I woke up with an egg

On the way here, Xie Yun was ready to explain the origin of the golden egg and the little egg.

Xie Yun's idea is very simple, he must kill him and say that the golden egg is a surrogate, but it is definitely his own son.

Compared with suddenly running a hotel that is about to go bankrupt, it is more difficult to meet your parents to confess your sexuality.

It is impossible for him to hide the golden egg and the little egg all his life, so as not to let the two old people succeed.

And he knows his parents. His parents are very traditional parents. Although they don't think that many children and blessings must have a bunch, and they don't think that boys must be girls, but they think that there must be a child, regardless of gender. .

Xie Yun also knew that persuading them was useless, this would not work, the old man had thought this way all his life, and it was impossible to break it in a few words.

Therefore, the existence of Golden Egg and Little Egg can be regarded as Xie Yun's amulet to a certain extent.

Father Xie was still sitting on the ground, looking at Jindan like a fool, seeing Jindan standing there obediently, looking at him with a pair of round eyes. Xie's father was immediately immersed in the excitement of "the son doesn't learn well but the grandson is still very cute".

"What... is his name?" Father Xie got up from the ground, it was obviously the first time he saw the golden egg, but at this moment, he only had this grandson in his eyes, with grandson, son and so on. Lean back.

Jindan's voice still smelled of milk, and she said sweetly, "Grandpa, my name is Xie Yan, and my nickname is Jindan."

Father Xie swallowed, then suddenly realized something, stared at Xie Yun and said, "Come in quickly, are you standing at the door as a door god?"

Xie Yun: "..."

dear father!This is really a dear father!

Father Xie looked at his son, still not angry: "I'll settle the score with you later."

When he looked down at the golden egg, his expression was very kind and kind. He stretched out his hand and asked softly, "Golden egg, come, grandpa hug."

Jindan didn't refuse, grabbed Father Xie's hand and was hugged, Father Xie smiled happily.

The son has grown up, even if he watched him grow up from a young age, he is now a brat. How can there be a cute grandson?

"Did Jindan study?" Father Xie asked while stroking Jindan's head.

Xie Yun quickly said: "Next year, I will be sent to elementary school."

Father Xie frowned: "Where is the household registration registered? It is registered at the woman's house?"

The account issue has not been resolved yet!

Xie Yun quickly said: "Without a woman, I want to keep Jindan's household registration at home."

Father Xie was dumbfounded: "What do you mean without a wife?"

Xie Yun then brought out the surrogate's rhetoric, and what he said was sincere, not like a lie at all.

Father Xie was really angry and scolded: "You think your son is crazy?!"

Jindan was also startled by Father Xie's voice, and shook in Father Xie's arms. Father Xie quickly comforted him: "Don't be afraid, Jindan, grandpa is educating your father, be good."

Father Xie glared at Xie Yun. The grandson is here. In order not to affect his son's father's authority, he can only hold back and teach his son a lesson when his grandson is asleep at night.

Xie Yun smiled awkwardly.

He's the unluckiest one, okay?

Father Xie felt that his son had broken his heart, so he only talked to his grandson.

"What do Jindan like to eat? Grandpa will make it for you at night." Father Xie asked with a smile.

Jin Dan thought for a while: "I want to eat steamed eggs with milk."

Father Xie: "Okay, do you want to eat meat? Grandpa's braised pork is delicious."

Jindan nodded: "I want to eat."

Father Xie looked at Jindan's well-behaved appearance, and the wrinkles on his happy face exuded a happy atmosphere.

The grandpa and grandson chatted with each other as you came and went, looking like a happy family.

At five o'clock in the afternoon, Xie's mother said goodbye to her little sisters. Since she was 40 years old, she has found a new hobby for herself, which is square dancing, but instead of going to the square, she goes to the park to dance. The park is on the mountain. Don't worry about disturbing the people, there are not only dancing but also singing, a group of old men and women and middle-aged men and women exercising.

"Sister Zhang, I think your skin is getting better and better recently." A sister took a serious look when saying goodbye to Xie's mother, and said curiously, "The fine lines around your eyes are gone, and there are also neck lines. , you can’t see it unless you look carefully.”

After finishing speaking, he started to touch Xie's mother's face: "The skin on your face is also good, unlike mine, the skin is loose."

Mother Xie said happily: "Really? My son bought me a set of handmade facial cleanser mask. I have been using it for two years, and I feel that my skin is getting better and better."

"It really is."

"My son has never bought these for me. He always buys clothes for me, and they are all worn by old ladies. I don't care about wearing them out."

"My son thinks I'm dressed as a fairy, it's embarrassing for him!" said a middle-aged woman with dyed red hair and makeup.

"Sister Zhang, ask your son for me, where did you buy the facial cleanser and mask?"

Love of beauty is innate, it has nothing to do with age.

However, when an elderly person dresses up, people will always be told that they are not dignified behind their backs, just like once a woman is over 40 years old, she must face the sky and don't like to dress up.

Xie's mother thought of the things her son gave her, and the group of sisters flattered her, and said proudly: "I don't know, he said that his friend made it himself, and added a lot of medicinal materials in it, which is quite expensive. Go back and ask for you."

"My sister Zhang is lucky, my son is so considerate."

"My son calls me less than twice a month, and often once every three months. He says that he is extremely busy every day. Ms. Zhang's son is working alone in other places, and he still misses his parents. I feel uncomfortable when I think about it. "

"We're all doing well, but luckily we still have a wife."

"That's right, it's miserable if the child is still out of town without his wife. Didn't I meet Yang Zhiguang last time? His son was out of town, and his grandmother died. His son and daughter-in-law didn't mention taking him over, so he raised a dog by himself." Dog, call your son to the dog every day."

"How common, this kind of sea is gone."

The topic was still on Xie's mother, but it was quickly diverted to the current son's failure.

Mother Xie coughed twice: "I have to go back."

The sisters laughed at her: "What are you doing so early when you go back? Lao Xie must still be cooking now."

"Sister Zhang is lucky, her son is promising, and her husband is considerate."

"That's right, the guy in my family never cooks, and he can't cook noodles well. After eating, he just wipes his mouth and leaves. He hasn't even washed the dishes."

Speaking of this, a group of people chatted again.

Most of them are retired employees, and their monthly retirement salary is similar to that of their husbands, but they still have to do housework. If their daughter or daughter-in-law is pregnant or has a baby, they have to take care of them. There must be complaints after a long time. .

"By the way, sister Zhang, has your son made friends yet?" A sister who usually has a normal relationship with Xie's mother suddenly asked.

Mother Xie sighed: "I think, he is still young, let's see what he thinks."

The sister suddenly smiled: "I have a niece who has graduated from college for two years. She is 1.7 meters tall and looks good. This is her photo."

She handed the phone to Mother Xie. The girl in the photo smiled brightly. In all fairness, she was indeed pretty.

The sister said, "Why don't you let the two of them meet?"

Mother Xie's friends all know that her son is capable now. It's common for mothers to show off their sons. Mother Xie will occasionally show off inadvertently, such as how filial, handsome, and capable her son is.

These women who have nothing to do and love to be matchmakers are thinking about it.

They are quite kind, and it must be a good thing if the two young ones can succeed.

It doesn't matter if it doesn't work, it's normal to have no eye contact.

Mother Xie shook her head and sighed: "He is busy with his career now, and he hasn't been home for two years. If it really happens, it will delay others. Let's talk about it when his career stabilizes."

This is also the reason, the sisters said with a smile: "It also depends on fate."

After saying goodbye to all the sisters, Mother Xie took the bus home. Fortunately, although there were not many buses in the small county, they were not crowded at all. She found a seat and sat down, just like that. Back to the community.

As soon as she walked to the door, Xie's mother smelled the aroma of braised pork. She was a little curious, what's wrong with Lao Xie?The couple usually spend their days frying vegetables and making soup, and are too lazy to make stews.

Mother Xie picked up the key and opened the door, and saw Xie Yun and Jin Dan sitting in the living room at a glance.

"Big head!" Xie's mother rushed in, Xie Yun also stood up and hugged her own mother.

Jin Dan also looked outside at his grandma.

"Mom." Xie Yun turned his head, a little embarrassed, "I don't have a big head now."

When Xie Yun was a child, he ate little, had poor nutrition, and his head was much bigger than his body, so Xie's mother gave him the nickname "Big Head". It was only after he went to the hospital to drink Chinese medicine that Xie Yun gradually gained an appetite and grew up. up.

Xie Mu glared: "The name Datou is so cute."

Xie Yun disarmed and surrendered.

"Whose child is this?" Mother Xie pulled Xie Yun to sit down, not caring about her husband at all.

Xie Yun said to the golden egg, "Call someone."

Golden Egg: "Grandma."

The smile on Xie Mu's face froze.

Xie Yun: "This is my son."

He also emphasized one point: "My dear."

Mother Xie took a deep breath, and silently said to herself: You must give your son face, you must give your son face.

Jindan took Xie's mother's hand and looked at Xie's mother pitifully: "Grandma, my name is Xie Yan, and my nickname is Jindan. Dad said that grandma will love me."

Mother Xie hugged Jindan and kissed the top of Jindan's head, her eyes were still moist: "Jindan looks so good, good boy, grandma loves you."

Jin Dan also said: "Grandma, don't scold Dad, Grandpa has already beaten Dad."

Xie Yun was distraught, and was beaten by Lao Tzu in front of his son, losing all face.

Xie Mu looked at her son and scolded: "Yes!"

Jin Dan tugged at Xie Mu's clothes and shook her head: "Father is very nice."

Xie Yun glared at his son again.

As for whether this grandson is a relative, Mother Xie knew it well, and it was impossible for her son to deceive her with this.

I just don't know where my wife is.

Xie's mother thought a lot, and her head was as big as a bucket. Forget it, let her son explain himself and confess himself.

So Mother Xie put her focus on her grandson, even asking how many bowls of rice Jindan ate every day.

The family sat down around a table to eat, Xie Yun was ignored by his parents, Xie's father and mother put their minds on Jindan, and kept adding food to Jindan, Jindan's cheeks were bulging .

After dinner, Jindan started to feel sleepy. After all, he had been in the car for so long and walked a lot today, so he just curled up in Xie Yun's arms and dozed off.

Xie Yun took the golden egg to his room. The sheets and quilts were all clean. This is Xie's mother's habit. Even if Xie Yun is not at home, he will tidy up his room so that his son can live in it when he comes back.

A loving heart.

But after seeing the golden egg, the love for the son must retreat and become the love for the grandson.

When Xie Yun came out of the room, there was a tough battle to fight.

Mother Xie had already cleaned up the table, and she was not in a hurry to wash the dishes, she just said to Xie Yun, "Tell me, what's going on?"

"It's like this, the golden egg is a surrogate child." Xie Yun wanted to slap himself when he said this, but he couldn't say whether the golden egg was born by himself or from the armpit, right?

Mother Xie frowned: "Surrogate?"

Xie Yun bit the bullet and said, "It's me who pays for a baby."

Mother Xie's eyes widened: "You, how could you do such a thing? I want a grandson, why do I want a grandson, I want a daughter-in-law!"

"I want to see you have a family!" Mother Xie covered her chest, looking breathless, "Do you think that we two old ones just want to see you have a son?"

Xie mother beat her chest angrily.

"Also, you became a surrogate at the age of 19?" Mother Xie realized something was wrong, "The child is at least five years old, right? You are a surrogate at the age of 19, where did you get the money? Surrogacy is not cheap, right?"

Xie Yun: "..." He really can't lie!

Mother Xie narrowed her eyes slightly: "Tell me, what is going on with the child, as long as you speak decently, I will not make it difficult for you."

Xie Yun didn't even know how his own mother suddenly became so smart.

Xie Yun lowered his head and said in a muffled voice: "Jindan is indeed my child, I can go and do a paternity test with him, but his mother...I..."

Xie Mu: "You don't want to say?"

Xie's mother thought about it carefully. The 19-year-old child should have been conceived by the woman when Xie Yun was.

Xie Yun is in the third year of high school.

"Is that Yan Lin from your third class?" Mother Xie sighed, "That girl is pretty good, did you dump her, or did she dump you?"

Xie Yun: "Huh?"

Mother Xie pointed to Xie Yun and said, "Don't play dumb, you have a good relationship with Yan Lin since high school."

Xie Yun was actually very popular when he was in high school. Girls were willing to make friends with him, but no one fell in love with him. He didn’t have this idea himself. He wanted to study hard and go to a good university. Girls also got along with him for a long time It turned out he wasn't the right guy to be a boyfriend.

Only Yan Lin, who was drunk when he graduated from high school, hugged him and cried a lot.

The girl's youthful crush came to a successful conclusion on the last night of high school.

Of course, the news spread. Mother Xie also found out when she was chatting with her friends. She really likes Yan Lin. She has good grades and is not bad looking. She was the monitor of the class when she was in school.

After all, Mother Xie knew that this was the only girl who was close to Xie Yun.

"Mom." Xie Yun was helpless, "It's not her."

Xie's mother: "Who is that? Let me tell you, you can't let people give birth to all their children and not marry them. You don't know how difficult it is for a woman to have children. If she is willing to give birth to you, that's because I love you so badly." !"

Only the mother knows the hardships of being pregnant for ten months. Her whole body is swollen, she can't eat, the reaction is getting worse, and her feet are swollen like steamed buns.

Stretch marks on belly after childbirth.

"Big head." Xie's mother's voice instantly became old, "Mom doesn't ask you to have great abilities, you have to have a conscience."

Xie Yun was so sad that she was about to cry, and quickly said: "I know, but Mom, I really have not let others down."

Now Xie Yun couldn't even get out of the closet.

Just when Xie Yun was in a dilemma and lowered his head not knowing what to do, there was a knock on the door.

Father Xie stood up and said strangely, "Who is here so late."

He walked to the door, looked at the cat's eyes first, and found that it was a man he didn't know, then raised his voice and asked, "Who is it? What are you here for?"

The people outside said: "I am Xie Yun's friend."

Father Xie turned to look at his son, Xie Yun heard Di Jun's voice, his mind went blank for a moment, and he said with a wooden face, "Dad, he is my friend, let him in."

Father Xie opened the door.

The two older ones should be more careful. Nowadays, people who burglarize and rob are getting more and more courageous. Cases of theft and homicide are emerging one after another. Father Xie feels that it is a pity for his life to be careful.

The man who walked in from the door made Mother Xie's eyes light up.

In the eyes of women, a man like Di Jun is perfect if he only looks at his appearance.

Everyone has their own aesthetics, what you think is handsome may not necessarily be handsome to me, but everyone who sees Di Jun will unanimously think Di Jun is handsome.

Sometimes the handsomeness of a person does not depend entirely on his face, but also on his momentum and figure.

The face, temperament and figure, the three together, are directly invincible.

Xie Yun didn't even dare to look at Di Jun.

What should I do now?

Di Jun clasped his fists to Father Xie and bowed: "My son-in-law has met his father-in-law."

Turning to Xie Mu again: "I have seen my mother-in-law."

The two old men were dumbfounded, feeling that a thunderstorm was falling from the sky, and they were going to smash them to pieces. They couldn't say a word for a while, one stood and the other sat, dumbfounded, with their mouths slightly open, with a look of "Is it right?" Have some auditory hallucinations?" expression.

Di Jun didn't notice it, and fired thunder one by one: "I have made a private appointment with Xie Yun for life."

Thank you father/mother/Xie Yun: "..."

Di Jun: "The golden egg is Xie Yun and I's child."

After finishing speaking, he used his sleeves to take out the little egg: "This is the second son of me and Xie Yun."

Seeing Xie Yun, Xiaodan quickly jumped into Xie Yun's arms and shouted: "Father! Why did you only take my brother back to my hometown and not me? Don't you love me?"

Xie Yun didn't dare to speak, not a single word.

Mother Xie: "Old Xie, pinch me, I'm dreaming, right?"

Father Xie: "Old Zhang, pinch me first."

The two old men pinched each other to make sure that neither they nor the other was dreaming, then turned their heads to look at Di Jun, and at the little egg held in Xie Yun's arms.

The two elders thought at the same time: Why can't I faint now?

Xie Yun didn't dare to directly say that Di Jun is a three-legged Golden Crow. Di Jun mentioned to him before that he is still under the jurisdiction of heaven, so he can't directly identify his identity, so he can only whisper: "Parents, he is I love people."

Xie Yun lowered his voice: "He is a god, the golden egg and the little egg... were born by me."

What a shame! !

Xie Yun was going crazy, saying in front of his parents that the child was born by a young man like himself, this feeling is so shameful, exciting, and painful.

Mother Xie: "...Am I crazy, or are you crazy?"

Father Xie took a deep breath and held his lover's hand: "Steady."

They still don't want to believe it until now. Let two atheists believe that there are gods in this world and that men can have children. What a painful realization!

However, Di Jun stretched out a hand and waved lightly at Xie's mother and father.

Xie's mother and Xie's father suddenly closed their eyes, and countless words and pictures appeared in their minds.

Di Jun can't say it directly, but he has other methods.

When Xie Mu and the others opened their eyes and looked up again, they were not disbelieving, but frightened.

"You, what do you like about my son?" Father Xie was about to cry, "I'll let him change it!"

Xie Yun coughed and disobeyed his father: "Dad, I have been with him for more than a year, and we have two children, and we will not be separated."

Father Xie: "I don't care!"

After shouting thank you father, I started to cry.

Mother Xie just sat there, and after a few minutes, she stood up and looked directly at Di Jun, without bending over because of Di Jun's aura, she asked Di Jun seriously: "Are you sincere to my son? "

Di Jun said seriously and respectfully: "Of course, otherwise I wouldn't be here at this moment."

Xie Mu nodded: "I see."

"The golden egg is sleeping in the room, you two go out and open the room, give me the little egg, I will let him sleep with his brother."

After saying this, Xie's mother took Xiaodan from Xie Yun's arms, Xie Yun dared to refuse, and quickly handed Xiaodan out.

Xie's father was stunned by Xie's mother's actions, and stared, as if Xie's mother was a spy who betrayed the revolution.

Di Jun said to Xie's mother: "Tomorrow I will formally pay a visit."

Xie Yun said to Xie's mother: "Mom, then I'll go first."

Xie Mu: "Go."

When the two people really left, Father Xie looked at his wife and accused him with grief and indignation: "How can my son fall in love with a man?"

Mother Xie: "Then your son is also amazing. If he falls in love with a man, that man is a god, and he is the most high-end."

Father Xie: "..." Wife, who are you facing?

"I just thought about it carefully, our son won't suffer." Mother Xie calculated very shrewdly, "Although he is better than our son, but now they have two children, even if they break up, the children will be filial to the big head. "

"Besides, with him here, our son might become a god." Mother Xie's eyes burst into light, "Don't be so narrow-minded."

Xie Mu patted her husband's dog's head: "The son has the good fortune of a son, and now our grandson also has it, and the daughter-in-law... also has it, so it is considered complete."

Xie father sniffed, what my wife said makes sense.

The author has something to say: Thank you father: I tm blew up my wife!

ps: Mother Xie is a shrewd middle-aged woman. She doesn't have much wisdom.

It was her stupidity to let her son receive the inheritance, but when facing her son's lover, she was shrewd.

Father Xie is a slightly cowardly middle-aged man who listens to his wife more (and sometimes confronts her.)

Nobody is perfect.