I woke up with an egg

I posted it early in the morning, and by the time Xie Yun finished packing and went home, it was already ten o'clock in the morning.

Xie Yun complained to Di Jun while putting on his shoes: "Can't you check the time?"

Di Jun walked over from the bed, with a satiated expression and no emotion at all. He touched Xie Yun's waist with one hand, expressing concern on his face: "Is it sour?"

Xie Yun rolled his eyes inconspicuously: "Why don't I tease you to see."

Di Jun laughed lowly: "Don't even think about it in your life."

"By the way, a meeting gift!" Xie Yun suddenly became anxious, "I need to bring a gift when I meet my parents."

Seeing Xie Yun's eager eyes, Di Jun said slowly, "I was ready before I came."

When Xie Yun thinks about it, the day lily is probably cold.

Xie Yun climbed Dijun's shoulders to go out, they probably will stay in their hometown for a few more days, thanking father and mother for missing their son, and a grandson is here again - although one of the grandsons is rather strange, so Xie Yun definitely can't just stay for one night Walk.

"What did you buy?" Xie Yun was curious.

He felt that Di Jun didn't look like the kind of person who knew what he liked.

Di Jun: "I didn't buy it."

Xie Yun became even more curious. Could it be that Di Jun is still a craftsman and wants to make things by himself?

But if Di Jun didn't say anything, Xie Yun didn't ask any more questions. Anyway, he would know by noon.

The two were walking side by side on the street. The county town was too small. Two handsome men suddenly appeared. Many girls looked at them frankly or shyly. They couldn't move their eyes. Most of the girls were middle and high school students. There is no way, the ready-made is too small, and the jobs are very limited. Those girls who graduated from college are basically looking for jobs in other places. No one wants to go back to their hometown to find a job that costs two to three thousand a month.

They were discussing in whispers whether they should ask for a phone, but even if they couldn't get a phone, a group photo would be fine.

But after all, they were shy, and they didn't act when Xie Yun and Di Jun passed by.

By the time he reacts, his regretful intestines will turn green.

When Xie Mu opened the door and saw Di Jun, her expression was still stiff for a moment.

"Come on, come in and sit down." Mother Xie said this to Di Jun, without even giving her son a look.

Di Jun said to Xie Mu: "Mother-in-law." Quan regarded it as a greeting.

Xie's mother's expression was more complicated, but there was still a smile on her face. Although it was a superficial smile, it looked quite pervasive, but it was still a smile, wasn't it?

Father Xie came out of the kitchen holding Xiaodan and leading Golden Egg. Unlike Mother Xie, Father Xie had already accepted it completely. His smiling face made it easy to see his good mood, even the wrinkles on his face All happy folds.

"Father." Jin Dan shouted at Xie Yun and Di Jun, "Father."

Then Xiao Dan answered: "My brother and I are both very good."

Jindan nodded vigorously.

Xie Yun walked over with a smile, touched Jindan's head first, then Xiaodan's, and then said to Father Xie, "Dad, thank you for your hard work."

Father Xie was elated: "It's not hard, it's not hard, I can take a few more of you."

Xie Yun/Mother Xie: "..."

Don't take it for granted that men have children, okay? !

Father Xie also seemed to realize that he had said the wrong thing. He turned his head and saw his wife's eyes that were as big as copper bells. He lowered his head aggrieved and whispered, "It's okay if you don't give birth."

In fact, Father Xie was very sad. He was prepared. If his son got married and his wife had a baby, he would wait outside the operating room. When his wife took care of his wife, he would take care of his grandson. Give the grandson a bath.

This wish seems impossible to be fulfilled.

"Mom, what's for lunch today?" Xie Yun changed the subject.

Xie's mother also reacted, pulled Xie Yun's wrist and said: "Your mother, I will cook for you today, and I will make pickled fish for you."

Xie Yun: "Okay, my mother's pickled fish is the best. I've been thinking about it outside."

Xie's mother knew that her son was flattering her, but even if she knew, being flattered was still very handsome. She laughed so hard that her teeth came out, and she patted Xie Yun's hand and said, "If you want to eat, I will give it to you." Do."

"Yaojun eats fish mother?" Mother Xie turned to Dijun and asked.

Di Jun, who thought he had nothing to do and could be a wooden man the whole time, was taken aback for a moment, and said without emotion: "It's okay."

Xie Mu breathed a sigh of relief.

Although I know that Di Jun and his son are lovers, this feeling is still very strange.

In front of Di Jun, she couldn't show any respect for her mother-in-law or mother-in-law.

Mother Xie touched the bracelet on her hand. It was originally intended to be given to the daughter-in-law, but the daughter-in-law was of the wrong gender, so forget it.

Xie's mother was busy in the kitchen, Xie Yundijun, Xie's father and Jin Dan sat on the sofa in the living room and watched TV.

Xie Yun didn't pay attention to the TV show, just chatting with Xie's father.

"Your mother told me earlier that she regretted letting you take over the hotel." Father Xie sighed when he said this, and stroked his hair, thinking of his wife's restless state during that time, he was also having a hard time. , "Originally, we have discussed it. If you can't continue, we will sell the hotel."

Father Xie was still a little angry when he thought of this: "Your grandpa and grandma look like that, as long as your mother still reads them."

When a family is together, they will always talk about some parents' short stories. As for whether these parents' short stories are good or bad, it is not certain.

Father Xie: "Do you still remember your second uncle's daughter?"

Xie Yun thought about it carefully. Although he and his mother's relatives are not close, they still have to go there every year, and they all know each other at the same age, so he nodded and asked, "What's wrong?"

Father Xie: "Isn't she a graduate student? She found a classmate to talk about as a friend. A few days ago, she took it home and showed it to her parents. She said she was planning to have the wedding at the end of the year."

Xie Yun didn't understand, so: "Isn't this pretty good?"

You can't get married just because you're still studying, right?

Father Xie sighed: "The man's parents also came with him. The man's hometown is relatively poor. His parents gave birth to four daughters and one son. When they came here, they told your second uncle that they thought the two elders would live with their son. .”

Xie Yun: "Isn't this normal?"

You can't lose your family as soon as things get better, right?Is that still human?

Father Xie shook his head: "People have said that they have no money, so they can't get the bride price."

There is still a custom of betrothal gifts in the local area.

Xie Yun: "And then? It's okay if you can't get the bride price."

Father Xie: "I don't have a house, I'm still studying, I don't have a job, I don't have a bride price, so what's the matter?"

The old god Xie Yun said: "You have enough water to drink."

Father Xie rolled his eyes, the movement of rolling his eyes was exactly the same as that of Xie Yun, and he said with a gritty face: "Don't say such things, this is marrying a daughter, not giving it away."

"There is still a bargaining session over there." Father Xie was a little annoyed, "There is no dowry, but he wants a dowry. Tell me, let the woman buy a car for his son."

Xie Yun also frowned now: "The man can only let the woman buy a car if the man leaves the house, and he doesn't have a house, so why let my cousin buy a car?"

Father Xie also said: "It is said that the son is paid for by the whole family. The money is very expensive. The original words are not like this, but the meaning is this. Then let your cousin not go to graduate school. It costs money to let your cousin Go out and work and earn money to support your family."

Xie Yun was dumbfounded when he heard that: "Is that really what you said?"

Father Xie continued to roll his eyes: "That's what I said."

Xie Yun: "Cousin agrees too?" Can't be so stupid?

Father Xie curled his lips: "Who knows what medicine your cousin took wrongly, it is probably because they were given the ecstasy drug by their family, your second uncle and second aunt are going crazy."

Xie Yun thought silently, if this was his daughter, he would not only go mad with anxiety, but also go mad with anger.

"Don't meddle in other people's affairs." Xie Yun reminded, "It won't do you any good."

Father Xie sighed: "I know, I don't mind my own business, but seeing your cousin's appearance, I will definitely regret it in the future. We are elders... hey!"

The relationship between Xie Yun and his cousin is mediocre, at best they can only be regarded as nodding acquaintances.

The second uncle and the second aunt are both able to endure hardships and earn a lot of money. In addition, they only have one only daughter, so they are always held in their hands and doted on. The cousin's character is also raised to be arrogant.

Xie Yun still remembers being a guest when she was a child. If she brought some snacks or toys, her cousin would grab them more fiercely than the other cousins.

But when she grows up, she is much better, but her personality is basically fixed. She is the kind of person who lives a relatively self-centered life, and once she decides on something, she will not change it.

Father Xie said, "Your second uncle and second aunt want your mother to go and persuade them."

Xie Yun's brows frowned even tighter in an instant: "My cousin and my mother have the same relationship, what's the use of asking my mother to persuade me?"

Father Xie: "It's urgent to go to the doctor, and your cousin was very close to your mother when she was a child. I thought it was just the weekend, and I will accompany your mother back. Since your grandparents left, your mother has been away. I haven't been back either."

Father Xie felt sorry for his wife: "It's good to let her go back and have a look, and your grandparents are gone, so they can't take advantage of our family."

When Father Xie said so, it was basically settled. Father Xie was famous for loving his wife.

"Okay." Xie Yun said, "I'll go there with you when the time comes."

Father Xie laughed: "Okay, I just want to show off my grandson."

It turns out that this is the ultimate goal of Xie's father, because Xie's father has no brothers and sisters, and he can't find anyone to show off. He probably has been holding back his energy since yesterday, and he must find someone to show off. It happened that the second uncle and the second aunt collided. on.

Xie Yun was a little dumbfounded.

"Father." Jin Dan sat on Di Jun's lap, reached for Di Jun's collar, and looked with big pure eyes: "You have red spots on your neck."

Di Jun opened his eyes and said nonsense: "No, you read it wrong."

Jin Dan curled her lips: "My eyesight is fine."

Di Jun pulled his collar away to let Jin Dan see clearly: "Is there any more?"

Jindan: "... gone."

Di Jun patted Jin Dan's head: "Good boy."

Golden egg:"……"

Dad, is it really okay for you to lie to me with a blind eye?

"It's time to eat." Mother Xie came out with the dishes, and Xie Yun hurried into the kitchen to serve the dishes.

Di Jun froze, he didn't know whether he should help, after thinking for a few seconds, he stood up and went to the kitchen.

Xie's mother cooked a table of dishes. She doesn't cook very much now, and let Xie's father do the cooking. According to her, she is too good at cooking, so she can't bring it out for important occasions.

Anyway, Father Xie has no objection, so the matter is settled.

"Try this." Mother Xie put vegetables on the golden egg.

Jin Dan smiled sweetly at Xie Mu: "Thank you grandma."

Xie's mother smiled happily: "Oh, our golden eggs are good. Eat the golden eggs quickly. If you want to eat the golden eggs, just tell grandma, and grandma will make them for you."

Xie Yun: "Mom, the golden egg is big enough to eat by itself, so don't worry too much."

Xie's mother was unhappy, and glared at her son: "I am willing, this is my grandson."

Xie Yun: "..."

He really has nothing to say.

"By the way." Mother Xie turned her head, took out a red envelope from the table beside her and handed it to Di Jun, her smile was complicated, but there was no lack of sincerity in it, "It's your first time to come to our house. It should be given to you, but the surprise I gave me yesterday was too great, so I will make it up today."

The red envelope was neither thin nor thick, and Xie Yun couldn't guess how much it was.

It is a custom to send red envelopes. If the elders are satisfied, they will usually wrap an auspicious number, such as 660 six, or 880 eight.

If you only give two hundred, it means that you are not satisfied with the other party and let the other party retreat.

If no money is given, it means that the family is either poor or desperate.

Di Jun also took out a brocade box from Qiankun in his sleeve, which was wrapped in brocade. The brocade was handwritten by the weaver girl. There were countless kinds of threads buried in it. It glowed in the sun, radiant and beautiful Huan.

Xie's father and Xie's mother were a little silly when they saw such a brocade for the first time.

"A gift for father-in-law and mother-in-law." Di Jun handed it to Xie's mother, "Accept it."

Son-in-law, no, the gift from the daughter-in-law must be accepted regardless of whether it is good or not.

Mother Xie stood up, took the brocade box to the room and put it away.

Di Jun didn't ask any further questions, and started to drink the soup in one gulp.

Xie's mother and Xie's father didn't know what to talk to Di Jun, so after the meal, they just talked to Di Jun a few words, asking Jindan and Xiaodan if they were good in the hotel before.

"Have you bought a house in Qingyun Town? Is the price expensive?" Father Xie asked suddenly.

Xie Yun shook his head: "No, but Yaojun has a house in Dijun."

Father Xie thought for a while: "You can transfer your account first, whose name is the house in?"

Di Jun didn't have an ID card, so the house was of course under Xie Yun's name.

Xie Yun: "Under my name."

Father Xie: "Then you find a time to move the account there, and then get the account of Jindan first."

"The household registration in the imperial capital is very valuable." Father Xie said earnestly, "In the future, the Golden Egg study exam..."

Xie Yun understood: "I know."

"I'm going to let Jindan study in Qingyun Town first, and then send him to the imperial capital after junior high school." Xie Yun has already made plans.

After all, Di Jun has supernatural powers, so it will be very convenient for him to run in both directions.

Father Xie patted Xie Yun on the shoulder: "When I grow up, I will become a father."

Father Xie added: "I still remember when you were young, it was only this long!" Father Xie compared the length.

Xie Yun nodded, and coaxed his father to say: "You will grow up in the blink of an eye, and so will the golden egg in the future."

Father Xie nodded and sighed again.

His grandson is not a human being, so he probably won't be able to embrace his great-grandson.

In the afternoon, the family went for a walk in the park. Dijun played tricks on Xiaodan. In the eyes of outsiders, Xiaodan was just a baby who was just learning to speak. Xie's mother led the golden egg, and Xie's father walked in front with Xiaodan in his arms. , Di Jun and Xie Yun walked behind.

Xie Yun never thought that there would be such a day. Thinking back to when he first had the golden egg, he wished he could put the golden egg back. He couldn't accept that he had a child at all, but now he was a little rejoiced, glad that he had the golden egg. golden egg and small egg.

They are so obedient and cute, if they don't, it will be their own loss.

As for Di Jun... It was purely an accident, and it could be considered a surprise.

"My parents like you very much." Xie Yun whispered while walking side by side with Di Jun.

Di Jun pinched the back of Xie Yun's hand: "How did you see that?"

Xie Yun pursed her lips and smiled: "My mother is very obvious. She has a characteristic. If she doesn't like you, she won't look at your face when she looks at you, but only at your forehead."

This is Mother Xie's little wisdom. If she doesn't like someone and doesn't want to make it too obvious, she just stares at the other person's forehead when she speaks.

In this way, the other party will feel that she is sincere and not perfunctory.

Di Jun: "Your mother is very smart."

Xie Yun was a little proud: "That is, otherwise how could I be so smart."

Di Jun said: "You follow your father."

Xie Yun pinched Di Jun's waist, and Di Jun leaned into Xie Yun's ear and spoke, the hot air hit Xie Yun's ear, and he said: "Go back tonight and teach you a lesson."

Xie Yun scolded softly: "You are full of yellow fuel."

Di Jun chuckled lightly, and held Xie Yun's hand instead of speaking again.

The weather is hot, Xie Yun's hands are sweaty, and he doesn't want to hold hands with Di Jun at all, how sticky is it?

Then as soon as he pulled it on, Xie Yun realized the benefits. Di Jun's hands were very dry, no matter how hot he was, he would not sweat, and he must have used a magic spell. Di Jun's palms were a little cold, so it was very comfortable to pull.

So Xie Yun gave up resisting and just pulled so naturally.

Anyway, there is no one on this side of the park at the moment, so we can wait until there are many people and then separate.

It was a very ordinary day. In the evening, I ate hot pot outside. Father Xie had the courage to drink two glasses of wine, so he and Di Jun got together to drink and chat. Father Xie also talked about Xie Yun's childhood.

"Big head was very stupid when he was a child." This is my own father.

"He wet the bed when he was five!" Dear.

"He didn't know the way when he was a child, and he could get lost in the community."

Father Xie talked endlessly, and as he talked, his eyes turned red: "Big head has been obedient since he was a child. When he was young, his family was poor, and other children had new clothes and shoes during the New Year. He didn't have it, and he never followed him. We've had it, we haven't lost our temper."

Xie Yun: "...Dad, I didn't know that I had to wear new clothes during the Chinese New Year."

Nobody told him that!

Father Xie sniffled: "That's why I say you are stupid."

Xie Yun: "My classmates didn't tell me about it, nor did my friends in the same yard."

Father Xie blushed a little: "I'll ask your class teacher to tell your classmates not to tell you these things. I also went to the parents of those children in the yard."

Xie Yun was suddenly moved.

Although there was no money at home when he was young, his parents loved and cared for him more.

Xie Yun patted the back of Xie's father's hand: "Dad, don't be sad, the family is fine now."

Father Xie nodded and smirked.

He is the same as Xie Yun in this regard, he is not able to drink, unlike Xie's mother, he is simply not drunk after a thousand cups, and he can drink white wine as plain water.

The next day, the family was going to Xie's mother's hometown. Xie's father was very excited and changed into his best set of clothes. Xie's mother was the same, and also put on the warm jade necklace that Di Jun gave them. , The two old ones were eager to go back and show off.

Although Xie father Xie mother is only over 50 years old, but it is already a bit old and young.

This time I didn't go by car, but Di Jun drove.

He didn't know where to get a Hummer, and the driver's license is also available, probably transformed.

Xie's mother and Xie's father sat in the back holding the two children, and Xie Yun sat in the co-pilot.

Xie Yun pulled the rearview mirror, suddenly a little dazed.

At this moment, Xie Yun suddenly felt that even though he and Di Jun were men, and they were not even of the same race, they were a real family, not only had children, but also parents, and he had a career.

Xie Yun suddenly felt that his heart was full.

The corner of the mouth also involuntarily evoked a smile.

Jindan and Xiaodan started to sleep after getting into the car, and Xie Yun also squinted for a while.

Xie's mother's hometown is in the same city. There are three counties and two districts in total. Xie's mother's hometown is Wangxiang County. This county is different from Xie Yun's hometown. With a layer of dust, it always makes people feel that it came from the factory.

There are not many cars on the road. Although Wangxiang County is richer than Xie Yun's hometown, the quality of life is really not as good as Xie Yun's hometown.

"I don't know what Zhang Qian thinks." Seeing that Xie Yun woke up, Xie's mother told him about it, "I haven't seen her for several years, and I can't persuade her to do anything."

Mother Xie: "People who have never been beaten don't know how painful it is, and it's useless to persuade her. She knows it after suffering."

This bitterness is not good, they have now reached the point where they are talking about marriage, and if they are really married, then it is really over.

Xie Yun: "Is she willing to drop out of school and go to work to support her family? Even without a house?"

To be honest, it shouldn't be. Although Zhang Qian is not particularly materialistic, she is not the kind of person who doesn't care about material conditions at all, so she wouldn't be so stupid.

Xie Yun suddenly asked: "Could it be that she is already pregnant?"

It is more likely to pay for the fare after getting on the bus, and Zhang Qian has a good face.

Mother Xie was taken aback: "It's possible, I'll go over and mention it to her mother."

Xie's mother still couldn't understand: "I can fight if I have it, but it hasn't formed yet, and I can't bear to part with it if it is really formed."

Mother Xie looked at her son: "Did you feel anything when you gave birth to the golden egg and the little egg?"

Xie Yun was almost choked to death by his own saliva, gritted his teeth and shook his head quickly: "No, it's impossible, I don't feel anything at all."

Mother Xie waved her hand: "I just came up out of curiosity and asked."

Seeing that Xie's mother didn't speak any more, Xie Yun escaped a catastrophe. Just when he was relieved and was about to get the mineral water bottle, Xie's mother asked in surprise, "Why don't you have another one? I'll wait for you to sit down." Confinement."

Xie Yun: "..."