I woke up with an egg

Huang Yuan stayed in the hotel with a sullen face.

Xie Yun asked him desperately: "Why do you have to stay?"

At such an old age, what can I do for him?Do you want to give him a pension?

In order to be able to stay, Huang Yuan vowed: "Boss, don't look at my old face, I know a lot."

Xie Yun looked confused: "What can you do?"

"I can bring you guests." Huang Yuan said seriously.

Although Huang Yuan is a sorcerer, what he does is actually dealing with people. In their profession, seven parts are true and three parts are false. Guests can tell them what they want to hear, so their popularity is generally not bad. What's more, the people he knows are basically rich or expensive.

As he said, Huang Yuan quickly called his old acquaintances.

These people were all served by him in the past, and even though it was money and goods, they still had friendship, not to mention that they all knew that Huang Yuan was a real person, and they didn't want to offend this person.

"Okay, I'll arrange to come over this month." The person on the other end of the phone said, "Let's go to two departments first."

Huang Yuan asked, "How many people are there?"

"120 people."

There was a smile on Huang Yuan's face: "Success, then thank you, Boss Yang."

Boss Yang said with a smile, "I can't thank you for what Mr. Huang said."

Huang Yuan hung up the phone, looked at Xie Yun with a little complacency, and raised his chest, proving that he was not a good-for-nothing old man waiting to die.

"But..." Xie Yun still didn't let go, "You are so old, it's time to retire, why don't you go back to retire?"

Huang Yuan's eyes widened. His eyes were originally small, but they looked a little bigger after staring.

"Boss, you are... Hey, I don't want to tell the whole story, anyway, you and I know it." Huang Yuan stood in front of Xie Yun, looking at the scenery down the mountain, with a long white beard fluttering in the wind, if it wasn't for wearing The jacket is a jacket, just like the old Taoist priest in the TV series.

All he needed was another whisk in his hand.

Huang Yuan turned around and looked into Xie Yun's eyes. He didn't look like an old man. Judging by his spirit, he looked like a boy in his teens: "Boss, old man, I have lived for more than 60 years. Since I can talk In the beginning, I had to learn how to set up an altar. In the first 60 years, I lived for the inheritance of my family, and in the following years, I lived for myself."

"Then you stay here first." Xie Yun had no choice but to drag him away.

But when Xie Yun left, he said: "For the sake of bringing so many people over, I will waive your accommodation fee for one month."

He really didn't want to leave an old man behind.

After all, as people get older, there will always be times when they get sick. If something happens to Mr. Huang in the hotel, then Xie Yun will be responsible.

Xie Yun would rather that he go home to take care of himself.

Huang Yuan won staged victories, but he was not complacent. Instead, he made up his mind to prove to his boss how capable he is.

But Xie Yun didn't have time to take care of other things today. According to Di Jun's calculation, the golden egg should break its shell today.

So Xie Yun's room was packed full of people...it seemed like no one was human except him.

The one who squeezed in the front was Tai Yi, followed by Zhao Gongming and Sui Xing. Even Sister Ma and Zhinu came.

"I even made diapers for him." Zhinu said excitedly to Xie Yun, "I don't know if it will be a golden crow or a baby after the shell is broken."

Zhinu: "I've also finished the clothes, there are several sets."

Sister Ma was also very curious: "I don't know what it looks like after breaking out of the shell."

Xie Yun was also very curious. He sat by the bed and looked at the golden egg on the bed with Di Jun. The golden egg did not make a sound, as if it was asleep, silent, but all the gods and monsters present knew that this It is the golden egg that is accumulating energy in order to break the shell.

Di Jun looked at Jindan with encouraging eyes.

It's a pity that Jindan probably can't feel his father's gaze anymore.

Xiao Dan is still sitting on Di Jun's lap, curiously asking: "Ge Ge, what's the matter?"

Xie Yun stretched out his head to touch the little egg, but there was a tremor in his voice that he didn't notice: "Your brother is about to break his shell."

Xiao Dan repeated: "It's quite good."

He didn't know what a broken shell was.

He only knew that his elder brother, who was with him every day, stopped talking and made no sound. Xiao Dan was in a hurry. He felt that his elder brother might have been stolen, and the egg on the bed was just a fake egg.

But Dad and Dad haven't found out yet.

Xiaodan let out a howl, and after attracting everyone's attention, he began to howl dryly.

You can't cry, but you can fake it.

Anyway, no one can see through the three-legged Golden Crow's eggshell whether the little Dan inside is really crying or fake crying.

Dijun is usually very good at coaxing children. He hardly needs to say anything, he just needs to hug and move, and Jindan and Xiaodan will be honest, and they can't be cute. But now Dijun doesn't have the energy to coax Xiaodan. All of my attention was on the golden egg.

Xie Yun was also a little nervous.

After all, when the golden egg was an egg, he didn't have any sense of reality. When it really broke its shell and turned into a baby, he was very nervous.

This made Xie Yun finally feel like a father.

So Xiaodan was handed over to Taiyi. Taiyi is good at coaxing children, but coaxing children...he is also a beginner, so he was in a hurry. He really thought Xiaodan was really crying. Kissing the two, Xiaodan was tired of howling, so she nestled in Taiyi's arms to sleep.

Xie Yun looked at Xiaodan, and didn't know who this child looked like. He was not so clever. How old he was, he had already learned how to fake cry.

While everyone was waiting with bated breath, the golden egg finally moved. It first shook it in place, then calmed down, and shook it a few more times after a few minutes.

After repeating this for more than an hour, there was a barely visible crack on the shell of the golden egg.

The crack is so shallow that if you don't have a good eye, you can't see it at all.

After another two hours, the crack gradually expanded and finally became obvious, and the movement of the golden egg also became bigger.

Just a little bit of breaking the shell, the sun also set from east to west.

Xie Yun went from being excited at the beginning to being drowsy now. With his chin propped on his hand, he yawned and asked Di Jun, "How long will it take for the golden egg to come out?"

Di Jun: "Hurry up."

Anyway, Xie Yun asked many times, and Di Jun always answered like this.

At eleven o'clock in the evening, Jin Dan was still working hard, and now the only people in the room were Xie Yun and Di Jun.

There was no one around, so the two of them didn't have to pay attention to the influence. Di Jun held Xiaodan in one hand and Xie Yun in the other, and they looked at the golden egg on the bed together.

With one minute to go until twelve o'clock in the morning, the golden egg jumped into the air with all its strength, and one egg even spun around.

The eggshell peeled off slowly, but it didn't fall on the bed. The second it peeled off, it turned into golden dust and dispersed quietly with the wind, very gorgeous and elegant.

As expected of the child of the three-legged Golden Crow, even if it's just a broken shell, it's still pretty.

Xie Yun stared at the golden egg intently.

The eggshell peeled off faster and faster, a golden light flashed, this golden light was too dazzling, Xie Yun could only close his eyes, and when he opened it again, the half-broken egg in front of him had disappeared .

Instead, floating in the air is a white and tender little boy who looks to be five years old, but what is different is that there is a pair of golden wings on the back of this boy, like wings made of gold, and covered with golden wings. It's still matte, not so golden, and more of a low-key luxury.

The boy opened his eyes, but it was different from the golden eyes that Xie Yun had expected. They were a pair of black eyes, relatively shallow. If you look carefully, you will find that they are not black, but amber.

"Father!" the boy said, his voice was sweet and milky, so cute as hell, he was like a walking white rabbit toffee.

Xie Yun stretched out his hand, the boy fluttered his wings unskillfully, and got into Xie Yun's arms, rubbing his face against Xie Yun's chest non-stop, acting like a spoiled child, he raised his fair and tender face, revealing a bright smile smile.

When he smiled, Xie Yun felt that his heart was about to melt.

The boy turned his head and found Di Jun belatedly, so he also called out obediently: "Father."

Di Jun is a strict father, he just stretched out his hand and touched the boy's head, his tone was gentle: "Good boy."

"Monster!" Xiaodan was terrified and shouted, "Monster! Give me back!"

He jumped up and down a few times while talking, and said sadly: "The monster messed up."

Xie Yun could only explain to Xiaodan in a soft voice: "Xiaodan, he is not a monster, he is your brother."

Xiaodan obviously didn't believe it, he had already imagined the picture of his brother being eaten and occupied by monsters, and the monsters brainwashing his father and father.

At this moment, Xiaodan feels that the world has collapsed.

If Xie Yun knew what Xiaodan thought, he would definitely think that Xiaodan was a natural brain tonic emperor.

Not much to do, but a lot to think about.

That night, Xie Yun and Di Jun slept on the bed, with the golden egg lying in the middle, and the golden egg held the little egg in his arms. The family of four slept together. No matter how warm it looked, Xie Yun also felt that his heart was filled. Full of it.

Inexplicably, he had two children, and fell in love with Di Jun by accident.

Originally, his life should have been an ordinary to the most ordinary life, but because of the appearance of Nezha, earth-shaking changes have taken place.

At first, Xie Yun thought that living such a life must be very hard.

Now he feels that every change and turn in life has brought him different benefits.

Xie Yun suddenly thought that he might be the legendary Chosen One. In novels, people like himself are usually the protagonists.

"It's time to give the golden egg a name." Xie Yun turned over and looked at Di Jun lying opposite him in the dark.

Xie Yun recalled that they had also discussed this topic before, and complained softly: "Last time you said to name the golden egg, but there was nothing to talk about, did you forget about it?"

Di Jun: "..."

Di Jun turned his head, as if... there is such a thing?

He did forget.

"Let's take Xiaodan's name together this time. Let's discuss it together tomorrow, okay?" Xie Yun spoke in a negotiating tone.

Di Jun smiled and said, "Okay."

But the nickname is still the golden egg, just need a big name.

Dijun is a single name with a character of Jun, and there is no surname, so the surname follows Xie Yun's surname. As for the first name, it follows Dijun, which is a single character.

The golden egg's name is Xie Yan, and the little egg's name is Xie Ming.

Xie Yun and Di Jun discussed for a whole day before they came up with these two names.

After picking it up, Xie Yun held the little egg in one hand and the golden egg in the other, and said to Dijun, "I think choosing a name is more tiring than having a child."

Di Jun smiled lowly: "Do you know how tiring it is to have a baby?"

Xie Yun sat up and said seriously: "Why didn't I know? Both the golden egg and the little egg were born by me."

Di Jun smiled as he watched.

Xie Yun was a little embarrassed, and blushed involuntarily: "Although the way of giving birth is rather peculiar, it's still more tiring than you who didn't give birth, right?"

Xie Yun didn't feel anything when she gave birth to the golden egg, but the golden egg appeared when she woke up.

Only Xiaodan, when he was born, he was in pain, but fortunately, he only communicated for a while, and now it is relatively easy to think about it.

Xie Yun had watched a documentary about a woman giving birth before, it looked so painful and terrifying, Xie Yun felt goosebumps all over her body just thinking about it.

Moreover, in the matter of giving birth to a child, it is originally a matter of children rushing to give birth to their mothers and dying. Even with the advancement of medical technology now, when a pregnant woman is on the operating table, life and death will take sides, depending on fate.

"Father." Jindan walked in from the door holding Xiaodan.

Jindan, that is, a little boy named Xie Yan, although he looks about five years old, but his physical fitness is much better than that of a five-year-old boy in the human race, so it is no problem to hold a little egg.

Moreover, although Jin Dan's face is fair and tender, but not much baby fat, his eyes are the standard red phoenix eyes, which is just like the emperor, red lips and white teeth, if you put on a small skirt, no one will believe that you are a girl, he is wearing a suit Clothes prepared by Zhinu.

This dress is an ancient costume, very loose, and tied with a belt. The weaver girl used dark gold fabric, which feels soft and delicate, and there are no patterns on it. Only the belt is black. Wearing it on the golden egg, it looks like a golden egg Cute and calm, as if he is going to inherit the throne in the next second.

Xie Yun also smiled at Di Jun: "Do you think Jin Dan looks like he is going to inherit the throne?"

Di Jun didn't smile, his eyes dimmed a bit.

Originally, the golden egg could inherit the throne.

Xie Yun found that Di Jun was not smiling, and suddenly remembered the origin of the word Di in Di Jun's name. Jun became his name.

"Why are you looking at me like that?" Di Jun stretched out his hand and touched Xie Yun's cheek.

He looked at Jindan and Xiaodan, then at Xie Yun, then at Jindan Xiaodan, then at Xie Yun, and finally, as if touched by something, he held Xie Yun's cheek with both hands, pressed it down hard, The petals pressed against Xie Yun's forehead.

I don't know how much strength Di Jun used, Xie Yun felt that his forehead hurt a little.

Jin Dan ran over suddenly, raised his hands high, hugged Di Jun's arm, hung in the air, and then shouted: "I want to kiss you too."

So Xie Yun and Di Jun kissed Jindan's little cheeks respectively, and of course, they didn't forget Xiaodan either.

After being taken to play by Jindan all morning, Xiaodan finally admitted that this little brother with hands and feet whom he didn't know was his real brother.

With this knowledge, Xiao Dan began to direct his brother to take him to play.

Jindan opened a pair of big eyes. Children are different from adults. Although adults have pupils and whites in their eyes, children have larger pupils and whiter eyes, making black and white distinct, as if they can see the time clearly at a glance. good and evil.

Clear and ignorant, with innocence.

"Baby looks so good-looking." Xie Yun hugged Jindan into her arms, holding Jindan's small hands, which were different from her face, Jindan's hands were fat, maybe she would also have a pair of chubby hands when she grows up .

Jin Dan opened her eyes wide, and said seriously: "I'm always good-looking."

Xie Yun was overwhelmed by Jin Dan's serious boasting: "Who did you learn from, baby, you are so thick-skinned."

Di Jun looked at Xie Yun.

Xie Yun touched his cheek: "What do you see me doing? Is there something on my face?"

Probably Xie Yun will never admit his narcissism in his life.

Di Jun looked away.

Since the golden egg broke its shell, he has become the most favored in the entire hotel. Although the attitude of the Hu brothers and sisters towards him is not respectful, they are also close and fearful. Zhinu seems to regard the golden egg as a doll and give him I don't know how many clothes I have prepared, and the clothes in Xie Yun's room can't be packed.

The saddest thing was Taiyi, Jindan had no legs before, so after Taiyi coaxed him, Jindan brought Xiaodan to play with him.

Ever since Jindan got legs, she prefers to play with Xiaodan by herself.

The hotel guests also found the little one in Golden Egg.

I also know that the child's name is Xie Yan, who is the owner's child, but as for who the owner's mother is, how can the owner have a five-year-old child at such a young age? The guests stopped gossiping after a while.

After all, it's other people's housework, they take care of the world, don't they care when they fall in love and when they have children?

But the attitude of the guests is the same, that is, to love this child to death.

"Xiao Yan is so cute!" the girl said to her boyfriend, and showed him the paper flowers that Xie Yan folded for herself, and she also accused, "Look, you are not even five years old Xiao Yan." It's romantic."

This is not just a bunch of lovers, Jindan has strong learning ability and hands-on ability. There are no flowers in the garden this season, so he went to Zhinu to learn how to make handmade flowers. When the short legs see a female customer, they give her a flower.

It made the female guests of the whole hotel very happy, while the male guests complained endlessly.

The male guests all thought that when this boy grows up, he must be a playboy, and then he will be beaten by his wife.

Xie Yun and Di Jun also have flowers, but they are different from other flowers. There are two butterflies on the words they received. The workmanship is not particularly exquisite, but it is not easy for children. If there is wind blowing, The butterfly's wings will also open, making a look like spreading its wings to fly, just like the real thing.

The golden egg has become a pistachio in the hotel. If the guests quarrel, the golden egg only needs to pass by, and the quarreling person will find that their mood suddenly improves, and they can no longer quarrel.

"Xiao Yan." Xie Yun watched Jindan listening to the little pottery singing with the guests in the hall, and waved to him.

Jindan hugged Xiaodan and ran over, rushed into Xie Yun's arms, hugged Xie Yun's waist, and shouted childishly: "Daddy hug me."

Xie Yun's heart not only turned into a puddle of water, but also turned into a cloud, so soft that he didn't even notice it.

At this moment, Di Jun came in from the gate. He was wearing a black suit, which was made by Xie Yun. It was his first time making clothes, and he was afraid that it would not look good, but Di Jun was a natural clothes hanger. She looks good on anything, the clothes are made to fit just right, and the pattern of a three-legged golden crow that Xie Yun found out from the information was embroidered with gold thread.

Di Jun didn't dislike it at all, and kept wearing it after getting it. If Xie Yun hadn't said that he wouldn't change it, he would never make clothes for him again, so he reluctantly changed it.

Di Jun poked his head out from Xie Yun's shoulder and looked at the golden egg in Xie Yun's arms. Although his face was expressionless, his eyes were full of tenderness.

Some of the guests listening to the song noticed this scene, and discussed in a low voice: "Do you think the boss and this handsome guy look like a couple, and the boss's son looks like this handsome guy too, he said it's their child I don't think it's weird either."

"It's quite similar."

"Hey, don't be so rotten and look at Renji, okay? The boss of Renji must be heterosexual, otherwise how could he have a son?"

"Yes."

Huang Yuan was also among the people listening to the song. He discovered that these little pottery people are not things with organs at all. They are obviously things with spiritual consciousness but no soul. This kind of thing should be evil But I don't know why, these little pottery people don't have any yin energy on them, but they are full of aura.

That is, they have gone from evil to good.

Huang Yuan believed even more that Boss Xie was a god. How could he do it without the means of a god?

Just when Huang Yuan heard someone whispering and turned his head to look over——

His knees gave way, his whole body lost all strength, and he fell straight down, kneeling on the ground, and made a five-body throwing posture.

Huang Yuan wanted to cry, but no, no one told him that there are such people in this hotel.

Even if the person behind the boss is not a god, he is still a rare monster in ten thousand years.

Huang Yuan felt that his luck was so good that his heart couldn't accept it.

"Someone passed out!"

"It's an old man."

"You help me."

"Fuck, can you help me?"

"Forget it, you record the video, and I'll help you."

"Hurry up, what are you doing in the cold?"

Huang Yuan raised one leg, raised his hand with difficulty and said, "Don't move, I will get up by myself, don't help me."

Everyone: "Oh, that's all right, you're always working hard."

Huang Yuan: "..."

The author has something to say: Hu Zhongtian: What are you talking about, these little pottery people are evil?

Huang Yuan: Yes.

Hu Zhongtian: ...Maybe it's because they are too weak, I didn't see it, forget it, anyway, they have also been cleansed.

Huang Yuan: ...