I woke up with an egg

Hu Niu is well protected. In the vixen race, women are the easiest to cultivate, but they are also the most vulnerable to temptation.

So Hu Tianbao hardly let Hu Niu know any gender knowledge—she might know a little bit, but it was only a little bit, and it is estimated that the era when a man and a woman can hold hands and have children will remain.

But Xie Yun is not easy to explain to Hu Niu, explain what?He explained that he was playing hooligans, okay?

He could only vaguely say: "They should have no conflicts, so you don't have to worry."

Hu Niu sat on a small bench beside her, and whispered, "My elder brother is timid. When he was bullied, he didn't dare to speak. Every time he came to me, I beat him back."

Xie Yun: "..."

Hu Niu sighed: "I'm afraid he won't tell me if he is being bullied by Mr. Jiang."

Although she couldn't beat up the guests, she could still protect Hu Da.

"They don't have conflicts, so don't worry about it, come and help me when you are in good spirits." Xie Yun said quickly.

Unlike Hu Niu, Hu Da and Hu Er don't have much talent in practice. Hu Zhongtian brought these two sons here purely because he didn't want to give the benefits to other foxes. Anyway, Hu Da and Hu Er knew this, so they didn't mind No psychological imbalance.

No way, the racial characteristics are like this, even if they change their gender now, it's too late.

Hu Niu nodded: "Boss, you have already said that, then I don't care about it."

She was in a daze while picking vegetables, and after a while she asked, "Is there any difference between becoming a fairy and now?"

Xie Yun shook his head, he didn't know either, he never became a fairy, it was still in progress, when asked Nezha and Zhao Gongming, they all said they would know when he became a fairy.

"Actually, I think it's pretty good now." Hu Niu said seriously.

Xie Yun agrees: "I also think it's better now."

"Little sister." Hu Er opened the kitchen door, heaved a sigh of relief after seeing Hu Niu, he glanced at Xie Yun, greeted Xie Yun, and then said, "People from my hometown called, I want you to go back, the elder is sick."

Hu Niu was taken aback, she turned her head: "If you don't go back, what are you going back for?"

Hu Er didn't speak, and he said after a few seconds: "Dad said, you can go back if you want, and forget it if you don't want to."

"What about you? Do you want me to go back?" Hu Niu looked up at her second brother.

Hu Erzhi faltered and couldn't speak.

Hu Niu glared: "What am I going back for? Which one of them treated you well when you were young? Anyway, if I don't go back, whoever wants to go back will go."

Hu Er was a little scared, he shrank his neck: "But if you don't go back, what if the elder's illness becomes more serious? Anyway, he is an elder."

Hu Niu: "Elder shit! They have the nerve to call themselves elders. There are so many male vixens in the clan who can't go to school, and so many have been kicked out. How many of them came back alive?"

After all, vixens are not human beings, and it is not so easy for them to integrate into human society.

And many of them were kicked out when the three views had not yet formed, and they were just young foxes in the clan.

Hu Er didn't dare to speak.

Although everyone was talking and laughing normally, when the time came, he was afraid of his little sister.

He and Hu Da have been bullied since childhood, because they are male foxes, or male foxes with meager demon power, no matter how much effort they put in, there will be no results.

There is also a chain of contempt among children, good cultivation despises bad cultivation, good talent despises bad talent.

Hu Da and Hu Er are neither talented nor good at cultivation, they are one of the best dragging foxes in the clan.

After being beaten, he went back and told Hu Zhongtian, and Hu Zhongtian didn't care about it - he didn't spoil children, and thought it was normal for children to fight.

Hu Da and Hu Er, who were a few years old, spent their childhood under the teasing, beating and scolding of children of the same age.

Later Hu Niu was born.

This younger sister is born with better physique than other foxes, and she is also a rare genius in the clan.

Not only is she in good health, but she is also very smart, and she can quickly learn anything you teach her.

Hu Niu is getting bigger and bigger every day.

Hu Da and Hu Er's personalities have already formed, basically they can't fight back when they are scolded, and when they are bullied, they swallow their tears mixed with their scars.

When Hu Niu found out that Hu Da and Hu Er were being bullied, there was still one time when Hu Da was slapped in the face, and she couldn't hide it.

So Hu Niu, who was still young, dragged Hu Da to find someone to reason with.

The result of the theory is of course that the children fought violently, and Hu Niu beat them all to the ground.

From then on, whenever a vixen bullied them, Hu Er would complain to Hu Niu, and Hu Niu would stand up for them.

Hu Da would not, he was afraid that he would cause trouble for Hu Niu.

The adults never care about the children's affairs, thinking that nothing will happen to the children's fighting.

However, when the accident happened, they couldn't find a place to cry.

"Anyway, I don't care." Hu Niu said seriously, "It's their business to live or die. Anyway, I won't go back."

Hu Er nodded: "That's fine, it's fine if you don't go back."

When encountering problems, Hu Niu is basically the one who decides.

Xie Yun looked at the way the siblings got along and found it quite novel.

But I also feel that Hu Zhongtian's education is really okay.

He has seen the siblings of the human race.

Now most families are normal, and most of them are equal in education.

But for some children educated in the family, the younger brother can beat and scold the older sister as much as they want, and the older sister also thinks that the younger brother is more expensive than herself, so she can beat and scold herself, and she should earn money for her younger brother when she grows up.

Such families exist now.

"Where is Hu Da now?" Xie Yun asked Hu Er.

Hu Er thought for a while, he wouldn't lie, he said what he saw: "He was talking to Mr. Jiang, saying that he wanted to go for a walk with the dog together."

Hu Niu said, "My elder brother has a good personality and is very enthusiastic."

Xie Yun: "..." This is obviously an excuse to go on a date with the dog, okay?Please don't be so naive, both of you!

The corner of Xie Yun's mouth twitched: "Yes."

Walking on the mountain road, Hu Da carefully pulled Jiang Xiao, he pursed his lips tightly, a little nervous, and said shyly: "Be careful, it's very steep here."

Jiang Xiao was also very nervous. I don't know why, since they confessed their love to Hu Da, the two of them often stayed together, and Jiang Xiao seemed to be infected by Hu Da.

You'll blush when you say the last word, let alone a kiss, your whole body will burn when you kiss your face.

There's a... weird, obsessive feeling about it.

It seemed that he had turned into a boy who didn't move at all. Everything in the past seemed to be separated by a layer of fog, and he couldn't see clearly.

Up to now, he has forgotten what Lin He looks like, and how he and Lin He started falling in love.

Now all his mind is on Hu Da.

Hu Da is not a very strong person, and he is not so good at speaking sweet words. He only speaks some earthy love words that he doesn't know where he learned from.

But all of this made Jiang Xiao feel at ease.

Because Hu Da is good-looking, there are often customers who would strike up a conversation with Hu Da, but Hu Da never had any in-depth conversations with him other than polite answers.

Jiang Xiao put his fingers between Hu Da's, and the two intertwined their fingers, their faces turning red like a monkey's ass.

"I, I will treat you well." Hu Da tried his best to restrain his shyness. He looked at Jiang Xiao with a flushed face, and said solemnly, "I will give you everything I have in the future, and I will give you everything."

Jiang Xiao's face was also red, and he didn't dare to look at Hu Da. He looked around helplessly, nodded and said in a low voice, "Yeah."

Hu Da wanted to say something else——

"Jiang Xiao?!"

Jiang Xiao and Hu Da looked over together.

It was a man that Hu Da had never seen before.

But to Jiang Xiao, this man was like a nightmare.

——Lin He is here.

Jiang Xiao's expression changed instantly: "What are you doing here?"

Lin He's expression was very ferocious: "No wonder you broke up so decisively. It turns out that you have already found a home. Jiang Xiao, I can't see it. You are so resourceful."

"But..." Lin He had a malicious smile on his face, "Is he more satisfying to you? If you look like this, are you messing with him or is he messing with you?"

Jiang Xiao took a step forward and blocked Hu Da with his body. He frowned tightly: "Lin He, show some respect!"

Lin He sneered: "Respect? You did something shameless yourself, and you asked me to respect you? It's been more than half a year since we broke up, and you are with such a person, no wonder you don't go on Weibo, you dare not let others Know how horny you are? Can't get through without being fucked?"

"That's what you're talking about?" Jiang Xiao pursed his lips tightly, "Then you've said enough, can you go?"

Lin He smiled: "If you let me go, I will go, so I am not too shameless?"

Jiang Xiao said indifferently: "Then what do you want to do? I remember that we are already in debt."

Lin He glanced at Hu Da who was blocked by Jiang Xiao. He rubbed his index finger and thumb together, and licked the roots of his teeth with his tongue. It would be a pity for Jiang Xiao to take such a good thing. If it was given to him ...

But he didn't come for that.

"You know what's going on on Weibo, right?" Lin He said, "Recently, Taobao's business is also not doing well."

In addition to being picked up, there is another point that the celebrity effect has disappeared.

When there was Jiang Xiao in the past, they could gain a lot of fans just by interacting with each other on Weibo, and their business would also improve a lot with an occasional advertisement.

Now, since Jiang Xiao left, Lin He felt that he was free, and he began to make all kinds of boyfriends.

He's still young, why should he be stuck with one?Later, the more he played, the crazier he became, and Lin He began to attend parties in the circle.

what kind of partyJiang Xiao once sneered at the party.

A group of insiders are in a room, and what happens next will not be detailed.

Jiang Xiao also said to Lin He at the time: "If you keep doing this, you will always get sick, and more than one will get sick."

Lin He at the time also agreed.

But... the temptation and desire of the flesh, when no one stopped him, Lin He couldn't restrain it.

In the past six months, he has been extremely corrupt.

This kind of life made him feel that the choice to break up with Jiang Xiao was the right one. Otherwise, how could he live so comfortably under Jiang Xiao's control all the time?

If it weren't for the lack of money, Lin He would not have come to Jiang Xiao.

He had a malicious smile on his face: "If you come back, I don't care about your affairs with him, and we will still share the money at that time, otherwise I will tell everyone that you, Jiang Xiao, cheated, and you found someone Little boy."

"Think about it, how miserable you will be scolded, and you've been out for so long, don't you have enough money?"

Jiang Xiao was stunned, he didn't expect Lin He to be so shameless.

No matter how lazy Lin He was, at least he couldn't say such a thing.

"Say one more thing?!" Hu Da suddenly shouted.

Both Lin He and Jiang Xiao were taken aback.

Hu Da's face was flushed red, his fists were clenched, and he pointed at Lin He's face: "Try to say something again?"

Lin He wasn't afraid of Hu Da, who looked like he had such a stern face at all. After a moment of astonishment, he straightened his collar, raised his chin, and said condescendingly: "I said, Jiang Xiao owes you, you It's not much better, you two together, use toys?"

As soon as this sentence fell, Hu Da moved.

Jiang Xiao didn't even see clearly how Hu Da moved, he only saw Hu Da rushing from behind him, his fist punching Lin He's face fiercely.

Hu Da's expression looked a little ferocious, as if Lin He was not alone, but a heinous criminal.

With this punch, Lin He's nosebleed was blown out.

Lin He wanted to fight back, but was firmly suppressed by Hu Da.

Hu Da kicked over, and Lin He lay down on the muddy ground.

"Fuck your mother!" Lin He cursed.

Hu Da sat on Lin He's body, his fists fell like raindrops.

It took less than 10 minutes for Lin He to yell at the beginning, to howl later, and finally to beg for mercy.

Jiang Xiao walked over slowly.

Lin He was still blocking Hu Da's fist with his hands, and he shouted as if seeing a savior: "Let him go! Quick! Otherwise, I'll sue you!"

Jiang Xiao whispered to Hu Da: "Linyu, get out of the way."

Hu Da's movements stopped instantly, he raised his head to look at Jiang Xiao, Jiang Xiao had a smile on his face, Hu Da felt aggrieved, he whispered, "He scolded you."

Jiang Xiao squatted down and patted Hu Da's arm: "I know."

Hu Da's eyes were red: "Don't go with him, he is not good to you, I am good to you."

Jiang Xiao nodded, the smile on his face did not disappear: "I know, get up."

Hu Da could only stand up.

Lin He breathed a sigh of relief. He lay on the ground gasping for breath, but he still said hoarsely: "I want to sue him, I want to sue him to death!"

After finishing speaking, he said to Jiang Xiao: "Otherwise, it will be private."

Jiang Xiao asked him: "Why do you want to be private?"

Lin He's eyeballs rolled, he really lived a very rotten life during this period, but he had never had sex with someone like Hu Da. It's so long, if it clamps around your waist, it must be very exciting.

"Of course I am what I say and you do what I say."

Jiang Xiao looked at Lin He, he felt a little dazed, he didn't know how Lin He became what he is now.

When they fell in love, Lin He was a slightly machismo, but very considerate person.

How... did it become like this?

This is no longer a matter of time. Time may change people, but it cannot change their hearts.

Perhaps Lin He was such a person in the first place, but he pretended too well.

Jiang Xiao smiled.

It seems that he really didn't know how to look at people before.

Jiang Xiao looked at Lin He lying on the ground, and countless thoughts flashed through his mind.

Lin He was still waiting for Jiang Xiao to speak, but found that Jiang Xiao was looking at him gloomyly.

Lin He swallowed: "What are you going to do?"

Jiang Xiao stretched out his foot and kicked Lin He fiercely. While kicking, he asked, "Thank you."

"Thank you for not messing around after I left."

"Thank you for letting me see your true colors so early."

"Thank you for coming to my door to vent my anger."

When he thought about it, if Lin He went out to mess around without telling him before, what would he do if he got sick?

Especially for AIDS, there is no hope if you get infected, you have to take injections and medicine for the rest of your life, and even a cold can kill you.

He still has so many years to live, and he doesn't want to live in the torment of illness.

Lin He begged for mercy while being kicked, and when he found out that Jiang Xiao would not spare him, he yelled: "I don't like your mother, Jiang Xiao, you think you are so awesome! You control me so strictly, and you will give me your pocket money." I'm so bad, do you still think you're awesome? You're a jerk without me!"

"You poor bastard!"

"Long a jerk watch!"

Jiang Xiao kicked harder and harder.

Lin He was slowly speechless, and he passed out.

Hu Da then hugged Jiang Xiao from behind, but Jiang Xiao was still kicking Lin He mechanically.

"It's okay." Hu Da comforted, "He's dizzy, don't kick him, don't be angry, he's not worth it."

Jiang Xiao's eyes were red, and tears flowed all over his face without knowing it. He was a little dazed: "How did I fall in love with him at that time?"

Hu Da patted Jiang Xiao's shoulder, Jiang Xiao finally couldn't help it, he bit his lower lip and wept silently.

When they ran a Taobao store together before, they hadn’t become popular on the Internet. At that time, their monthly income was only a few thousand yuan, and they were very poor, but they were very contented. Lin He also said: “We will earn more in the future. Now, we will immigrate to Switzerland and get married. Although I have nothing now, I have a heart."

Later, they became more and more popular and earned more and more money. Because Lin He spent a lot of money, Jiang Xiao took care of the money and gave Lin He 3 yuan a month as pocket money. When he needed to spend a lot of money—for example To buy a car or run an errand, just ask him to pay.

Isn't that what life is all about?

For a pair of lovers, there must always be one who is more careful.

Otherwise, if they are a gay couple, they will definitely not have children in the future, save more money, and when they get old and get sick, they can hire a nurse by themselves.

Jiang Xiao leaned on Hu Da's shoulder, his tears wet Hu Da's clothes.

Hu Da felt very hot, which made him very sad.

When Jiang Xiao raised his head, what he saw was Hu Daye's teary eyes, and he asked in astonishment, "Why are you crying?"

Hu Da shook his head and said with difficulty: "I'm sad."

Jiang Xiao raised his arm to wipe the teardrops from the corners of Hu Da's eyes. His tone was very gentle, as if Hu Da was the most delicate baby: "What's so sad."

Hu Da pointed to Lin He who was almost like a corpse on the ground: "I think he bullied you and scolded you like this before, but I'm not by your side, so I can't beat him up for you, so I feel sad."

Jiang Xiao didn't know what kind of expression he should show, what kind of words he should say, but he knew that his heart was filled at this moment.

The two looked at each other, their eyes met, as if they wanted to watch for such a long time, until they were old.

"Brother!" Hu Er and Hu Niu just rushed over.

They just didn't see Hu Da in the hotel, so they came out to find someone a little bit worried.

In the end, what I saw was Hu Da and Jiang Xiao holding hands and looking at each other affectionately.

Although Hu Er and Hu Niu didn't know what they were doing, they got goosebumps together.

Although I don't know what happened, but...it's so disgusting!

Jiang Xiao and Hu Da separated in an instant, both blushing.

Hu Niu kicked Lin He who was lying on the ground, and asked strangely, "Who is this? It's not a customer in the store, I haven't seen it before."

Hu Er affirmed: "It's not from the store, I remember all the ones from the store."

Jiang Xiao quickly said, "It's my ex-boyfriend who came to trouble me."

Hu Niu nodded: "Since it's causing trouble for you, it means we can't get along with us, how do you want to solve this person?"

After finishing speaking, he said to Hu Er: "Second brother, have you brought the medicine?"

Hu Er nodded: "I take it with me, just in case. Dad said, we can't let people find evidence."

Jiang Xiao was confused: "What are you talking about?"

Hu Niu said to Jiang Xiao solemnly: "Didn't you want to kill him? It must be to destroy the corpse."

Hu Er also agreed: "Yes, my sister is right."

Hu Da also said to Jiang Xiao: "There will definitely be no traces."

Jiang Xiao: "..."

How does he feel... is there something wrong?

"Then what." Jiang Xiao asked, "What are you going to do to him?"

Hu Niu said seriously: "That depends on your wishes. Do you want him to have his arms or legs broken? Whether to turn him into a vegetative state or make him a high paraplegic, or make him disappear, it doesn't matter. We don't have any problems here. .”

After finishing speaking, Hu Niu said in a very humane way: "You have a good relationship with my elder brother, so I won't charge you."

Hu Da nodded aside: "Yes, he has a good relationship with me."

Jiang Xiao: "I... I never thought of killing someone."

Hu Niu nodded: "Then I'll amputate his leg? Left leg or right leg?"

Jiang Xiao was frightened by Hu Niu's serious words: "No, it's not necessary, right?"

Although Lin He is indeed quite hateful, but casually breaking someone's legs does not conform to Jiang Xiao's education since he was a child, nor does it conform to the core values ​​of socialism!

Hu Niu frowned: "How about that?"

Jiang Xiao said quickly: "Let's throw him away, and he will leave by himself after he wakes up."

Hu Niu thought for a while, "Okay."

After speaking, Hu Niu took out a paper bag from her bosom, and then opened the paper bag, which contained a kind of green powder.

It looks very poisonous.

Jiang Xiao watched as Hu Niu opened Lin He's mouth, poured the powder into it, and asked, "What is this?"

Hu Niu said: "We can't let him come to the hotel to make trouble after he wakes up, right? After eating this, his recent memory will be reversed, and he won't come to make trouble."

……

How do you feel... weird?

Is this medicine still available?

These three brothers and sisters are really not to be judged by appearances.

The author has something to say: Hu Niu: "To prevent the world from being destroyed."

Hu Da: "In order to protect world peace."

Hu Er: "A villain who implements love and truth, a cute and charming villain."

Together: "Hu Niu, Hu Da, Hu Er, we are the most loyal waiters in the hotel halfway up the mountain, Baidong, a white tomorrow is waiting for us!"