I woke up with an egg

Ever since he felt that Di Jun was interested in him, Xie Yun felt that everything was popping pink bubbles.

For example, Di Jun asked him to wear autumn clothes, and he wore them honestly. Before his mother asked him to wear autumn clothes, he always obeyed and obeyed. This was the first time he was so obedient.

Hu Er and Hu Niu talked together, and from the corner of their eyes they looked at Xie Yun who was humming and cleaning the table.

The table is not dirty, there is no dust at all, but Xie Yun has been flustered recently, and insists on finding something for himself to do.

"What's the matter with the boss recently? That mouth is grinning every day, but never closed." Hu Er was puzzled. He talked to Xie Yun several times, and Xie Yun looked at him encouragingly with a smile on his face, making him goosebumps The pimple fell all over the floor.

Hu Niu didn't understand either: "I don't know either. Is the boss in a good mood recently? He's often in a daze these days, and it took him a long time to talk to him before he came back to his senses."

The two looked at each other, and Hu Da just walked over. He was very proud recently, because Jiang Xiao didn't know where to read a famous saying, "The relationship between lovers needs to be maintained. It is best to have a small surprise every three days and a big surprise every week." .”

So Hu Da enjoyed the blessing, Jiang Xiao gave him a set of health care last night, and when he got up this morning, he felt a little pain there.

But compared to pain, the enjoyment of mind and body is the best.

So Hu Da looked at his younger brother and younger sister, and felt that they both became cute.

"What's wrong?" Hu Da noticed that he was looking at himself without blinking, a little strange, "What are you looking at me for? I have flowers on my face?"

Hu Er: "Brother, what good thing happened to you? You can't even close your mouth?"

Hu Da was a little shy: "What nonsense are you talking about? Don't talk nonsense, otherwise Jiang Xiao will be shy."

Hu Er: "..."

Well, now he understands that this is the case for people who co-author and fall in love.

Hu Da sighed: "What do you think Jiang Xiao would like? I have saved my salary during this period, so what kind of gift should I buy him?"

Hu Er: "Why don't you ask the boss? The boss is a human race, so he must know better what Jiang Xiao likes."

Hu Da felt that what Hu Er said was very reasonable, and nodded: "Okay, I'll ask the boss."

After speaking, he galloped to Xie Yun who was cleaning the table like a wild horse.

Xie Yun wiped the sweat from his forehead, a little strange: "A gift? Is it a special day? There is no holiday recently? Is it Jiang Xiao's birthday?"

Hu Da smiled shyly: "No, I just want to give him something. Think about it, I'm not a rich second generation, and I don't even have an ID card. I can't do it if I want to marry him abroad. Give him a small gift. Surprise him."

"I can't tell, you're quite romantic." Xie Yun rubbed his chin, "It happens that I'm fine, I'll go down the mountain with you and go shopping in the shopping mall, now I can't think of it."

Hu Da: "Boss! You are such a good person. I have never met such a good person as you, except Jiang Xiao."

Xie Yun: "Stop flattering, you only know a few human races, I'm going to change a pair of shoes."

Hu Da nodded desperately.

When Xie Yun returned to the room, Hu Da stood there thinking about things. He felt that the luckiest thing for him was to have a good father. This father had a high level of cultivation and could feel the call of the demon emperor, so he had the opportunity to come here. hotel.

Being able to use the high-tech products of the human race, I also found a gentle, caring and intelligent partner.

Met such a good boss.

Hu Da felt that he was probably the luckiest among the foxes.

none of them.

After all, Hu Er and Hu Niu are still single foxes now.

Yao Jun was not there when Xie Yun returned to the room, and he probably took the golden egg out for a stroll again. For some reason, Xie Yun felt a little disappointed.

For example, Yaojun likes him and is willing to be Jindan's stepmother, and cares about him to take care of him, but Xie Yun feels that Yaojun doesn't seem to be romantic at all.

Not to mention the candlelight dinner, not even a single sweet word, and the two spend so little time together.

It seems that there is no hope for waiting for Yao Jun to develop a romantic orifice.

Xie Yun rubbed his neck, it seemed that he could only take the initiative.

There's no way, that's what being a husband is like, otherwise, if two boring people fall in love, it's estimated that they won't be able to pierce that layer of paper for 800 years.

Thinking about it this way, Xie Yun felt that he was really a good man.

Hey, maybe Yao Jun took advantage of it.

He went to the mall this time and bought some toys for the golden egg. Although the golden egg can't be played now, Zhao Gongming said that the golden egg is estimated to break its shell in March and April next year, and the golden egg can be played by then.

I hope Jin Dan can be more sensible and treat Yao Jun better, after all, being a stepmother is not easy.

Xie Yun thought of her cousin, who married an uncle and became a stepmother. She treated that child very well, and her own child was not as good as the previous one, but there was no way, she was ungrateful. The child scolded his cousin directly in front of their natal guests.

If his cousin didn't stop him, he would have wanted to beat that child up.

Cousin is also difficult, let's beat and scold her, I am not my own mother, if I really educate, then not only my husband may not stand by him, but even my parents-in-law will also criticize her.

The whole world thinks that the stepmother will not treat the previous child well.

The child ran away from home, and the cousin's husband had to go to work, or the cousin shouted hoarsely, and it took countless people to find the child.

But it's useless, no one remembers her well.

They all felt that she was a little bit worse to that child, she was just a vicious stepmother.

If it's good for the children, that's the job.

When Xie Yun was in college, her cousin called him, and she cried badly on the phone. She also said: "I thought being a stepmother was not difficult. I treat people with sincerity, so I am not afraid that people don't treat me with sincerity. I was wrong." Now, stepmother is really not a human being."

Speaking of which, when Xie Yun graduated from university, her cousin seemed to be divorcing her cousin's husband.

It's just that the child was like taking the wrong medicine again. He refused to let his cousin go, and even said that if she wanted to leave, he would follow her cousin instead of his own father.

Xie Yun is now afraid that after the golden egg breaks, he finds that Yao Jun is going to be his stepmother, and makes Yao Jun feel uncomfortable everywhere.

Yao Jun is so kind to Jindan, Xie Yun sees it in his eyes and remembers it in his heart, even he is not as good to Jindan as Yao Jun is to Jindan.

If Jin Dan makes a fuss in the future and doesn't respect Di Jun, he will definitely beat Jin Dan's ass, and he can't be as irresponsible as his cousin.

Parents don't know how to reconcile, do they still have a sense of responsibility?

What the hell, this kind of person is not worthy of children.

After changing into the sneakers, Xie Yun recruited a mirror.

He straightened his clothes, stroked his hair, and said to himself, "Why am I so handsome?"

Hu Da seldom goes down the mountain, he always feels uncomfortable in the place where the human race is - except for the hotel halfway up the mountain, now with Xie Yun by his side, Hu Da has finally found a backbone, has a boss to rely on, and walks with wind.

Seeing that Hu Da was not looking happy, Xie Yun was a little strange: "Just go shopping in the mall, are you so happy?"

Hu Da nodded fiercely: "Happy! When I think of Xiaoxiao receiving the gift, I am even happier."

"Do you still have nicknames?" Xie Yun teased.

Hu Da was not embarrassed: "I call him Xiaoxiao, and he calls me Datou."

Xie Yun: "Big head? You don't have a big head either."

Hu Da looked around and found no one, so he blushed and whispered to Xie Yun: "He said my head is big."

...Well, very rarely, not to mention being fed dog food, it was still colored dog food.

Xie Yun has a black line on his forehead, but this is still okay to call him, what will he call Yao Jun in the future?Yaoyao?Add a zero and you can wait for the police uncle to come, Junjun?

Well, it seems a bit strange, forget it, let's talk about it later.

There are not many people in the mall, today is a working day, and the population of the town is small, and there are many elderly people who come to the mall to use the air conditioner.

The temperature has dropped sharply recently, and the outdoor temperature is very low. In addition, this is the south, so the temperature will be cold and clammy as soon as it goes down, and it will be cold to the bone.

I heard that people in the north wear short sleeves and a coat in winter. Although they have heating, many people walk on the road without shouting how cold it is.

Unlike the south, once the temperature drops by [-] degrees, we have to find out the long clothes and johns from every household.

Grandpas and aunts sit on chairs in the shopping mall, holding thermos cups in their hands, chatting with friends around them, and a day can pass like this.

"Do you buy cosmetics for Jiang Xiao?" The first floor is full of skin care products and cosmetics, the second floor is a clothing store, the third floor is an outdoor equipment store, and the fourth floor is full of food.

Hu Da thought for a while: "Cosmetics, skin care products are made by Brother Hu Tianbao."

Xie Yun nodded: "OK."

He still has research on cosmetics. When he was in college, his buddy in the dormitory bought cosmetics for his girlfriend every day. He even asked why he didn’t buy something else. That buddy had a lot of research: “You don’t understand, cosmetics are consumables. It’s not a consumable, it’s also a collectible, girls buying that is equivalent to buying a model, it’s one thing to use it or not, but it’s nice to put it there, it’s not too much.”

So the buddies were crazy about doing part-time jobs, and all the money they earned was to buy lipstick, eyeshadow, loose powder, etc. for his girlfriend. Thanks to him, Xie Yun also knew a lot of brands.

Some are expensive, cost more than 1000 for a quarantine, more than 500 for loose powder, and tens of thousands for a whole set.

It's a pity that the two broke up after graduation.

The girl has to go back to her hometown to work, and the buddy has to stay there. The long-distance relationship at the beginning was okay.

But gradually, the contact between the two parties became less and less. The phone calls went from a few times a day to once a day, and then to a week.

On the day we broke up, my buddies called Xie Yun and complained, telling Xie Yun not to look for a girlfriend in another place. There are too few long-distance relationships that can be successful, and you always have to worry about the other party cheating. Now he broke up, but in his heart In fact, I still think about her.

I want to go over the wall and go out to buy snacks for her when I am in college.

When she was unhappy, she skipped class to accompany her to catch dolls.

She stayed up late to help her grab tickets when she was chasing stars.

Although tired, he feels happy. He may never meet a girl who likes her more in his life.

Finally, while talking, the elders from the north cried.

Xie Yun was still thinking at that time that if he fell in love with someone, it would be impossible to go to another place. If the other party was unwilling to follow him, he would follow the other party.

As long as the other party doesn't make principled mistakes, such as cheating or something, he will never break up with the other party.

"Sir, should you buy cosmetics for your girlfriend?" The shopping guide saw the person approaching, and greeted him with a smile on his face.

How did he know that Hu Da didn't follow the routine, he said proudly: "Buy it for my boyfriend."

Shopping guide: "..."

But the shopping guide didn't say anything. After all, there was a commission, so even if the customers bought cosmetics for their pet dogs, it was none of her business.

"Look at this, the water shake powder that I appreciate this year, if your boyfriend has good skin, buy this one, it has a nude makeup effect on the face, so it won't be seen by others." The shopping guide squeezed out a little, wiped it on his hands, A light and thin layer, completely invisible powder.

"This is to brighten the complexion, the makeup is not heavy, it is very suitable for...boys." The shopping guide felt that his ability to tell lies with his eyes open had improved to a higher level.

Hu Da nodded and thought it was pretty good. Last time he heard Jiang Xiao complain that the previous foundation was too heavy.

"That's it, how much is it?" Hu Da took out a lot of money.

When the shopping guide saw that there was a door, the smile on his face became more sincere: "One thousand and two."

Hu Da took a deep breath, mother, why not grab it.

But it’s all good. He came out today with more than 1 yuan in his pocket, and he would not be stingy about it, so he not only bought water shake powder, but also bought nude makeup lipstick and matte eye shadow—all recommended by the shopping guide.

Xie Yun looked at the brand. This brand is a major international brand, and the price is quite normal.

So Xie Yun didn't say anything.

After Hu Da bought everything, the money was spent and there was not much left, so Xie Yun began to choose gifts for Jindan.

He didn't know whether the golden egg would be a human or a bird after it broke its shell, so he didn't need to buy clothes. He bought building blocks and puzzles, as well as gadgets for assembling, as well as traditional small toys such as Jiulianhuan.

Xie Yun wandered around and came to the jewelry side.

It was in the corner of the first floor, no one was looking, the business was deserted, and the shopping guide stood by and did not see Xie Yun.

Xie Yun took a few glances through the glass closet, and suddenly a necklace made Xie Yun unable to walk.

This is a gold necklace, and the pendant in the middle is inlaid with diamonds. The diamonds are not small, but what attracts Xie Yun most is the style of the pendant.

It was a bird that Xie Yun had never seen before. It was carved so vividly that it seemed that a pair of wings were about to take off, and the feathers were also delicately carved. Most importantly... I don't know who carved it. Yes, even carved out the genitals of this bird, but the shape is a bit strange.

That bird thing, does it look like this?

"Is the shopping guide here?" Xie Yun called out in a low voice.

Only then did the shopping guide discover this customer, and immediately walked over: "Which one do you want to see?"

Xie Yun pointed to the necklace through the glass: "That's it."

Shopping guide: "Customers have discernment, this is a unique work of our designer."

In fact, the same batch of customizations were all sold, but this one was not sold. The main reason is that no one wants to wear a three-legged bird around the neck. Those who don’t know think that the bird is in heat.

Originally, what the client wanted was a big bird that looked awesome at first glance. The designer checked the information and thought that the three-legged golden crow was awesome.

As a result, the client looked at the three legs and scolded the designer. The client couldn't be provoked by an ordinary person, so he went to apologize to him in person.

It wasn't a big deal, but the necklace fell on his hand.

The diamond on it is still worth a lot of money, so let it be sold at the counter first, and if it can’t be sold, just dig out the diamond, and get a diamond ring.

Although Xie Yun thought it was a bit weird to have three legs, he couldn't bear to close his eyes, so he asked, "How much?"

The shopping guide smiled and said: "Have you seen this diamond? This diamond is two carats, and the loose diamond is more than 20 yuan. Including the necklace and craftsmanship, I will give you a discount. The total is 26 yuan. What do you think?" Sample?"

... Mother, why don't you grab it.

Xie Yun quickly said, "I'll take another look, and then I'll take another look."

The shopping guide was not angry, nodded, took the necklace back from Xie Yun's hand, and put it on again.

Just as Xie Yun walked out a few steps, he saw a couple walking to the counter just now.

They won't fancy that necklace, will they?

Xie Yun stood there without moving, feeling a little flustered, the price is a bit expensive, but he can afford it now, the previous salary for filming has not been used yet, it is possible that the maintenance of the hotel will be delayed a bit.

"This bird is three-legged gold..." The shopping guide was introducing, and Xie Yun rushed back with a brisk stride.

He said to the shopping guide: "I want it, you wrap it up, make it look better, thank you, can you just swipe the card?"

The shopping guide was taken aback for a moment, and quickly said, "All right."

The young couple quit. Although they may not buy it, what does it mean to cut off their beards?

The boy felt a little embarrassed, and quickly said, "We were watching it just now."

The girl tugged at the boy's clothes and said in a low voice, "You can take what you want. We mainly come to see the ring."

Boy: "No, I haven't said no yet."

Xie Yun was a little helpless, but he also felt that his approach was not very good, so he said: "That's fine, you guys have a look."

The shopping guide put the necklace into the boy's hand again. The boy wanted to save face and asked, "How much is it?"

Shopping guide: "26, the lowest price."

The boy was taken aback, and the girl was also frightened.

Xie Yun didn't embarrass him either, and said with a smile, "Aren't you picking out wedding rings? This kind of necklace must only be worn by one person, not in pairs. Young couples must have a pair."

The boy's anger was gone, and he knew that the other party was looking for a step down for him, so he stopped holding it. He coughed: "Yes, a gentleman doesn't take what others like. If you like it, we won't take it."

Xie Yun asked the shopping guide to wrap it up with a smile.

The shopping guide exhaled, she didn't have to be afraid of the fight between the two just now.

It's okay to fight, but I'm afraid they won't buy it once they fight.

What about her commission?

More than 20 yuan, this commission is much higher than selling [-] to [-] trinkets.

The shopping guide carefully packed the necklace. The box was custom-made, generous and elegant. The surface of the dark red box was plush, and there was brand bronzing on it. The necklace was padded with dark black velvet, which was dignified. The atmosphere makes the b-level of the necklace much higher.

When Xie Yun took Hu Da out of the mall, Xie Yun opened the box and took a look, and found something that he hadn't paid attention to just now.

...This is the legendary big gold chain, right?

Do you have to give Di Jun another watch?

A small watch with a big gold chain, three small barbecues a day?

Xie Yun was amused by his own thoughts, and actually went to buy a mechanical watch, with a silver case, glowing with silvery metal, Xie Yun didn't buy a leather strap, he bought a metal one, he felt that the leather strap was the same as the emperor's watch. Jun's temperament is not suitable.

As a result, Xie Yun saw Watsons next to him when he was buying a watch, thinking that Yao Jun didn’t seem to like to use shower gel very much, but there was a shower gel that Xie Yun liked very much, so he bought shower gel and roll-on beads. Don't sweat it, the smell of rolling beads is quite pleasant.

The shopping guide also noticed that this young man didn't seem to be short of money, so he kept introducing him to Xie Yun.

Xie Yun came out of Watsons in a panic, and was attracted by the perfume shop again.

Hu Da also thought it would be good to buy a bottle of perfume for Jiang Xiao, so the two went in for a stroll together.

Xie Yun bought a bottle of Passion Poison. Xie Yun really likes the taste, and thinks it suits Yao Jun, that kind of male hormone-filled and very mysterious feeling.

Hmm... Hu Da bought a female fragrance, and he thinks this smell is the best match for Jiang Xiao.

So the two fools climbed up the mountain with big bags and small bags.

It wasn't until halfway up the mountain that Hu Da realized: "Boss, who are you buying these things for?"

Hu Da didn't see the necklace, so he couldn't plug in the wings of Brain Bu.

Xie Yun coughed: "Don't ask so many questions, keep it mysterious."

Hu Da honestly shut up.

No, the boss didn't give it to him, so why keep it a mystery from him?

After returning to the hotel, Xie Yun hurried back to the room. He put the gift box in the most conspicuous place on the table, with the watch next to him, and sat on the bed with a smile on his face, waiting to see Dijun's surprise. expression.

Oh, Xie Yun covered his face, it was the first time he fell in love, his little heart was thumping.

Di Jun happened to come back with a golden egg, and when he opened the door, he saw Xie Yun sitting on the bed with a shy face.

Di Jun: "..."

Xie Yun quickly said: "Are you back? Are you tired? Do you want something to eat? I'll make it for you."

Although the word "men" was added, it was obvious that he was speaking to Di Jun. Jindan didn't even have a mouth, so how could he eat?

Di Jun frowned: "Don't be too tired, take care of yourself."

Look, before the relationship is confirmed, Xie Yun is performing the duties of a girlfriend, Xie Yun said happily: "Okay, I won't move."

"By the way, I saw a necklace when I was shopping today. I think it suits you very well." Xie Yun said in a panic, "There are also watches and perfume."

Xie Yun brought the things over as if offering a treasure, and Di Jun put the golden egg on the bed.

When Xie Yun came over with something in his hands, Di Jun looked up and saw Xie Yun's eyes.

He was a little dazed, Xie Yun's eyes are beautiful, at least Di Jun thinks so, both in size and shape are perfect.

Those eyes are smiling, and you can see his emotions even just by looking at them.

Di Jun stretched out his hand uncontrollably, and touched Xie Yun's eyes. Xie Yun closed his eyes obediently, feeling Di Jun's warm fingertips.

Time seems to stand still at this moment.

until--

"puff!"

Golden Egg yelled: "Dad! Golden Egg can fart!"

The author has something to say: Congratulations to Golden Egg for winning the 2018 Best Atmosphere Destroyer.

Jin Dan (twisting his waist): "Yeah!"