I woke up with an egg

As night fell, the earth fell into silence, only the sound of insects lingering in my ears, the star curtain opened, and when I looked up, the sky was full of bright stars.

Hong City is a city without heavy industry, which makes the sky in Hong City as clear as a spring. The sky is clear during the day and the stars are shining at night. It is a very livable city.

When Lin He woke up, he opened his eyes and saw this piece of night sky.

His mind was very unclear, and he felt that he had probably ascended to heaven in a trance. It was only when he started to move his body that he realized the fact that he was still alive.

He remembered being beaten, but he didn't have the slightest impression of who and why he was beaten. He only felt pain all over his body, including his head.

"Why am I here?" Lin He mumbled to himself inexplicably, and struggled to get up from the ground. Now his whole body is covered in mud, and his face is covered with dried nosebleeds. He was once known as the most handsome man in the gay circle. The man in 1 looked like a beggar in embarrassment at this time.

Lin He touched his pocket, the phone was gone, and he had no money in his wallet. Most of his money was in the phone, not transferred to the card.

Really penniless now.

How to go back?

I can only find someone to transfer money to my card, and I have to borrow a mobile phone first.

Lin He limped down the mountain.

"Can I borrow your phone?" Lin He didn't look in the mirror, not knowing how embarrassed he looked.

The girl whom he borrowed the phone looked at him vigilantly: "What are you doing? Don't borrow it."

Recently, there have been more and more people robbing mobile phones through the interface of borrowing mobile phones, and this person does not seem to be a good person, so borrowing mobile phones is a ghost.

Lin He hit a wall all day, he went to the hotel to borrow a landline, and called his boyfriend.

"I want to borrow..."

The boyfriend said viciously: "Get out!"

He hung up the phone immediately after speaking.

He forgot that he went to participate in the erosive play.

There was no way, Lin He could only call his friends, but before he could mention the money, they all hung up the phone on the grounds that they were not free.

That night, Lin He could only sleep in the park.

There is only one town at the foot of Qingyun Mountain. The park in the town is not big, but it is well maintained. After all, it is a tourist attraction, and there is still what it should be, but it is a little smaller.

Because there is self-drinking water, drinking water is not allowed, so Lin He found a bench, and lay down on the bench to sleep after drinking the water.

Before lying down, he was still thinking, how did he become so miserable?

How can he get together the travel expenses to go home?

"Hey! Who let you here? Did I agree?"

Just when Lin He was about to close his eyes and go to sleep, someone above his head said this sentence.

Lin He opened his eyes, and what he saw was a man with greasy hair, dirty face, and rags on his body. This man was about 40 years old, he didn't look strong, and his body was emitting a bad smell.

"Ouch—" Lin He couldn't hold back.

"Fuck, you vomit!" The man was irritated by Lin He's vomiting, he grabbed Lin He's hair, hit his head against the bench, and cursed, "You bastard, grab me!" I’m still throwing up on my bed, throwing a hammer at your mother! I’ll let you know who the fuck is son today!”

Half a month later——

"Going back?" Jiang Xiao received a call from a friend. Although he hadn't gone back for a long time, he was still in touch with his friend. The friend still paid attention to Lin He because of Jiang Xiao's atmosphere.

In short, everyone is happy to see that Lin He is not doing well.

The friend's tone was very excited: "Yeah, he's back, you didn't see it, it's so relieved. I don't know how he came back. I heard people said that he came back from begging all the way. He looks like that. If you see him, you will I can’t recognize her, and she’s speaking upside down, and there seems to be something wrong with her brain.”

Jiang Xiao was in a complicated mood. He turned his head to look at Hu Da who was diligently cleaning the table, and said to his friend, "Don't talk about him, by the way, I'm in a relationship."

The friend smiled and said: "It's time to talk. It's been half a year since Lin He's incident. We're all afraid that you won't be able to think about it. If you can think about it, it's good. Who dares to say that he won't meet a scumbag in his life? "

Jiang Xiao smiled and said, "Come over to play when you have time, I'm still in the hotel."

The friend was a little strange: "Why are you still in the hotel? Your boyfriend is also in the hotel?"

Jiang Xiao: "Yes, he works in a hotel."

The friend was stunned: "Holy shit, I remember reading Weibo before, saying that all the staff in that hotel were so handsome. Come on, bring the photo, or I will bite you."

"Okay, I'll send it to you." Jiang Xiao sent the photo, and then said proudly, "He looks good."

Hu Da's appearance is very delicate, like a ceramic doll, but with a natural charm.

Anyone he glanced at seemed to be leading someone to commit a crime.

Friend: "You are incredible, Jiang Xiao, you have taken all these things down. It seems that you are still young. After all, your boyfriend's temperament... doesn't look like 1. Could it be that you take turns... ...?"

There are few 1s in this circle, so many 0s live together as partners, and that thing happens in turn, and I cherish my time as a 0 very much.

My friend suspects that Jiang Xiao is in the same situation now. To be honest, if this is the case, it would be a bit miserable.

Jiang Xiao blushed a little, but he couldn't hear the shyness in his voice, and said seriously: "I don't know, I didn't ask him, he doesn't seem to be very interested in this aspect..."

Friend: "No way, how long have you been talking?"

Jiang Xiao: "Over a month."

The friend was silent for a while: "...Well, it's okay."

Jiang Xiao added: "But we have been in contact for more than three months, close to four months."

The friend sighed: "Have you not shaved your legs recently? Is your beard clean? Are roller balls and perfume useful?"

Jiang Xiao: "The trousers I'm wearing recently...haven't been shaved. To be honest, I don't like shaving too much. My beard is shaved very clean. The temperature on the mountain is lower and I don't sweat much. I don't use roller beads. Perfume …After spraying it once, he said it had a strange smell, so I stopped spraying it.”

The friend was dumbfounded: "How can I listen to you, your boyfriend is quite straight."

Jiang Xiao sighed: "I don't know, and he is very innocent, kissing is mouth to mouth, and his face is very red."

This time the friend turned pale with shock: "No way, Jiang Xiao, you are so lucky, is it still a good idea to find such a handsome boyfriend?"

Jiang Xiao: "..."

The friend smiled: "I won't be joking with you anymore, don't be embarrassed, just ask, is it okay to be a little bit better? Otherwise, you can spend the rest of your life with your toys."

Jiang Xiao whispered: "Fortunately, you are not by my side, otherwise I would have shaved all your eyebrows while you were sleeping."

The friend smiled and said a few more words.

Then he asked: "Is it okay to show the photos to Jiang Jia and the others? They are all worried about you. Also, your fans have recently private messaged me to ask about your recent situation. You'd better post a Weibo to tell them Let me just say, don’t make fans worry all the time.”

Jiang Xiao nodded: "Understood, then I'll hang up, bye."

Xie Yun was embroidering while looking at his mobile phone. He recently learned to use two things at once—of course, when no one was watching. Zhinu probably felt that as Xie Yun's embroidery teacher, she had not fulfilled her duties as a teacher. Yun became stricter.

In the past few days, Xie Yun dreamed that he was embroidering, and the embroidering was a particularly difficult double-faced dragon and phoenix, and he cried in his dreams.

Wori, who invented double-sided embroidery!

He completely forgot that he used to say that double-sided embroidery is a treasure of human art.

"Brother Yun." Jiang Xiao walked to Xie Yun's side. He is older than Xie Yun, so there is no problem in calling him that.

Xie Yun put down the needle and thread in his hand, his eyes were red, almost like a rabbit, looking extremely pitiful.

Jiang Xiao: "...are you busy?"

Xie Yun shook his head: "I'm not very busy, but my eyes are sore after embroidering for a long time, what's the matter? What's the matter?"

Jiang Xiao looked around and didn't find the three brothers and sisters of the Hu family, so he told how he met Lin He before, how Lin He was beaten up by Hu Dahe himself, and then how Hu Niu said about the destruction of corpses and traces.

Xie Yun: "..."

Jiang Xiao asked in a low voice, "What kind of work did they do before?"

Destroying corpses and eradicating traces can be said so smoothly?

Xie Yun hurriedly explained: "They must be joking with you. Think about it, if the three of them are really criminals, they must have been arrested long ago. Just rely on their faces and recognize each one."

Jiang Xiao was silent for a moment: "What you said makes sense."

Xie Yun breathed a sigh of relief: "So, don't scare yourself, they are all good people, law-abiding citizens."

"By the way." Xie Yun asked, "Why did you come here and ask me?"

Jiang Xiao was a little embarrassed: "Because you are their boss, if something happens to them, you won't let people arrest them, but look for evidence first, and if the situation is not good, I will take them away .”

Great, this is all ready to go.

Xie Yun didn't know whether to praise him or despise him.

Jiang Xiao said with some embarrassment: "I never told you, in fact, Hu Da and I..."

Xie Yun waved his hand: "I know, you are in love. I am not a feudal parent. If you are in love, just fall in love. Just don't show your affection. You must always think about a single dog like me."

Jiang Xiao was speechless.

Xie Yun said viciously: "In the past, those homeboys said that heterosexuals should be burned to death. I think they should be burned to death, leaving a lot of single dogs. Don't dislike anyone."

Jiang Xiao was finally amused this time, and his brows that had been frowning all the time relaxed.

Xie Yun smiled and said, "Are you feeling better?"

Jiang Xiao nodded embarrassedly: "It's much better."

"Hu Da is very good." Xie Yun said, "But there are some things I can't tell you. I have to let him tell you. You don't have to worry. He will naturally say that he is not a bad person when the time comes."

Jiang Xiao nodded: "I know, I've been with him for so long, if he's a bad guy, it's impossible for me to like him."

Xie Yun had a look of connotation: "It turns out that you don't like him, but you like him."

The corner of Jiang Xiao's mouth twitched: "Boss, I didn't expect you to be so dirty."

Xie Yun laughed twice: "Then I will continue to embroider."

Before Jiang Xiao left, he also teased Xie Yun: "Boss, come on, try to practice the Sunflower Book, I'll wait for you."

Xie Yun clenched his fist and said to Jiang Xiao: "Be careful, I will beat you."

After Jiang Xiao left, Xie Yun continued to embroider conscientiously. He thought that he could embroider in a decent way. Although he was not as good as Weaver Girl, he still had some looks. Apart from embroidery, he also had to learn how to make small ornaments. Bought a lot of messy things back.

Zhinu also taught him how to make hairpins. When she was teaching, she said: "After you learn this, you can use it as a hotel gift. The cost is not high, and the effect will definitely be good."

The hairpins are made of copper and will oxidize, but Zhinu taught Xie Yun a fairy technique that can keep these hairpins from oxidizing for at least ten years.

Of course...the reason why there is a time limit is because Xie Yun doesn't have any immortal skills, and it's all due to Zhinu's bonus.

At ten o'clock in the evening, Xie Yun could finally rest, and at this point he had to go and see the golden egg.

So he went straight into Dijun's room. Recently, he didn't have to knock on the door when he entered Dijun's room, and he went there on time every day.

"Baby!" Xie Yun stretched out his arms to Di Jun who was sitting on the sofa as soon as he entered the door.

The golden egg jumped up from Di Jun's arms, and then also shouted: "Father!"

After shouting, he rushed into Xie Yun's arms like a whirlwind, and Xie Yun was almost knocked off his back by the impact.

"Is the golden egg good today?" Xie Yun sat aside holding the golden egg.

Jin Dan bounced slightly in Xie Yun's arms, and said seriously: "I am also very good today, if you don't believe me, go to dad."

Xie Yun turned to look at Di Jun.

He felt that even if Jin Dan was not good, Di Jun would not speak out.

After all... Di Jun really has a low bottom line!

The last time he saw the golden egg bouncing around the room, he broke the glass bottle next to it.

Originally, Dijun would conduct criticism and education in the future.

As a result, Di Jun said, "Is it fun?"

Golden Egg: "It's fun!"

Then Di Jun patted the golden egg, and said to the golden egg: "Next time, Dad will buy you more."

It would be strange if he was not used to being a bully!

However, Xie Yun also thought about it seriously. This may be because Yao Jun never raised a child, and the golden egg was not born by Yao Jun, so it is not easy to discipline.

So every night when Xie Yun came over, he was actually preparing to educate Jin Dan, so that Jin Dan would not become lawless under Di Jun's favor.

Otherwise, when the shell was broken and troubles were caused, Xie Yun probably wasn't a god at the time, and if he was really punished by heaven, Xie Yun would be helpless.

Not everyone is Nezha, and not everyone has a strong background like Master Nezha.

Xie Yun said to Jindan: "Did Jindan cause trouble for your father today?"

Jindan: "No! Dad even praised me!"

Xie Yun glanced at Dijun, then at Jindan, and asked strangely, "What did your father praise you for?"

The golden egg said proudly: "The golden egg is round, and the golden egg is the most beautiful egg in the world."

Xie Yun: "...our golden eggs are quite round."

The golden egg was very excited: "Dad, wait for me. When the golden egg is rounder, you can go bowling with the golden egg. I will definitely knock them all off."

The child's filial piety really... made Xie Yun tearful.

"No need." Xie Yun praised the golden egg gently, "I know that the golden egg is good to Dad, but there is no need for the bowling ball."

The golden egg was puzzled: "Why? Uncle Nezha said that the golden egg would definitely become a great bowling ball."

Xie Yun was silent, he looked at Di Jun, his eyes sent out a call for help.

Di Jun: "..." Why is this person flirting?The child is still there, too inattentive to the impact.

So Xie Yun stared at Di Jun, and Di Jun also stared at Xie Yun, neither of them spoke.

Xie Yun winks at Di Jun again.

Di Jun finally couldn't bear it and said, "Golden eggs."

Jindan asked strangely, "Father, what's wrong?"

Di Jun: "Come to Dad."

Xie Yun breathed a sigh of relief, and Di Jun also breathed a sigh of relief.

Xie Yun breathed a sigh of relief because he finally didn't have to answer Jindan's question.

Di Jun breathed a sigh of relief because he didn't need to be winked at by Xie Yun in front of his children.

Jindan was young and didn't notice this strange atmosphere, and groaned in Dijun's arms, as if he was a little angry that his father didn't hug him.

He also asked: "Can I go to study after breaking out of my shell?"

"I want to go to kindergarten."

Xie Yun came to the spirit, it is a good thing for a child to be eager to learn. Although his child is not a human being, it is also a good thing to have knowledge.

So Xie Yun said: "Baby, do you want to be a scientist in the future? Or a pilot?"

Jin Dan thought about it seriously: "I want to be a kindergarten student."

Xie Yun asked patiently: "Dad asked about career, what do you want to do when Jindan grows up?"

Jindan continued to say seriously: "Kindergarten students, brother Nezha said that kindergarten is the best, you don't need to study, I have someone to play with me every day, and there are snacks to eat."

very good……

Xie Yun no longer knew what expression to show.

"Okay." Xie Yun surrendered, the golden egg is too small, and it is estimated that he will be able to understand a lot of Xie Yun's words when he is older, so Xie Yun said, "We as long as the golden egg is happy."

It was twelve o'clock when Xie Yun returned to his room, and he had to get up at five o'clock tomorrow morning.

After he opened the door to wash up, he saw that Nezha seemed to be chatting with someone very seriously.

Xie Yun didn't care too much, after all, Nezha at least looked small, and he was already an adult fairy.

Just when Xie Yun was about to go to bed, Nezha suddenly asked, "Xie Yun, what does it mean to knock you?"

Xie Yun's original pajamas suddenly disappeared.

No way, which great god is so cruel, dare to tell Nezha to beat your mother?Isn't this looking for a beating?

Xie Yun didn't dare to tell the truth, there is no benefit in being an honest person, so he said vaguely, "I just want to greet your elders."

Nezha nodded: "It turns out that typing has such a meaning, which is quite interesting."

then……

the next day.

Xie Yun watched Nezha greet Suixing.

Nezha said to Suixing, "Knock you."

Sui Xing: "???"

Nezha said to Zhinu, "Knock your mother."

Zhinu: "?"

In the end, Nezha found Zhao Gongming, and said to Zhao Gongming, who was on the Internet: "Knock you."

Zhao Gongming was shocked!But he didn't dare to directly express his dissatisfaction to Nezha, so he could only sit aside and cry aggrievedly: "How can you say that, bullying me without a mother is an orphan, right?"

Xie Yun could only grab Nezha before he greeted Di Jun, and explained the meaning of the word to Nezha seriously.

Nezha was furious: "Okay! How dare he scold me! And you, how dare you deceive me."

Xie Yun could only say good things: "A new game console?"

Nezha glared: "Would I care about a game console?"

Xie Yun: "The latest interactive game console newly launched."

Nezha: "Oh."

Xie Yun was silent: "A gaming laptop, a new gaming console."

Nezha: "Don't think I'll forgive you, forget it, I won't argue with you this time."

Xie Yun: "..."

Nezha glanced sideways at Xie Yun, and coughed lightly: "But next time, you must tell me as soon as possible."

After finishing speaking, he rushed into the room, and said while driving, "See if I don't spray him to death."

Nezha doesn't know how to swear at all, he just copied the swearing words on the Internet, and then set the shortcut keys for chatting.

This is to spray people without gaps.

The other party who sprays doubts life.

"Thank you, boss!" A man with a beer belly came in. He combed his hair back, but because of the Mediterranean Sea, there were only a few hairs on his forehead. After applying the hairspray, these hairs looked particularly hard. At first glance, he looked like a big boss. .

Xie Yun looked at the other party and thought for a long time before finally remembering: "Boss Zhao."

This Boss Zhao was the one who asked him to buy cloth, in fact, to buy curtains.

"Oh, I was too busy before, and it ended up being delayed until now." Boss Zhao smiled and shook hands with Xie Yun.

He was very fat, his hands were white and fat, like steamed buns, he said to Xie Yun with a smile, "I'm here specially this time."

"Let's talk about the price again." Boss Zhao said.

The reason why he didn't come here was also because the price he said before was too high. At that time, he was excited and passionate, and he didn't take the money as money. When he recovered, he regretted it half to death.

Xie Yun: "Then how much do you think is appropriate?"

To be honest, Xie Yun felt that either he would not sell it, or it would be impossible to sell it cheaply.

Nonsense, Weaving Maid wove it by herself, it wouldn't be too much to buy one piece for a million, right?

Boss Zhao said: "Actually, the main problem is the style. If they are all of the same style, they will definitely not sell for much money. However, each horse has a different style, and each horse is unique, so the price must be different. "

He specializes in clothing business, both cheap and high-end.

Both domestic and international designers have cooperation.

It is hard to say whether new materials and new styles will be successful in this circle.

After all, there are very few works that must have concepts, be appreciated by professionals, and preferably be understood by the public.

"Well..." Xie Yun touched his chin, but didn't answer right away.

Boss Zhao smiled amiably at the side: "If the embroidery is of the same standard and each piece has a unique style, I can order ten pieces immediately, [-] yuan each, and sign a long-term supply contract. Thank you, boss. How about it?"

Xie Yun didn't answer right away, Boss Zhao became anxious, and grabbed Xie Yun's wrist: "Boss Xie, think about it carefully, I'm not a rich man, it's really hard to get more..."

Boss Zhao wanted to say something more, but he suddenly felt a cold gaze, which made his whole body stiff, and he almost wanted to dig a hole into it.

So the obese Boss Zhao used a posture that a person of his weight would never be able to do, and completed an agile and light jump, like an overweight orange cat doing a 360-degree turn in the air.

After completing the action, that line of sight disappeared as expected.

Boss Zhao was taken aback, hey, he didn't do anything shameful, why did he do such a difficult move?

In the distance, Di Jun hugged the golden egg, lowered his eyebrows, his eyelashes cast shadows on his cheeks, cold and distant.