After being disabled, I hired a bodyguard
Chapter 103
When He Yanzhi heard those words, he knew that he would not escape tonight.
Sure enough, he was wiped out by the little bodyguard again.
It was approaching twelve o'clock, and the two of them cleaned up and lay on the bed. He Yanzhi turned over wearily: "Let's discuss, can you take care of my old arms and legs in the future, and be gentle?"
"Am I not gentle enough?" Yu Heng raised his eyes to look at him, "Who was it that kept shouting 'hurry up' just now?"
He Yanzhi: "..."
No, it cannot be admitted.
Want a face.
Yu Heng sat up suddenly, and pressed on the opponent's calf: "Have I not given you a massage for a long time?"
"Well... It won't be long, maybe a few days."
Yu Heng then began to massage and relax him, from his feet to his back. He Yanzhi lay on the bed, feeling that the little bodyguard was really capable of decathlon, even if he didn't become a bodyguard, he would be a chef or a masseur.
Probably the type that will never starve to death no matter what you do.
Unlike himself, he knows nothing but acting.
He Yanzhi was pressed very comfortably by him, and when he felt comfortable, he was prone to drowsiness.He was in a daze and didn't know what he was talking about: "When you graduate, don't rush to find a job. What's the point of being a social animal? Go on a trip with me and bring your dad and your sister with you."
Yu Heng was concentrating on pressing the button, and didn't notice that this guy was talking nonsense, so he retorted subconsciously: "No, my sister still has to go to school."
"What are you going to study? Come with me to develop in the entertainment industry. Your family's good genes are not used. What a waste."
Yu Heng glanced at him in surprise. The lights in the room were not turned on, and he couldn't see if he opened or closed his eyes: "...Are you okay? Are you still awake?"
He Yanzhi continued to talk to himself: "And your father, your father is too Buddhist, a majestic university professor... In this way, I will help him hold a few lectures and make him a nationally famous professor."
Yu Heng: "..."
He was certain that this person must be talking in his sleep.
So the little bodyguard simply kept silent, and let someone "look into the future" on his own.
He Yanzhi, who was half asleep and half awake, was jumping quickly, just like the inexplicable scene transition in a dream, he quickly switched to the next topic: "Did you tell me before that your house was going to be demolished? It's been so long, Do you have any letter?"
Yu Heng was not sure whether he was really unconscious or pretending to be unconscious, he hesitated and said: "Actually, it has been several years since we said that it will be demolished, but the matter of compensation has not been settled, so it has been delayed until now—hey, Did you hear me?"
He Yanzhi: "I want to eat spicy chicken tomorrow."
Yu Heng: "..."
He shouldn't have dealt with this stuff.
The little bodyguard completely gave up talking to him, and silently massaged his entire body, rolled to his side, put his index finger on the other's lips, and blocked the words he was about to say: "Shut up and go to sleep."
He Yanzhi really shut up.
Early the next morning, Yu Heng went home and picked up the two cats. He also found someone's missing crutches and a spare battery for the wheelchair at home.
He said in his heart that he didn't know whether it was intentional or purely careless. As for Mr. Yan, one assistant by his side might not be enough.
After he returned to the apartment, he inadvertently mentioned something to the other party. He Yanzhi was quite surprised: "I do have more than one assistant. At most, I have four or five assistants at the same time, but they don't last long. I can't stand my temper. Yang Xinnan The one with me the longest."
Yu Heng was looking for a new cat litter place, so he asked casually, "What did you do to make people can't stand you?"
He Yanzhi's face was calm: "It's nothing, I just called someone over to scold me if I have something to say—uh...but I've changed it now."
Yu Heng didn't know what to say about him: "You also scold the female assistant?"
He Yanzhi: "Treat everyone equally. Don't look at Xiao Yang as a quiet girl on the surface, but she is actually quite tempered. I scolded her for daring to speak out against me, and even scolded her back when she got anxious."
Yu Heng: "Then why did she work the longest?"
He Yanzhi: "Because she is not afraid of being scolded by me, not only is she not afraid of scolding me, I think she is very interesting, different from other obedient ones, so I have never dismissed her."
Yu Heng: "?"
What's wrong with this?
Shake M?
The little bodyguard deeply felt that this person's brain circuit was different from ordinary people. Looking back on the days when they got along... he seemed to hate him a lot.
Of course, there are also many who are subdued.
I understand, for a person like Mr. Yan, it is most suitable to give him a slap first, and then a jujube. As long as he grasps the rhythm well, he can be played with in the palm of his hand.
He Yanzhi didn't know what dangerous speech the other party was making in his heart. He walked around the house on crutches, and Xiao Lucky ran around, full of curiosity about the new environment.
He walked to the balcony and pointed out the window: "Look, you can just see your school from here."
Yu Heng: "So?"
He Yanzhi: "I'll buy a telescope later, maybe I can find you in the crowd."
Yu Heng: "...Are you okay?"
The little bodyguard felt that he was about to lose control of someone's "interesting soul", so he said goodbye to him briefly, and went straight to school the next day.
There are so many things to do at the beginning of school, whether it is study or life, it seems that there are always trivial things that cannot be dealt with.
He Yanzhi was temporarily "in the cold", so he could only exchange messages with him to relieve boredom. He stayed in the apartment alone with two cats, and became a pitiful "Wanghushi".
Of course, this is him in the eyes of fans, he doesn't think so himself.
Because of Yu Heng's absence, Mr. Yan began to act recklessly, started training without permission, without wearing knee pads, and fell badly without accident.
However, he is probably used to being injured, he will get up wherever he falls, and continue to do his own way.
In order to prevent Yu Heng from discovering, he took a shower before the other party came back, and turned off the lights before undressing and going to bed. Yu Heng was busy with school and didn't have time to doi with him, so he just hid for a few days like this.
It wasn't until he rested at home on the weekend that he didn't pay attention to revealing his secrets.
Usually Yu Heng leaves early, so in order not to disturb his rest, he usually does not lift his quilt, but this day is on Saturday, He Yanzhi sleeps until almost noon, and is about to reach for his mobile phone to order takeaway as usual, Suddenly felt that the atmosphere was unusual.
He hurriedly woke up and took a nap, looked up, and saw Yu Heng sitting on the side of the bed with a serious face, looking at him with scrutiny.
He Yanzhi had a guilty conscience at first, and when he stared at him like this, he couldn't help but "thump" in his heart, and asked tremblingly, "Why... what's wrong?"
"You still ask me what's wrong?" Yu Heng frowned, "Tell me, I haven't cared about you these days, what bad things have you done?"
"...did something bad?" He Yanzhi's heart skipped a beat, and he didn't know what the other party was referring to, so he immediately began to self-examine, "Did...not shovel the cat's shit in time?"
"That doesn't count."
He Yanzhi: "Then... I used a bowl for the takeaway, but I accidentally knocked the bowl when I was washing it?"
Yu Heng: "..."
He said why the set of bowls he just bought was missing one, and he still didn't explain it to someone, and there were no debris in the trash can.
The scene is handled cleanly.
He Yanzhi scratched his face, and turned his eyes to the side involuntarily: "Or... heating eggs in a microwave oven, and the eggs exploded?"
Yu Heng: "..."
No wonder he came back that day and found a mess in the microwave oven. It looked like something had happened. It was dealt with but not cleaned up. He asked him that it was accidentally spilled when the plate was too hot.
He didn't understand, he was already in his thirties, how come he didn't even know the common sense that a microwave oven can't heat eggs directly?
Seeing that his face was getting more and more gloomy, He Yanzhi couldn't help shrinking back, and said in a low voice, "Then it's really...it's nothing."
"Okay, let's get some windfalls." Yu Heng pulled the corner of his mouth coldly, stood up suddenly, grabbed his leg through the quilt, and pressed hard on the opponent's knee.
He Yanzhi didn't expect him to attack suddenly, and he happened to press him to the wound, so he couldn't help crying out.
Then his heart felt cold, and he realized in an instant that he must have been discovered.
"Does it hurt?" Yu Heng asked.
He Yanzhi didn't dare to lie: "...it hurts."
"Then why doesn't it hurt when you fall?"
"..."
Yu Heng threw off the quilt, and He Yanzhi trembled, his bare legs were covered with bruises, especially the knees, the blood stasis was very eye-catching compared with the fair skin.
Yu Heng didn't know whether he couldn't bear to watch it or he was afraid that he would be frozen, so he put the quilt back on and said in a bad tone, "Is it fun? Do it? It's been a year, and you still can't get rid of this problem?"
He Yanzhi feels aggrieved: "I didn't... I just want to recover soon..."
"Do you understand step by step?" Yu Heng became even more angry when he heard his sophistry, "How many times have I told you that you can't be in a hurry, you've recovered fast enough, what else do you want? Are you happy because it's like this? Or do you think I'm happy? I won't feel bad?"
"..."
Feeling the iciness in his tone, He Yanzhi didn't dare to refute at all, after all, he didn't make sense in the first place.He lowered his eyes: "I'm sorry, I will pay attention next time."
"What's the use of being sorry for me? Is it me who hurts?" Yu Heng stood up suddenly, with a cold face, "You still want to have a next time...you can do whatever you want, I don't care about you, okay? I really don't need to worry .”
After he finished speaking, he turned and left.
The two have been together for so long, and this is the first time that such a fierce dispute has occurred. Usually it is a petty bickering, but this time Yu Heng seems to be really angry.
He Yanzhi suddenly became panicked, fearing that he would never come back after leaving, subconsciously got up to stop him, but accidentally got caught by the quilt and fell forward.
Yu Heng originally thought that with President Yan's temper, he would definitely not catch up, but he unexpectedly heard a painful "boom" from behind, followed by He Yanzhi's restrained humming and gasping.
He didn't need to look back to know that the thing fell again, and it was in front of him.
Yu Heng took a deep breath. After all, he wanted to care about him more than he wanted to be angry, so he hurried back to help him: "You...I really..."
Although there was a little buffer across the bed and quilt, the injury was compounded, and He Yanzhi almost burst into tears. He was trembling all over, and wanted to maintain his dignity for the last time: "Don't you ignore me?"
"...I can't afford to offend you, can't it be okay, ancestor," Yu Heng finally softened his heart, and hurriedly helped him back to the bed, "When I have time, I will definitely clean up you—did you bring the medicine? Yunnan Baiyao?"
"Bring it," He Yanzhi breathed a sigh of relief. He didn't know whether it was because of the pain or because he saw the other party's attitude changed. He pointed to the bedside table, "At the bottom, the medicine is all inside."
Yu Heng sprayed him with the medicine and blew gently: "Does it still hurt?"
"Well...it won't hurt much if you don't press it."
"Are you blaming me for co-authoring?" Yu Heng was amused, "I beg you, can you be nice to yourself? Before you recover from your injury, take good care of me. If I see you smashed like this again in the future, You see, I'm going to make it so hard that you can't get out of bed, you can't get out of bed, I'll see how you fall."
He Yan's face was terrified: "...I don't dare anymore, I really don't dare!"
Sure enough, he was wiped out by the little bodyguard again.
It was approaching twelve o'clock, and the two of them cleaned up and lay on the bed. He Yanzhi turned over wearily: "Let's discuss, can you take care of my old arms and legs in the future, and be gentle?"
"Am I not gentle enough?" Yu Heng raised his eyes to look at him, "Who was it that kept shouting 'hurry up' just now?"
He Yanzhi: "..."
No, it cannot be admitted.
Want a face.
Yu Heng sat up suddenly, and pressed on the opponent's calf: "Have I not given you a massage for a long time?"
"Well... It won't be long, maybe a few days."
Yu Heng then began to massage and relax him, from his feet to his back. He Yanzhi lay on the bed, feeling that the little bodyguard was really capable of decathlon, even if he didn't become a bodyguard, he would be a chef or a masseur.
Probably the type that will never starve to death no matter what you do.
Unlike himself, he knows nothing but acting.
He Yanzhi was pressed very comfortably by him, and when he felt comfortable, he was prone to drowsiness.He was in a daze and didn't know what he was talking about: "When you graduate, don't rush to find a job. What's the point of being a social animal? Go on a trip with me and bring your dad and your sister with you."
Yu Heng was concentrating on pressing the button, and didn't notice that this guy was talking nonsense, so he retorted subconsciously: "No, my sister still has to go to school."
"What are you going to study? Come with me to develop in the entertainment industry. Your family's good genes are not used. What a waste."
Yu Heng glanced at him in surprise. The lights in the room were not turned on, and he couldn't see if he opened or closed his eyes: "...Are you okay? Are you still awake?"
He Yanzhi continued to talk to himself: "And your father, your father is too Buddhist, a majestic university professor... In this way, I will help him hold a few lectures and make him a nationally famous professor."
Yu Heng: "..."
He was certain that this person must be talking in his sleep.
So the little bodyguard simply kept silent, and let someone "look into the future" on his own.
He Yanzhi, who was half asleep and half awake, was jumping quickly, just like the inexplicable scene transition in a dream, he quickly switched to the next topic: "Did you tell me before that your house was going to be demolished? It's been so long, Do you have any letter?"
Yu Heng was not sure whether he was really unconscious or pretending to be unconscious, he hesitated and said: "Actually, it has been several years since we said that it will be demolished, but the matter of compensation has not been settled, so it has been delayed until now—hey, Did you hear me?"
He Yanzhi: "I want to eat spicy chicken tomorrow."
Yu Heng: "..."
He shouldn't have dealt with this stuff.
The little bodyguard completely gave up talking to him, and silently massaged his entire body, rolled to his side, put his index finger on the other's lips, and blocked the words he was about to say: "Shut up and go to sleep."
He Yanzhi really shut up.
Early the next morning, Yu Heng went home and picked up the two cats. He also found someone's missing crutches and a spare battery for the wheelchair at home.
He said in his heart that he didn't know whether it was intentional or purely careless. As for Mr. Yan, one assistant by his side might not be enough.
After he returned to the apartment, he inadvertently mentioned something to the other party. He Yanzhi was quite surprised: "I do have more than one assistant. At most, I have four or five assistants at the same time, but they don't last long. I can't stand my temper. Yang Xinnan The one with me the longest."
Yu Heng was looking for a new cat litter place, so he asked casually, "What did you do to make people can't stand you?"
He Yanzhi's face was calm: "It's nothing, I just called someone over to scold me if I have something to say—uh...but I've changed it now."
Yu Heng didn't know what to say about him: "You also scold the female assistant?"
He Yanzhi: "Treat everyone equally. Don't look at Xiao Yang as a quiet girl on the surface, but she is actually quite tempered. I scolded her for daring to speak out against me, and even scolded her back when she got anxious."
Yu Heng: "Then why did she work the longest?"
He Yanzhi: "Because she is not afraid of being scolded by me, not only is she not afraid of scolding me, I think she is very interesting, different from other obedient ones, so I have never dismissed her."
Yu Heng: "?"
What's wrong with this?
Shake M?
The little bodyguard deeply felt that this person's brain circuit was different from ordinary people. Looking back on the days when they got along... he seemed to hate him a lot.
Of course, there are also many who are subdued.
I understand, for a person like Mr. Yan, it is most suitable to give him a slap first, and then a jujube. As long as he grasps the rhythm well, he can be played with in the palm of his hand.
He Yanzhi didn't know what dangerous speech the other party was making in his heart. He walked around the house on crutches, and Xiao Lucky ran around, full of curiosity about the new environment.
He walked to the balcony and pointed out the window: "Look, you can just see your school from here."
Yu Heng: "So?"
He Yanzhi: "I'll buy a telescope later, maybe I can find you in the crowd."
Yu Heng: "...Are you okay?"
The little bodyguard felt that he was about to lose control of someone's "interesting soul", so he said goodbye to him briefly, and went straight to school the next day.
There are so many things to do at the beginning of school, whether it is study or life, it seems that there are always trivial things that cannot be dealt with.
He Yanzhi was temporarily "in the cold", so he could only exchange messages with him to relieve boredom. He stayed in the apartment alone with two cats, and became a pitiful "Wanghushi".
Of course, this is him in the eyes of fans, he doesn't think so himself.
Because of Yu Heng's absence, Mr. Yan began to act recklessly, started training without permission, without wearing knee pads, and fell badly without accident.
However, he is probably used to being injured, he will get up wherever he falls, and continue to do his own way.
In order to prevent Yu Heng from discovering, he took a shower before the other party came back, and turned off the lights before undressing and going to bed. Yu Heng was busy with school and didn't have time to doi with him, so he just hid for a few days like this.
It wasn't until he rested at home on the weekend that he didn't pay attention to revealing his secrets.
Usually Yu Heng leaves early, so in order not to disturb his rest, he usually does not lift his quilt, but this day is on Saturday, He Yanzhi sleeps until almost noon, and is about to reach for his mobile phone to order takeaway as usual, Suddenly felt that the atmosphere was unusual.
He hurriedly woke up and took a nap, looked up, and saw Yu Heng sitting on the side of the bed with a serious face, looking at him with scrutiny.
He Yanzhi had a guilty conscience at first, and when he stared at him like this, he couldn't help but "thump" in his heart, and asked tremblingly, "Why... what's wrong?"
"You still ask me what's wrong?" Yu Heng frowned, "Tell me, I haven't cared about you these days, what bad things have you done?"
"...did something bad?" He Yanzhi's heart skipped a beat, and he didn't know what the other party was referring to, so he immediately began to self-examine, "Did...not shovel the cat's shit in time?"
"That doesn't count."
He Yanzhi: "Then... I used a bowl for the takeaway, but I accidentally knocked the bowl when I was washing it?"
Yu Heng: "..."
He said why the set of bowls he just bought was missing one, and he still didn't explain it to someone, and there were no debris in the trash can.
The scene is handled cleanly.
He Yanzhi scratched his face, and turned his eyes to the side involuntarily: "Or... heating eggs in a microwave oven, and the eggs exploded?"
Yu Heng: "..."
No wonder he came back that day and found a mess in the microwave oven. It looked like something had happened. It was dealt with but not cleaned up. He asked him that it was accidentally spilled when the plate was too hot.
He didn't understand, he was already in his thirties, how come he didn't even know the common sense that a microwave oven can't heat eggs directly?
Seeing that his face was getting more and more gloomy, He Yanzhi couldn't help shrinking back, and said in a low voice, "Then it's really...it's nothing."
"Okay, let's get some windfalls." Yu Heng pulled the corner of his mouth coldly, stood up suddenly, grabbed his leg through the quilt, and pressed hard on the opponent's knee.
He Yanzhi didn't expect him to attack suddenly, and he happened to press him to the wound, so he couldn't help crying out.
Then his heart felt cold, and he realized in an instant that he must have been discovered.
"Does it hurt?" Yu Heng asked.
He Yanzhi didn't dare to lie: "...it hurts."
"Then why doesn't it hurt when you fall?"
"..."
Yu Heng threw off the quilt, and He Yanzhi trembled, his bare legs were covered with bruises, especially the knees, the blood stasis was very eye-catching compared with the fair skin.
Yu Heng didn't know whether he couldn't bear to watch it or he was afraid that he would be frozen, so he put the quilt back on and said in a bad tone, "Is it fun? Do it? It's been a year, and you still can't get rid of this problem?"
He Yanzhi feels aggrieved: "I didn't... I just want to recover soon..."
"Do you understand step by step?" Yu Heng became even more angry when he heard his sophistry, "How many times have I told you that you can't be in a hurry, you've recovered fast enough, what else do you want? Are you happy because it's like this? Or do you think I'm happy? I won't feel bad?"
"..."
Feeling the iciness in his tone, He Yanzhi didn't dare to refute at all, after all, he didn't make sense in the first place.He lowered his eyes: "I'm sorry, I will pay attention next time."
"What's the use of being sorry for me? Is it me who hurts?" Yu Heng stood up suddenly, with a cold face, "You still want to have a next time...you can do whatever you want, I don't care about you, okay? I really don't need to worry .”
After he finished speaking, he turned and left.
The two have been together for so long, and this is the first time that such a fierce dispute has occurred. Usually it is a petty bickering, but this time Yu Heng seems to be really angry.
He Yanzhi suddenly became panicked, fearing that he would never come back after leaving, subconsciously got up to stop him, but accidentally got caught by the quilt and fell forward.
Yu Heng originally thought that with President Yan's temper, he would definitely not catch up, but he unexpectedly heard a painful "boom" from behind, followed by He Yanzhi's restrained humming and gasping.
He didn't need to look back to know that the thing fell again, and it was in front of him.
Yu Heng took a deep breath. After all, he wanted to care about him more than he wanted to be angry, so he hurried back to help him: "You...I really..."
Although there was a little buffer across the bed and quilt, the injury was compounded, and He Yanzhi almost burst into tears. He was trembling all over, and wanted to maintain his dignity for the last time: "Don't you ignore me?"
"...I can't afford to offend you, can't it be okay, ancestor," Yu Heng finally softened his heart, and hurriedly helped him back to the bed, "When I have time, I will definitely clean up you—did you bring the medicine? Yunnan Baiyao?"
"Bring it," He Yanzhi breathed a sigh of relief. He didn't know whether it was because of the pain or because he saw the other party's attitude changed. He pointed to the bedside table, "At the bottom, the medicine is all inside."
Yu Heng sprayed him with the medicine and blew gently: "Does it still hurt?"
"Well...it won't hurt much if you don't press it."
"Are you blaming me for co-authoring?" Yu Heng was amused, "I beg you, can you be nice to yourself? Before you recover from your injury, take good care of me. If I see you smashed like this again in the future, You see, I'm going to make it so hard that you can't get out of bed, you can't get out of bed, I'll see how you fall."
He Yan's face was terrified: "...I don't dare anymore, I really don't dare!"
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