I woke up with an egg

The atmosphere instantly dropped to freezing point.

Xie Yun felt that he was a dumb man who ate Coptis chinensis, and could not tell what he was suffering.

Didn't Di Jun come back stepping on the spot?

Just pick a time to embarrass everyone.

Di Jun strode over, Yang Jian still stood there motionless, looking at Zhao Gongming with a half-smile.

Zhao Gongming was also very embarrassed, wondering if he should explain now.

"Follow me." Di Jun just glanced at Zhao Gongming, then grabbed Xie Yun's wrist.

That look made Zhao Gongming feel cold all over his body. He had no doubt that if Xie Yun wasn't here, Di Jun would break every bone in him and grind it into powder.

After Xie Yun and Di Jun left, Yang Jian walked down the steps slowly, stood face to face with Zhao Gongming, and said with a low smile, "If Di Jun hadn't come, I would have been fooled by you."

Zhao Gongming spread his hands, looking like a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water: "If you don't bother me, Zhenjun, I won't bother Dijun, and we two will go to each other in the future."

"You have a beautiful idea." Yang Jian's voice was slightly mocking.

Zhao Gongming returned to his usual smiling face: "It has always been beautiful."

Yang Jian stared straight at Zhao Gongming: "I've been playing this game of cat and mouse with you for thousands of years, and it's not as bad as it is now."

Zhao Gongming cupped his hands slightly: "Thanks to Zhenjun Erlang for his great love."

Yang Jian's eyes were complicated: "You also know it's love."

Mr. Zhao stared at the floor without squinting, as if a flower had grown on the floor.

Here Yang Jian and Zhao Gongming are in a stalemate, and Xie Yun is not much better now.

"Really, I swear, I have absolutely no unhealthy relationship with Brother Zhao." Xie Yun swore to the sky, his attitude was extremely sincere.

But Di Jun still had a stinky face, sitting on the sofa with his hands on the armrests.

Xie Yun also felt that he was wronged, so wronged that he could almost fly snow in June.

He seriously talked about the confrontation between Yang Jian and Zhao Gongming, but he didn't talk about the past between Yang Jian and Zhao Gongming.

After hearing this, Di Jun's expression improved a bit, but he still looked out of control.

Xie Yun understood Di Jun's expression now. Di Jun was already angry. According to his experience, Di Jun's expression meant "I'm very angry, come and coax me".

So Xie Yun walked up to Di Jun, squatted down in front of Di Jun, looked at Di Jun with a pair of eyes intently, and asked softly, "What have you been doing back to Heaven?"

Although Xie Yun knew what Di Jun was doing, but Di Jun didn't tell him before, he didn't want to let himself know, he probably wanted to give himself a surprise, so Xie Yun can only pretend to be stupid now.

Xie Yun felt that his ability to pretend to be stupid was getting better and better.

Di Jun turned his head away from looking into Xie Yun's eyes. He felt that if he looked at Xie Yun for a few more seconds, he would definitely raise his hand and surrender immediately.

"Golden Dan and Little Dan were taken out by Tai to play recently." Xie Yun's expression did not change, he was still smiling, "You have been away for so long, why didn't you ask me if I miss you?"

Very good, my earthy love talk finally came into play again.

Di Jun's ears moved, but he still said, "I don't need to ask you."

"I miss you very much." Xie Yun didn't care what Dijun was saying, and said to himself, "I wonder how you are in the heaven, will you come down again, do you find that the sky is more interesting than the mortal world? So I stayed in Tianting, wondering if you fell in love with Xian'e..."

Di Jun frowned: "What Xian'e?"

Xie Yun smiled and said: "Yaojun Dasheng's Fengshen is handsome, he is the most beautiful person in the world, no one will dislike you."

Di Jun's ears were a little red, he had been a bachelor for tens of thousands of years, even if someone showed affection to him, he had never been so straightforward.

"Are you serious?" Di Jun was expressionless, but Xie Yun could hear the excitement in his voice.

Xie Yun held back a smile, and said seriously: "Sure, you must have never heard of an old saying in the world that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, because I like you, so you are the prettiest one."

Di Jun coughed lightly, his ears turned red.

Then he stretched out his hand, helped Xie Yun up from the ground, put his hands behind his back, and said with a serious face: "You have to keep a distance from Zhao Gongming, men and women are the same."

Xie Yun breathed a sigh of relief, and finally coaxed the jealousy: "I know, next time I will definitely not get involved."

Di Jun was finally satisfied now, he clenched his hand in the air, and when he opened it again, there were two rings in his palm.

The silver-white ring is pure and elegant, with a black stone inlaid on it, which is probably a mysterious stone. The mysterious stone is not pure black, but dark purple. If you look at it roughly, it is black and elegant. If you look closely, it seems that there are stars in the mysterious stone. Floating, beautiful.

This is the black stone refined iron refined by Emperor Juntuo Taishang Laojun.

"Accept it." Di Jun coughed slightly, "Don't get me wrong, this is not a rare thing, it's very simple."

If Xie Yun hadn't heard Ma Shi talking about this, he would have believed it. He stretched out his hand, took a ring from Di Jun's palm, and said to Di Jun with a smile: "It's very beautiful, I like it very much."

Di Jun was a little proud, but he couldn't see it on the surface: "How about that diamond ring?"

Cough... He just said, the original reason was the diamond ring. Speaking of which Wu Chenhua promised to repair the hotel, no one came to his door, but the real estate certificate of Dijun Villa was sent over, but the villa is still being repaired, so it may take a while It took two years to complete the renovation.

Although it has not been repaired yet, but the concept map was sent over, Xie Yun was taken aback by the concept map.

This is really luxurious. It is said to be a villa with a garden. There is a golf course in the villa group within two steps. The villa has a wine cellar and a garage. At least [-] cars can be placed in the garage. There is a fountain next to the door. It's a swimming pool, and the villa has four floors. At least from the conceptual drawing, it's a mansion that Xie Yun couldn't imagine before.

Think about it, if Xie Yun was working and earning thousands or tens of thousands of dollars a month, it would be difficult to buy an ordinary apartment in a first-tier city.

Now if you want to buy a larger apartment in first-tier cities, the down payment is at least 50 yuan.

I still have to bear more than 20 or [-] years of debt, which is a headache when I think about it.

Xie Yun: "Better than a diamond ring."

Di Jun was satisfied: "Put it on and show me."

Xie Yun could only wear the ring, and in the eyes of Di Jun's fiery eyes, he only dared to wear it on his ring finger, the size was just right.

Di Jun also put on another ring.

The moment Xie Yun was on Di Jun's belt, he felt a burning sense of anxiety, as if something wrapped around him, making him breathless.

One hand supported Xie Yun's arm, so that Xie Yun would not fall to his knees.

"It will be fine soon." Di Jun's voice was gentle, and there was a smile on his face.

When Di Jun had a cold face, he looked majestic and indifferent, but when he smiled, he made people feel like a modest gentleman, gentle and elegant.

It's almost like one person has two sides.

But Xie Yun still likes it very much.

The anxiety disappeared, and Xie Yun instantly felt refreshed.

Di Jun was still looking at him with a smile: "This ring allows you to call me when you are in danger."

He didn't say the words of living together and dying together.

Xie Yun looked at Di Jun, he was so moved that he didn't even know what to say.

Or... just throw Di Jun at him now?

Anyway, he put Di Jun to sleep, and it wasn't his disadvantage.

Xie Yun approached Di Jun.

Di Jun: "?"

Xie Yun took another step closer.

Di Jun: "!"

Just when Xie Yun was about to meet Di Jun.

Di Jun, he... took a step back.

Xie Yun: "..."

"What are you hiding from?" Xie Yun took Di Jun's hand and leaned over forcefully.

Di Jun was stiff all over, he didn't push Xie Yun away, but he didn't pull Xie Yun closer either.

Xie Yun stood in front of Di Jun, and he was a head shorter than Di Jun, so he stood on tiptoe, pressed Di Jun's shoulder, and held Di Jun's lips very lightly and gently.

Dijun's lips are different from his own. His lips are very soft, and there is a fragrance on his body, which is the smell of perennial incense.

Originally, Xie Yun was only planning to break up with one touch.

But because Di Jun's lips were soft, he didn't leave right away, he held Di Jun's lower lip, and bit it lightly in his mouth.

Di Jun finally put his hand on Xie Yun's back, hugging Xie Yun tightly to him.

Chest to chest.

Hmm... Xie Yun felt as if there was a stick pressing down on her abdomen.

It seems that Di Jun's appearance of abstinence is actually not that bad.

Di Jun's learning ability is very good, and he quickly took the lead. Compared with Xie Yun's gentle kiss, Di Jun's kiss is more like a plunder of occupying a mountain and becoming king. Every inch and every corner is subject to him. After sweeping away, Xie Yun felt that he was running out of oxygen.

"Brother!" A voice shouted from outside the door.

Xie Yun's sanity returned immediately, and he pushed Di Jun away in an instant.

When the door opened, Taiyi came in with the golden egg and the little egg in his arms, and what he saw was his elder brother blushing.

As for Xie Yun, it was probably because his skin was too thick, he couldn't see any blush, and the corners of his mouth were curled up, with a smile on his face.

"I knew you were back when I sensed your breath." Tai Yi didn't see him either, one was his elder brother, the other was probably his future sister-in-law, and he was holding his two nephews in his arms. They were a family anyway. , nothing visible outside.

He sat on the sofa holding the golden egg and the little egg quite consciously, and said to Dijun, "Didn't I bring the golden egg with me recently? I think the golden egg seems to be breaking its shell."

Di Jun blushed and frowned: "It's only November."

What he deduces is next March.

Taiyi: "I don't know either, maybe Jindan is born to absorb spiritual power quickly."

Tai Yi also praised: "Golden Egg may have a higher level of cultivation than you in the future."

Di Jun was noncommittal, waiting for Jindan to grow up and cultivate, after ten thousand years, wouldn't his own cultivation level increase?

Xie Yun hugged Xiao Dan, and Xiao Dan spoke more and more smoothly. As soon as he was hugged by Xie Yun, he complained to Xie Yun: "Brother is naughty."

Xie Yun touched the little egg: "Why is your brother broken?"

Xiaodan's voice was still a bit milky: "My brother taught me to read, and if I can't learn, he will spank my ass."

Xie Yun: "...do you have a butt?"

Xiaodan: "No."

Xiaodan is sometimes clever and sometimes stupid.

Xie Yun didn't know whether she should laugh or not, but although Xiaodan is small, children also have self-esteem, so it's better not to laugh.

Jin Dan jumped into Di Jun's arms, and asked curiously, "Father, why are you so red in the face, your neck and ears are red."

Di Jun said blankly, "It's too hot."

Because the golden egg is in the eggshell, it is not very sensitive to temperature. Except for the sun's rays, it can't feel the normal temperature, so it believes what Dijun said in late autumn.

Di Jun closed his eyes and re-acted it again, and it really changed.

It is now NO.16 in November, and the golden egg should be broken at NO.30.

"You're right." Di Jun said to Tai Yi, "It is indeed NO.30 that broke the shell."

Taiyi stood up, touched the golden egg in Dijun's arms, and asked the golden egg with a smile: "Golden egg, what toy do you want after you break the shell?"

Jindan seemed to be thinking seriously, and after a while he said, "I don't know."

"That's right." Tai Yi probably felt that he was Jindan's second father, and he couldn't do anything too much for Jindan, and smiled very sincerely, "When Jindan grows up, Jindan will Whatever uncle will give you."

"Don't." Xie Yun said hastily, "You want to spoil the child."

Tai Yi was noncommittal: "You can't be spoiled."

Xie Yun looked at Tai Yi with a sad face, if you want a child so much, please go and have one yourself, okay?

At this time, Di Jun said: "I know what you want to say."

This is the rush.

Tai Yi shrugged: "Then I'm leaving, and I'll see you again when I have time."

Just as Tai Yi was about to step out the door, Di Jun suddenly said, "You can help bring the golden egg and the little egg tonight."

Xie Yun's smile froze.

Brother, isn't this too obvious?

Taiyi put on a serious face, and took over the golden egg and the little egg, and the golden egg and the little egg didn't make trouble, they were very well-behaved.

"Then I'm going back to my room." Tai Yi winked at his brother, "Don't bother me, you should cherish the beautiful scenery on a good day."

Di Jun said "hmm".

Apart from the red face, neck and ears, Di Jun was still very calm.

As soon as Tai Yi closed the door, Di Jun took Xie Yun's hand. Xie Yun felt that his heart was beating too fast, as if it would jump out of his chest in the next second.

He was also a little strange sometimes, not knowing what Dijun saw in him.

Speaking of which, he doesn't have many advantages, it's not that he looks down on himself, it's mainly because he's too ordinary.

Although it is said to be good-looking, there are quite a few mortals who are good-looking, both innate and acquired, so it cannot be regarded as an advantage.

Besides, his personality... seems quite ordinary.

After thinking about it, he felt that either he hadn't discovered his own point, or Di Jun was blind.

The "blind" Di Jun was looking at Xie Yun intently, neither of them spoke, they stared at each other without blinking.

Is this a competition of who can go longer without blinking?

Xie Yun's eyes were too sour, and he couldn't hold back and blinked, tears fell down.

Unconsciously, Di Jun reached out to wipe the tears on Xie Yun's cheeks, and said softly, "Why are you crying?"

Xie Yun: "The eyes are too sore, it's not crying."

Di Jun obviously didn't believe it, TV dramas were like this, the protagonist couldn't admit that he was crying after crying, he had to say that he was blinded by the sand.

Xie Yun's eyes were a little red. His skin was fair, so the redness was even more obvious.

Di Jun pressed the back of Xie Yun's head and kissed it.

That night, Xie Yun didn't get a good night's sleep.

reason?

Di Jun probably just learned the benefits of kissing, he was very good and did nothing, kissing Xie Yun for the whole night.

Basically, Xie Yun fell asleep in a daze, was awakened by a kiss in a daze, and fell asleep again in a daze.

Fortunately, Di Jun has immortal skills, otherwise he would have to hold a sausage mouth for several days.

Xie Yun was still a little confused when he woke up in the morning.

Is Di Jun too innocent, or is his heart too dirty?

"Are you up?" Di Jun grabbed Xie Yun's shoulder with one hand and kissed it again.

Xie Yun quickly pushed him away, although her mouth was no longer swollen, but now her tongue hurts.

Di Jun's face darkened again.

But Xie Yun couldn't follow his way.

Every time Di Jun made a black face, he asked himself to coax him. Once he coaxed himself, he would be finished. It's better to be honest.

It happened that Xie Yun was hungry, so he put on his clothes and said to Di Jun, "I'm going to the kitchen to find something to eat, do you want to go?"

Di Jun nodded: "I'll accompany you."

The two walked out of the room together and walked to the dining room.

Xie Yun saw the red eggs on the table at a glance.

Xie Yun didn't know what kind of expression he should make.

Qian Duo popped up at the right time, and said flatteringly, "I prepared these red eggs."

Xie Yun almost choked on his saliva, seeing Qian Duo's complacent look, he said with fascination: "Do you still want me to praise you?"

Xie Yun waved his hand: "Hey, you don't need to praise me, it's like this, I just want to know if our hotel has a year-end bonus?"

Xie Yun: "Yes."

He has already thought about the year-end bonus. After all, this is the second year he has taken over the hotel, but last year he only worked for half a year. After careful calculation, this is still the first year, and there must be a year-end bonus.

Qian Duo smiled instantly, just as Di Jun accompanied Xie Yun to the restaurant, he went to find Jin Dan and Xiao Dan, Qian Duo was able to say a few words to Xie Yun, and he leaned into Xie Yun's ear and asked, "Your Majesty, Yao Jun?" Great, right?"

Xie Yunpi smiled and said: "Amazing."

Qian Duo smiled obscenely: "Is it long?"

Xie Yun: "Long."

All night, can it not be long?

Qian Duo's expression became even more lustful: "Hey, the boss is more blessed than me."

Xie Yun's current mood is as complicated as his expression. Ever since Qian Duo and Lin Chao got married, he found that Lin Chao walked in small steps every day, and he had to take a breath of air-conditioning when he accidentally dragged him. The look of being squeezed dry.

Looking at Qian Duo again, he looks moisturized every day, and his skin has also improved, as if he could squeeze out water with a pinch.

Xie Yun also specifically told Lin Chao that if he really couldn't bear it, he should talk to Qian Duo.

As a result, Lin Chao said that he was in pain and happy.

Okay, one is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer, so I can only mourn Lin Chao in silence.

Xie Yun coughed: "Then what, I think Lin Chao has trouble walking recently, it's better for you to take it easy."

Qian Duo thought about it seriously: "It can't be my fault."

Xie Yun slandered, isn't it your fault?

Qian Duo analyzed: "That's right, Lin Chao was a little misunderstood. I told him that I liked him, but he seemed to think that I only liked his body, so he worked hard every night. At first I wanted to explain. But later I found out that this is also very good, so I don’t bother to explain.”

Xie Yun really didn't know what to say now.

Qian Duo: "Boss, don't you think I'm too unrestrained?"

Xie Yun: "You are really unrestrained."

Qian Duo laughed and said, "After eating vegetarian food for so many years, it's hard for me to eat meat. You can't blame me for that."

Xie Yun patted Qian Duo on the shoulder: "Qian Duo, it's made of meat, not an iron pestle, you should think about it for Lin Chao."

Qian Duo rubbed the back of his head, since the boss said so, he should take his time to count, otherwise, if Lin Chao was bedridden, the hotel would have no accountant, so he nodded sharply: "Okay, I know Alright, starting tonight, I'll reduce seven times to three."

It's a good thing that Lin Chao is a monster. If he were a person, would he still be alive?

Xie Yun patted Qian Duo on the shoulder and said with difficulty: "I really wronged you."

Qian Duo also sighed: "That's right, I'll have enough to eat after he's taken care of."

"I suspect that you are not a weasel, but a vixen." Xie Yun looked at Qian Duo suspiciously.

Qian Duo's eyes widened: "Impossible, I know my prototype."

"Besides, look at those vixens." Qian Duo was referring to the Hu family brothers and sisters. "Do they look like vixens? They are simply a disgrace to the vixen world."

Xie Yun rolled his eyes.

People call it out of the mud but not stained, simple and innocent, okay?

Also said that people are a disgrace.

Qian Duokan saw that there was no one in the restaurant, so he sat next to Xie Yun, and he whispered, "I discovered something recently."

Xie Yun was also a little curious: "What's the matter?"

Qian Duo whispered: "Hu Niu doesn't seem right, I think she has been getting very close to a human race recently."

Xie Yun remembered what Hu Niu said to herself before, and felt that she should have nothing to do with the human race.

Qian Duo: "I feel that there is something wrong with that person. He told Hu Niu that he came from the imperial capital, and that he wanted to know what special features the hotel has."

Xie Yun: "How old is that man and woman?"

Qian Duo: "Five or 60 years old, man."

Phew, Xie Yun breathed a sigh of relief.

"Maybe I just want to ask?" Xie Yun didn't take it to heart.

Although Qian Duo felt something was wrong, it was just a feeling. Xie Yun said so, so he couldn't say anything more.

Just when Qian Duo was about to leave, Xie Yun grabbed his clothes and asked in a low voice, "It's just... that kind of thing, is there anything I need to pay attention to?"

Although nothing happened last night, Xie Yun felt that it was not far from success.

If you have no experience, it is also good to find someone with experience to learn more.

Qian Duo hurriedly sat up, and began to share his experience with Xie Yun with joy, and taught him all he had, as if he would be a weasel for nothing if he didn't let Xie Yun squeeze Di Jun dry.

The author has something to say: Xie Yun: Qian Duo is my good teacher and helpful friend! but, specifically referring to that aspect.