After being disabled, I hired a bodyguard

The desks in the dormitory are placed against the wall, and it is not easy to move. The two of them can only sit side by side, not face to face.

He Yanzhi took a few spoonfuls of spicy soup from the other party's bowl, and then gave him back the non-spicy soup from his own bowl. Yu Heng looked very helpless: "It's almost ready, eat it quickly."

"Hey," he asked while eating, "When you are filming, the crew will be responsible for the actors' meals, right?"

He Yanzhi wiped off the spicy oil that accidentally splashed on his face: "Yes, what's wrong?"

"Then... will the lead actor and the group performers eat different food?"

"It's up to you," He Yanzhi recalled, "The crew usually only provide boxed lunches, and you can eat whatever you want. If you don't want to eat, you can make a small stove yourself, and I can't say anything about you."

Yu Heng seemed to be particularly interested in these things: "What about you? Do you eat box lunches or open a small stove?"

"It depends on my mood." He Yanzhi dug out a quail egg from the rice noodle and ate it. "After all, I was a trickster in the early years, and the box lunch I ate was eight hundred if not one thousand, so I can swallow it now."

Yu Heng thought about it, and found that he was really not too picky when it came to food, and he belonged to the type of "Of course I'd like to give me something good, but I can barely eat something bad".

He Yanzhi: "However, there is a disadvantage of being a small stove. You can't say anything in the crew, and it's different outside. If someone shoots it and sends it out, it's called 'exquisite life' if it sounds good, and it's called 'exquisite life' if it doesn't sound good. Pick and choose', in case you order too much and don't finish it, you have to add another 'extravagant and wasteful'."

Yu Heng: "Then it's okay to eat box lunch?"

He Yanzhi: "Yes, you eat boxed lunches with the extras, and if you want to brag, you can say you have no airs. This is the quality of an actor, such as hard work and hard work; if you want to scold you, just say you put on airs, Deliberately took a photo with the boxed lunch, then turned around and threw the boxed lunch away to eat something like Xiaozao."

Yu Heng: "..."

It's hard being an actor.

"So, it's up to you to judge whether right or wrong is right or wrong," He Yanzhi said indifferently, "But in all fairness, the box lunches provided by some film crews are not as delicious as your cafeteria."

...This is probably an alternative way of recognizing the cafeteria.

Neither of them spoke anymore, they ate quietly for a while, and the sound of sipping rice noodles was endless.

Yu Heng suddenly thought of something, and asked again: "You just said that there is nothing that can't be solved without money? So how much did you give the school to make them break the rules and let you in?"

He Yanzhi buried his head in eating rice noodles, and nonsense without thinking: "I donated a building to the school."

Yu Heng: "?"

"Uh... no," the human nature of seeking advantages and avoiding disadvantages gave someone a sense of foreboding, and hurried back to make up for it, "No, no, I lied to you, I really wanted to donate, but they didn't agree, Said that my situation can be specially taken care of, as long as I pay another accommodation fee, and then don’t cause any bad influence in school.”

Yu Heng was dubious: "Is it that simple?"

"Otherwise, what else do you want..." He Yanzhi felt a little guilty after being stared at by him, "Oh, he also said that I should try not to appear in front of the students as much as possible, so as not to interfere with your study with other students."

Yu Heng looked at him for a while, but didn't ask any more questions, so he gave up.

After the two of them finished eating the rice noodles, He Yanzhi hiccupped contentedly, turned his head and looked out the window, the sky was gradually getting dark.He looked down through the screen window for a while: "There are no trees downstairs."

"Isn't it good without trees?" Yu Heng stood behind him and watched with him. "There are trees that block the light, and there are many mosquitoes in summer."

He Yanzhi was reminded by him: "By the way, do you bring mosquito coils?"

"Bring it."

"That's good. I plan to go to the rented house to experience it overnight and take the mosquito coils. I don't want to be bitten."

Yu Heng: "..."

Oh.

After making trouble for a long time, it wasn't because he was worried about him, Bai was moved.

He sighed: "Then let's rest for a while, digest our food, and go to the apartment to live at night."

He Yanzhi nodded, expressing that he had no objection.

When a person is full, it is easy to do nothing. He Yanzhi took a wheelchair to the living room and walked around. He felt that the new dormitory was too empty, and pointed to the whitewashed wall: "I will buy you a TV later."

Yu Heng hurriedly stopped: "No need, I won't watch it."

"Then I'll buy you a washing machine."

"No, I can wash it by hand."

"Then buy a refrigerator for the head office? In summer, you put some ice cream, frozen bottles of water and so on."

"The refrigerator seems to be a high-power appliance and will trip."

He Yanzhi: "..."

Who is this?

Buying things for him actually don't want this or that.

Do you look down on him?

While the two were talking, there was a sudden commotion in the corridor. Yu Heng, for some reason, intuitively told him that it was his roommate who had come. He pushed He Yanzhi back into the room, and followed him in.

He Yanzhi who didn't know why he wanted to hide: "?"

The two looked out through the crack of the door, only to hear the sound of high-heeled shoes getting closer, He Yanzhi asked in surprise, "You guys and girls live together?"

"……how is this possible."

"Then why did a woman come in?"

Before Yu Heng could answer, he saw the door of the living room being pushed open, and a "girl" in a bright dress came in from the outside, pulling a suitcase in his hand.

Yu Heng's eyelids twitched, and he couldn't help saying: "Student, you have gone to the wrong place, this is a male dormitory."

"No," He Yanzhi touched him, "Have you ever seen a girl who is so tall, so strong, with such thick hairy legs?"

The "girl" glared at them viciously, pulled off the wig on her head, and shouted in an extremely rough voice: "See clearly! I'm a man!"

Yu Heng: "..."

He Yanzhi understood something in an instant: "The big guy in women's clothing."

As soon as he finished speaking, there were several bursts of uncontrollable laughter from outside, and the "women's clothing boss" turned back angrily: "Enough of you guys! I shouldn't be playing truth or dare with you guys, let's see, who comes out?" What is your idea? Let me wear women's clothes to report? Does it hurt your grandchildren!"

Yu Hengxin said: He is a man.

He Yanzhi lowered his voice: "This child is finished."

"what?"

"Women's clothing, there are only zero and countless times. Congratulations to him for opening the door to a new world."

"..."

There is a boy behind the "big guy in women's clothing", probably also a roommate of 306. He is a little short, fat, and has a baby face, but when he speaks, his voice is very pleasant. Type of pregnancy: "Okay, okay, you've worn all the clothes, and this time you're considered a celebrity among the freshmen, no loss."

"It's not a loss of size!" The female clothing tycoon glared at him, "Did you hear what the senior at the newspaper office said? Said..."

Before he could finish his sentence, the baby face suddenly cleared his throat, pinched his throat and began to imitate: "Student, although we respect your personal preferences, should we pay attention to the influence in public places?"

He Yanzhi was stunned for a moment - the learning was so vivid, if there was no one who saw him, he would have thought it was a girl who spoke.

Master, this is master.

306 is really Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.

The students watching outside burst into laughter again, and the women's clothing boss couldn't bear it any longer. He closed the dormitory door forcefully, and then flicked his high heels: "I'm exhausted, are these things for people to wear? I don't even stand They can't stand still, and their girls can still wear this to run?"

The baby face looked at him, and then switched back to the normal voice: "It's not easy to find such a large high-heeled shoe. They paid a lot of money to cheat you."

"Stop being hypocritical, them? I think it was your idea."

The baby face paused, and immediately made a movement of pinching the handkerchief, with a sad expression, and she was about to cry and sing in the rain.

The big guy in women's clothing was shocked and covered his mouth: "I beg you not to sing!"

He Yanzhi and Yu Heng hid in the room, the former poked him and asked in a low voice: "This... is your new roommate?"

Yu Heng: "..."

He would rather not.

"It turns out that young people today are like this," Mr. Yan sighed out of touch with the times, "I am getting old."

The two boys tossed for a while, and finally returned to normal. The female clothing boss took off his skirt, borrowed a wet towel from Babyface, wiped off the makeup on his face, and sat down on the sofa exhaustedly: "No Sorry, I made you laugh—the two in the room, why don't you come out and get to know each other?"

The two who were suddenly named looked at each other, and Yu Heng was forced to open the door and come out: "Hi, Yu Heng—I want to say that you didn't wipe off your lipstick."

"Guan Chen, I really don't have any strange hobbies." The women's clothing boss stretched out his hand towards the baby face, "Give me another one, and I'll see if I can pick you up."

"You won't believe me when I told you that you can't remove it cleanly," Babyface threw the whole pack of wet wipes to him, "Li Qiming, he's a little-known cv, I'm sorry for being sick just now."

Yu Heng looked at this and then that, and felt that 306 might not be the place where ordinary people like him should live.

Li Qiming turned his attention to He Yanzhi who was nestled in the room and did not come out: "Why is he... Huh? Disabled?"

He Yanzhi touched his nose, but did not dare to speak.

"He...my boyfriend is not a student in the school, there are three people in our dormitory," Yu Heng explained, "If you feel troubled..."

Guan Chen patted his thigh: "Don't bother, it's not as delicious as dumplings, and as fun as sister-in-law, you brought your own... oh, a man...a man?"

The big guy in women's clothing broke his three views twice a day, but he was able to quickly pick it up and stick it together to make do with it. He and He Yanzhi looked at each other for a while, his voice trembling: "Why does my sister-in-law look so much like a star?"

Li Qiming patted him on the shoulder: "How do you talk, is Yu Heng older than you? You only have one sister-in-law... sister-in-law really looks like a star."

He Yanzhi: "..."

It’s over.

Is it too late for him to leave now?

Li Qiming immediately searched the Internet, and then gave Yu Heng a look of "you are the father": "You are so strong, I never imagined that one day I would be able to live in the same dormitory with the star...boyfriend."

Guan Chen was obviously not as slippery as he was. He hadn't confirmed He Yanzhi's true identity yet, so he couldn't help tugging at his sleeve: "Who the hell is he?"

Li Qiming lowered his voice: "He Yanzhi, the star who suddenly became popular before the summer vacation, the one who played "Deserve it"."

"How are you sure it's him? What if it just looks like him?"

"No, he was in a wheelchair in a car accident last year, and he also has a boyfriend named Yu Heng. If it's a coincidence, I'm going to buy a lottery ticket right now."

He Yanzhi also whispered to Yu Heng: "I said, am I so popular that even boys know about it?"

Guan Chen probably didn't pay attention to actors, but when he mentioned "Deserve It", he immediately remembered it. He was sure it was really him, and his eyes became awe-inspiring.

Yu Heng was in a complicated mood, thinking that their dormitory should be tidied up and make their debut at the C position.