I woke up with an egg

"Boss! Is sister Zhiyun here?"

Xie Yun said into the walkie-talkie: "Yes, what's the matter?"

Hu Da was on the walkie-talkie: "Someone is looking for you."

Xie Yun black said hello: "Huh?"

Does Zhinu have any acquaintances in the world?If it was someone I knew at that time, he should have died [-] times long ago, right?

Hu Da said again: "The person who came claimed to be Sister Zhiyun's sister."

Zhiyun's sister...

Worth!Seven fairies!

I don't know which one is coming?

At this time, Zhinu just came out of the room, and she saw Xie Yun standing in the aisle, with a gentle and generous smile on her face: "My sister sees me coming."

Xie Yun: "Which fairy is it?"

Zhinu: "If you think about it, you also know that she is the youngest daughter of Emperor Haotian. According to seniority, she is my aunt, but we are not counted according to human seniority, we have always been called sisters."

Xie Yun was taken aback, and immediately realized: "Is her husband's name Dong Yong?"

Zhinu nodded, and looked at Xie Yun with encouraging eyes: "Brother Yun, I will see you with admiration after three days' farewell."

Xie Yun: "...No, Fairy, do you think I'm so uneducated?"

He also knows the story of the fairy match, okay?

And different from the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, Dong Yong and the Seven Fairies really love each other, or the Seven Fairies first took a fancy to Dong Yong in the sky, and then secretly went down to earth by themselves, and made mature rice with Dong Yongsheng rice. Because of this, he blessed his daughter's marriage.

Speaking of which, Emperor Haotian dotes on his daughter very much.

For the sake of her daughter, she can even find a way to exploit the loopholes in the sky.

As for the mother of Erlang God, it was miserable. She was set up as a model by the Heavenly Court at that time. If a few thousand years later, maybe she would not be imprisoned, and Erlang God would not split the mountain to save her mother.

So... In fact, the Seven Fairies have always been able to travel between the Heavenly Court and the human world.

This is the benefit of Dad being Emperor Haotian.

Even if someone stops her, she only needs to say: "My father is the Jade Emperor."

Who dares to stop her when there is a row of noodles?

He is simply the second generation of the strongest official in the Three Realms!

Zhinu smiled lightly and said, "My sister has always been naughty, maybe she's tired of staying in the Heavenly Court, so she came out for a stroll."

Xie Yun thought for a while: "Dong Yong will come in a few days, right?"

Zhinu shook her head: "No, the two of them are in the cold period. After so many years of marriage, the passion has long since disappeared, and sometimes they will separate for a while to find the feeling of passionate love again."

Xie Yun: "..."

It turns out that Tianting's marriage relationship is also quite down-to-earth.

"Want to meet my sister?" Zhinu immediately saw Xie Yun's thoughts.

Xie Yun nodded excitedly. She is another legendary figure. Of course, she wants to meet her sooner. I heard that the Seven Fairies are beautiful, but Xie Yun doesn't know what kind of beauty it is.

Is it coquettish?Pure?Mature?Sentimental?

Zhinu sighed: "Don't be so obvious, besides, she's already married, so don't even think about being a mistress."

Xie Yun was stunned by Zhinu's brain circuit, and he said to Zhinu righteously: "I am not that kind of person! I just have a pair of eyes that discover and appreciate beauty, and I never have any thoughts of blasphemy."

Seeing Xie Yun's swearing, Zhinu was amused. She lifted the hem of her skirt, looking graceful and generous, like a gentle Nine Heavens Profound Girl. She turned her head and smiled slightly, and said to Xie Yun: "Then let me do it again." .”

When the two of them reached the corner of the corridor, they were stunned by the crowd in front of them——

Everyone in the hotel seems to have come out, men and women, blocking the lobby.

Xie Yun was taken aback: "So exaggerated?"

Zhinu covered her mouth and smiled, "My younger sister is the most beautiful fairy in Heaven."

Xie Yun: "... Isn't it Chang'e?"

Weaver Girl dismissed it: "It's considered beautiful in the human race, so what if it's beautiful? It's just a golden toad, and it's ashamed to see people after it reaches the Moon Palace."

Xie Yun pushed away the crowd: "Let's go, let's go."

When people saw the boss coming, they asked enthusiastically, "Boss, who is that? Is it a guest or your relative?"

"Boss, your life is too good. It's fine if you have sister Zhiyun, and you also know such a beautiful girl. If I have your luck, I will buy lottery tickets and make a fortune."

"I'm not leaving! I wanted to check out today, but I definitely won't leave today!"

"Boss, can you smell the contact information? I'll pay for it!"

……

There were noisy human voices, and the beauty of Weaver Girl was unquestionable, so Xie Yun was particularly curious about how beautiful Seven Fairies should be to make people so sensational.

He pushed through the crowd, and what he saw was Seven Fairies sitting on the sofa.

Fuck!It is simply a holy light!

The girl sitting on the sofa was wearing a dark purple long dress, but it didn't look old-fashioned. The style of the long dress was very unique, like a modified Hanfu, a bit lively but also soft.

The dark black curly hair is knee-length. I don't know if it is a natural curl or a post-production styling. Her skin is very white, which is close to sickness, but this does not damage her beauty, but has a kind of weak beauty.

Opposite to the pale skin are the dark eyebrows and eyes, those eyes are beautiful, the black pupils have no abnormal color, the thick and slender eyelashes are curled up, and the single eyelid has an oriental classical beauty.

As long as you see these eyes, your whole heart will be captured by this beauty.

Under everyone's gaze, the girl stood up, and instead of her expressionless face, which was as beautiful as a famous painting but fake, put on a bright smile on her face: "Sister!"

As soon as the words were pronounced, the girl had already thrown herself into Zhinu's arms, her movements were skillful and smooth, and she could tell that she had done it countless times.

Zhinu caressed the girl's long hair, and asked softly, "You didn't even say hello to me in advance."

The girl smiled coquettishly: "I want to give you a surprise."

At this moment, the girl noticed Xie Yun standing behind Zhinu, she ignored the people around her, stretched out her hand to Xie Yun, and introduced herself with a smile: "I know you, Brother Yun, just call me Dong Zi. "

Xie Yun was overwhelmed by the flattery, and quickly held Dong Zi's hand, but after holding it for a while, he let go soon.

Looking at the crowd crowded in the lobby, Xie Yun knew that if he didn't leave, he probably wouldn't be able to do business, and he couldn't even maintain the normal order.

The two coquettish beauties, Hu Da and Hu Er, have now become the foil.

They were quite popular before.

"It's good that she lives in the same room as me." Weaver Girl said to Xie Yun, "Brother Yun is busy with your work, I will take her."

Xie Yun nodded: "I happen to have something to do, so I will trouble you, sister Zhiyun."

Zhinu took Dong Zi's hand, and the two beauties walked back to the room together.

A group of stinky men were left behind with blurred eyes, eager to see through.

Xie Yun clapped his hands, he really couldn't bear to see his compatriots such idiots, so he said: "Don't think about it, they are already married."

"No!"

"I don't believe it! Such a beautiful person got married so early! Is it good to advocate late marriage and late childbearing now?!"

"What's the matter with marriage? Marriage can also result in divorce! As long as you wield your hoe well, there is no corner that cannot be dug!"

"Exactly! With such a beautiful woman as a wife, what is there to be dissatisfied with her husband? If he wants to live a decent life, he must have some green on his hair!"

"I've already fallen in love with her at first sight, it's impossible for me to give up now!"

……

Looking at this group of single dogs, Xie Yun shook his head helplessly, man, what a creature with its head on the waistband.

The male customer on the side grabbed Xie Yun's shoulders and tried to get closer: "Boss, please give me some support. Besides, you are not attracted to such a beautiful beauty?"

Xie Yun puffed out her chest proudly: "Let's put it this way, I am a pure person."

Male customer: "..."

The male customer was dumbfounded, and it took a few seconds before he said: "Boss, you are really a shameless person."

Xie Yun kicked the guest's calf without using much strength. The two were just playing and joking. Xie Yun said: "I said it all, she was married a long time ago, and she even paid for her husband's sake at that time. I don't want any more."

Everyone around him became interested: "Tell me, who is so lucky? What is so special about him? Let's all learn from him."

Xie Yun: "...It's not about how good that person is." Ancient times really valued filial piety.

At that time, it was popular to sell one's body to bury one's father and one's mother, and to exchange a living person's life for a coffin, which seems inconceivable to modern people.

Dong Yong's filial piety was actually not that outstanding in the general environment at that time.

Filial piety is just one reason.

The real situation is that the Seventh Fairy fell in love with Dong Yong at first sight, and impulsively descended to hide her identity. From a certain situation, the Seventh Fairy is really willful.

But she also knows the price of her own waywardness. From the moment she descended to earth, she should have known what kind of punishment she would face, but in front of love, she was unarmed and powerless to resist, and she was willing to usher in perhaps a short time together. Waiting hopelessly like Yaoji.

Xie Yun modernized the story: "Her family is very rich, and her husband is poor. After she fell in love with her husband, she ran away from home and stayed with her husband. Later, she was arrested and went home, but she convinced her husband parents, and then married her husband."

A group of male compatriots: "..."

"You are joking?"

"Why haven't I met such Bai Fumei?"

"Is her husband handsome?"

Xie Yun thought about the story for a while, and Dong Yong seemed to be quite average-looking, so he said, "Her husband...is just average."

"Wori! Why haven't I met such a blind beauty!"

"It turns out that what is said in the story is true, and there are people who look at the inner beauty! Who will come to see my inner beauty!"

"Come on, are you inner beauty? You are inner filth, think about the ccav in your hard drive."

……

Xie Yun comforted them: "Actually, it's easy to feel insecure if you find someone who is too beautiful."

The compatriots snorted: "Come on."

Xie Yun: "..."

You guys are dicks to the end!goodbye!

Xie Yun walked upstairs, he was tidying up a few empty rooms upstairs.

In fact, it is to put the handicrafts he made into it. With Xie Yun's straight male aesthetics, he feels that the things he made are pretty good-looking.

All the original wood is used, and Zhinu taught it by hand.

Xie Yun asked Zhinu why he didn't teach him how to make furniture, so that he could replace the old furniture—although Dijun made the old furniture look like new ones, the style was old after all, and many customers reported that The decoration is neither classic nor modern, I suggest Xie Yun change the furniture.

It's easy to say.

What about the money!

Before, Xie Yun wanted to go and buy lottery tickets. After all, the God of Wealth is by his side, so winning a few million must be a small problem.

As a result, I bought a bunch of lottery tickets, spent thousands of dollars, and only won more than 300 yuan.

Zhao Gongming was too embarrassed to see Xie Yun during that time.

Xie Yun sighed, then arranged the furniture for Zhinu, who had the best aesthetic ability, to come and have a look.

Zhinu brought Dong Zi up too.

Dong Zi with long black curly hair was stunned as soon as he stepped into the room.

Zhinu was also speechless and choked—this is too ugly!

Why is every decoration beautifully made, but when Xie Yun lets it go like this, it becomes ugly like this.

Xie Yun also asked with a good feeling about himself: "Fairy, take a look, is there anything that needs to be improved? Although I think this is very good, there should be something that can be improved."

Zhinu pulled out a difficult smile: "Are you... serious?"

Xie Yun didn't quite understand: "What's true?"

Zhinu: "Do you think this is not bad?"

Xie Yun nodded: "Yes, what's the matter?" Seeing Zhinu's indescribable expression, Xie Yun was also silent for a few seconds: "Is it ugly?"

Zhinu patted Xie Yun on the shoulder, comfortingly said: "Brother Yun, no one is perfect, your aesthetics is not very good."

Xie Yun couldn't believe it: "No one has ever told me that."

Zhinu sighed: "It is estimated that everyone is afraid of hurting your weak heart."

Looking at everything in front of him, Xie Yun still thought it looked pretty good, and he asked in a daze, "Is it really that bad?"

Dong Zi suddenly said: "Actually, it's not very ugly."

Xie Yun: "..."

It turned out that it was not unattractive, but ugly.

Dong Zi probably realized that she had said something wrong. Looking at Xie Yun's depressed expression, Dong Zi smiled lightly and said, "Let me help you rearrange it."

As soon as the words fell, Dong Zi raised his arms, and his slender and clean fingers tapped lightly in the air.

But in an instant, all the decorations changed places, and even the furniture changed places.

Xie Yun was dumbfounded - not because of the fairy method, but after Dong Zi's re-matching, he finally realized how hot his collocation is.

This is simply the difference between a lump of shit and a piece of beautiful jade!

The whole house has become more and more antique, but it is not as different as before. Instead, it looks like an ancient room. Everywhere reveals a low-key beauty. Even with simple decorations, it makes people feel like they are in a thousand years ago. The wonderful feeling of time and space transformation.

"Great Immortal!" Xie Yun looked at Dong Zi with admiration in his eyes, "From today onwards, you are my idol!"

Dong Zi covered her mouth and smiled, the corners of her eyes were crooked, she was so glamorous: "Brother Yun is really good at coaxing people, like my guy, after so many years, he can't say a single nice word."

Even though she said so, when she mentioned "that hole", her eyes were full of tenderness.

Dong Yong is really lucky!

Xie Yun was a little envious.

Just when Xie Yun looked at Dong Zi in a daze, Di Jun walked into the room holding the golden egg.

Dong Zi, who was still laughing just now, suddenly restrained her expression, and her expression instantly became solemn. She didn't even look directly at Di Jun, but lowered her head slightly to show respect. There is no qualification for being in the same room.

"Yao Jun!" Xie Yun walked over quickly, first touched the golden egg, and then said to Di Jun, "Look, doesn't this room look much better! It was matched by a fairy."

Only then did Di Jun's eyes turn from Xie Yun to Dong Zi's face.

Dong Zi didn't dare to move, she didn't dare to vent her breath, she didn't know that Di Jun was here before she came, if she had known, she definitely wouldn't have come.

If it went on like this, she would definitely have a heart attack.

Dong Zi thought for a moment, no, why did Xie Yun show no fear at all?

"By the way, the fairy must not know that Yao Jun is big." Xie Yun thought of this. After all, Yao Jun is a loose fairy in his eyes. An existence like a princess would definitely not know about a fairy like Yao Jun.

Xie Yun introduced: "This is Yao Jun, a Sanxian from the Heavenly Court. The fairy should not know him."

Dong Zi choked for breath, never expecting that Di Jun would hide his identity like this.

This is really embarrassing, it made her unable to even give a courtesy, and she was afraid that the other party would think she was impolite.

But soon, she didn't have such worries anymore, because Di Jun only took one look at her, really just one look, then turned his head and said to Xie Yun, "Jindan wants to see you."

Xie Yun took the golden egg from Di Jun's arms. He was almost caught, and looked at the golden egg in surprise: "Honey, you're heavy again."

But the golden egg is very happy: "Father said, this is because the golden egg has developed well, and when the golden egg breaks its shell, it will become very strong."

For some reason, Xie Yun shuddered at Nezha in the hundred thousand cold jokes that popped up in Xie Yun's mind.

etc!Among the TV series and cartoons he downloaded for Nezha recently, this one should not be there, right? !

Xie Yun swallowed, trying to make himself forget about it. After living for so many years, Nezha should not be as violent as before. Maybe he was wrong, and he should be cautious about the belly of a gentleman.

Xie Yun patted Jindan's head, smiled and said to Di Jun: "I always thought that the room I matched was very good-looking, but as soon as the fairy made a move, I knew how ugly my matching was."

Although he was smiling, the frustration in his eyes could be seen at a glance.

With a wave of Di Jun's arm, the room looked like Xie Yun's original match again.

Compared with just now, it is like jumping from a rich area to a slum.

At this time, Dong Zi had already grabbed Zhinu's hand and sneaked away.

After returning to the room, Dong Zicai asked with lingering fear: "Why didn't you say that Di Jun was here? You scared me to death."

Zhinu laughed and said, "What are you afraid of? Di Jun won't eat you. Besides, even if he starts eating people and immortals, he won't attack us."

Dong Zi was confused: "I can't understand what you said."

Zhinu sighed: "How long has it been since you came to the world?"

Dong Zi thought for a while: "Has it been a while?"

Zhinu smiled and said, "It's been a while for you."

Dong Zi was in awe: "Sister, don't play charades with me."

Zhinu whispered: "That golden egg is the real prince, the child of Dijun."

Dong Zi covered her mouth: "No way... Isn't that one Wannian frigid?"

Di Jun is an old bachelor who has been around for tens of thousands of years. All the gods think he is frigid. After all, he has no primitive sexual impulse at his level. Excited: "Who gave birth? Which warrior is so courageous?"

Zhinu smiled cunningly: "You guess."

Dong Zi grabbed Zhinu's arm and acted like a baby: "Sister, don't tease me, tell me quickly."

Zhinu: "Xie Yunsheng's."

Dong Zi: "...Sister, really don't tease me."

Zhinu tapped Dong Zi's forehead: "I didn't tease you, and teasing you and me won't do any good."

Dong Zi still didn't believe it: "In the human race, only women can have children. You think I don't know about the Yellow Emperor and Xing Tian."

Zhinu said helplessly, "Do you think the rules made by the Yellow Emperor will work on Di Jun?"

Only then did Dong Zi believe it.

She said with emotion: "When this child breaks out of its shell, I'm afraid the three realms will know about it."

Zhinu also nodded: "I am born extraordinary, once the shell is broken, I am afraid it will be the cultivation base of the Daluo Jinxian."

Taoism talks about immortals, and they are divided into ghost immortals, human immortals, earth immortals, gods, heavenly immortals, and Daluo Jinxian.

For someone like Di Jun, who was born with a cultivation base above the Da Luo Jinxian, it is not unusual for his children to be born as Da Luo Jinxian.

At this time, Xie Yun was still in the room looking at the room he had matched, wondering whether to laugh or cry: "Why did you change the room back again, it's so ugly."

Di Jun didn't speak, he didn't use mana, but he moved the placed things by himself, changed their positions, and rearranged them.

Xie Yun understood.

He put the golden egg on the bed and started with Dijun.

When the work was finished, Xie Yun looked at the room that had changed again, and couldn't tell what it was like in his heart.

This room is still not as good-looking as Dong Zi made it, but it is more humane, without that sense of distance, as if someone has always lived in it—like a home.

Xie Yun looked at Di Jun standing aside, he was a little moved, and suddenly understood why Di Jun wanted to do this.

He should have seen his frustration and wanted to encourage himself.

Xie Yun's heart was full of tenderness, he looked at Di Jun, and said seriously: "Master Yao Jun, if I were a girl, I would marry you even if I cried and cried! In this life, I must marry you!"

Di Jun also turned his head to look at Xie Yun, his eyes were deep, like a bottomless dark well, the corners of his mouth were slightly hooked, and he asked, "But you are a man."

Xie Yun was taken aback for a moment, but he didn't expect Di Jun to answer.

While Emperor Jun was waiting to hear what Xie Yun would say, Xie Yun said solemnly: "So I will be your little brother, hug your thigh seriously, and when I become a fairy, you will still be my big brother!"

After finishing speaking, he said cautiously: "When you reach the sky, remember to cover me."

Di Jun: "..."