I woke up with an egg

Xie Yun turned his head with difficulty, Jindan said in a nasal voice after the initial excitement, "Dad, it stinks."

Xie Yun was desperate: "Son, you fart in the shell, it will be strange if it doesn't stink."

The golden egg didn't speak any more, and the whole egg rolled around twice on the bed, as if fainted by its own stink.

Di Jun's hand had already been withdrawn.

He was playing with the necklace Xie Yun gave him, his face was expressionless, but he could see his good mood from the corner of his mouth. After all, Di Jun didn't smile very often. Sometimes he seemed to have facial paralysis. Enough to make you feel like you've hit the jackpot.

"It's very interesting." Di Jun touched the pendant, "Thank you."

While hugging the golden egg, Xie Yun said with a flushed face, "As long as you like it, as soon as I see this pendant, I think it suits you very well."

Di Jun raised his eyebrows: "Appropriate?"

Did Xie Yun discover his real body?

Xie Yun nodded: "Yes, the temperament is very similar, look at the small eyeballs of this bird, how energetic it is."

Small eyeballs.

Di Jun thought a little confused, are his eyes small?

Xie Yun continued to make up the knife unknowingly: "Look at that small nose again, the small nose and small eyes, how beautiful it is."

Di Jun: "..."

Jindan seemed to be overwhelmed, and quickly shouted: "Jindan has big eyes! The nose is also big! It's not that I have a small nose and small eyes, I am pretty!"

Xie Yun patted the golden egg: "It's enough for the eyes to be big, and the nose doesn't need to be too big."

Speaking of big nose, Xie Yun thought of Brother Octopus, if the golden egg grows like that, he might faint.

Di Jun took the golden egg from Xie Yun's arms, and said to Xie Yun, "I like it very much."

Xie Yun felt a little embarrassed, but quickly calmed down and said, "It's just as long as you like it. I've been worried that you don't appreciate three-legged birds."

Di Jun didn't know what expression to use to face Xie Yun, how could he not appreciate it?

He is himself!

"Do you think it looks good?" Di Jun asked suddenly.

Xie Yun nodded: "It looks good, I saw it at the counter at a glance, it's very imposing."

Di Jun didn't say anything more, and if he continued, he would be suspected of boasting.

Just when neither of them knew what to say, and the atmosphere was about to become awkward, there was a knock on the door suddenly.

It was Qian Duo's voice: "Is the boss there? Someone is looking for him."

Xie Yun looked at Di Jun, Di Jun was holding the golden egg, his movements were gentle and skillful, he tilted his head at Xie Yun: "Go."

Xie Yun opened the door and walked out.

Qian Duo walked beside Xie Yun: "A beautiful woman came to you and said you knew her."

Xie Yun thought about it, but he really didn't think of any beautiful women he knew. He has always kept a distance from the opposite sex. He had a few female friends when he was a student, but they were not very good. In other words, classmates get together to play games together, but this kind of relationship is not enough for the other party to come to the hotel to see him.

When they got to the hall, Xie Yun saw the girl standing in the hall at a glance.

Xie Yun was dumbfounded: "Zhao Mingming?"

Zhao Mingming turned her head in response, and waved to Xie Yun excitedly: "Old Xie!"

Xie Yun strode over, a little unbelievable: "Didn't you go to study abroad? You came back so soon?"

Zhao Mingming smiled and said, "I took a leave of absence and came back to get married."

After graduating from university, she went abroad to study in graduate school, and she had very little contact with Xie Yun, but the relationship between the two was still very good.

After all, when I was young, it was upstairs and downstairs.

When running the house wine, Xie Yun pretended to be a princess, and Zhao Mingming acted as a maid. In fact, it was Zhao Mingming who dressed up Xie Yun as a princess in various styles.

For example, remove the mosquito net at home and let Xie Yun put it on his head, or put on a bed sheet to pretend to be exotic.

At that time, Xie Yun didn't have any gender awareness. She had been a "princess" for several years, and she didn't pretend to be a princess until she was in elementary school.

"I heard from Auntie that you are running a hotel here now. I happen to be busy these days, so I came to see you by myself." Zhao Mingming also took out a handbag from behind and said with a smile on his face, "This is for you." .”

Xie Yun was a little surprised: "So polite?"

Zhao Mingming laughed loudly: "I'm not being polite, mainly because I saw it when I was shopping, and I think it looks like you."

"Open it quickly and have a look." Zhao Mingming was a little excited.

Under Zhao Mingming's urging, Xie Yun opened the handbag. Inside was a set of ceramic dolls, some scratching their feet and some grinning. The most amazing thing is... Although this face is very abstract, it really looks like Xie Yun.

Zhao Mingming: "Cute, isn't it? I think of you as soon as I see it. It's exactly the same as when you were a child."

Xie Yun spread out his hands: "Just as long as you are happy, how many days are you coming to stay?"

Zhao Mingming: "Let's stay for a week. Anyway, I will be alone when I go back. I don't want to go home. I feel irritable when I go home. I feel a little uncomfortable when I think about getting married."

Xie Yun asked Chen Meng to register, and then led Zhao Mingming to her room. Zhao Mingming walked and said: "When I called Aunt Xie, Auntie asked me to ask you if you have a girlfriend, saying that you You can find it by age."

Xie Yun touched the back of his head: "Why doesn't my mother ask me?"

Zhao Mingming: "I'm afraid it will put pressure on you, and you are running a business now, so it's not good to ask too many questions."

Xie Yun pursed his lips, and he sighed: "I don't think about these things now."

Zhao Mingming: "I understand, I sometimes dream, and I run away when I dream of getting married."

Xie Yun blinked: "Huh?"

Zhao Mingming sighed: "Premarital phobia, when I think about getting married, I will have to live with the same person for decades. No matter how passionate you are, it will disappear after two or three years."

"It would be even worse if I had a child." Zhao Mingming took Xie Yun's arm and said tremblingly, "Anyway, I only have one child. If I have two, I will have to carry a lifetime of money to buy a car, a house, and an education fund." debt."

Xie Yun patted Zhao Mingming's shoulder: "Don't think so pessimistically, marriage isn't so scary, is it?"

Zhao Mingming shook her head nervously: "Single nobles like you don't understand."

"Okay, you enjoy this last week of single life." Xie Yun could only say so.

Because it was not her own experience, Xie Yun couldn't understand premarital phobia at all.

I guess he won't feel it until he...cough coughs.

And about the child, um, he already has a golden egg, and he became a single father before he got married, where did he cry?

Zhao Mingming and Xie Yun sat in the room for a while and chatted for a while, because Xie Yun had nothing to do recently, so they happened to chat with Zhao Mingming for more than an hour.

The two talked about their childhood anecdotes to their current lives, lamenting the ruthlessness of the years and laughing at their childhood dreams.

Zhao Mingming wanted to be a dancer when she was a child.

Xie Yun wanted to be a painter.

As a result, Zhao Mingming studied finance, and Xie Yun studied gardening, which was the opposite of his dream, and it was a bit sad to say it.

After Xie Yun left with the handbag, Zhao Mingming sat on the sofa to rest. She was a little envious of Xie Yun. Premarital phobia made her in a bad state recently. Marriage is obviously a good thing, but she wants to run anytime, anywhere road.

"Boss." Qian Duo appeared next to Xie Yun like a dog's leg, and asked cautiously, "That girl is quite good-looking, and she was childhood sweetheart with you, you can't be..."

I'm a little worried about the money, if the boss really develops something with his old friend, he thinks the whole hotel will not be very happy.

Xie Yun knocked on Qian Duo's forehead: "What are you thinking, I have a pure friendship with her."

Qian Duo didn't believe it: "It's been said on TV that there is no pure friendship between men and women."

Xie Yun was serious: "Just listen to what's on TV, and analyze specific events in detail."

Qian Duo touched his forehead: "Oh."

"Did she bring you a gift?" Qian Duo continued begging, "Tsk."

Xie Yun: "Your thoughts are too dirty, I won't tell you."

Qian Duo looked at Xie Yun's back, touched his chin, um, there must have been a good show to watch.

I have already reminded myself that if something happens to the boss, I will not take the blame.

Just when Xie Yun was about to go back to the room to put the ceramic dolls on, there was already an uproar on the Internet. Many people had already started to inquire about the news of the leading actors and supporting actors. Xie Yun's official Weibo was also blasted within half an hour. Originally, the comments of two or three kittens rose to over [-] in an instant.

"Onlookers."

"Onlookers +1."

"Oh my god, this movie was actually staged in an entire hotel."

"I heard that it was finished in less than a month. I was shocked. I thought it was a bad movie. I didn't expect it to be so good. I feel that my soul has been healed. Call me Ouba!"

"The most wishful lotus bully in history, that little temper is exactly the same."

"You have a cute little face."

"What are you talking about, don't you guys think Zhao Gongming is handsome? He's so handsome."

"Speaking of this, there was a handsome guy who appeared in the movie for a few seconds, and he was so amazing that I couldn't close my legs because of his handsomeness."

"Boss, look at me! Please be lucky!"

"Hahahaha, my house is very close to Qingyun Mountain, you can envy me to your heart's content, I'm going to stay in a hotel, when the time comes to take a photo with a group of handsome guys, I'm so envious of you."

"Such a smug face upstairs, brothers, beat him! Go to his Weibo and blast him!"

"I'm going too, and I'm very close. I'll take the train for two days and one night. I've already bought the ticket. See you at the hotel then."

"God tm is very close, my brother is awesome."

The ratings on film review websites have also been rising all the way, and many people post film reviews, claiming to be tap water.

"At first I thought it was a bad movie. With such a background theme, the investment is so small, there are no big scenes, and there are no famous celebrities to participate in it. I can't imagine that it can have such a high quality.

It was so warm and healing, I actually cried watching it.

It's like the pressure of life has all disappeared. It is not recommended for younger audiences to watch, because you will find it boring, but we older audiences are very emotional.

Life is difficult, but we can only move forward with heavy burdens, and we don't even have a chance to breathe. I hope there will be more movies like this. "

"When I saw the boss standing in the lobby and saying goodbye to the guests, I couldn't hold back my tears. Everyone and every fairy in it was so gentle. When I saw the end, I had already decided to brush again. , I have already bought a ticket for tomorrow, and I will go to see it again.”

……

Of course, there are also bad reviews, saying that I can’t understand it, and that it has no story, it’s boring to watch, and I want to sleep.

The polarization of the comments is particularly serious, but there is one thing that everyone agrees on, that is, the appearance of this hotel is really high, and it flies high.

In order to catch up with this wave of enthusiasm, many outdoor anchors have already set off.

Qin Ge is one of them. Qin Ge is the pillar of the website's outdoor live broadcast, so compared to other small anchors, his nose is more sensitive. He set off when the movie was first released, hoping to be the first to eat crabs people.

Before leaving, he contacted Xie Yun on Weibo, and only left after getting the approval of the live broadcast.

While opening a room for Qin Ge, Chen Meng answered Qin Ge's questions.

Qin Ge asked, and sighed a little: "You are the only young female employee in the hotel, and you took the female lead script!"

Chen Meng didn't understand it, but after thinking about it carefully, she really meant it. She smiled at Qin Ge: "I rely on my strength to get the female lead script."

After opening the room, Qin Ge turned on the live broadcast, and many fans who heard the news in advance were already waiting.

His goal this time is not an ordinary live broadcast, but the people in the hotel. He knows what the fans want to see. As an excellent anchor, of course, he must consider the needs of the fans, otherwise he will not be able to sit on the first brother seat.

Before the live broadcast started, he specifically asked Chen Meng if he could leave the country, and Chen Meng appreciated and agreed. She also has a dream of becoming a celebrity.

"Say hello to the audience." Qin Ge pulled the phone away, allowing himself and Chen Meng to appear in the camera.

Chen Meng smiled at the camera, because the phone was held a little far away, so she couldn't see the dense barrage on it.

"It's better than in the movie."

"It was originally the most ordinary face value in the movie, but it looks pretty good looking at it this way."

"Think about it, a girl with an ordinary appearance, among a group of handsome guys, who is this tm not a real-life hostess?! Who is it!"

"Fuck, I'm extremely envious, jealousy makes me completely unrecognizable."

……

Qin Ge asked Chen Meng: "Have you ever seen a movie by yourself?"

Chen Meng shook her head, and said truthfully, "I'm the only fixed front desk in the hotel, and I can't leave my post without authorization."

Qin Ge took out a stack of papers from his backpack: "These are all questions my fans asked me to ask, including questions for you."

Chen Meng: "Just ask."

"Who do you like best in the hotel?"

Chen Meng: "..." This is a proposition.

She quickly said, "I like the prince the most."

call--

Barrage: "I feel this strong desire to survive."

"Excellent, call Sister Chen."

"Hahahaha, seeing Sister Chen's expression just now, I was almost scared to death."

Qin Ge continued to ask: "You are surrounded by handsome guys, have you ever thought about falling in love?"

What can Chen Meng say?The handsome guy has digested it internally, what can she do?

So she could only smile awkwardly but politely: "No, everyone is very busy."

Just when Chen Meng felt that he might not be suitable to be a celebrity, Xie Yun happened to come out of the room after setting up the dolls, and when he turned his head, he bumped into Qin Ge. He had seen Qin Ge's photos and knew that the other party was here to broadcast live.

Of course, the live broadcast is beneficial, and Xie Yun also wants to use this opportunity to make the hotel's traffic peak in a short period of time.

After all, the influence brought by movies will gradually fade over time. If you don’t advertise when the influence is the highest, when should you advertise?

"Thank you, boss." Qin Ge first smiled at Chen Meng apologetically, and then ran towards Xie Yun after receiving Chen Meng's ok wave.

If anyone is the most popular in the movie, most people will choose Xie Yun.

The other characters have too strong personalities, so people who like them like them very much, and people who dislike them hate them. Only the role of Xie Yun has received unanimous praise.

Hmm... Xie Yun thinks this is probably due to the buf that Di Jun injured himself.

After knowing that he can perform so well in the movie not because of his talent, but because of Dijun's immortality bonus, Xie Yun will not be blindly confident.

He's just an ordinary guy, nothing special about him.

The only outstanding thing, Xie Yun thought about it carefully, probably is that he is more handsome.

When Xie Yun appeared in the camera, the barrage went crazy——

"Damn it, is he so handsome? I've been fooled, it looks even better than in the movie."

"Seriously suspect that Qin Ge has turned on beauty!"

"Drag those who are beautiful and beat them a hundred times."

Qin Ge smiled and said to Xie Yun, "Hi, boss."

Xie Yun also smiled at Qin Ge: "You are fine too."

Qin Ge didn't intend to chat for too long, and immediately got to the point: "How long has the boss taken over this hotel? Why did you take part in a movie? Do you have any experience? Have you ever thought about entering the entertainment industry?"

Xie Yun replied calmly: "It's been more than a year since I took over this hotel, and I think it's mainly because of fate that I participated in the movie. If I think about it, I probably just do my job well. I won't enter the entertainment circle, and I won't now. , and will not in the future."

"Isn't that right, that means I won't act in any more movies in the future? I'm still looking forward to the second one, burst into tears!"

"It's sad to cry into a three-hundred-pound dog."

"But it's good if you don't enter the entertainment industry. The entertainment industry is quite chaotic now, and the boss and the others don't make a living from acting, so their job must be more important."

"I don't quite understand. Entering the entertainment industry obviously makes more money. Maybe everyone in this hotel regards money as dung?"

"I think it's very good. It's cool to see the boss and the others when you go to the store, okay?"

Qin Ge took out another bunch of questions, and interviewed: "I have some questions from enthusiastic fans here. May I ask what is your relationship with the handsome guy who appeared in the movie for a few seconds?"

Xie Yun had a question mark in his head.

Qin Ge quickly took out a still photo, which showed Di Jun's profile. Xie Yun realized that he was a little embarrassed. After all, he and Di Jun were still in an ambiguous stage, and this question was too acute.

So Xie Yun didn't dare to say it to death: "At this stage, it is a pure colleague relationship."

"At this stage, hehehe."

"Watson, you have discovered your blind spot."

"I blindly spy on one, half a year later he will definitely say "Thank you for your concern, we are together", everyone can expect me to be God's prophecy."

"Go away, I will also make this prophecy."

Then he asked a few more questions, and after Xie Yun answered them one by one, Qin Ge went to interview the three brothers and sisters of the Hu family.

As soon as the three brothers and sisters appeared in the camera, the barrage burst into wailing.

"What kind of gene is this family!"

"A horse with strong genes, I really want to see what their parents look like."

Qin Ge first asked the question that everyone cared about: "Excuse me, are you in a relationship?"

Hu Da was very excited: "I, I talked, they are both single."

Hu Er and Hu Niu: "..."

Every time someone asks this question, Hu Da is very enthusiastic, lest everyone doesn't know that he is now in a sweet relationship.

He was so proud that he wanted to slap him.

After Qin Ge finished questioning the people in the lobby, he promised to interview the other leading actors tomorrow.

The fans were a little sad, but they still said that they would watch it in front of their phones tomorrow.

After the live broadcast, Qin Ge glanced at the data records. Before that, the highest number of people in his room was 600 million. This number is necessary. The actual number of people can be 20. The website will assign robots and increase the number of virtual people.

Some new anchors have hundreds of thousands of people watching the live broadcast, but there are only two or three kittens in the barrage.

It can be seen how powerful the fraud is.

But even so, Qin Ge was taken aback by today's highest number of viewers, 400 million.

Excluding false data and robots, there are about 200 million people who can watch it. This number is very impressive.

Next time he talks about business cooperation, the price will definitely increase again.

Qin Ge stood in the hall and laughed.

Look, this is his keen business sense.

Qin Ge followed the guests to the restaurant for dinner.

Today is Yi Ya as the chef, and the main dish is his special dish, fish belly Tibetan sheep. It's the first time he cooks it after he's been here for so long. The main reason is that Qin Ge will broadcast live when he eats, so Xie Yun specially went to find Yi Ya. .

Yi Ya only agreed to Xie Yun's request after he sneered at Xie Yun.

No way, he can take advantage of being a teacher, otherwise, when Di Jun comes to talk to him about life, he won't be able to get any advantage.

Qin Ge was eating in the camera, and the fans were drooling beside their mobile phones. Many fans said that even if it wasn't for star chasing, they still had to go to the hotel because of Qin Ge's unremarkable eating.

In the middle of the night, Qin Ge went back to his room to sleep contentedly.

Xie Yun finally didn't have to entertain Qin Ge and returned to his room.

The moment Xie Yun opened the door, he was stunned by the scene in front of him. For some reason, the set of eight ceramic figurines came alive, and they jumped up and down very happily, fearlessly surrounding the emperor. Jun's feet.

Their expressions are also very lively, and their bodies have changed from ceramic texture to flesh and blood. They don't look like fake dolls, but like residents of Lilliputian.

And they all had a face very similar to Xie Yun's, which made Xie Yun shudder.

One of them was crawling up Di Jun's shoe with his ass pouted.

There was also a sound of "Jiujiu" from his mouth, and his cute posture was so terrifying that even Jindan remained silent for a few minutes.

At this time, Jindan had a flash of inspiration, and thought of the second child Xie Yun had mentioned, so he shouted: "Dad! Did you give birth to these?!"

Xie Yun: "...Have you ever seen someone who gave birth to eight children?"