[Mythology] Two or three things that Nezha and the Third Prince Long must not say

Li Yue looked away and said lightly, "I'm not interested."

Long San grinned wildly twice, leaned close to Li Yue's ear but said in a low voice, "I bit him hahaha, he smells like me all over him, don't even think about it in this life, in the next life, in the next life." Leave me hahaha."

Li Yue looked at Long San's big white teeth, and silently made a gesture of his mouth, "You idiot!"

When they returned to Li Erdan's thatched hut, the rain stopped. Should they be exposed to the rain, their clothes were already wet.

Zhang Shun came all the way with them, he was full of resistance to the lodging room arranged by his mother-in-law, and Long San couldn't drive him away, so he let him stay.

With one more person, the small kang would not be able to accommodate, so Long San had to tear off the quilt to make a bed for Brother Zhang Shun.

As a result, as soon as the shop was finished, several people heard a knock on the door.

Zhang Shun's face was pale, he hugged the quilt and shrunk towards the corner, and said cowardly, "In general horror movies, the people knocking on the door are ghosts."

Li Yue and Second Master looked at each other, but didn't speak.

Long San rubbed his nose, stood up, and got up to open the door.

Zhang Shun rushed over and hugged Long San's thigh, and said in a trembling voice, "Don't drive, what if there are ghosts outside?"

Long Sanban squatted down, took Zhang Shun's hand away from him, patted Zhang Shun's shoulder lightly, smiled and said, "It's okay, don't be afraid, the Lord is a god, even if there are ghosts, they will show their true colors .”

Zhang Shun: ...Wouldn't it be more frightening for a ghost to appear in its original form?

After finishing speaking, Long San got up and opened the door. Zhang Shun was afraid, and shrank under the quilt, revealing a pair of eyes, staring at the door nervously, and the bulging part of the quilt was shaking non-stop.

Fortunately, it was not a ghost standing outside the door, but two girls.

"Hello, is this Li Erdan's family?"

Long San responded noncommittally.

The long-haired girl lowered her head and twisted her fingers, then raised her head and said to Long San, "My name is Lele, and she is Youyou. The two of us don't want to go back to my mother-in-law's place. It's too scary. We feel that you The strength is relatively strong, and it makes people feel very safe. I was waiting for you to come back at the entrance of the village, and then followed all the way. Can you, can you take us two in, I really beg you."

Lele's eyes got wet as she spoke, Youyou huddled behind her and wiped her eyes.

"Let's go into the room first." Long San stepped aside and let the two girls enter the room.

Seeing that the person coming was not a ghost, Zhang Shun also crawled out, covered his mouth in embarrassment and coughed, and then pretended that he was making the quilt.

Lele and Youyou still looked a little cautious, standing in the kitchen at a loss looking at Zhang Shun who was making the quilt in the room.

"We have no other intentions, but we are a little scared, and think that you may be stronger, so we..."

Second Master half-closed one eye, sat cross-legged on the kang and did not speak.

Li Yue raised his head and glanced at Long San.

Long San looked back in bewilderment.

Li Yue stroked his chin and said to him, "You have the final say on your house."

It is impossible to drive the two girls out again, Long San rubbed his hands and thought about it, and decided to keep him.

However, this room is not too big. If there are six people to live in it, someone has to lay the floor.So the result is obvious, the three men sleep on the floor, and the three girls sleep on the kang.

The second master patted Li Yue on the shoulder and sighed.

Li Yue turned his head to look at her expression, not understanding what her regret meant.

Lele and Youyou thanked each other again and again, and they almost knelt down and kowtowed.

So the final arrangement was decided like this, the three women slept on the kang, and the three men slept on the floor.

But even if all the quilts are spread as mattresses, it is still not enough, and two people still have to squeeze a mattress.The girl must not be wronged. After the three men sat on the ground and looked at each other silently, Long San laughed and put Li Yue down, hugging him and squeezed on a mattress.

"Let's sleep in one, that's the arrangement, go to bed, good night everyone." Long San also extinguished the candle.

Zhang Shun clamped the coat that was used as a quilt, and silently shrank into the corner, facing the two men who were almost twisted together with the back of his head.

"Let go." Li Yue struggled a bit, but was hugged even tighter by Long San.

"As soon as I let go, you crowded over to Brother Zhang Shun's side. How impolite that is!"

Hearing his name, Zhang Shun half got up and poked his head out, "Actually, I don't mind."

Long San stretched out his arms and pushed Zhang Shun's head back, "No, you mind."

Zhang Shun: ... I'd better shrink back.

"You San, let me go. If you don't let me go, I won't be polite." Li Yue said to Long San with some anger.

However, Long San not only did not let go, but even more brazenly stretched out his other arm around Li Yue's waist, bullied him and pressed him down, and whispered in his ear, "I Let's see how rude you can be to me, ha ha!"

Long Sanyi laughed, and all the hot air he exhaled went into Li Yue's neck, but Li Yue couldn't break free from his shackles, and his ears were red.

"Also, did you call my name wrong just now? Huh?"

Long San went too far, half of his body was pressed on Li Yue, and Li Yue couldn't struggle anymore, so he could only stare at him fiercely with the only eye that could move, "I don't care what your name is, you hurry up from me!" Get off, I'll give you time to count to three."

"Go down and go down."

Long San hugged Li Yue's waist and writhed for a while, the person fell off Li Yue, but Li Yue fell into his arms.

Long San pressed Li Yue's overlapping wrists to his chest with one hand, and wrapped his arms around Li Yue's waist with the other hand, rubbing against his neck and asking him coquettishly, "Quickly, my name is What? I won’t let go if I can’t tell.”

Li Yue was very angry with him, but he couldn't help him, so he had to compromise, "You, your name is Long San, let me go quickly."

Long San stuck to his ear and sneered, "That's not right. Answer again."

Li Yue was really angry, and twisted violently in his arms, taking advantage of Long San's slack, he freed his hands, clenched into fists, and was about to smear Long San's face.

Long San turned his head lightly and dodged, then pressed Li Yue's shoulder hard, and rode on him.

"You really have such a temper. You haven't changed it for hundreds of years, but it's true. If you change your temper, can it still be you."

Long San pressed Li Yue's arm on top of his head, and fumbled in his pocket for a long time with the other hand, and took out a pen and paper.

"I will write my name to you, and I will only tell you one person."

Long San pressed on Li Yue, deliberately lowering his voice, so that others couldn't hear what he said at all.

Long San's voice was deep and mellow, which made people's ears itch. Li Yue lost his strength for a while, and even forgot to resist.He only remembered that Long San's pressure on his wrist was loosened, and then the man stuffed a pen into his hand, held his hand and wrote something on the paper.

"This is my name." Long San seemed very happy, and his tone was full of unconcealable excitement, "You must remember this time."

Li Yue felt that Long San was holding his hand, as if he had written four characters in total, so he asked him, "Are you a double surname?"

"No, only the first two are my names."

Li Yue recalled the movement of his hand just now, but still felt a little fuzzy, "I can't guess what your name is."

Long San took Li Yue's hand, and wrote two words stroke by stroke on his palm with his fingers.

This time Li Yue felt it, the two words were "Ao Bing".

No matter how you look at this name, it looks like the so-called Dragon Clan in the TV series...

"Then what are the other two words you wrote while holding my hand?"