I woke up with an egg

Zhang Zhengyu is a programmer. To put it bluntly, programmers earn a lot of money. Most of them are single nobles. To put it bluntly, they work overtime every day, always staring at dark circles, and ready to die suddenly in front of the computer at any time.

Zhang Zhengyu, who originally thought he would work in this line of work until he was old, resigned last week for the simple reason that he fainted after staying up late at work.

Before fainting, I felt very bad. My heart was beating too fast, I couldn't breathe, and I had a splitting headache. I almost wanted to jump off the stairs, and it was over.

After waking up, he resigned, no way, after feeling that feeling, he never wanted to try it a second time.

However, working overtime and turning day and night for several years made it impossible for him to adjust his schedule.

He resigned for a week, but he still didn't sleep well once. He would wake up naturally after three hours of sleep every time, and couldn't fall asleep at all until after two o'clock in the morning.

I am also very thin, have no appetite for anything to eat, plus hair loss, I am only 25, and I look like I am in my 30s. The hair is getting thinner, and it is estimated that it will become Mediterranean in advance.

What's more, he doesn't have a girlfriend yet.

If this continues, it is estimated that it will be even more impossible to find.

Which girl would be willing to find a bald man as her boyfriend?

Zhang Zhengyun, who was going to buy sleeping pills for drug treatment, browsed through the post to see if there was any other way. He was afraid that if his insomnia was not cured, and he would develop drug dependence, it would be bad luck.

When he was browsing the posts, he saw an interesting one—"Tell me how I escaped from the pit of insomnia."

The person who posted it is quite famous, everyone is familiar with this id, he is the person in charge of a studio.

“I’ve been suffering from insomnia for a while now. Those of us who make videos often stay up late to edit and dub movies. Once the biological clock is disturbed, it’s hard to change it. It’s estimated that those who make programs, videos, and designs have the same feeling as me, but I don’t know. I died suddenly, but even if I had nothing to do and didn't need to stay up late, I couldn't sleep.

As you all know, our group recently went to the hotel on the mountainside of Qingyun Mountain to interview and collect information. Let me say yes first, I really didn’t come here specifically to advertise, the hotel is really amazing!

Not only are the staff inside very good-looking, but the curtains are very beautiful and textured. For me, the most important thing is that every time I go back to the room and lie on the bed after taking a shower, I immediately feel sleepy and crawl under the quilt. I couldn't even get up, and fell asleep as soon as I closed my eyes.

It feels really good, very cool!

At the beginning, I went from sleeping for four hours to six hours. In the first three days before I left, I could sleep for eight hours. After waking up, I felt refreshed and very comfortable! "

Someone replied below:

"He even said it wasn't an advertisement. Sima Zhaozhi's heart is known to everyone."

"I don't have much interest. Do I have to go to Hong City just because of insomnia? It's too far away, so I might as well get two pills."

"I really want to try it. Anyway, I haven't been to Qingyun Mountain. I'm taking medicine and drinking now, and it doesn't work. Even if I sleep, I will wake up soon. I don't dare to increase the dose. I'm afraid I will die in my sleep. inside."

……

Most people are skeptical. They don't believe that there is such a magic hotel. They can sleep immediately after sleeping on the hotel bed. Either they are hypnotized, or the hotel sprayed some drugs on the bed.

In short, there are many sayings, but no one wants to go.

But Zhang Zhengyu has no other way, he doesn't want to take medicine to correct his insomnia, he has heard many cases, many people with the aggravation of insomnia, the original dose of medicine can no longer make them fall asleep, at this time many People will disobey the doctor's advice and take too much medicine at one time.

Either they were sent to the hospital, or they woke up feeling weak and nauseous, and the worst thing was to see them directly in the morgue.

Although this was Zhang Zhengyu's own thought, and he also knew that what he thought was too terrifying and exaggerated, but his fear had existed for a long time, and it was simply impossible for him to overcome it.

"Just take it as a way to relax." Zhang Zhengyu said to himself.

Anyway, what he lacks most now is money. Since he started working at the age of 23, he has not had any material enjoyment, and his salary has been raised once a year. Because of his excellent work ability and desperate work attitude, he still saved a fortune. money.

Originally, he planned to buy a house, but now he doesn't want to.

Pay a down payment of hundreds of thousands, and then pay a mortgage for more than ten years or decades, and you need a fixed monthly payment.

Just like that, Zhang Zhengyu was on the road. He simply took a backpack and left with his savings.

Before leaving, he also sent a circle of friends: "It's time to take a trip, the world is so big, I want to see it."

The following friends all expressed envy, jealousy and hatred.

Nowadays, everyone has a job. In order to fill their stomachs and live a good life and support their families, there are only a few long vacations of more than three days a year.

Office workers, during the holidays, would rather lie at home than go out.

He expressed his envy and encouragement to Zhang Zhengyu's activists.

Zhang Zhengyu flew to Hongshi by plane. He bought a first-class ticket for the first time since he only flew economy class, and he also brought two novels to read on the plane. It was already ten o'clock in the evening when he arrived.

There is no road in Qingyun Mountain, so he can only go up on foot. Fortunately, there are road signs and lights on the road, otherwise he will definitely get lost.

Although he was tired all day, Zhang Zhengyu was not sleepy at all.

I hope I can sleep well today, and it would be even better if I can have another sweet dream.

The person standing at the front desk at this point is Zhao Gongming. Since Zhao Gongming was stared at by Di Jun with disgusting eyes, he has come to sit in the evening shift honestly. He is good-looking and speaks nicely. Choose to stay at the hotel at night.

Zhao Gongming is also very happy, mainly because there are computers available at the front desk.

And there were not many people at night, so he could watch TV while eating snacks.

He has recently been obsessed with watching the Conferred Gods List, and he has found out all the versions to read, and was severely mocked by Nezha.

Nezha said: "I don't even watch that stuff, and you don't have much role in it, what's there to watch?"

Zhao Gongming said aggrievedly: "I just watched the excitement, hey, I regret it a little bit, if I had known, I would have done more."

When Wen Zhong came to invite him down the mountain, he was so happy. At that time, he was so idle that he was looking forward to being invited down the mountain every day.

I don't know how Wen Zhong is doing now...

At this time, Zhao Gongming was watching with relish. There were no guests in the lobby at this point. Occasionally, there were a few people walking around. They were all going out to see the night view, blowing the air, or young couples going out to find a secluded place for some excitement.

Zhang Zhengyu walked to the front desk and saw Zhao Gongming at a glance.

no?So handsome come to the front stage?Does this hotel pay the front desk very much?

"Excuse me." For some reason, Zhang Zhengyu felt a little nervous, maybe because he had never talked to such a good-looking person. After all, he was about to become a bald man, and the people he came into contact with were not much different from him, "I I made a reservation on the phone before."

Zhao Gongming pressed the pause button, opened the record form, and asked, "What's your name? Tell me your phone number."

Xie Yun hasn't made online reservations yet. He's been too busy recently. He plans to go to those public hotel apps to register in a few days. During this time, he still needs to make reservations by phone.

After Zhang Zhengyu reported his mobile phone number and name, Zhao Gongming took his ID card and compared his face, then checked in, and then gave Zhang Zhengyu the key to the room—the door has not been replaced with a room card to open the door, which is also very inappropriate. It's high tech.

"Thank you." Zhang Zhengyu thanked Zhao Gongming, then took the key and carried the bag and left.

This hotel is quite big, Zhang Zhengyu looked it up as he walked, but the decoration was a bit old.

His room is on the second floor, and he glanced at the sign [2104] hanging on the key.

Zhang Zhengyu opened the door, and the moment he opened the door, he seemed to be able to feel a strange breath blowing towards his face.

Very gentle, very comfortable, just like coming home.

Obviously everything here is very strange, but I don't know why, but I feel very at ease.

Maybe you can really get a good night's sleep here.

Zhang Zhengyu didn't do anything. After turning off his phone, he took a shower as said in that post, and then lay down on the bed without wearing anything, covering his body with a soft quilt, like a layer Yun Duo, he was so comfortable that he didn't even know when he fell asleep.

This time I fell asleep until dawn.

It was already time for breakfast. The daily meal schedule was marked on the reminder sheet in the room. Breakfast was from 06:30 to [-]:[-].

Zhang Zhengyu had really never seen this kind of big pot meal. Even if they sold lunch boxes, they still had a lot of dishes to choose from.

Xie Yun was still busy in the kitchen at this time, and Nezha was helping him - Nezha was reluctant to help after being told by Di Jun.

Nezha complained in a low voice: "Thinking of the time when I peeled the dragon's skin and cramped the dragon's tendons, I didn't expect it to be today."

Xie Yun didn't hear clearly, and reminded: "Nezha, remember to dip some flour before kneading the dough. Where did you put the pastry?"

What he wants to do today is a traditional breakfast - egg pancakes, a ham sausage and some lettuce, two slices of charred bacon, spread his favorite sauce, and a glass of milk or orange juice, this breakfast will be delicious .

Nezha was kneading the dough under his hands. Nezha had great strength, and he kneaded the dough fast and just right.

The dough kneaded by the gods, today's guests are really blessed.

After Xie Yun made one, he ate it first, and he gave Nezha a thumbs up while eating: "Nezha is big, it's really delicious, it's great! It's all thanks to you."

Nezha turned his head and said, "Don't think that if you say a few nice words, I will keep kneading the dough for you."

Xie Yun handed Nezha a pancake, and Nezha took it and took a bite.

The pancakes are crispy, but not lacking in toughness. The sauce is made by Xie Yun. It is spicy, but not too spicy. It is very fragrant and satisfying to chew in your mouth.

Xie Yun asked: "Not bad?"

Nezha turned his head and said arrogantly, "Barely."

Xie Yun lowered his head and chuckled. He was used to Nezha's character. Although he was a little awkward, he had a sharp mouth and a tofu heart.

Just when Xie Yun was concentrating on making breakfast, Hu Da's voice came from outside the kitchen. Hu Da's voice was urgent and a little flustered: "Sir, you can't go in!"

This "sir" seemed to be standing at the door, his voice was very gentle, sounding gentle, for some reason, Xie Yun felt that this voice was familiar.

"I have something to discuss with the boss." The man said.

Hu Da complained: "That will have to wait until I call the boss, and I don't know how you found the kitchen."

The man smiled and said, "The kitchen is such a big sign hanging at the door, it's blind if you can't see it."

Hu Da, who really couldn't find the kitchen at first: "..."

Xie Yun could only wash his hands now, and then opened the door of the kitchen. The door of the kitchen was not locked, in order to tell the customers that the food he cooked was very clean, and there was absolutely nothing shameful about it.

Moreover, he didn't have any exclusive secret recipes to prevent being stolen—everything Yi Ya taught him was in his mind.

As soon as he opened the kitchen door, Xie Yun saw the man being stopped by Hu Da at a glance.

He was wearing a black suit, a black peaked cap and a mask, so armed that he couldn't see his face at all.

Xie Yun and the man faced each other, neither of them said a word, but judging from the excited eyes of the man, he was undoubtedly excited.

After several seconds, the man suppressed his excitement and said, "Thank you boss!"

Xie Yun is also quite strange, he probably doesn't know this person, is it because of his charisma that customers are attracted to him?

It's normal for me to be handsome and have a good personality. It's normal to be attractive.

So Xie Yun smiled and said, "Is the guest here to visit the kitchen?"

Man: "..." What is there to visit in the kitchen?

"No." The man whispered, "I have something to discuss with you, can I find a quieter place?"

Xie Yun: "But I'm still making breakfast."

The man was not in a hurry, and said: "Then you do it, we will talk after you are done, I just haven't had breakfast yet, it's quite early."

So Xie Yun could only finish breakfast with curiosity.

The egg-filled biscuits were made very quickly, and he could make ten sheets at a time. After he was done, he served one out.

Now there is only a man in the restaurant, Xie Yun sits opposite the man, wanting to see the face under the mask.

"It smells so good." The man praised, and then took off his mask.

"You you you you you you!" Xie Yun stammered, he almost jumped up excitedly, and called out the man's name in disbelief, "Jiang Xing!"

Jiang Xing smiled at Xie Yun: "It's me."

Xie Yun stood up straight away and said excitedly: "I'm your fan! I've loved watching your movies since I was a child! Can you sign me? I really like the detective code zero you played. Bought a poster!"

For Xie Yun, Jiang Xing was the person he admired the most when he was young.

To this day, this admiration has not diminished, but it has become more affectionate because of the years.

Jiang Xing obviously did not expect that Xie Yun was still his fan, he said modestly: "I am also lucky."

Xie Yun praised Jiang Xing unceremoniously: "You are obviously relying on your real skills, but you were injured because of a fight. Has the injury healed?"

Jiang Xing: "It's nothing serious."

"That's good." Xie Yun breathed a sigh of relief sincerely, and he said, "I didn't expect you to come here."

Jiang Xing: "The photos I saw on the Internet."

Xie Yun handed the orange juice to Jiang Xing's hand: "Are you here for vacation?"

Jiang Xing shook his head: "No, I'm here to discuss cooperation with you."

Xie Yun was dumbfounded: "Cooperation?"

The former actor asked him to cooperate?What are you cooperating with?Open a hotel together?

Want to invest?

The poorer Xie Yun immediately said: "Okay! Although the hotel is not making much money yet, it is just around the corner. Although our hotel is not very good now, we have the best service and the most considerate staff." Personnel and equipment..."

Jiang Xing: "I don't want to invest in hotels."

The pink bill flew away.

But Xie Yun wasn't depressed either, he was even more curious: "Then what are you doing here?"

Jiang Xing: "I have retreated from the front desk to behind the scenes, and transformed into a director."

Xie Yun nodded: "I read the news and thought you had quit the showbiz. It turns out that you are a director. Being a director is also very good. It is more free than being an actor."

Jiang Xing nodded, obviously agreeing with Xie Yun's words, he said, "I have a script."

Xie Yun: "What script?"

"Goblin Hotel." Jiang Xing, "It's a comedy about how goblins live together in a hotel and fight against evil forces."

Xie Yun is actually not interested in this subject matter at all. The domestic film market is almost full of movies about gods and monsters. It is difficult to produce anything new. Even if it is his idol... Xie Yun is not very optimistic.

But he is a kind person after all, so he encouraged: "There will definitely be a good box office!"

Jiang Xing shook his head and stated the purpose of his trip: "I want to use this hotel as the background, let you people in the hotel be actors and make this movie."

"Oh, ah?!" Xie Yun was dumbfounded, "Did I hear correctly?"

Jiang Xing looked at Xie Yun seriously: "You heard me right."

Now Xie Yun was at a loss, he did have a dream of becoming an actor, but he is really not this material, when he was a child, his test scores were low, and he went back to sell miserably to his parents, but after crying for a long time, not a single tear came out, and his buttocks were still open flower.

No matter what lies he said, he had never deceived anyone. After Xie Yuncong understood this, he passively became an honest person.

Xie Yun could only refuse: "But I don't know how to act. Since I was a child, even if I tell a lie, I can be found out quickly."

Jiang Xing: "I will take care of this."

"We can talk about remuneration." Jiang Xing said, "You and your employees add up, and I can give you 1000 million remuneration together."

Xie Yun swallowed.

Let him think.

There are only twelve people in the regular team of the hotel, not counting Miss Ma, each of them can get more than 80 yuan.

Jiang Xing said: "I know, you shouldn't open a hotel here for money..."

But Xie Yun immediately said: "It's just for money!" Chengxian or something, let's talk about it after he earns money!

Money makes him happy!

"I'm going to ask other people. I don't count on my own." After speaking, Xie Yun looked at Jiang Xing suspiciously, "Are you kidding me?"

Jiang Xing shook his head, he was very sincere: "I will do what I say and never lie."

That's right, why is the film king making fun of himself?Do you think you look cute?

Xie Yun said: "Then you eat slowly, I'll talk to them first."

Hu Zhongtian and his family said that they would do whatever their boss asked them to do, as long as they were not driven away.

Zhinu and Dong Zi agreed very readily.

It doesn't matter to Zhao Gongming, Suixing and Nezha, they are busy anyway.

The only problem is Di Jun.

In Xie Yun's eyes, Di Jun is arrogant and indifferent, but "kind-hearted" and "understanding", he is the image of a cold-faced and caring big brother, but regarding this matter, whether Di Jun will agree to Xie Yun is a bit of a question Not sure.

At this time, Xie Yun didn't realize that among so many gods, what he was most afraid of and worried about most was Di Jun.

Xie Yun brought a glass of milk and knocked on the door of Dijun's room. Dijun didn't take the golden egg for a walk this morning, so he probably was still in the room.

"Come in." Di Jun's voice came from inside the door.

Xie Yun pushed open the door, and what he saw was Di Jun sitting in front of the table, Di Jun was still holding the golden egg in his arms, and there were books on the table.

After getting closer, I realized that the book is a storybook that teaches children common sense of life.

At this moment, Xie Yun felt ashamed. He was clearly the father of Jin Dan, but he was obviously incompetent, and he was not as good as Di Jun, his uncle.

"Master Yao Jun, let's have a glass of milk." Xie Yun smiled obsequiously, and handed the milk to Di Jun.

Being courteous for nothing, Di Jun narrowed his eyes slightly: "Tell me, what's the matter."

His little Jiujiu was discovered so quickly, Xie Yun could only tell the whole story.

He didn't think that the other party was a liar. If Jiang Xing had been reduced to being a liar, then he would probably be living on the streets.

Di Jun raised his eyebrows and asked him, "Do you want to go?"

"I want to go!" Xie Yun was very sincere, "A person is more than 80, how many things can be done with more than 80."

"I can..." He changed the subject, "I can buy clothes that suit you big, and toys that have been cracked for Eggy. Toys are very valuable now, and there are many other things."

Xie Yun looked at Di Jun and flattered him: "And I'm not the only one who gets the money, you have it too. You can also use the money to buy things in the world. Of course it's not as good as heaven, but it's very unique. I can buy some to go back to heaven as a souvenir.”

Di Jun was silent.

Bring a souvenir?to whom?too one?

Bring back a bunch of real mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, and let them play mother-in-law and daughter-in-law directly in front of Tai Yi?

Looking at Xie Yun's expectant eyes, Di Jun deliberately wanted to tease him, and said blankly, "I'm not interested."

Xie Yun was instantly frustrated like a deflated ball, and he still didn't give up: "That's 1000 million! This hotel can't earn that much in ten years."

At this moment, Xie Yun was suddenly blessed. He grabbed Di Jun's clothes and looked at Di Jun intently with a pair of peach blossom eyes, full of affection, longing and hope: "Daddy, you will satisfy me, a little girl." Make a wish, I will set up a statue for you tomorrow and burn incense for you every day."

Di Jun: "...Thank you."

Xie Yun waved his hand, revealing a row of small white teeth: "What's the matter, you're welcome!"