[Mythology] Two or three things that Nezha and the Third Prince Long must not say

Long San smiled, "Secret." He rubbed Li Yue's hand calmly.

Li Yue patted Long San's paw with a cold face, then turned around to face Brother Zhang Shun, not even wanting to look at him again.

Later, everyone fell asleep one after another.

In the middle of the night, Li Yue suddenly felt a little hot, and he woke up immediately. When he opened his eyes, he saw a pair of white eyes. It was really fortunate that there were no clouds in the sky tonight, and the moon was not so stingy. , gave an extra bright part, causing the moonlight to shine into the room, and Li Yue could see it very clearly.

"Slot!" Li Yue couldn't help but cursed.

It was a pale human face, and because of the addition of the moonlight filter, it looked even whiter, and of course, it was also more terrifying.

However, Li Yue's temperament is not generally good. Not only did he calmly and calmly slap the dead man's face, but he also kicked Long San. Unfortunately, Long San slept too hard, and Li Yue's kick failed to wake him up. .

Obviously, this dead face brother not only brought a human face, he also has hands and feet, but it looks a little rough, not even flesh, just a skeleton.

Brother Dead Face was rolled over by Li Yue's slap, and just landed at Li Yue's feet. After landing on the ground, he suddenly jumped up and grabbed Li Yue's ankle, dragging him without any muddle. go outside.

Li Yue sat up and wanted to tear Brother Dead Face's claws off his ankles, but since junior high school he failed in sitting and bending forward, and couldn't reach it.

In desperation, Li Yue had no choice but to grab something casually, and when he looked back, it was Long San's belt.At that moment, he was still thinking, this is a tit for tat, who made Long San pull his belt before?So it's not too much.

Brother Dead Face is quite strong, and with Li Yue and Long San who was grabbed by Li Yue's waistband, he ran very fast. That thin frame really shouldn't be underestimated.

Long San knocked his head on the stone and finally woke him up, but he was still in a daze and asked, "No, what's going on?"

Li Yue pointed to Brother Dead Face who was running wildly while dragging his ankle, and said to Long San, "He took the two of us on the road."

"Damn it!" Long San was completely awake, completely woken up by fright, "Why didn't you wake me up?"

"I called, but I didn't wake up." Li Yue automatically kicked Long San's feet as a wake-up call. "You fell asleep so badly that you were knocked against a rock before you woke up."

Long San stretched out his hand and touched the back of his head, the pain made him gasp, "It hurts so much, I didn't pass out with such a big bag."

Li Yue said, "Maybe your brain knows you're going to die, and wants to give you a chance to faint when you're safe."

Dragon three: ...

While the two big brothers were chatting calmly, Brother Dead Face had already led the two of them all the way to the altar by the river, and they were still walking on the suspension bridge.

Long San took Li Yue's hand in great grief, and patted it lightly, "It's all right now, we both touched the taboos that mother-in-law said."

Li Yue glanced at him expressionlessly, "If you continue to make sarcastic remarks, you may have to save half of what you have not finished to say on Huangquan Road."

Long San chuckled, and greasyly took Li Yue's hand and rubbed it shamelessly, "It's okay, I don't mind if you accompany me on Huangquan Road."

Li Yue shook off Long San's claws, and said coldly, "Oh, I don't mind."

The mother-in-law said before that Li Yue has the mark left by the river god on his body, so no matter where he escapes, he will be found.

So Li Yue was not surprised at all that he would be arrested and returned to the altar, but he was a little surprised by the dead-faced brother who arrested him. He originally thought that the river god would come to arrest him in person.

The two people who were left on the altar during the day were gone, and there was a layer of dark red blood on it, which seemed to have been eaten and wiped clean by the river god.

Brother Dead Face was really conscientious. It didn't count if he got Li Yue on the altar, and he picked up Long San and threw him out like trash.It looks a lot like cleaning the river god's food.

Long San was thrown out, and then ran away with the opportunity.

Looking at Long San's running back, Li Yue couldn't help feeling a little heartbroken.Sure enough, what Er Ye said was right, in this world, don't trust anyone.

Li Yue's temperament is a bit weak, and his emotions in all aspects are not very obvious, but in fact, he is the most emotional person.

The intersection between Li Yue and Long San is not shallow, and Long San has saved his life several times, he was moved in his heart.But today Long San ran so decisively, it really made Li Yue not used to it.He expected at least a farewell.

It turned out that in the real world, Li Yue's temperament was quite unpopular, but he was used to it. The people around him stopped and went, and none of them stayed behind.

He's not heartless, he's just not good at expressing it.Just as he didn't smile when he was happy, he didn't express such emotions as sadness and sadness.

He is used to being casual, he can't keep it, and he never insists.

"Hey! Go on!"

Li Yue was about to continue deep thinking, but he didn't expect that guy Long San suddenly ran back with something, and yelled at him while running, Brother Dead Face was startled by Long San's loud voice.

What Long San threw over was a piece of lotus root, Li Yue looked at him in confusion, "What is this?"

"Put that thing on the altar and you can come down."

Li Yue did what he said in a daze, and actually got down from the altar.The part of the pants on the buttocks was eaten by the altar, and a small piece of skin was slightly torn.

Long San took off his coat and wrapped it around Li Yue's waist, "Let's go, I'm fine."

Li Yue didn't understand the cleverness of Long San's coquettish operation at all. Even the dead face brothers who were guarding the altar didn't chase after him, but the pale dead face could still see A little puzzled, presumably Brother Dead Face didn't know what happened.

"How did you do it?" Li Yue asked Long Sandao.

Long San stroked his hair and smiled condescendingly, "I didn't wonder if the river god always eats meat would be bad for his health, so I changed him to a vegetarian dish and handed him a slice of lotus root. It really matches the taste of the river god. You can see that he ate so deliciously that there is no residue left."

Li Yue hugged his shoulders and looked at him expressionlessly, "Say it again, tell the truth."

Long San laughed again, "Okay, I actually lent you an ability to let that piece of lotus root replace you."

"What ability?"

Long San replied casually, "The civet cat is for the prince."

Li Yue raised his eyebrows, "I don't believe it."

"If you don't believe me, there's nothing you can do. Then I definitely can't tell you the truth. You already know my real name. I'm going to tell you about my ability. What if you snatch it away?"

"I'm sorry, I overstepped." Li Yue pursed his lips and didn't ask any more questions, but he still felt in his heart that there must be something wrong with Long San when he replaced him with lotus root. Concealed.Li Yue pinched his chin and thought, subconsciously raised his head and glanced forward, then suddenly stopped in his tracks.

"Wait a minute, we can't seem to go back."

The author has something to say:

Li Yue: There is nothing that can't be solved with one slap. If there is, just two slaps.

Long San: There is no daughter-in-law you can't get, if you have one, just change it.

Li Yue:?

Long San: Hey, hey, just kidding.