately pretending not to hear: "What are you talking about? Speak louder."

"I said," He Yanzhi took a deep breath, "Didn't I still-have-you?"

This answer obviously made Yu Heng very satisfied. The corners of his lips raised, and he wanted to push forward: "Who am I? Call me and listen."

He Yanzhi gritted his teeth, and said to you that the bridge of the nose was still on your face. He reached out and pinched the soft flesh on the back of the opponent's waist: "Little bastard, is it fun to play with me? Fun? Huh?"

"Don't, don't, don't make trouble, just drive." Yu Heng hurriedly accepted it, "Well, my big star, for the sake of relying on me so much, I will forgive you once."

He Yanzhi: "Hehe."

The school is only one road away from the community where Mr. Yan rented a house, and the time for the two of them to talk has come.Yu Heng parked the car in the parking lot and was about to go to the trunk to get the wheelchair. Who would have thought that this guy would say, "You carry me on your back."

"There's no one here..."

"The road ahead is uneven, and it bumps up and hurts your ass," He Yanzhi said, "It's not far away, go straight for 100 meters, and you will be there after turning a corner."

Yu Heng: "..."

Fine.

He continued to maintain the posture of "escaping" from the school, and found the unit building: "How many floors?"

"Seventeen floors."

Yu Heng turned decisively into the elevator.

There was not much activity in the apartment. When they first arrived, they also saw a few students who looked like men and women. They were probably students from the opposite school who came here to rent a house.

He Yanzhi gave the other party a key: "Take it, I have another one, come over after class, if you don't come, just call and I'll go over."

Yu Heng took the key to open the door, and said with a low smile, "Can't you leave me for a day?"

He Yanzhi was expressionless: "Yes, yes, I can't leave you. I feel uncomfortable if I leave you for a second, and I will start to lack oxygen if I leave you for an hour. I'm afraid I will foam at the mouth if I leave you for a whole day. I will die soon."

"Then your illness is a bit serious." Yu Heng turned on the light in the living room, and the layout of the room was clear at a glance, "Should I help you treat it?"

He Yanzhi was placed on the sofa by him, and he turned on the TV casually: "How to cure it?"

"Since you will get sick if you are too far away, let's get closer."

He Yanzhi: "..."

He always feels that "closer" refers to negative distance.

Yu Heng walked around the room, opened the curtains to see the night view of the community: "It's not bad, but the floor is a bit high, in case the elevator breaks down one day..."

"I beg you not to say that," He Yanzhi hurriedly interrupted him, "The lower floors have been selected, only 17 and 18 are left for rent, and there is a fifth floor in Building 4, and the others are higher, I think that building is too No, that's why I chose this."

Yu Heng nodded: "Actually, I can climb the 17th floor, mainly because of you."

He went to the bedroom to find clean clothes to take a bath, when he suddenly remembered something: "No, where is my cat?"

"Cats... I'll pick them up tomorrow," He Yanzhi said, "Anyway, tomorrow is Sunday, I really can't take two cats and so much luggage at once - don't worry, I'll feed you, the newly opened Canned food, you can’t starve to death overnight.”

"Okay then," Yu Heng stepped forward, picked him up from his knees, and whispered in his ear, "The cat is full, how about me?"