I woke up with an egg

The ceramic dolls had already climbed up Di Jun's trouser legs, and Di Jun didn't move, showing nothing.

Obviously these dolls are very strange to come alive, but looking at the scene in front of him, Xie Yun actually thought it was a bit funny, it didn't make people stand on their heads like in horror movies.

Jindan was very excited: "Are these all my younger brothers? Why do they look different from me? Do I look like this when my shell is broken? It's weird."

Xie Yun patted the golden egg: "No, you think too much."

Jindan was a little disappointed: "Isn't it?"

Xie Yun ignored Jin Dan's question, and leaned over to ask Di Jun, "What are these? Are they monsters?"

Di Jun took down a small ceramic figurine, put it in his hand, and handed it over for Xie Yun to take a closer look at.

The ceramic villain hugged Dijun's palm excitedly, but because he was too small, he couldn't hold it firmly. He probably felt aggrieved. The villain opened his mouth and cried.

Xie Yun took the villain from Di Jun's hand, once it was in Xie Yun's hands, the villain stopped crying immediately, stood up from Xie Yun's hand, looked at Di Jun stupidly, and stretched out his hand to make a gesture The look of hugging.

The other villains were very noisy. They crawled under Di Jun's feet and yelled at the villain in Xie Yun's hand, as if they were arguing or jealous of each other.

"I don't know either." Di Jun shook his head, "There are too many strange things in the human race."

Xie Yun felt that it was strange to hold a villain who looked very similar to himself in his hand, so he put the villain in a place and let it return to his companions.

As a result, as soon as he put it down, the villain was beaten by his companions.

The companions were still chirping about these things, Xie Yun squatted down and listened carefully, his head was covered with black lines.

"beat him!"

"Beat him! Shameless!"

"Still sticking out his butt, it's his butt that sticks out!"

"Little bastard, shameless!"

The one who was beaten shouted, "I'm cuter than you guys! You trash, you're jealous of me!"

So in exchange for a more brutal beating.

After the villains finished beating up, they threw their beaten companions aside, and began to persevere to climb onto Di Jun again.

"Oh, the main body is looking at us."

"Look at us cuter than him."

"Hmph! The main body's ass is not as upright as ours!"

"Look at the body, it doesn't even have blush, it's not pretty!"

"The main body doesn't even have eyeliner, it's so ugly."

"He didn't even make a fuss, the aesthetics of the body is so fascinating."

……

Xie Yun: "...I'm really sorry for not applying blush or eyeliner."

"The main body has apologized, so let's forgive him."

"He looks quite pitiful, and it's not his fault that he has bad aesthetics."

"Yeah, you see, the main body still has pores, unlike us, the skin is white and delicate, oh, it's so pitiful to think about the main body."

……

Xie Yun was very strange. He poked a villain's butt. The villain had just squeezed away a companion, but was interrupted by Xie Yun when he was struggling to climb up. He turned his head angrily and asked, "What are you doing?" !"

"What do you mean by calling me my body?" Xie Yun looked at the villain strangely, did he learn the technique of shadow clone?

The villain didn't think much about Xie Yun, and said anxiously: "The body is the body, how do I know what it means? Do you think I'm smart?"

Xie Yun: "Are you saying that you are stupid?"

The villain turned his back on his hips: "If we are smart, we will be smart, and if we are stupid, we will be stupid."

well.

Xie Yun grabbed the little people and put them into the handbag.

"How to deal with these?" Xie Yun was in trouble, and the villains were still shouting in their handbags.

Xie Yun listened attentively——

"Yao Jun saved us greatly!"

"The main body is going to murder us."

"Yao Jun, I love you!"

"For the sake of Yaojun, everyone, rush to the duck!"

The last sentence fell, and the little people were really building a ladder, trying to get out of their handbags.

But Xie Yun pushed him back with one finger.

Di Jun probably heard it. The expression on his face was very complicated, which was hard to describe. He walked over, looked at the villain in the handbag, then at Xie Yun, and then at the villain. numb.

Di Jun nodded, and then said to Xie Yun: "Blush and eyeliner are not suitable for you, you can give it a try."

The hairstyles of the villains are all small pulls, just like sky cannons, and the hair is tied on the top of the head with a red rope, which looks like it is going to perform in an opera.

There are two smears of blush on her pink and white face, thick eyeliner, and a red bellyband, just like the Chinese dolls that were popular when Xie Yun was a child, and they are sold in every tourist attraction.

Xie Yun stroked his hair, with a confused face: "I'm a little braided, so can I still watch it?"

As he said that, Xie Yun looked at the golden egg and said softly, "Baby, when you break the shell, daddy will tie you up, okay?"

Jindan thought for a while, and said sweetly: "Okay! I want a beautiful headband, with little red flowers on it."

Xie Yun: "Okay, that's it."

Jindan: "Yeah."

The little people howled in the bag.

"Yao Jun doesn't love us anymore."

"Don't come to save us."

"We are miserable."

"Hey, I'm so scared, it's so dark here, help me."

"The main body is too bad, knowing that we are cuter than him, so he hides us."

"The main body is a demon!"

Xie Yun picked up the handbag and shook it: "Be quiet, or I will throw you into the cesspit."

The little people were silent for a moment.

After several seconds, a trembling voice sounded: "The main body is the cutest."

"The butt of the main body is the most upturned."

"The body is big without eyeliner."

"The body is red even without blush."

"Ontology is the smartest."

Xie Yun: "It's useless to flatter me, I don't want to do that, let's go."

He picked up the handbag, smiled apologetically at Di Jun, and said embarrassedly, "I'll ask Uncle Hu to see if he's seen these little things before, then I'll go first."

Di Jun didn't leave anyone behind either: "Go."

After Xie Yun left, Di Jun began to make up his mind.

Xie Yun tied her sky-high cleavage, painted eyeliner and blush, and wore a red bellyband showing her pp.

Ok……

"Snapped!"

The golden egg was a little strange: "Father, there is water, and it dripped on my forehead."

Di Jun stretched out his fingers and wiped the shell of the golden egg, and the eggshell that had just a trace of red stains became clean again.

The Uncle Hu that Xie Yun mentioned is the father of the three brothers and sisters of the Hu family. Hu Zhongtian, he has been taking care of the garden, or the vegetable field. To the fairy energy, so there will not be too much pressure, but he can feel it.

Every time he went to the hotel building, Hu Zhongtian couldn't move, and the whole fox was in a state of running with its tail between its legs in the next second.

However, what is different from other gods and monsters is that Hu Zhongtian has lived in the world for many years, and he knows many things about the human race like the back of his hand, he is simply an encyclopedia of living information.

Hu Zhongtian wore a pair of prescription glasses and pretended to be an intellectual, but he actually looked a bit refined.

He took the handbag from Xie Yun's hand and poured out the little people.

The villains were dumped on the table, one by one fell all over the ground, whimpering and complaining about Xie Yun's brutality in a low voice.

Hu Zhongtian picked up a small figure, looked around, and took out a magnifying glass from the cabinet to observe carefully.

Xie Yun: "Uncle Hu, is a magnifying glass useful?"

Hu Zhongtian coughed: "Doesn't this make me look professional?"

The villain struggled in Hu Zhongtian's hand, and shouted loudly——

"You're playing hooligans!"

"Help!"

"My virginity is about to disappear!"

The little people on the table were trembling, afraid that they would be the next one to be tricked.

"This is not some sorcery." Hu Zhongtian said, "The people who make these villains are not some monsters or great powers."

Xie Yun was very surprised: "Then what is this? How can a good ceramic villain come to life?"

Hu Zhongtian: "The problem with the raw material? There is a problem with the soil used to make pottery. The humanoid dolls made out of this kind of soil will come alive as long as they come into contact with someone who is destined for them. Instinct is the desire buried deep in the body that you are not aware of."

Xie Yun was even more fascinated: "Then why do these villains look so similar to me?"

Hu Zhongtian: "That's the fate between you two."

... There is a fate with a group of ceramic dolls, Xie Yun thinks this explanation is also very powerful.

"Then they have always been like this?" Xie Yun didn't know how to deal with these villains.

Hu Zhongtian said: "Although it feels like a real person to look at and touch, it is actually ceramic, which is very convenient to handle, just smash it with a hammer."

As soon as these words came out, the villains cried wildly: "Don't hit us!"

"We will act cute!"

"We'll tell jokes!"

"We can make people happy!"

Xie Yun thought about it, could it be that his deepest desire is to be cute and tell jokes to make people happy?

How come he doesn't know that he is so good?

The little people realized that it was useless to beg Hu Zhongtian, so they turned around and started begging Xie Yun, pitifully pushed out a little man, and asked him to say that this little man is really different from other little men, he is wearing two little tugs.

"We'll work for you!" said the two little villains pitifully, "I'll earn you a little money, don't destroy us, we are hardworking, hardworking, self-denying, cute and cute..."

Xie Yun: "..." This is simply putting all the good words on yourself, very brazen.

Hu Zhongtian looked at the villain: "What can you do? You may not even be able to pick up a steel coin."

Villain: "We can sing."

Sound crazy Xie Yun: "Am I not my body? I can't sing!"

Hu Zhongtian explained with a smile: "As long as you want to have a good singing voice in your heart, they will have it."

Xie Yun: "Are you so awesome?"

Xie Yun thought for a while: "Then why are they so smug?"

Did he wish, deep down, that he was a braggart?

Hu Zhongtian whispered: "Some places are still the same as the main body."

Xie Yun: "..."

What he said was so reasonable that he couldn't refute it.

The villain was afraid that they would not believe it, so a group of villains stood together and started a chorus.

Xie Yun didn't know what song they sang, Xie Yun didn't understand the lyrics, anyway, it wasn't Chinese or English, let alone Japanese or Korean, but——

It's really tm nice!

Xie Yun felt that her ears were kissed by an angel as said in the book.

There is even a sense of detachment from reality.

He felt that his soul was trembling, and every fingertip could not suppress the trembling.

After the chorus ended, the little people looked at Xie Yun expectantly.

Because she looks too similar to Xie Yun and the makeup is very abstract, the corners of Xie Yun's mouth twitched: "It's okay to let you stay in the hotel, but you must take off your makeup."

The little people were shocked——

"Then I won't have eyebrows!"

"What about my mouth?"

"When the time comes, find someone to repaint for you." Xie Yun compromised.

The little people cheered happily: "Great!"

"I don't want to be like them for a long time, what a shame!"

"I want to order a tear mole."

"Can I make my earlobes bigger? I heard that people with big earlobes are blessed."

"I want to draw European-style double eyelids."

"I want the lipstick of my aunt's color."

Of course, the clothes also need to be changed. For makeup, Xie Yun can only mail the little people out first, so that they can return to the lifeless appearance of ceramic dolls, and then contacted a makeup expert on Weibo, and even put each doll The request for makeup was sent over, and the other party was asked to paint the makeup according to the number on the doll's bellyband.

The makeup artist who thought he could complete the order quickly this time received the doll and information from Xie Yun.

She looked at the densely packed pages with requirements, her expression gradually froze.

She's going to sit down and raise the price!

As for the position, Xie Yun is going to let them move freely, but they can't be discovered by customers, otherwise they will be served by hammers.

But every night from nine to eight o'clock, they have to sing in the hall.

It is said to the outside world that this is the latest singing machine, but it is just made into a ceramic villain.

When Xie Yun brought the little people back again, the little people changed their appearance.

Some of them wore heavy makeup, which made them appear to be coquettish and cheap.

Some of them wore gold-rimmed glasses and looked aloof and aloof.

It's just that no matter what they are, when they are in front of Di Jun, they will break their skills in a second, and they are crazy like idiots, trying to climb on Di Jun.

So when they were free to move around during the day, they actually tried their best to run up to Dijun to gain a sense of presence.

The little people also started to sing love songs together, all kinds of love songs, if they are not too small, they seem really romantic.

Di Jun was always being annoyed, and being annoyed, Di Jun learned to ignore them.

The villains not only "pursue" Di Jun in their own way.

She always teaches Xie Yun.

For example, when Xie Yun was in a daze alone, they climbed up the table legs and said to Xie Yun incessantly:

"You are too careless."

"You don't even have a [-] bag."

"Why don't you buy a car? I think the Rolls-Royce Phantom is nice."

Xie Yun grabbed the last one: "Have you seen the Rolls-Royce Phantom?"

The villain shook his head: "But I know it's expensive."

Xie Yun didn't want to admit at all that he was the real body of these villains. They were not only stinky, but also worshiped money, which was nothing like him.

"Why don't you sing a love song to Yao Jun?"

"Yeah, why don't you join us?"

The little people looked at Xie Yun and asked questions, their expressions were very puzzled, very real doubts, they couldn't understand Xie Yun from the bottom of their hearts.

Xie Yun poked a villain with his fingers, and the villain's belly was turned upside down. When Xie Yun touched it, he burst out laughing.

"Because you are not me, and I am not you." Xie Yun lay on the table, looking at the group of villains, "Sing me a song, a lullaby."

The little people look at me, I look at you, and finally hold hands and start singing.

"Sleep, sleep, my dear darling..."

Xie Yun really fell asleep.

With these villains around, it felt like he would never lose sleep again.

While Xie Yun was sleeping on the table, a guest came to the door. This guest was not young. He was introduced to the hotel by Jiang Xing. He was a singer, and he sang not pop music, but The bel canto singing with high and low tunes is difficult and has a small audience, but once you can get a reputation and become a master of singing art, it will be completely different.

This guest is the singer Zheng Jiahe of the second echelon in China.

Singers who are not as popular as pop music are not as famous as their counterparts in the first echelon.

He is now in a state of self-defeating decadence.

I feel that my voice is getting worse day by day, and my love for music is getting less and less.

Under Jiang Xing's persuasion, he came to this hotel and brought his own team, including those who wrote lyrics and composed music, to relax and see if he could find new inspiration.

Recently, the number of people in this hotel has suddenly skyrocketed. Because of the release of the movie, it is full every day. The room they booked a week in advance can only come here now.

"This hotel looks quite small." The companion was a little surprised, "Why did Jiang Ge shoot the scene here, and he said it was very exaggerated. It's not a loss if you come here once."

Zheng Jiahe himself didn't understand why: "Anyway, come and live here, it's not expensive, and the air on the mountain is good, so let's treat it as a vacation."

The companion nodded and waited for Xie Yun to leave before they got together to talk.

"Brother Zheng didn't give up on himself, did he?"

"I didn't make it to the last selection, but the level is actually the same. It depends on whose voice the judges like more."

"Hey, I don't know what to do next year."

"It's been three years since I won a heavyweight award, if this continues..."

"I hope Brother Zheng can stay stable."

"Last year, a newcomer overwhelmed Brother Zheng."

"Maybe our lyrics and music are not well written, hey."

"Don't talk, don't talk, the more you talk, the more uncomfortable you feel."

A group of people just walked into the hotel.

When Chen Meng received them, she still looked at Zheng Jiahe who was wearing sunglasses, so she took a few extra glances.

When Zheng Jiahe's assistant opened the room, he smiled at Chen Meng: "Beauty, do you recognize me?"

Chen Meng looked confused: "Recognize what?"

The assistant let out a hey: "Don't pretend to be stupid, it's our brother Zheng. You've been watching him for so long, but you didn't recognize who he is?"

Chen Meng: "Is he famous? It rained yesterday, and it's cloudy today. I only took a few extra glances at him wearing sunglasses."

The assistant shut her mouth, very embarrassed.

Zheng Jiahe waved to his assistant: "Xiao Yang, come here."

The assistant ran over.

Zheng Jiahe said with a smile: "I'm not a superstar, it's normal not to know me, I don't think I need to wear these sunglasses, it's ridiculous."

The assistant comforted: "You are just frustrated for a while."

Zheng Jiahe interrupted him: "It's not just for a while, it's been three years."

In the past three years, he didn't know how many songs he sang, and how many professional-level bel canto competitions he participated in, but he didn't get any rankings, and he didn't have many fans.

Just like the owner of this hotel, he is not from the entertainment circle, but he can become the leading actor in the first movie directed by the actor, and has more than ten million followers on Weibo. Look at him again, he has been so mixed up in this circle For many years, the number of fans is one thousand and two.

Five hundred of them were bought for him by his assistant.

Before, a TV station wanted to invite him to participate in the "Who is the King of Singer" competition, but it is not bel canto, but pop music, so that it can complete the transformation and attract fans, and his qualifications are there, so it will be more face-saving to talk about it .

As a result, Zheng Jiahe didn't go after thinking twice.

He wasn't sure he could sing pop music well, and he didn't think his pop music was necessarily better than others.

He didn't get the grades in his professional circle, and if he still can't get it in the popular circle, then he really has no face to continue singing.

Because of a day's driving and mountain climbing, the group went back to the room to get some rest before going to the restaurant for dinner.

After being shocked by Yi Ya's craftsmanship for a while, he was shocked again by the good looks of the service staff.

"I finally know why Brother Jiang said it's not a loss." The assistant touched his swollen belly, "This can burst my stomach."

"This hotel is pretty good, but it doesn't seem to burn incense very much, and it doesn't play music."

"Who said, this store plays music." The customer next to them heard them talking, stretched their necks and said, "And it's very cool, a group of little ceramic men who are exactly like the boss sing, and the singing is so good, I can't help but listen to it." I was addicted, and I recorded it specially, but the recorded singing was not so shocking.”

The assistant looked disbelieving: "The little ceramic man can sing?"

The guest nodded: "I think the ceramic man has organs in his body that can play songs, but the song is really nice, but unfortunately I don't understand the lyrics, I don't know how to search, the kind of chorus, my whole body feels numb when I hear it. "

The assistant cut it: "You are not talking about singing, you are talking about mythology?"

The guest gave the assistant a blank look: "You'll know it when you hear it, anyway, you're going to be slapped in the face, so I won't scold you."

After speaking, the guest left.

The assistant was sitting on the sofa in the lobby. Zheng Jia and they all went hiking, the assistant was too lazy and didn't want to go, so he rested in the lobby and waited for them to come back.

The clock struck eight o'clock in the evening in the hall, and a group of small ceramic figures were placed on the table in the center of the hall.

"what--"

A beautiful and loud high-pitched voice broke the silence of the hall.

The assistant bounced off the sofa and rolled to the ground, looking at the little people in the middle in disbelief.

The guest who had argued with him before saw him from afar and snorted proudly.

These villains are awesome.

The author has something to say: Little people: "We like Yaojun so much because you like it too!"

Xie Yun: "Shut up, don't I know? Can you let me be free to be shy?"