I woke up with an egg

Xu Jiaojiao set off. She hasn't graduated from high school yet, but she doesn't want to go to school anymore.

Her skin has become like this, and the classmates in the class are not even willing to talk to her, and many people even laugh at her behind her back, saying that she is a monster with a bad face.

When it was first mentioned, the classmates only dared to whisper behind their backs, and she didn't dare to say anything. She is an introverted person by nature, and she only dared to bury her head and cry when others said it.

Later, I didn't want to read it anymore. Her mother thought it was normal for a child of this age to have acne. What's the matter?Still have to waste money on treatment?They didn't take Xu Jiaojiao to the hospital either.

Xu Jiaojiao can only use her pocket money and living expenses to buy medicines online.

What kind of handmade soap, anti-acne cream, and anti-acne facial cleanser have all been used, to no avail.

She was wearing a mask, a black backpack, and long-sleeved trousers. She told her parents that she was going to live at a classmate's house for a few days, and then left.

Anyway, she has a younger brother, and her parents don't care much about her, and she won't ask too much when she goes to live with a classmate.

The hotel is off-season this season, there are not many people, Xu Jiaojiao has just finished climbing the mountain, her face is covered with sweat, she looks really shabby.

"Sister, I heard that some of you can cure acne, right?" Xu Jiaojiao impatiently leaned her head over, her eyes wide open, staring at Chen Meng.

Chen Meng broke out in a cold sweat from being stared at by her, and said quickly: "Yes, yes, I will call Brother Hu out."

In the evening, when she was eating in the restaurant, Xu Jiaojiao held her chest out, her white face was filled with a smile, and even when she was eating, she was smiling.

She came out in a hurry and didn't bring much money. In fact, she was also afraid, afraid of meeting bad people, afraid that she didn't even have the money to go back by car.

The money is still borrowed from the little sisters who have a good relationship.

You got twenty and I got thirty, and there was a well-connected and rich family member who gave her a thousand directly.

But Xu Jiaojiao wasn't worried. Although she had a younger brother, her parents obviously valued her younger brother more, but they treated her well. At least they didn't deduct pocket money, new clothes and living expenses, they just didn't care too much.

If she goes back with her current face, her parents will definitely make up the money.

"I'm leaving today." Xu Jiaojiao said to Hu Tianbao, she didn't dare to look at Hu Tianbao directly when she was talking, she just looked at him secretly, her face turned red, this uncle is really handsome, but it's a pity that he is not as old as her The gap is too big.

Hu Tianbao was eating, and he nodded: "Then be careful on the road, it's best to ignore strangers talking to you."

Xu Jiaojiao lowered her head and smiled.

She was a pretty little girl with fair skin and big eyes, but her nose was a bit flat.

But a flat nose doesn't affect her good looks, after all, she is young, and her whiteness hides her ugliness.

What's more, the eyes are big, which is very flattering.

"You don't need to pay for the mask and facial cleanser." Xie Yun said from the side, "If you buy it next time, just send me a WeChat message, and I will send it to you, and the money will be calculated next time."

Xu Jiaojiao said: "I'll go back and ask my parents to ask for it, and then pass it on to you. I won't take advantage of it."

She really has no money, she is sitting in a hard seat, and if she has to sit for a day and a night, the ticket is 900 yuan, more than [-] for a round trip.

In addition to staying in a hotel for one night, there is also a meal fee.

The money is definitely not enough, but she also knows why people who have no relatives and no reason help her?

It is to see a little girl of mine who has traveled thousands of miles and is willing to help her, but she cannot consume the kindness of others.

Otherwise, someone more pitiful and poorer than her would come, and the hotel owner might not be willing to help when he thought that his kindness had not been rewarded.

The predecessors planted trees and the descendants enjoyed the shade, Xu Jiaojiao also wanted to be the one who planted trees.

"Then I'm leaving." Xu Jiaojiao stood at the door with a backpack on her back and waved to Xie Yun and Hu Tianbao.

After she left, Hu Tianbao looked at Xie Yun who was checking the accounts and said, "Have you been doing less recently?"

Xie Yun looked up blankly: "A lot."

It's just that there are not so many guests, so it's still a little easier.

Hu Tianbao said earnestly: "I will teach you the recipes for facial mask, facial cleanser, shower gel, and shampoo."

Xie Yun: "Huh?"

Hu Tianbao sighed: "I can't spend my time on this, but I can't ignore such a child. It's better to teach you. You can still learn a craft. You don't have too many skills to overwhelm you." ,dont you agree?"

Xie Yun: "...Brother Hu."

Hu Tianbao interrupted him: "It's Teacher Hu."

Xie Yun: "..."

Between embroidery, cooking, and daily work, Xie Yun began to learn how to make skin care products from Hu Tianbao.

In time, Xie Yun felt that he would become a perfect friend of women.

In the early hours of the night, when Di Jun went out for a shower with the golden egg in his arms, he saw Xie Yun collapsed on the sofa at a glance.

Xie Yunlei couldn't even lift his hands. He thought making skin care products was easy, but it wasn't easy at all, okay? Embroidery hurts his eyes, and making skin care products hurts his wrists.

"Daddy..." Xie Yun stretched out his claws and made a difficult movement to climb up, "Daddy Yaojun, I think I'm going to die of exhaustion."

Di Jun watched Xie Yun get up from the sofa as if he had no bones, and the corners of his mouth curled up a little bit invisibly.

"Really?" Di Jun asked softly.

Xie Yun quickly said: "That's right, look at my hands."

He raised his hands up.

Xie Yun's fingers are long and slender, with white skin and rounded nails, no matter how you look at them, they look very delicate, but now they are curled up like chicken feet.

"Very good." Di Jun said.

Xie Yun sighed: "I will be a 24-filial good father from now on."

Isn't that right? I can cook, embroider, and make skin care products. Besides, I can clean up the house and make small things.

There is also Tian—although it was transformed from a garden, it has strength.

No matter from which aspect, he, Xie Yun, is a perfect man suitable to be a father.

And he has a good personality.

Thinking of this, Xie Yun felt pretty beautiful again: "I'm quite talented, I can learn it all."

Jin Dan also said in a very face-saving manner: "My father is the best."

Xie Yun was praised by his own child, and quickly stretched out his hand to Di Jun and said, "Master Yao Jun, let me hold the golden egg."

Di Jun didn't refuse either, and directly sent the golden egg to Xie Yun's arms.

"Baby, it's heavy again." Xie Yun teased the golden egg.

Jindan said earnestly: "Father said, this is me growing my body, and I will be very strong when my shell breaks."

Xie Yun smiled and asked, "Better than your father and me?"

How did Jin Dan seem to be thinking seriously, and after thinking, he said: "Daddy is not strong, but Daddy is thin."

Probably thinking of something, Jin Dan said again: "The meat on Dad's belly is soft, I like Dad's belly."

Xie Yun's smile froze instantly.

Di Jun on the side was expressionless and secretly laughing.

Xie Yun touched the golden egg. It seems that fitness must be put on the agenda. I think he still had four-pack abs when he was in college, and he was still very attractive at that time...just.

He still remembered that a few girls liked him before, and at that time he also wanted to get in touch with them, but after a few days of contact, their relationship became like good friends, and there was no ambiguity anymore.

It was only now that everyone was at work, and people told him: "You looked very handsome at that time, and you were also enthusiastic, but your personality is the same as if you didn't grow up, and you don't feel safe."

Xie Yun sighed, he felt that he had a pretty good personality, why didn't he seem to have grown up?

"Master Yao Jun, tell me, do I look mature?" Xie Yun looked at Di Jun with a serious face, his lips were slightly pursed, and he was trying to put on a mature and steady look.

Di Jun shook his head.

Like a leaky ball, Xie Yun was instantly discouraged.

Xie Yun propped his neck and said to himself: "What kind of maturity is it?"

Di Jun said: "It's good that you are like this."

Xie Yun looked at Di Jun suspiciously: "Really? Will people think I'm particularly naive? But I don't think it's naive."

Di Jun: "Mature or immature, it's up to you."

Xie Yun was taken aback, touched his chin, looked at Di Jun seriously and said, "Daddy, if I were a girl, I would really marry you."

After finishing speaking, I still laughed: "No, even if I'm a girl, the court doesn't allow me to fall in love."

After finishing speaking, he laughed and said to Dijun: "Before I become a fairy, I must have a relationship, otherwise it will be too bad."

Di Jun: "..."

Xie Yun still thought perfectly: "And Nezha also said that it may take hundreds or thousands of years for me to become a fairy. If I fall in love like this, I can also be responsible for others, at least for their whole life."

Di Jun was silent for a while, and then said: "You are not old, your wife is old, isn't she sad?"

Xie Yun was taken aback for a moment, he really didn't expect this, but this is indeed...

If he finds a wife, and the wife is not old, when he gets old, he will definitely be very sad.

They grow old together, but what about the other who never grows old?

"Hey." Xie Yun waved his hand, "Forget it, I'd rather not harm others, and just be a bachelor for the rest of my life."

Jin Dan said: "Father is not a bachelor, father has me and father, we are a family."

Xie Yun hugged the golden egg and kissed it: "Yes, our baby is right, dad is not a bachelor."

...Wait, this logic doesn't seem right, having a child doesn't mean he's not a bachelor, he's still a virgin!

Don't you even have a chance to get rid of the magician before becoming a fairy?

Xie Yun wants to cry but has no tears, it's so miserable!

"Brother Yun?" A gentle female voice sounded, "What are you doing here? Are you here to pick me up?"

Xie Yun looked up, and Zhinu came back.

Zhinu had been gone for a long time this time, nearly two months, so I didn't see Hu Tianbao, and I didn't know that Hu Tianbao had replaced Yuelao.

Xie Yun hugged the golden egg and sat up, made room for Di Jun, and asked Di Jun to sit down too, and then asked Zhinu: "Sister Zhi, how are you?"

The corners of Zhinu's lips collapsed in a smile, and the expression on her face was not good. She said with a cold face: "It's still the same, he really thinks he is my husband, if it's not... If it's not for the child, I will Killed him long ago!"

Xie Yun was still a little strange: "But isn't the cowherd a mortal? Can he live so long?"

It is understandable that the child can live for such a long time. After all, the mother is a Weaver Girl, and she is also a half-celestial being.

But Cowherd doesn't have this bloodline.

"Then why haven't you thought about taking the child with you? Then you don't have to see him again?" Xie Yun asked the doubts in his heart.

Zhinu shook her head, her face was full of resentment and sorrow: "Although my children have immortal bones, they are not complete. They are neither human nor immortal, but they are no different from monsters. They can't become or go to the sky. Even if I bring them When they arrive at the Heavenly Court, they will be sent down in the end.”

This is why she goes to see the cowherd every year.

When Zhinu mentioned Cowherd, her eyes were full of pain and fierceness: "Just endure it like this, whether he is a real fairy or not, I will compare with him, and he will always die first."

Xie Yun looked curious: "Why can the cowherd live so long?"

Zhinu sneered: "His old cow was demoted from the Heavenly Court, and then encouraged him to steal my clothes and let me give birth to him. The old cow didn't know where to get the elixir for him to eat."

Zhinu: "That cow really thinks that the cowherd will keep me, and that they will all become immortals and go to the Heavenly Court to be re-ranked in the immortal class. Just dream!"

Every family has scriptures that are difficult to recite, and the family of gods is almost the same.

Xie Yun comforted: "Stop talking about this, sister Zhi, you go to rest first, I will cook you a sumptuous meal tonight."

Zhinu's expression also eased, she took out something from the universe in her sleeve, and handed it to Xie Yun.

Xie Yun asked curiously, "What is this?"

This is a golden gourd, except for the color, it looks the same as a real gourd, no matter in size or shape, it is exactly the same.

Zhinu smiled and said: "I've been living here all the time. I heard you said that there was not enough manpower a while ago, so I asked the empress and brought the golden gourd. Nine-headed pheasant essence and jade pipa essence."

Xie Yun swallowed.

This is……

Invite Daji, Hu Ximei and Wang Guiren.

These three monsters are really big monsters that can be immortalized in the history of monsters.

Come to think of it, it is very face-saving to say that it was ordered by the empress Nuwa to go to the court for cholera.

It's just that the ending is a bit bad.

"Then what, are these three still alive?" Xie Yun asked.

Zhinu nodded: "Alive, they are also half-immortals, and they have also made great achievements."

Xie Yun whispered, "I really want to meet Daji."

Zhinu smiled and said: "She is different now from that time. At that time she was ordered to go, she was naturally enchanting and soft, but now she has become a half-immortal, her enchanting air has become immortal, and her whole body is different from that time. She is a regular girl. She's a fairy of Bajing."

Yes, isn't Daji's wish to become a fairy?

"Although this golden gourd can no longer summon them, it can also summon the most powerful monsters in the world today." Zhinu said, "If you are short of people, use this and ask them to work for you."

Xie Yun's eyes sparkled, but he said shyly: "It's not very good, what if people don't like it?"

Weaver Girl smiled: "It's a lie for monsters to say that they don't want to become immortals. If they know that there are immortals in the hotel, they will come crying and shouting. Besides, it's not popular to buy and sell by force now. You summoned them, and they don't want to stay." Come on, just tell them to go, anyway, they know how to spell, so there is no need to pay travel expenses."

Xie Yun was dumbfounded when he heard this, never expecting Zhinu to be so careful and careful.

She intends to save the travel expenses, so looking at it, Zhinu has the potential to be more picky than herself.

"I was trapped in the world back then, and I ate bran and swallowed vegetables and gave birth to two children." Zhinu said, "I don't know how I survived."

The cowherd is just a cowherd, and he doesn't have much money. The old cow can only come up with bad ideas like stealing clothes. Does he really let him help make money?Come on, it can't even plow a piece of land, so it will be lazy. If it is not too lazy, it will not be demoted to the world.

Xie Yun couldn't believe it: "Eat bran and swallow vegetables?"

Zhinu was silent for a while: "I'm just describing the tragic situation at that time."

Xie Yun: "..."

That's right, after all Zhinu doesn't need to eat.

"Go and rest first, what do you want to eat tonight?" Xie Yun asked.

Zhinu thought for a while: "I want to eat mapo tofu."

Xie Yun smiled: "Okay, I will cook Sichuan cuisine for you tonight."

Zhinu: "Okay, then I'll go back to my room first."

Xie Yun watched Zhinu go back, then asked Di Jun in a low voice, "What does a cowherd look like?"

Di Jun: "Human."

Xie Yun stretched out his hand, grabbed Di Jun's cuff, and whispered, "I know he is human, so I just want to know what he looks like, and I'm very curious."

What does a man who is capable of stealing fairy clothes, forcing fairies to bear children for himself, and finally meeting once a year, even the Queen Mother can't do anything about him, look like?

Anyway, when Xie Yun heard this story when he was a child, what Xie Yun imagined was a tall, strong, dark and simple man.

Di Jun glanced at Xie Yun sideways, and said with a half-smile: "Why? Are you so interested in Cowherd?"

For some reason, Xie Yun felt that Di Jun's words were a bit strange.

But Xie Yun didn't think much about it, nodded and said, "I'm quite interested."

Can you not be interested?His interest in Cowherd is second only to Houyi.

Di Jun tapped his finger lightly in the air, and a man appeared out of thin air. This man was sitting on something and walking forward.

He is wearing a straw hat and holding a straw in his mouth. Unlike the honest man in Xie Yun's vision, he is more like a young man. He is not dressed properly. It is more like a few rags than clothes .

"It's different from what I thought." Xie Yun said, "I thought she would look honest, but then her heart would be very dirty."

Di Jun: "??"

Xie Yun explained: "It means that the heart is particularly dirty."

It turned out that he turned out to be a rebellious young man.

He looks pretty handsome.

Xie Yun sighed: "A good-looking person doesn't necessarily mean a good person."

Di Jun didn't speak.

As for Niulang, he is considered a legendary figure in Tianting, and Zhinu is the granddaughter of Emperor Haotian. Even with such an identity, she couldn't get rid of Niulang's entanglement.

This cowherd is also quite awesome.

Xie Yun handed the golden egg back to Di Jun's arms, then stood up and stretched his waist. The clothes he was wearing today fit better, and he didn't buy a size up, so when he stretched his waist, his white and slender waist stretched out The clothes were exposed, half covered, making people want to lift his clothes to find out.

"I'm going to cook first, you can play with the golden eggs." After speaking, he smiled at Di Jun and turned to the kitchen.

Behind him, Di Jun patted Jin Dan's head expressionlessly.

Jin Dan asked in a low voice, "Father, why didn't you tell Dad that I am your child too."

Di Jun smiled and said: "No hurry, tell your dad now, your dad will go crazy."

The reason why Xie Yun can now accept the golden egg as his child without hindrance is that his child came from a strange place, and he came out of the creaking nest, so he doesn't have much sense of reality.

If it came out of his... cough cough, he probably smashed the golden egg long ago.

In the evening, Xie Yun really cooked a table of Sichuan dishes, including mapo tofu, boiled pork slices, Maoxuewang, fish-flavored shredded pork, and spicy chicken.

The spicy chicken is made of small roosters. The meat quality is just right. It tastes dry and crispy. It is tasty and chewy. It does not feel tender in the mouth, but it is very fragrant. It is so fragrant that even the bones can be chewed and swallowed. .

The taste of Sichuan cuisine is very strong, and the restaurant is full of the smell of chili just after the dishes are cooked.

I can't say it's all, because the fragrance is strong and spicy.

Xie Yun used to think that the spiciness of Sichuan cuisine was probably no different from other places.

Later, after a friend’s science popularization, I found out that the reason why Sichuan cuisine is famous for its spiciness is the hemp.

Spicy in Sichuan cuisine is also called spicy. It is the feeling of prickly ash in the mouth, numbness from the tip of the tongue to the root of the tongue.

At that time, my friend also complained: "Now I eat hot pot in Sichuan. Many hot pots do not contain pepper. There are hot pots without pepper in the whole country. Why do I have to eat there?"

Hmm... So Xie Yun doesn't care if it's mapo tofu, boiled pork slices, or the last spicy chicken.

In order to reproduce the essence of Sichuan cuisine, he put a bunch of pepper noodles and dried peppers, especially a lot of pepper.

"Sichuan Basin is humid. At that time, there was no way to get rid of dampness. We just relied on this pepper to get rid of dampness. There was no chili pepper in the early days, and the chili pepper was imported from abroad." Xie Yun said to Hu Niu while cooking.

Hu Niu was a little curious: "What else is foreign?"

"Potatoes, corns and sweet potatoes, tomatoes and cucumbers, lettuce and spinach, etc. I don't remember some more." Xie Yun also remembered a little when he was studying history, but now he basically doesn't remember them. It's not bad to be able to say these things.

Hu Niu nodded, she looked around, she was the only one who came to the kitchen to help today, she didn't stop the movement of her hands, but said in a low voice: "Boss, I suspect that my elder brother and that Mr. Jiang..."

Xie Yun stopped shaking the spoon.

For some reason, he was a little inexplicably nervous, as if he was the one who was about to be raped.

Hu Niu asked in a low voice, as cautious as an underground party leader: "Tell me, do they have any conflicts?"

Xie Yun had a question mark on his face: "Huh? How do you say that?"

Hu Niu moved closer to Xie Yun's ear: "I saw that Mr. Jiang bit my brother's mouth last time. The bite was so severe that my brother's mouth was swollen."

Hu Niu was very worried: "The mouths of our fox family are still very fragile."

Xie Yun: "..."

Yes, fragile enough to swell with a kiss.