I woke up with an egg

Huang Yuan is a real magician, although he always says that he is an alchemist.

When he lived to be in his 60s, he relied on the skills handed down from his ancestors to earn his current family business. When he gets old, he doesn't want to run around, so he has chosen a boss, and he doesn't plan to move.

When the Xu family had an accident, Huang Yuan thought it was just his spell that had failed. After all, this spell could protect the Xu family for at least another ten years.

On Qingyun Mountain, there must be people who study magic like me.

After Huang Yuan explained the family affairs to his son, he set off for the hotel halfway up the mountain.

His son still couldn't understand, so he asked him innocently with an old face: "The Xu family has collapsed, why don't we change it?"

Huang Yuan really has nothing to do with his stupid son. He wished he could break his head with the cane he used to pretend to see if it contained brains or shit, but he still had to endure it and said: "If the other party compares If I am strong, then I will go to the attached primary school to do a low worship on the top of the mountain. If I am weaker than me, I will go and conquer them, so that no one will come out to make trouble after doing things. It is better not to grow your brain if you have a brain."

The son said inexplicably: "What are you doing on other people's land? It doesn't matter whether others are stronger or weaker than us. They live up to theirs and we live up to ours. If the Xu family can't do it, we can change."

"Forget it, forget it, I can't tell you clearly." Huang Yuan prepared the money, wore an old suit, and set off without any luggage.

His son was still holding his grandson and watching him at the door, both father and son looked confused.

Huang Yuan felt that he was wise all his life, but his son and grandson didn't seem like his own kind.

He took the bus to catch the train all the way to the foot of Qingyun Mountain, looked at the tower above his head, and strode up the mountain.

When Huang Yuan went up the mountain, there happened to be an old couple also going up the mountain, and the three of them walked together. The old couple saw that Huang Yuan was so old, but they didn't feel tired after climbing the mountain, so they chatted with Huang Yuan.

"The two of us are old, and we can't sleep well at night, and we will be woken up by the slightest sound. I heard that the hotel on the mountainside has good feng shui, and we, the old man and the old lady, can sleep well, so we went all the way to live here." It was quite tough, and he talked to Huang Yuan with a smile.

Huang Yuan looked like a fairy: "I also heard that the hotel has good Feng Shui."

The old man chuckled: "As I get older, I really become superstitious. I didn't believe in this before, but now I do."

Huang Yuan: "Science can't solve everything."

On the way up the mountain, Huang Yuan felt that his heart was at a loss. This hotel must have his own peers, but this peer may not be stronger than himself. Otherwise, why is this hotel not as popular as Xu's?

When standing at the entrance of the hotel, Huang Yuan didn't rush in, but found a relatively high place to wait for his breath. Anyway, he had real skills. He watched it for more than three hours, and his head became dizzy.

No, with such a good feng shui orientation, even if there is no one to help, it won't be a small business.

Just as Huang Yuan was standing there in a daze, he suddenly saw a person walking out from the hotel entrance.

It was a girl who seemed to be in the prime of her youth. She was not too old, and her face was still childish, but she looked good. At least Huang Yuan thought she was well-informed. This was the first time she saw her. A girl with such delicate and clean eyebrows.

"Hu Niu, remember to buy a chicken back!" someone shouted from the hotel.

Hu Niu rolled her eyes: "Understood, let me bring things every time I go down the mountain, this is the last time!"

It turned out that this girl was called Hu Niu, Huang Yuan wrinkled his nose, who has such a style to name such a good-looking girl.

But... Judging by her appearance, she should be easy to get in touch with. He should first inquire about it from the side.

Hu Niu was not difficult to approach. He pretended to ask for directions, and Hu Niu said that she would take him up the mountain together, and he asked all the necessary questions when climbing the mountain, but Hu Niu didn't say much.

Huang Yuan didn't think such a little girl had the ability to open her eyes and tell nonsense. Either she didn't know much, or she was very smart and knew what to say and what not to say.

This made Huang Yuan even more curious.

There are very few sorcerers in China now, and most of them are bluffing and deceiving. As for those who are really capable, they either pretend that they don't know anything and live the lives of ordinary people, or they are won over by some top people.

Huang Yuan didn't want to get involved in the matters above, he just wanted to live a rich life.

If there is really an expert in this hotel, it doesn't make sense. What kind of money can such a small hotel make?

If an expert is not for money, what else can he do for it?

Huang Yuan thought about it, but he didn't think clearly.

In the next few days, he stayed in the hotel, and occasionally asked Hu Niu, and spent more time wandering around to see if there was anything strange, and he could always find some clues.

But what surprised Huang Yuan was that after staying in the hotel for so many days, he didn't even see the boss.

Could it be... the boss is that expert?

It seems to be true, since the owner took over the hotel, the hotel has begun to change.

It seemed that he had to deal with the boss.

Xie Yun was having a meeting, and Yi Ya disliked him. Although Di Jun said that Yi Ya was busy with the kitchen, when Yi Ya brought Li Xuan out, Xie Yun would not have to cook in the future.

It's just that Xie Yun is very idle, Di Jun has been away for a while, and has been pestered by Jindan and Xiaodan these days, Xie Yun couldn't find anything to do, so he ran to the kitchen to help.

Li Xuan was worse than Xie Yun, Yi Ya felt that Li Xuan was so stupid that he couldn't remember a single point.

Li Xuan, who has been scolded for several months, is used to it.

He also has to admit that Yi Ya is really awesome, with the same seasoning and ingredients, what he makes is better than what he makes.

Now the mouths of diners are being teased by Yi Ya. Many people live in Qingyun Town at the foot of the mountain.

"It's hard to be a human being, and it's even harder to be a person who can cook and be called a dog by the teacher." Li Xuan couldn't help complaining while kneading dough with Xie Yun.

Seeing Li Xuan like this, Xie Yun knew that Li Xuan was the same as himself at the beginning, and comforted him: "Just get used to it. When you leave the teacher, the hardship you suffer now will be the benefit in the future."

Li Xuan sighed: "I know, even this is too bitter. I still have to bring tea and water to the teacher, and I have to rub my legs. If it wasn't for the air conditioner, I guess I would have to fan him. How can this be an apprentice? She's just a little girl."

"I don't have such a rough-skinned little maid like you." Yi Ya sneered, "Look at Xie Yun, and then look at you, do you know where I am? You are the worst I have ever brought apprentice."

Li Xuan retorted: "You have only brought two apprentices."

Xie Yun patted Li Xuan on the shoulder, and Yi Ya was just like the teacher when he was studying, encouraging Li Xuan with such words.

Anyway, every time the teacher leads a class of students, he will say that it is the worst class he leads. Xie Yun understands these routines.

After kneading the noodles, Xie Yun went to chop the noodles. This morning's breakfast was sliced ​​noodles, and the noodles were the protagonist. He kneaded the noodles all morning, and the noodles were very chewy, and the thickness of the slices was moderate, because Li Xuan didn't have this skill yet. , so I can only learn Yi Ya Tiao Bowl.

The noodles are boiled with big bone broth, and the bones with meat are used. They are stewed overnight on low heat, and kelp is also added, which is very delicious.

Xie Yun felt hungry after smelling it.

After the noodles were cooked, Xie Yun also brought a bowl to the restaurant to eat with the customers.

The side dishes are cold cucumber and pickled mustard. Although they are side dishes, they are also made by Yi Ya himself. Xie Yun also went to make two dishes for himself.

Xie Yun's butt was placed on the stool, and an old man with a long gray beard sat opposite him.

Just as Xie Yun took a bite of noodles, when he looked up, he found that the old man was staring at him without blinking. His eyes were so piercing that Xie Yun got goosebumps all over his body from being stared at.

"Old man, what's the matter?" Xie Yun swallowed his face and asked inexplicably.

Huang Yuan stroked his beard, and the old god said, "You are the owner of the hotel, right? My surname is Huang, and my name is Huang Yuan."

Xie Yun still didn't understand, so: "Grandpa Huang, what's the matter with you?"

"It's like this. I stayed in the hotel for a few days, and found that as long as I stay in the hotel, even people with insomnia and anxiety can sleep until dawn." Huang Yuan's face was wrinkled and loving. Looking at Xie Yun, people who didn't know thought Xie Yun was Huang Yuan's grandson.

Although Huang Yuan has never been so kind to his own grandson.

Seeing that Xie Yun didn't answer, Huang Yuan said to himself, "These probably aren't the effects that can be achieved by incense and drugs, even if melatonin is used too much, drug resistance will develop, how did the boss do it? "

He focused on observing Xie Yun's expression, trying to find the clues he wanted from Xie Yun's expression.

Xie Yun looked up at the old man in front of him: "What do you want to say? Don't play charades with me."

"It's like this." Huang Yuan smiled and said with ease, "I also have a certain amount of research on Feng Shui, so I can see that there must be an expert in this hotel, so I want to talk to an expert."

Xie Yun stared at his bowl of noodles, with the smell of noodles on the tip of his nose.

Seeing that Xie Yun didn't speak, Huang Yuan was even more convinced that Xie Yun was that expert.

He made up his mind that he must find out the depth of Xie Yun.

"Boss." Qian Duo sat across from Xie Yun with his own bowl, and turned to see Huang Yuan sitting next to him.

Huang Yuan was stunned, he didn't feel the evil spirit outside the hotel at all.

But the young man sitting next to him is indeed a monster, and the monster aura sitting next to him is almost soaring.

Xie Yun also found out that the old man might have come to find fault.

The visitor is not good.

Huang Yuan swallowed. Although the monster next to him looked immature, it was the first time he had seen the demonic aura on his body. Just as Huang Yuan was about to speak, he saw two more people approaching the restaurant.

Qiu Dayong and Chen Yunshan have been living in the hotel now, and Chen Yunshan has always wanted to join Xie Yun's side and show more affection, but unfortunately he has never found a chance, so he can only pay to live in the hotel by himself.

Qiu Dayong is lucky, he can still be a mascot at least, although he will be squeezed out by Baiju occasionally, but he still has a good time.

Huang Yuan's eyes almost fell out.

What's the matter with this hotel?

Is it a monster den?

They are also some unstoppable monsters.

Qian Duo couldn't tell who Huang Yuan was, he thought he was an ordinary old man, and asked, "Did I bump into you? I'll sit beside you."

Huang Yuan was so frightened that his three souls came out of his body, oh my god, what the hell is he looking at?

Just when Huang Yuan was about to sneak out, Hu Niu and Hu Da also came out for dinner.

Huang Yuan happened to see it when he turned his head, and was immediately taken aback by Hu Niu's demonic aura.

Impossible, I have been close to Hu Niu, how could she suddenly become a monster.

"Old Huang." Hu Niu walked to Huang Yuan's side, put her hand on Huang Yuan's shoulder, with a smile on her face, Hu Niu had never smiled like this before, her smile now was more like a sinister smile, showing a smile Zhang ferocious fox face.

Huang Yuan didn't hang up in one breath, and passed out. Hu Dayan quickly helped Huang Yuan up, and while no one was paying attention, he put Huang Yuan's hand on his shoulder and helped him out.

Xie Yun was also taken aback by Hu Niu's face change...it was really a little scary.

But Xie Yun wasn't angry either, he felt that he knew Hu Niu better, she shouldn't be okay to scare people, even scaring an old man, there must be some reason.

"Tell me, why is it scary?" Xie Yun and Hu Niu walked to the end of the corridor, and now there were only the two of them, the balcony was not covered, and it was already very cold, Xie Yun was a mortal, sneezed, and hugged his own arm.

Hu Niu said seriously: "The old man followed me when I went down the mountain, and pretended to be lost to ask me for directions. I think he must be inquiring about something. I suspected that he might be here to catch a demon. "

"A celestial master?" Xie Yun was taken aback, he thought that a celestial master was a job only in TV dramas.

Hu Niu shook her head: "I don't think so. If he was a celestial master, he wouldn't be fainted by the nest just now, but wanted to arrest me."

Xie Yunmeng circled: "Then why is he here?"

Hu Niu: "Just ask and you will know. I will ask clearly. You don't need to worry about the boss. I still have a way to deal with ordinary people."

Xie Yun coughed lightly: "Mr. Huang is so old, you should be gentle when you ask."

Hu Niu grinned: "I know, I definitely won't let you worry about it."

When Hu Niu left, Xie Yun was still telling her, "Take it easy!"

Hu Niu: "Got it!"

Chen Yunshan was complaining to Qiu Dayong: "There is news from my hometown, saying that they are going to join me."

Qiu Dayong was taken aback: "No way, my family hasn't told me about it yet."

Qiu Dayong muttered in a low voice: "There are so many skunks. Will the boss break my legs after leaving them in the hotel?"

Chen Yunshan nodded: "That's right, with so many pheasants coming, they can't be kept in the garden."

The two poor monsters looked at each other with miserable expressions.

Chen Yunshan said: "Otherwise, I will tell the boss to let my clansmen come to the hotel as waiters without salary, and sleep in the mountains at night, just so that they can stay near the hotel so that they can practice."

Qiu Dayong was still a little worried: "How many people in your clan?"

Chen Yunshan: "360 four."

Qiu Dayong: "Have you seen any hotel with 360 four waiters?"

Chen Yunshan sighed, with a very dazed expression on his face. He stayed in the hotel every day, crowing in the morning, and had to pay for the hotel.

But his clan doesn't have much money, and their clan has never been integrated into the human race, but...

"I don't have money, but I do have jewelry and gold." The light bulb on Chen Yunshan's head suddenly lit up, "It doesn't matter if you can't be a waiter, we can take these things out, they should be quite valuable."

Qiu Dayong was surprised: "You guys still have gold, silver and jewelry, awesome, I underestimated you pheasants."

Chen Yunshan raised her head proudly: "Just say you are stupid."

Qiu Dayong said sharply: "You are the only one who is smart."

Chen Yunshan is complacent.

So the sad one became Qiu Dayong.

Their race doesn't have much money.

When Huang Yun woke up, he found that he was lying on the bed in his own room. The room was filled with evil spirits, which made him shudder, and his brain, which had become dull due to fainting, finally began to function slowly.

This must be a den of monsters, maybe the boss is just a puppet of monsters, tricking people into it, and then getting them to eat.

As for why no one found out, it was of course because monsters would definitely not leave traces, and they only hunted single travelers.

"Are you awake?" Hu Niu sat on the edge of the bed with a cup of tea, and stretched out her hands to help Huang Yun sit up.

Huang Yun knew that he had no choice but to take the cup of tea, leaning on the head of the bed and asking, "Miss Hu, what is your real body?"

Hu Niu smiled slightly, charming and charming: "Tianshi Guess."

Huang Yun half closed his eyes: "Fox spirit, I just don't know how many tails it is."

Hu Niu smiled and said, "Three tails."

Huang Yun nodded: "Thousands of years ago, Sanwei was a little monster, but now, he is already a big monster."

Hu Niu seemed a little shy: "Don't dare to be, don't dare to be, it's not a big monster, it's just a tiny little monster."

"Since you're a vixen, Ms. Hu must know that once you take human life, you won't be able to attain enlightenment." Huang Yun coughed, and his sallow face began to turn pale.

Hu Niu asked without answering, "Why did the Heavenly Master come here?"

Huang Yun's expression was stiff: "I originally thought that there was an expert in the hotel who came here to pay homage to the mountain."

"It's a mess, right?" Hu Niu mercilessly exposed him.

Huang Yun instantly felt embarrassed, it didn't feel good to be exposed.

"How many other people like you do Tianshi know?" Hu Niu smiled.

Huang Yun looked at the seemingly young girl in front of him. It would take at least hundreds of years for a fox demon to cultivate three tails. Although she is a woman, it would take at least hundreds of years. Few thousand-year fox spirits can cultivate nine tails. If you have six tails, you are lucky. It's bursting.

"May I ask Miss Hu, how many years have you practiced?" Huang Yun looked at Hu Niu.

Hu Niu didn't care at all and said, "I am."

Huang Yun: "Hehe."

Hu Niu's eyes sparkled: "Is it true that the Heavenly Master didn't say anything?"

Huang Yun: "Say what?"

Hu Niu smiled lowly: "Speaking of a celestial master like you, how much do you know?"

Huang Yun shook his head with a smile: "We don't have much experience in this line of work, and I'm not a celestial master, just a useless alchemist."

Hu Niu patted Huang Yun's shoulder: "Tianshi, why did you come here and what are you going to do here, you'd better explain it to me clearly, you know I'm Sanwei, and you know that I kill people to eat, so you should know that you are hiding it from me." There is no benefit, don't you worry, did I eat your family too? Eat the whole family clean, leaving no meat left."

Huang Yun took a deep breath and tried his best to calm down: "We cultivators don't have any family members."

Hu Niu's face suddenly moved closer, staring intently at Huang Yun's eyes: "Tianshi Guess if I believe what you said?"

Huang Yun: "I don't know if Miss Hu believes it or not."

Hu Niu: "Of course I don't believe it, but does the Heavenly Master believe that I can eat your family?"

Huang Yun swallowed. He thought of his stupid son and grandson. Fortunately, his wife died early, and his daughter-in-law divorced his son.

"Tianshi." Hu Niu's voice was a little impatient, "Have you thought about it yet?"

Huang Yun came back to his senses, and finally bowed his head: "I'm a magician, and I earn some hard money by working for the rich, but recently something happened to the Xu family I worked for, but I've already set up a magic trick." Altar, I also saw the feng shui of their ancestral tombs, at least it can guarantee smooth sailing for ten years, I think some experts in the hotel broke my method."

Hu Niu applauded and said, "Tianshi guessed right, but that expert is not in the hotel anymore."

Huang Yun's eyes widened: "Who is that expert? Is it a human or a demon?"

Hu Niu: "How can a celestial master only think of humans and monsters? Which celestial master has the ability to subdue so many monsters in a hotel? If it is a demon, how can he open a hotel openly?"

She said, "Why doesn't the celestial master stop guessing?"

Huang Yun tremblingly asked: "Yes, is it a fairy?"

Hu Niu smiled but didn't answer.

Huang Yun's hands were trembling constantly: "Really, are there gods?"

Just when Huang Yun was swaying left and right like a candle in the wind, Xie Yun pushed open the door of the room. He was mainly afraid that Hu Niu would scare him to death. He was so old that he shouldn't be able to stand it. scare.

Xie Yun walked in, and was about to ask Huang Yun if he was feeling better.

As a result, as soon as he got to the bed, Huang Yun lifted the quilt, fell off the bed resolutely, hugged Xie Yun's leg, and shouted very sincerely: "Boss! From today on, I will work hard for you! "

Xie Yun was dumbfounded: "Huh?"

Others were shocked, attracting a group of Zheng Huazhengmao young boys and girls.

Before his tiger body shook, he attracted an old man with a white beard?

The author has something to say: Huang Yun: I'm not bragging, I know a lot about tm!