I woke up with an egg

Xie Yun took Di Jun to open a room. There are not many people in the county town, and generally only the center of the city is lively. Other places are deserted after the hotel at night. There are many barbecue stalls on the roadside in the center of the city, because it is summer , Most of the men are shirtless and chatting, with a bottle of cold beer in their hands, drinking directly from the bottle, it's so cool.

Originally, Xie Yun didn't eat anything at night because he was nervous, but now he smelled the aroma of barbecue and realized that he was hungry. He touched his belly and said to Dijun, "Let's go eat barbecue, haven't you eaten yet?"

Dijun turned his head to look at the barbecue stand, and frowned. The environment is not good, because barbecue is sold here all the year round, and there is a layer of black grease on the ground, because it is open air, and these vendors will not prepare trash cans , so there are a lot of dirty napkins on the ground.

Di Jun turned his head, the more he looked at it, the worse he felt. He didn't have a cleanliness fetish, if he had a cleanliness fetish, he would go crazy by now.

Only Xie Yun didn’t feel anything. He has lived here since he was a child, and he is used to all this. When he was in high school, he often came down at midnight to buy barbecue and stewed vegetables. When he grew up in high school, he feels that he can eat every day. Now for three days amount.

"The one in front is delicious, I used to buy it there often." Xie Yun's tone was very nostalgic.

There are also baked gluten and stinky tofu on the roadside.

Seeing Xie Yun's excited look, Di Jun said to Xie Yun: "Then go there and order whatever you want."

Xie Yun grabbed Di Jun's wrist and dragged him to an acquaintance's stall.

The tables and chairs of this kind of roadside stall are very short, with plastic round stools and folded small wooden tables, Di Jun was a little dazed when he sat down.

Xie Yun didn't feel anything at all. He said to Dijun, "What do you like to eat? I'll go get the barbecue. This one is grilled over pure charcoal fire, not deep-fried."

Di Jun: "I can do it."

Xie Yun thought about it, yes, Di Jun had never eaten barbecue, and he probably didn't know what delicious barbecue was, so he picked what he liked.

Xie Yun took the skewers, and also took an eggplant and a crucian carp. The crucian carp has many spines, but the meat is very tender after grilling.

Xie Yun also saw the brain teaser, and after thinking about it, he decided not to take it. After all, there are not many people who can eat brain teases, so as not to scare Di Jun.

"Uncle Jiang, that's enough." Xie Yun handed over the selected skewers.

Uncle Jiang is a middle-aged man with dark skin. Xie Yun feels that Uncle Jiang has not changed much for so many years. Uncle Jiang was like this when he was in high school, and he is still like this now. bake."

Uncle Jiang’s business is actually not good. The seat is poor. Another problem is that their house uses charcoal fire grilling. No other house frying and then grilling is fast. And barbecue, as long as the ingredients are fresh, seasoning They are all similar, nothing more than chili powder and cumin, etc., the taste of each family is similar.

Therefore, unless the barbecue stalls in front are full of people, the guests will generally not come back to eat.

Xie Yun looked at Uncle Jiang and asked, "Uncle Jiang, how is business doing recently?"

Uncle Jiang smiled wryly: "That's it, I won't die of hunger."

The barbecue stall earns a lot of money, but the seat at Uncle Jiang's stall is doomed to not earn much, and he really can't die of hunger.

"I don't expect to earn much." Uncle Jiang looked up at Xie Yun and smiled, because he got closer, Xie Yun realized that Uncle Jiang was really old.

Uncle Jiang is over 40 years old, according to the previous words, his life is not very good.

A few years ago, he and his wife lived separately. He opened a stall here, and his wife worked part-time in the city, earning money to pay the tuition and living expenses of the two children in the family, and saving money.

As a result, after being separated for a long time, people's hearts changed. His wife felt that such a life was like being a widow. She found a man in the city and started a home with him. The neighbors nearby knew that they were husband and wife.

When Uncle Jiang found out, his wife was already pregnant and in labor. Uncle Jiang looked at her, but he didn't say anything in the end. He seemed to have aged ten years overnight, and took his wife to go through the divorce procedures.

Fortunately, the wife also knew that her fault was relatively serious, and said that they had two children, each of them raised one, and she didn't want the family's savings.

It's equivalent to leaving yourself out of the house.

Now Uncle Jiang has a son with him, and his son is about to go to university again. The annual tuition fee is more than 1 yuan, plus 4 yuan a month for living expenses, and daily expenses, at least [-] yuan a year.

Uncle Jiang's barbecue stall can earn about five or six thousand a month, which is considered a good time for business.

In the off-season, it is two or three thousand a month, and in the worst time, it is one or two thousand.

Life is tight, but he can't suffer for the children. Uncle Jiang himself is reluctant to eat and wear. Xie Yun looks at Uncle Jiang's clothes. He wore the same clothes when he was in high school, and it is still the same now. Xie Yun feels a little bit sad.

Sometimes, hard work doesn't pay off equally.

Xie Yun sighed.

For uneducated people, it is not easy to find a way out, and those who can get ahead are rare.

Reading may not necessarily turn you into a profound bachelor, but at least you can get a stepping stone to find a job and get promoted.

Just like the ancients read books, most of them were for the imperial examinations. Reading is a tool to gain fame and fortune.

In addition to compulsory education, modern people study for the purpose of finding a good job after graduation.

Xie Yun looked at Uncle Jiang's white hair on the sideburns, feeling a little unbearable.

"Uncle Jiang." Xie Yun went over and walked to Uncle Jiang, and then he rolled up his sleeves and said to Uncle Jiang, "Go over and sit, I will cook by myself. I have studied cooking for two years, and I haven't done barbecue yet." ,I'll try."

Uncle Jiang and Xie Yun knew each other well, seeing Xie Yun's seriousness, he gave him a seat, and smiled: "If you burn it, you have to finish it."

Xie Yun: "Of course."

He first took the skewers off the charcoal fire, and then asked Uncle Jiang: "Where's the seasoning? I'll adjust it myself."

Uncle Jiang was a little surprised, but he didn't say anything. He took out all the seasonings and asked Xie Yun to mix them himself.

After finishing the seasoning, Xie Yun started grilling skewers. Although he had never grilled skewers, Yi Ya also gave him charcoal grilled meat, and the principle was the same.

Xie Yun turned it over while brushing the oil and seasonings on it. The seasonings were very ordinary, and this was full of the smell of barbecue, so the smell of Xie Yun's roasting was not very obvious, and it had to be close to smell it.

Uncle Jiang's eyes suddenly widened: "This smell, why..."

Why is it different from all barbecues?

However, Uncle Jiang couldn't explain what it was like.

He looked at Xie Yun's side face and the sweat on the tip of Xie Yun's nose. Could it be that this kid really changed his career to be a cook?

Yi Ya's teaching is very strict, even harsh, but Xie Yun is indeed Yi Ya's most proud apprentice. Some talents are born, and it is useless to practice them the day after tomorrow. When learning barbecue, Yi Ya was right Xie Yun is very demanding, the heat and the changes in the meat quality must be counted.

Turn off the fire at the critical point.

If you bake it for a second longer, it will be old, and if you bake it for a second less, it will be raw.

You have to practice to this extent.

So Xie Yun was taken down one by one, not all at once.

So when Xie Yun took down the skewers, Uncle Jiang's expression was dull.

"Try it." Xie Yun handed Uncle Jiang a string of beef.

Beef is the most difficult thing to serve, especially roasting and frying, it is particularly easy to get old, and the beef will bite when it gets old.

Uncle Jiang took a bite dubiously. This bite was not necessary. He covered his mouth almost instantly, as if he was afraid that half of the delicious food in his mouth would leak out. The beef was roasted just right, tender and slippery. Chewy without feeling old or raw.

The oil and seasonings were mixed together, and he felt that his tongue was not his own, and he couldn't help holding his breath while chewing, as if it would make it more delicious.

When he took the last bite, Uncle Jiang's eyes were closed, looking extremely depressed.

"Okay!" Uncle Jiang opened his eyes, looked at Xie Yun carefully, and praised sincerely, "Xiao Xie, you are amazing, I am not as good as you, this street is probably not as good as you, this taste is absolutely amazing! You are born Do this."

Xie Yun said with a smile: "Uncle Jiang, you have to practice depending on the heat. I can't teach you, but I can teach you the seasoning."

Uncle Jiang was stunned, what does Xiao Xie mean by this?Seasoning to teach yourself?Why!

People like him who run their own stalls know the benefits of seasoning best. Now everyone is equally divided, but as long as there is one place that is better than others, it is a new force. The tongue of diners is the most honest. They know whether it is good or not. .

Xiao Xie wants to give himself such a way to make money?

Uncle Jiang quickly refused: "This is no good, this is no good. My business is still good now. This is your thing. I can't take it. You can use it to open a shop yourself, and you will definitely earn a lot."

Xie Yun just smiled: "Uncle Jiang, I'm running a hotel now. It's impossible for the back kitchen of the hotel to cook barbecue every day, and it's far away from here. Teaching you won't affect my business."

Xie Yun knew what Uncle Jiang was worried about.

Sure enough, as soon as these words came out, Uncle Jiang asked hesitantly, "Really?"

Xie Yun: "Really, more real than pearls."

Xie Yun first brought the plate of barbecue in front of Di Jun, and went to the convenience store nearby to get a bottle of white wine.

"You eat first." Xie Yun said with a smile, "I'll talk to Uncle Jiang."

Of course Di Jun would not refuse: "You go."

Di Jun forgot where he saw it, and only remembered what he had seen.

No matter what two people are in love, they must maintain a certain degree of rejection. The shelf life of a relationship is very short. Once you get to know each other, you will either change from love to family relationship, or you will feel that this relationship has become boring, a seven-year itch That's how it came about.

So many people will get married after dating for one or two years, but for those couples who have been in love for more than five years, especially eight years, very few can achieve a positive result. Occasionally, it is not easy for a couple.

So Di Jun is now learning how to get along with the human race.

Uncle Jiang has not been able to recover, he is in this line of work, of course he knows that the most important thing about barbecue is the seasoning. As for the control of the heat, as Xie Yun said, it will never be learned in a while. If you don't have talent, you may never learn it in your life.

"Uncle Jiang." Xie Yun patted Uncle Jiang on the shoulder, "Don't be strangers to me, I remember when I was in high school, even if I didn't bring any money, you would still give me skewers."

When I mentioned the past, Uncle Jiang’s expression became much softer, and he fell into the memory: “Yes, you ate a lot at that time, but it’s not that you didn’t give me money. When did you not make up for it the next day?”

Xie Yun: "Then you treated me to dinner several times."

Uncle Jiang patted Xie Yun on the shoulder: "How much is a few skewers worth?"

Xie Yun nodded: "So this seasoning is not worth a lot of money, Uncle Jiang, look at it, it's best to use the notepad on your phone to write it down. I'll tell you which seasonings you want and what the ratio is."

Before Uncle Jiang could react, Xie Yun had already started. There was no way, Uncle Jiang could only write it down first.

These seasonings are generally cheap, and Xie Yun's combination looks normal. After Xie Yun finished speaking and Uncle Jiang finished memorizing, Xie Yun said: "You come and make it according to the list."

Uncle Jiang did it honestly, and then the two of them dipped a little bit with their fingers, and it often tasted on their lips.

"No problem." Xie Yun said with a smile.

Uncle Jiang heaved a sigh of relief, but quickly reacted, and said to Xie Yun anxiously: "Isn't this just taking advantage of you?"

Seeing Uncle Jiang like this, Xie Yun was afraid that his conscience would be disturbed, so he said, "Then you won't charge me for tonight's barbecue?"

Uncle Jiang was still very sorry: "That's only a few dollars."

Xie Yun: "Uncle Jiang, talking about money is too vulgar."

Uncle Jiang was laughed at by Xie Yun. Just as he was about to say something, a few people came in front of the booth. They were all young people. They looked like high school students, but they were not wearing school uniforms.

Those few were picked at the stall, handed them to Uncle Jiang, and said, "I want three bottles of cold beer."

Uncle Jiang quickly replied: "Okay, you go and sit down."

So Xie Yungong retired, and Uncle Jiang started to work.

Seeing Xie Yun sitting back, Di Jun poured a glass of white wine for Xie Yun. Di Jun looked at Xie Yun, thought for a while, and realized that he had never seen Xie Yun drinking. Whether the drinking power is good or not, he himself is not drunk after a thousand drinks.

Xie Yun took a sip of the wine, quickly stuck out his tongue, panted twice like a puppy, his face wrinkled into a bun: "How high is this?"

Xie Yun picked up the bottle and took a look, it was 63 degrees.

You should know that liquor above 68 degrees is not drinkable. It is not so much alcohol as it is alcohol.

"Don't you think it's spicy?" Xie Yun's face was already red. He is allergic to alcohol. Although he didn't have a rash all over his body, even if he took a sip of alcohol, his face and neck would turn red, so Xie Yun drank alcohol. Generally drink some low-alcohol beer.

It has to be fruit beer.

Seeing Xie Yun's flushed cheeks and watery eyes, Di Jun couldn't help lowering his eyes, and an evil fire suddenly ignited.

"Don't eat." Di Jun stood up with a blank expression on his face, making it hard to see how he was feeling right now.

Xie Yun asked strangely: "What's wrong?"

what happened?

Di Jun raised his eyebrows to look at Xie Yun.

Afraid of wasting money, Xie Yun drank the glass of wine that Di Jun poured for him in one gulp. There seemed to be fire in his eyes, his cheeks were rosy, and his lips were bright red, as if blood was about to drip.

Di Jun's hands trembled slightly. He felt that if Xie Yun touched him at this moment, his whole body would be hot, like the sun.

Di Jun grabbed Xie Yun's arm and directly pulled Xie Yun up. He said calmly, "Go find a hotel."

Xie Yun thought that Di Jun was sleepy, so he nodded and said yes, and said to Uncle Jiang: "Uncle Jiang, you bring me a bag, and I will pack it away."

Uncle Jiang gave the bag to Xie Yun, still very grateful in his tone: "I'll be the host when I'm free, I'll treat you to dinner."

Xie Yun nodded, his mind was a little confused at this time: "Okay."

Then Xie Yun forgot about it, there was no way, it was over 60 degrees, it was too strong for him, and it broke after only one drink.

Xie Yun woke up from the impact, his throat was about to smoke, and his brain was still a little muddled, but fortunately his head didn't hurt, and his vision was not clear, he could only see the figure of the person pressing on him , and the pectoral muscles that are not very clear.

So Xie Yunshun instinctively took a bite of that muscle.

Then it was found that the opponent's impact was more fierce.

The person on the body didn't speak, Xie Yun's muffled hum came out from between his teeth, his expression was a little uncomfortable, and his nails got stuck in the other's flesh.

Xie Yun felt like a leaf drifting with the waves, letting the waves drag her into the vortex.

The other party took his hand and kissed it delicately, as if it was not a man's hand, but a fragrant pig's trotter.

Then the kiss fell to the edge again, Xie Yun couldn't help laughing, there was his itchy flesh.

Now Xie Yun is not completely sober, he thinks he is sober, but when he was in a daze, he thought of what to say, and what he said was the truth, he had a belch in the heavier impact , and then asked with red eyes: "What are you doing?"

Di Jun almost gritted his teeth and said, "Give Xiaodan another brother or sister."

Xie Yun was taken aback and quickly tightened his grip. Di Jun was caught off guard and almost surrendered.

"No!" Xie Yun said in a panic.

Di Jun lowered his head, stopped moving, and pressed his forehead against Xie Yun's. If Xie Yun was awake enough at this moment, he would definitely be able to see the injury in Di Jun's eyes. He asked, "Why not?"

Xie Yun thought of what to say, and said shamelessly: "You have been with Jindan and Xiaodan for a long time, and you will have no time to accompany me if you have another one. If you leave me in the cold, I will let you know What is a green grassland above the head."

Di Jun didn't know why, but he knew that Qingqing Grassland must have no good intentions, but he was still laughed at by Xie Yun's explanation, lying on Xie Yun's body without moving, and said in a mocking tone: "Eating children's jealousy is so righteous, you That's it."

Xie Yun clamped Di Jun's waist with his legs, and stared at him, his peach eyes seemed to have a variety of charms: "Then I will accompany the child every day from now on, you can hug the pillow and shrug."

Shout out the word...

Di Jun spanked Xie Yun's ass.

Of course, hitting and snapping go together.

Xie Yun was so stimulated that tears were secreted from the corners of his eyes. He bit Di Jun's neck and said affectionately: "If you are not a god, I will lock you up for everyone to see." I don't see you."

Di Jun kissed Xie Yun's ear: "You have locked me up."

Xie Yun didn't understand, so he widened his eyes and asked, "When did I lock you up?"

Di Jun: "You put a lock on my heart, locking everyone out except you, didn't you lock me up?"

Xie Yun was taken aback: "Have you eaten honey today? Why is your mouth so sweet?"

Di Jun held Xie Yun's lips: "It can be sweeter."

After dawn, Xie Yun opened his eyes. He looked at the ceiling, and what came to his mind was the appearance of himself using several novel poses yesterday, and telling Di Jun ambitiously that he was going to squeeze him dry.

Xie Yun was almost pissed off by his drunken anger.

It's really shameful...

How can I say anything by myself?

I don't think there is anything wrong with talking or doing things when I'm drunk, but once I'm sober, it's just too embarrassing.

So did he play drunk or not last night?

A hand came over from the side and put an arm around Xie Yun's waist, making Xie Yun stiff for a moment.

The other party also felt it, and rubbed it, as if to soften Xie Yun.

"You were amazing last night." Di Jun's voice was a little hoarse, so hoarse and very sexy, Xie Yun felt like his ears were getting pregnant.

Xie Yun was stunned for two seconds before realizing what Di Jun was saying, so he said without showing any weakness: "I can be even better."

Di Jun burst out laughing: "Really?"

As he said that, he took one of Xie Yun's legs to his waist.

Xie Yun was frightened: "I can't come again! Get up, I'm going home, my parents are still waiting for us to eat."

Di Jun took Xie Yun's shoulder and kissed it: "There is no rush."

Xie Yun rolled his eyes, and was taken under the quilt by Di Jun again.

After being a bachelor for thousands of years, he finally found a lover, and Di Jun never had enough to eat.

There is no way, Xie Yun is a human race after all, even if he has immortal skills, but after a long time, Xie Yun will definitely not be able to bear it halfway.

You can't stop casting spells once you get it, let Xie Yun return to the original state, and then continue, right?

Di Jun whispered in Xie Yun's ear: "You have to practice your ligaments. I used to have a good posture in the book."

Xie Yun gritted his teeth and said, "Why don't you practice yourself?"

Di Jun smiled lowly: "I don't need to practice."

Xie Yun went to pull Di Jun's ear, but Di Jun didn't stop him, but looked at Xie Yun with a smile.

Xie Yun wanted to express that he was very angry, but he was also reluctant to use force on Di Jun, so he could only sigh in the end: "You are arrogant because of favor."

Di Jun: "..."

Why does the word itself sound so strange?

"Hey, hurry up." Xie Yun urged, "I'm in a hurry, can you finish it in half an hour?"

Di Jun grabbed Xie Yun's arm and pressed Xie Yun down.

Very well, Xie Yun stopped talking.

Only then did Di Jun be satisfied.

Xie Yun's crotch was very stiff, and Di Jun felt that Xie Yun really needed to practice the ligaments, otherwise every time he pressed a little, he would cry out pain, his heart ached, and Xie Yun was uncomfortable, so it would be beneficial to practice.

Not long after, Xie Yun got a frightening news.

Di Jun reported Xie Yun to a class - dancing Latin.