[Mythology] Two or three things that Nezha and the Third Prince Long must not say

A large amount of dead bones suddenly gushed out of the river, and the necks were all twisted in a strange posture, drooping on one side of the shoulders.Li Yue guessed that these dead bones should be sacrifices eaten by the river god, and the posture of the neck should be due to kowtow on the ground for a long time and could not straighten up.

The altar stopped eating people, but these dead bones didn't seem to intend to let the two of them go.

Long San pulled Li Yue up the stone steps and escaped from the altar, but when he got to the cliff, he found that there were more dead bones lying on the edge of the cliff, and they were climbing up, and some of them had already climbed halfway up.

"Are you playing rock climbing in the middle of the night?" Long San sneered, then clenched his fists and made a creaking sound, "Why don't I give you another bungee jumping!"

Long San casually picked up a piece of wooden stick from the ground, walked towards the edge of the cliff, knocked down all the white bones half lying on the edge of the cliff like whack-a-mole.

Li Yue was dumbfounded.

After Long San knocked the bones, he pulled Li Yue up the suspension bridge.At this time, if the logs were taken again, those dead bones would probably be able to send them away with a single claw.Moreover, the only taboo in this village that has not been touched by the two of them is this suspension bridge. Why don't we just make it up and break it all for him.

They didn't look carefully when they came over during the day, but at this time they took advantage of the moonlight to see clearly that the suspension bridge was actually built with white bones.So the so-called suspension bridge is not allowed, it should be because the bridge is made of dead people's bones, if you step on human bones, the Bone Brothers will definitely not let it go, so they pull your trouser legs and remove your shoelaces to scare you .Or go too far and drag you directly to the bottom of the cliff.

Li Yue rubbed his chin and asked Long Sandao, "Why can that mother-in-law walk on this suspension bridge?"

Long San thought for a while and said, "It's probably because she's wearing old cloth shoes without laces, so she's not afraid of these bones."

Li Yue: ...

Long San laughed hahaha, thinking he told a big joke.

The pile of bones at the bottom of the cliff turned out to be quite persistent. Long San and Li Yue both ran back to the village, and they were still following behind, hunched over and hobbling like a group of zombies.

Li Yue was exhausted and couldn't run anymore, and his butt was numb from the cold wind.

Seeing that he was in poor condition, Long San stretched out his hand to help him, but fortunately those bones were not running fast, Long San supported Li Yue, the two staggered, and finally ran back to the cottage.

Li Yue and Long San hurriedly hid in the house and locked the door. The group of dead bones were hovering around the door and looking around, dragging their feet on the ground and making dull sounds, which reminded Li Yue of last night The sound he heard when he was not asleep was exactly the same as the sound of these bones walking around.It seems that you can't go out after dark because the dead bones will come out to let the wind out. If you are not careful, you may be spotted by others, and then you will be dragged to the bottom of the cliff to live with them.

The movement of Li Yue and Long San woke up everyone else, and the crowd of people outside the window scared Lele and Youyou to cry on the spot. The second master rolled his eyes in disgust, and took out a cigarette, lit it and smoked it .

Li Yue turned his head and glanced at the kang. The scene of two weak, pitiful and helpless girls hugging each other and weeping quietly formed a sharp contrast with the scene of the second master smoking a cigarette with his legs crossed. The strange feeling of this scumbag smoking after-event cigarettes...

Zhang Shun howled louder than the two girls, Long San clicked his tongue in dissatisfaction, then pulled the quilt and threw it over, covering Zhang Shun's face.This brother is really too noisy when he howls.

The dead bones outside the door made a fuss, and they still couldn't get in. At most, they scratched the window twice and grinded their teeth twice, just to frighten such a timid Zhang Shun.But whoever is brave enough can't scare them.You see, people like the second master are already smoking their second cigarettes.

In particular, Li Yue hid in the kitchen with a piece of candle to mend his trousers. There was no other clothes to wear here. The altar ate a piece of his trousers, so he had to mend them himself. Fortunately, there were still needles and threads available in this place.

Long San sat on the floor in the back room, glanced at the kitchen from time to time, and stared at Li Yue's buttocks surrounded by a quilt, his eyes seemed to be able to see through the thick quilt to see some indescribable parts below the neck Same.

The second master put out his cigarette, glanced at Long San, who looked like a mouse, and shook his head.

But everyone seems to have forgotten a taboo, that is, you must sleep at night.After the tossing just now, plus the dry bones scratching the wall outside the window, normal people really can't fall asleep again, just like Er Ye, who is not an ordinary person, not only fell asleep, but also snored.

When Brother Dead Face appeared, everyone was taken aback except Second Master.This dead face brother is pretty smart, he only picks on those who haven't slept, and suddenly appears in front of you with a big pale face, and then asks you, "Are you asleep?"

"Blind?" Li Yue rolled his eyes at the dead-faced brother beside him, then manipulated the needle and thread in his hand, skillfully tied a knot, and leaned over to break the thread with his teeth.

The dead face brother who came to harass Li Yue for the first time and was scolded by Long San rubbed his hands aggrievedly, tilted his head and stared at Li Yue with resentment.

Of course, he was not the most wronged, but the dead face brother who came to Long San's side was the most wronged. He was slapped backwards by Long San just after he finished asking the NPC's fixed lines, and then he was slapped. After hearing Long San's scolding, "Sleep your mother sleeps, are you blind or something, who do you think sleeps with eyes open?"

Dead Face: ... Wronged and cowardly, the lines are obviously arranged, he always asks this question, who would have thought that someone would be so righteous without sleeping, and no one would dare to open their eyes so wide with him, How dare you question him like that!

At that time, Long San was staring at Li Yue's accidentally exposed waist, when he was suddenly blocked by Brother Dead Face, it would be strange if he didn't get angry.

Things like Dead Face Brothers appear directly in front of people, unlike those outside the door who can only scratch the wall, I feel that their existence is a little more supernatural.

Brother Zhang Shun hid under the quilt, but Brother Dead Face still appeared in front of him, appearing out of nowhere in his bed, and he was so frightened that his face was whiter than that of Brother Dead Face, and he yelled How many throats.

Lele and Youyou huddled together in a corner, competing with Brother Zhang Shun for the loudest voice.

Li Yue pulled the dead face brother who was in charge of him, and pushed him to the back room, "Wait a minute, I'm wearing pants."

Brother Dead Face: ... Could you please respect me?I'm kind of a ghost.

Li Yue hid in the corner of the kitchen and put on his pants. Long San couldn't see anything and was depressed. He raised his head to meet the dead face brother who was pushed by Li Yue, and he fell down with a punch without saying a word. That's right, it happened to smash back another Dead Face brother who just got up.

Dead Face brothers: ... This ghost is too humble, it's too difficult to be a ghost.