I woke up with an egg
Chapter 22
It was a touching touch, not even a kiss.
It's more like an accidental contact that was not noticed for a while.
Xie Yun's eyes widened, but a second later, he suspected that what happened just now was his own illusion.
Fortunately, Chen Ling's SLR faithfully recorded the scene just now.
Xie Yun felt that she didn't feel anything wrong with smashing it, and she didn't even know whether Yao Jun's lips were hard or soft.
When Xie Yun came back to his senses, this group of photos had already been taken. His expression was a little dazed, and he asked Chen Ling in a low voice: "Just now..." Did you kiss me?
Chen Ling said proudly, "Don't worry, I will show you the photos first."
After finishing these words, Chen Ling said in a particularly envious tone: "Boss, you were still single when you came here last time, and now you have such a handsome boyfriend."
Xie Yun wanted to explain, but seeing Chen Ling's determined look, knowing that it was useless to explain, she simply said, "Yes, this proves that I am attractive."
Chen Ling smiled and said: "You teach me a few tricks, and I will also find a handsome guy to be my boyfriend."
Xie Yun was serious: "It's easy to say."
Chen Ling: "All ears."
The old god Xie Yun is here: "As long as you are as good as me."
Chen Ling covered her mouth and smiled: "I haven't seen you for a while, boss, you are still so humorous."
Xie Yun waved his hand. He looked at Di Jun surrounded by the staff and flattered him, and looked at Di Jun's unsmiling face. For some reason, he had the illusion that "I may be special in Yao Jun's eyes".
Maybe it's because Yao Jun occasionally smiles when facing him, which makes him look good?
This is really embarrassing.
When returning to the hotel, Xie Yun was pushed to the side of Di Jun by the girls, Xie Yun staggered back a few steps, and fell on Di Jun's body, Di Jun reached out to catch Xie Yun, Xie Yun was like It's like being held in Dijun's arms.
Standing firm, Xie Yun immediately broke away from Di Jun's embrace, and stood beside him with a flushed face.
Although I have watched a lot of romance movies and colorful action movies, Xie Yun is still very pure.
He had never even kissed anyone else's face, let alone a kiss.
Chen Ling suddenly leaned into Xie Yun's ear and said, "You look like a little girl who just fell in love."
Xie Yun couldn't laugh or cry: "Please, take a good look at the road and walk, don't make fun of me, okay?"
The blush on Xie Yun's face disappeared when the group returned to the hotel.
His brain is now a mess of twine, Xie Yun pays attention to Di Jun unconsciously, and finds that Di Jun is just like a normal person.
He didn't seem to take that kiss seriously.
Perhaps in the eyes of the gods, kissing is almost like wrestling wrists, right?
Xie Yun breathed a sigh of relief, but for some reason, he became angry again.
He always thought that his first kiss would be reserved for his true love, but now the first kiss is gone, and the person he kissed didn't even know the meaning of the kiss.
How can I be so unlucky?
Xie Yun sighed silently.
Xie Yun entered his room when he returned to the hotel, and only came out when he knew it was time for lunch.
He hugged Jin Dan and sat on the sofa in the room. Jin Dan rubbed Xie Yun's chin. ?”
Xie Yun shook his head, put his chin on top of Jindan's head, and said sullenly, "Son, dad is not pure anymore."
Jindan doesn't quite understand: "Why? Dad, did you pee your pants?"
Xie Yun: "...No, adults don't pee their pants."
Jin Dan thought for a while: "Oh, what's wrong with you, Dad?"
Xie Yun: "Son, tell me, how about Dad finding you a mother?"
Jin Dan panicked, and immediately shouted: "No! Don't stepmother!"
Xie Yun was taken aback for a moment: "Okay, big egg, you still know the word stepmother, do you know what a stepmother is?"
The golden egg snorted, and said with some pride: "Don't feed the golden egg, don't give the golden egg clothes to wear, and even pull the golden egg's ears, let the golden egg sweep the floor! Turn the golden egg into a gray egg!"
Xie Yun was a little speechless, who told Jindan about Cinderella?
He said: "But we Jindan don't need to eat, don't wear clothes, don't have ears, and don't even sweep the floor with our hands?"
The golden egg thought about it for a while, and finally came to a conclusion: "That's because the golden egg is still young, and when the golden egg breaks its shell, it will be abused by the stepmother!"
Xie Yun was not angry either: "Our golden egg really knows a lot, she is a smart egg."
Jin Dan bounced in Xie Yun's arms, and said very proudly: "Golden Dan is smart! Smart!"
Talk to Jindan for a while, although Jindan said childish things, but children's emotions are particularly easy to infect others, Xie Yun's mood has calmed down.
Xie Yun kissed the golden egg: "Go, baby, Dad will take you to the bottom of the mountain to watch a movie."
Golden Egg: "Movie?"
Xie Yun smiled and said, "We haven't seen the golden eggs yet."
The golden egg shook.
Now Jindan knows that the "golden egg", "baby", "dandan" and "big egg" in his father's mouth are all calling him, and Jindan thinks that he is smart.
After finishing the lunch, Xie Yun took a few bites from the bowl and went down the mountain with the golden egg in his schoolbag.
Because there are many tourists in Qingyun Mountain, the facilities in the small town under the mountain are relatively complete. Although the movie theater is not too big, the environment is not bad.
It's noon now, and no one is watching a movie. It's only interesting to watch movies at night. This is a good time to take a nap.
Xie Yun also has no personal space during this period. He sleeps in the same room with Nezha every day. When Nezha is playing games, he can hold the game console 24 hours a day, and he doesn't have to sleep anyway.
Not to mention other times, he was so busy and tired that he couldn't even masturbate - he still stayed in the toilet for a long time, and Nezha still suspected that he fell from the toilet.
Coupled with tiredness, you can fall asleep.
Xie Yun felt that she was even worse than when she was sprinting in the third year of high school.
In Jindan's memory, he has always lived on the mountain, never knowing what the world below the mountain is like.
When Xie Yun stepped onto the asphalt road at the foot of the mountain, Jindan was bouncing around in the backpack, and his voice came from the backpack: "Dad, Jindan should be hugged, not carried!"
Xie Yun thought about it, anyway, there was no one on the road at the moment, so he said it was a decoration or a prop, so it should be nothing.
So Xie Yun popped the golden egg out of his backpack and held it in his arms. Since the golden egg grew to its current size, its physique has not changed.
The golden egg is usually carried by Di Jun, but now he didn't find his father, after getting excited, he remembered and asked Xie Yun, "Dad, where is my father?"
Xie Yun: "...your father is on the mountain."
I don't know when Jin Dan will be able to change the name "Father".
You know, Jindan's "father" is not used to address him.
Jindan said to Xie Yun in a reproachful tone: "Father, what you did was wrong. Daddy treats you so well, and you don't even take him to the movies."
Xie Yun: "Baby, Dad and your dad are friends, but today Dad only wants to watch movies with Baby, not with friends."
Jindan thought for a while, and felt aggrieved for her father: "Father, you are not good. My father treats you so well, but you are not good to my father. You still want to find a stepmother for me."
Xie Yun couldn't argue with these things, who called the golden eggs were all brought by Di Jun, so he could only surrender to his son: "Baby, next time, can you bring your father with you next time?"
Jindan Danghuang: "No, Dad hasn't seen a movie either!"
Come on, my son has been completely bought by Yao Jun, Xie Yun can only say: "But your father can't catch up now, call him next time, this time we will watch a movie."
Jindan probably felt that what Xie Yun said made sense, so he could only say aggrieved: "Okay then, Dad, you have to remember."
Xie Yun heaved a sigh of relief, shook the golden egg in his arms, and said with a smile: "Dad will remember, take us to the movies with the golden egg."
The movie theater is on the third floor. Xie Yun took the elevator up. It was the first time for Jin Dan to take the elevator. Fortunately, he still remembered Xie Yun's reminder not to make any noise outside, otherwise he would be regarded as a monster and caught to make a marinated egg. Tea eggs or salted duck eggs.
Jin Dan was scared, he didn't want to die so ugly, even if he was going to die, it would be better to turn into a fried egg.
There should be no customers at this point in the movie theater, but now there is a man buying tickets. This movie theater is very small, there is only such a window for queuing, and the self-service ticket machine next to it is damaged and disabled, Xie Yun can only go and queue up to buy tickets.
There was only one rom-com among the few to choose from, because it was due in 10 minutes.
The man in front was tall and tall, Xie Yun felt a little familiar,
When the man turned his head, Xie Yun was so frightened that he almost threw the golden egg on the ground.
This is obviously Yao Jun who should be on the mountain at this time!
The girl who sold the tickets had flushed cheeks, and she was staring at Di Jun in a daze.
Xie Yun was almost speechless, he asked stupidly: "You, why are you here."
With a smile on Di Jun's face, he quickly restrained himself: "I haven't seen the movie, and I want to watch it too."
Xie Yun: "...Oh, let's watch together then."
So Xie Yun and Di Jun walked into the screening room together, Xie Yun was still holding the golden egg, and Di Jun bought Coke and popcorn for Xie Yun.
Xie Yun was in a daze until the movie started playing, and Xie Yun finally got into the movie, and the awkward atmosphere disappeared.
"Hahahaha"
"It's so funny!"
Because there was no one else in the screening hall, the three of them spent three wallets of movie tickets for a show. At this time, only Xie Yun's laughter echoed in the screening hall.
The ending of the story is that when the white rich beauty protagonist is about to get married, she finds out that she loves the male protagonist who always quarrels with her and protects her bodyguard all the time.
Xie Yun watched the male and female protagonists kissing, and thought of his first kiss, feeling sad from it, and complained to Di Jun, "You shouldn't have listened to them in the morning, it was my first kiss!"
Di Jun was very calm, he said: "It's my first kiss too."
Xie Yun didn't believe it: "You've lived for so many years, stop coaxing me."
Di Jun said seriously: "What I said is true."
Xie Yun smiled: "Stop teasing, let's go back to the hotel."
When they returned to the hotel, Hu Zhongtian's family was cleaning in the lobby of the hotel. They were very diligent and cherished this job very much. Although they were trembling with the occasional appearance of Zhao Gongming and Suixing, they still did things honestly.
When they saw Di Jun, their hands that were holding the broom or rag suddenly loosened and they knelt down on the ground.
Fortunately, there was no one in the lobby at this time, and no one saw this scene because Chen Meng was dozing off at the front desk, otherwise Xie Yun really didn't know how to explain it.
Hu Zhongtian noticed Chen Meng only after Xie Yun's eyes signaled him, so he lowered his voice, knelt at Di Jun's feet and said, "Your Majesty."
Xie Yun: "..." What is this title?
Di Jun also frowned slightly, and he looked down at Hu Zhongtian who was kneeling at his feet.
At this moment, Xie Yun suddenly felt that Yaojun was very strange. He looked at Hu Zhongtian under his feet, but there was no emotion in his eyes, as if what was under his feet was not a living creature, but a stone or a reptile.
But Hu Zhongtian didn't feel it. Hu Zhongtian was so excited that he couldn't even speak.
Hu Zhongtian still remembered that when he was a child, the monster clan was far less down-and-out than it is now, and there were several great monsters, and they were prosperous among the human race, and when Hu Zhongtian was born, it was such a good time.
He is also the smartest and most gifted of the pack.
He is timid, dare not stand out, dare not attack humans, dare not use human energy to improve his cultivation.
That's why he's alive until now.
He is familiar with all the classics left by the ethnic group, some of which have been lost and only exist in his memory.
That's why he was able to recognize that the man in front of him was the emperor of the demon clan, Di Jun.
Xie Yun looked at Hu Zhongtian's appearance, and waited until Di Jun went up to the second floor with the golden egg in his arms, he helped Hu Zhongtian up, and comforted him: "Although Yao Jun is a god, you don't have to be so afraid of him, he is very good. You'll know it after getting along for a while, and speaking of it, you were found by him."
No wonder!
Hu Zhongtian swallowed. Regardless of the ashes on his knees, he pulled up the children who were so frightened that they were kneeling on the ground, and whispered to them, "Do you feel it?"
Hu Da and Hu Er were too scared to speak, only Hu Niu whispered: "I feel it, Dad, that's the legend..."
Hu Zhongtian nodded, with a happy expression on his face: "I thought it was just a big monster, but I didn't expect it to be His Majesty. We are so lucky."
After finishing speaking, he also said to his sons: "Hu Da Hu Er, although you are boys, but you practice hard, and with this opportunity, you may also have a great fortune. Take a look at yourself, what do you look like? I can't even speak."
Hu Da trembled and said, "Dad, I'm afraid."
Hu Zhongtian slapped his son on the head: "We will work for that person in the future. There are so many opportunities that the monster race will never get in eight lifetimes. You boy cheer me up a little, and support me even if you are afraid!"
Hu Da nodded blankly, and Hu Er also nodded.
Hu Niu said, "Dad, don't worry, I will definitely do a good job for that one."
Hu Zhongtian said with relief: "It's my Niu Niu who is more courageous."
Xie Yun listened to the black line, just let them clean the hotel and receive guests. As for this look that they are about to fight for world hegemony?
"Boss!" Hu Zhongtian walked up to Xie Yun with a flattering smile on his face, which was hundreds of times more flattering than before. He said cautiously, "Boss, what do you need us to do? As long as it's not murder, arson, crime , we can all do well.”
Xie Yun thought for a while: "It's good for you to be like this, just be more enthusiastic and considerate to the guests."
Hu Zhongtian smiled and said: "I understand, it is to make the guests feel at home, right? No problem, those of us who are foxes know this best, otherwise we wouldn't be called fox spirits by the human race."
Xie Yun: "..." Why do you feel that you are quite proud of being called a vixen?
"Then you guys... come on?" Xie Yun said, "I'll get busy first."
Hu Zhongtian: "You are busy with your work, we will definitely get things done."
The foxes have found what they want to do, the value they want to realize, and the thighs they want to embrace, and they instantly become full of vitality.
Jiang Xiao has been staying in the hotel for nearly a week, and he has visited all the surrounding areas. Although Qingyun Mountain is big, there are still many places that have not been developed, and there are not many places to walk around.
But Jiang Xiao didn't feel tired.
After all, there is fresh and sweet air, uncomplicated interpersonal relationships, and delicious food.
If possible, Jiang Xiao didn't want to leave here at all.
After dinner, Jiang Xiao was going to take his laptop to the pavilion not far from the hotel. There was no one there, it was very quiet, and he could enjoy the moonlight. It was very suitable for watching TV dramas with his computer, or chatting with friends.
Very laid back.
Jiang Xiao has not experienced this kind of leisurely life for a long time.
As soon as Jiang Xiao left the room, he ran into a man he had never seen before. He was gay and would unconsciously pay attention to the men around him. After all, gays are also qualified to appreciate handsome men, but this man, he had never seen before. .
She has long hair like splashed ink, handsome eyebrows, and a pair of slanted eyes, charming and charming, like a vixen walking out of a book.
"Where are the guests going?" Hu Da noticed Jiang Xiao, he listened to his father very much, now with a smile on his face, he said very considerately, "It's windy at night, remember to wear an extra coat when you go out."
Jiang Xiao was taken aback for a while, he hadn't been cared so much for a long time.
Lin He only treated him like this when he was in love with Lin He.
At that time, Jiang Xiao thought that this was the person he could work hand in hand with for the rest of his life.
In the end, he was wrong, Lin He just pretended to be better, and when he got tired of pretending, he would reveal his original appearance.
After all, Hu Da is a vixen, male foxes who look strong like Hu Zhongtian are rare after all, Hu Da is the norm.
They will look slightly more masculine than female foxes, but only a little bit. Compared with normal men, no matter what race they are, they will look soft and enchanting.
Jiang Xiao took a few glances at Hu Da and nodded, "Got it."
He came out to heal emotional injuries, not for an affair, Jiang Xiao went out with a bag on his back.
He watched a TV series in the pavilion for a while, and then called his best friend.
The best friend is a girl who grew up with him. At that time, his relationship with his best friend and Lin He was the best.
Everyone thought that there would be a couple among them, but no one knew that the couple was him and Lin He.
When they learned about his relationship with Lin He, the girlfriends did not alienate them because of this, but always supported them and tried to convince their parents.
For Jiang Xiao, she is the only person he trusts most in this world.
After Lin He cheated on him, his best friend persuaded him all night to start a new life and stop torturing himself for scumbags.
Jiang Xiao chatted with his best friend for a while. Looking at the time, it was already one o'clock in the morning. He planned to sit down for a while and go back to rest.
"Guest!" Just when Jiang Xiao was in a daze, a call brought Jiang Xiao back to his senses. Under the moonlight, Jiang Xiao saw the man running towards him. It was the charming and handsome man he saw before going out. , he still held something in his hand, like a blanket.
Hu Da ran to the pavilion and heaved a sigh of relief. He had been paying attention to the guests who were going out, but he came out to find someone before one of them came back.
His father said that the places where human races gather are in chaos. He has to be careful about human trafficking and the like. If his guests are trafficked, his work will be over.
Maybe they will be sent back to their hometown.
Hu Da didn’t want to go back, because there was nothing when he went back, and he couldn’t receive the mobile phone signal. Every day, he got up when the sun came out and went to bed when the sun went down. It was too boring, and he would definitely be ridiculed. Played.
Jiang Xiao stood up and asked, "What's the matter?"
Hu Da seldom interacts with outsiders. Although he looks like an enchanting Leng Shan beauty on the outside, he is actually very clumsy. He said cautiously: "I see that you haven't returned to the hotel, so I came out to look for you. After twelve o'clock, the temperature will Even lower, if you are still outside, it is easy to catch cold, if you want to stay here for a while, just put on this blanket, and I will come out to find you in an hour."
Jiang Xiao waved his hand: "No need, I'll go back and rest now."
Hu Da breathed a sigh of relief. He took out his flashlight to illuminate the path under Jiang Xiao's feet, and reminded him, "Be careful, don't fall, the ground is slippery."
Looking at the serious expression on the other party's face, Jiang Xiao couldn't help but ask, "Are you so careful with everyone?"
Hu Da scratched the back of his head, with a shy smile on his face, which gave his already enchanting face a peculiar beauty, he whispered: "Actually, I am very stupid, if I am not careful, I will will be scolded."
Hu Da, who has not practiced well since he was a child, his goal in this life is to be able to live a stable life. It is best to be able to move to a place where humans live together, and he can also use some high-tech things.
Now that he can work in the hotel, Hu Da is very satisfied.
There are electric lights here, and the boss has equipped him with a walkie-talkie and a smart phone. In Hu Da's eyes, there is no better life than this.
Of course, it would be best if we could see His Majesty less often.
He is in awe of His Majesty, but he is even more afraid of His Majesty. Even a little breath of His Majesty is enough to make him prostrate on the ground.
When His Majesty appeared, he felt like his heart was going to explode.
Jiang Xiao walked beside Hu Da, he was silent for a while and said, "My name is Jiang Xiao, what's your name?"
Hu Da said: "My name is Hu Linyu, you can call me Hu Da, I am the boss at home."
Jiang Xiao pursed his lips and smiled: "Hu Da."
Hu Da was very happy, and agreed: "Oh!"
"Guest, do you like that pavilion very much?" Hu Da asked.
Jiang Xiao nodded: "It always feels like it will calm me down."
Hu laughed and said, "Then tell me next time when you come out, I will come to you when the time comes."
Jiang Xiao was taken aback for a moment, then suddenly smiled.
Hu Day was taken aback, and said foolishly, "Guest, you look so pretty when you smile."
Jiang Xiao suppressed his smile at once, but his face was already red.
He walked beside Jiang Xiao, and the two walked back to the hotel side by side.
When the sun rises the next day, it will be a new day.
When the first rays of sunlight in the morning broke through the fog, the earth began to wake up, and dew hung on the tops of grass and leaves. Xie Yun also woke up in the sweet fragrance of the morning. He rubbed his eyes, put on his clothes and started to work.
Nezha didn't sleep again, so he sat on the bedside and played games all night.
Xie Yun came out after washing his face, and said to Nezha, "Nezha, have you cleared the customs?"
Nezha pursed his lips tightly: "Hmph!"
Feeling arrogant again, it is estimated that the level has not been cleared yet, Xie Yun comforted: "It's okay, the game is like this, and the level will always be cleared, so don't worry."
Nezha threw the game console aside, and said sullenly: "This game is too difficult, and I don't know who made the game. After your work is over, I will go to him and let him clear the game." Show me."
Xie Yun picked up the game console and took a closer look. This game is new, and no one has cleared it yet.
Nezha glanced at Xie Yun: "What's wrong?"
Xie Yun picked up the game console, sat by the bed and started playing.
Nezha sneered and said, "Forget it, I can't even play it, let alone you, this game..."
Before Nezha could say anything, Xie Yun returned the game console to Nezha, and seriously commented: "This game is indeed very difficult, and there are many traps, but the game is not complicated, as long as you avoid the traps. "
Nezha looked down at the game console, and the two big golden characters on it almost blinded Nezha's eyes.
--"Clearance".
"How did you do it?" Nezha looked at Xie Yun in disbelief. Even the game he hadn't cleared after playing for so many days, Xie Yun only took a few minutes to pass it?Still the hardest one.
Xie Yun said humbly, "Because I'm a genius."
Nezha: "..."
"I also loved playing games when I was young." Xie Yun thought for a while, afraid that Nezha would cut himself off, so he explained, "This is the consciousness and hand speed I have honed through hard work. If you play for a few more years, you will definitely be able to If you can be like me, come on!”
Looking at Xie Yun's proud back, Nezha was speechless.
Nezha has only seen such a thick-skinned person as Xie Yun.
I don't know what's going on with the human race. The faster they develop, the thicker their skins become.
After finishing breakfast, Xie Yun and Di Jun went to take pictures again. The cosplay costume was changed to two sets of Republic of China costumes. The long robes and mandarin jackets are just improved, so they won't look bloated.
This time Chen Ling didn't have any special requirements, but the movements and positions of the two were still very ambiguous.
There was even a photo of Xie Yun holding Di Jun's waist.
"It's time to let go, thank you boss, don't keep hugging Brother Yao." Chen Ling reminded from the side.
At this time, Xie Yun realized that because the hand feels so good, he has not let go. Everyone is finishing work, and he is still holding Yao Jun's waist.
O Wary!
Are you really bent?
That's impossible!
I am pure and straight, straight, the most straight in the universe!
It's all to blame for Nezha, who said that Yaojun was his man when they first met.
Maybe I was disturbed by this joke.
It must be because Yao Jun's big waist is too comfortable to hug. This is pure appreciation and pursuit of hand feeling, and it does not mean that he has illegal intentions for Yao Jun.
After all, if he really bent over and fell in love with Yaojun, that would be called pain, and he had no guts to try the majesty of the sky with the sky on his head.
Xie Yun glanced at Yao Jun, Yao Jun was hugged by him expressionlessly, neither impatient nor happy, as if all of this seemed indifferent to him.
Xie Yun heaved a sigh of relief, it seemed that everything was self-indulgent.
Yao Junda didn't have anything special to him.
This time I came down because of Nezha's commission.
Sometimes I really have to burst with self-confidence.
Xie Yun let go of his hand.
A moment of doubt flashed in Di Jun's eyes.
Huh?Why don't you hug me?
Xie Yun said to Di Jun, "Master, I didn't mean it, your lord has a lot, please forgive me."
Di Jun was silent for a few seconds, then said, "I'm not angry."
Xie Yun breathed a sigh of relief.
Di Jun looked at Xie Yun's side face, he was thinking how he could tell Xie Yun tactfully that he didn't mind his pursuit?
Hey, he knows that Xie Yun is only a human race now, but he doesn't care about it.
Moreover, the human races played in TV dramas always fall in love quickly and then mate, how come Xie Yun's place is different?
Maybe it's because Xie Yun is naturally shy.
The naturally "shy" Xie Yunzheng accepted Chen Ling's compliment very shamelessly.
Chen Ling: "The filming is very good, you don't know, it's very cp-like, if I didn't know that you are just friends, I would have thought you were lovers who have been in love for a long time."
Xie Yun replied shamelessly: "I have CP feelings with everyone, after all I am a heartthrob."
Chen Ling rolled her eyes at Xie Yun: "Come on, let me tell you, you never thought about what would happen to him? He looks so handsome, although he is cold, but you can tell just by looking at him that he won't go out to flirt with you. Have no idea?"
Xie Yun was helpless: "Beauty, I'm a straight man."
Chen Ling was amused by Xie Yun's words now: "Then you still promised me to take cosplay photos, which are still gay, let's put it this way, not all those who take gay cosplay photos are crooked, but there is no resistance, And those who enjoy it must be bent."
Xie Yun didn't believe it: "You're obviously changing the concept secretly and making unreasonable words."
Chen Ling smiled and said nothing: "Believe it or not, let me tell you, it's better to determine your sexual orientation earlier, boss. It can save you a lot of detours."
Xie Yun: "I don't think so."
Anyway, no matter whether he is straight or crooked, don't even think about falling in love in this life, it's not for fun to put Tiantiao there.
A total of [-] photos were selected from the photos taken, and five of them were a set. Before leaving, Chen Ling said that if she wanted to publish a picture album, she would say hello to Xie Yun, and then the remuneration would be discussed again.
However, this kind of publishing can’t get a few dollars, and it’s worth a few thousand, unless the later sales are particularly good.
Now the publishing house is divided into seven and three, the publishing house is seven, and the other three achievements are their several points.
Only cosplayers with particularly good sales can make money from publishing, and most of them still have to rely on shooting and going out.
Participate in some animation exhibitions and do business activities to fill your stomach.
Hobbies are important, but survival is also important.
This group of photos was quickly posted on the Internet. This time, Chen Ling, who already has some background, spent a lot of money to find a big V to promote. Anyway, they now have investors. Everyone knows that the greater the investment in the early stage, the more impressive the return in the later stage. , and they are very confident in themselves, so they don't feel bad at all when spending money.
After the big Vs reposted Weibo, Chen Ling had been waiting for feedback on the computer, and the first fans to comment were the former ones.
"Wori! This rookie! He's so fucking handsome!"
"Damn it! It's super exciting! I'm going to ditch the yellow-haired brother! This tm is a perfect match!"
"No wonder I have always felt that there is a sense of disharmony between Baby Peach Blossom and Brother Huangfa. It turns out that Baby Peach Blossom is the one who suffers!"
"Upstairs, how did you get the nickname Peach Blossom Baby? Are you trying to laugh at me to death and inherit my ant flower?"
"Compared to thanking the boss or calling him by his first name, I think Baby Peach Blossom is more affectionate."
"This cp feeling is really strong. You look at the eyes. In the previous photos, the baby peach blossoms don't have such eyes. They are full of affection and awe. My mother, eat this ration and feel refreshed!"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
"I've been in the cosplay circle for so many years, I really haven't seen the other little brother, he's so handsome! I can feel the aura of dominance through the screen. Is he a new debut? What's his name?"
"Eat, eat, eat, eat! Give me all this candy! Isn't it just a game! I krypton!"
……
The comments reached [-] within half an hour, and the forwarding volume exceeded [-], and it continued to increase.
This feeling is no less than watching the most exciting lottery show in front of the TV. Every second, every minute is a huge stimulus.
Every sharp increase in the number of messages and retweets made Chen Ling feel as excited as riding a roller coaster.
The companions gathered around Chen Ling to witness this miracle.
The cosplay circle is very small, no matter how famous a cosplayer is, as long as he stays out of the circle, the amount of attention he can get is not much higher.
Not every gangster will like the same coser, and not every gangster will pay attention to the coser himself.
In addition, this circle is already relatively chaotic, more and more people who don't know the details join in, and different people have different purposes, so it's not as clean as it was in the early years.
The success of this photo is still due to the authenticity of the photo.
There is no excessive PS, and the skin is not worn down to the point where the pores are invisible.
Not fake like a doll or a painting.
Real people have a greater impact on people. Even people who are not in the social circle, as long as they are interested in handsome guys, they will be fascinated by such photos.
Especially the kissing photo that Chen Ling placed in the middle of the Jiugong grid, which can be seen at a glance, can attract people's attention immediately.
The angle of that photo is very good. Originally, it was planned to use the woods as the background, but felt that it lacked shock, so the person who did the special effects changed the background. It is completely close to the real classical city, but there are ruins everywhere, like When the country was broken, it was full of dilapidated buildings and smoke.
And they are kissing, it seems that they are connected for the first and last time in this life.
Xie Yun's eyes widened slightly, surprised and unbelievable.
But Di Jun's eyelids are slightly closed, his eyelashes are curled long, seemingly without fluctuation, but in fact he is tender like water.
Even at the last moment of the country's collapse, the emperor still did not despair or beg for mercy. He maintained the emperor's dignity and pride, and kissed the love of his life with the softest lips.
"Look at crying qaq, it's just a photo, I don't know why I cried, I just feel very sad."
"Seeing that I cried +1, maybe my tear point is relatively low qaq"
"I want to know the Weibo of the little brothers, I think they are a couple! That look, if you are not a couple, you will never have it?"
"This is the first time I have eaten real rations, it's really delicious."
"Jianghe and his wife finally healed their wounded hearts after breaking up qaq, I'm going to fall in love with this couple."
"Hey, upstairs, maybe they are just cooperating in filming, not a couple."
……
There were more and more comments, and the number of retweets exceeded 3. At the same time, the number of fans on the official Weibo also increased by more than [-].
This is only three hours, and the heat will continue to increase in the next few days, or even a month.
Chen Ling felt that her mouth was dry. After she took a sip of water, she felt that her throat was about to smoke.
The companion next to me has been talking excitedly for the past three hours.
While these girls were cheering, the person in charge of a studio also saw these photos. The man has short hair and slightly curved eyes, which are natural smiling eyes. He lit a cigarette and held it in his mouth, non-stop Flipping through the photos, the smoke burned quickly, one after another, and the smoke soon filled the office.
"Aren't you going back to rest?" The assistant was holding documents and coffee in his hands, and his eyes had long since turned into panda eyes. He complained to the man as he spoke, "Boss, for the sake of my hard work, give me a two-day break." Is it fake?"
"Besides, we have no shortage of people. With your title of film king here, are you afraid that no newcomers will come?"
The man took a puff of cigarette: "Oh, no smoke rings came out."
The assistant rolled his eyes towards the sky: "Which newcomer are you looking at again? Want to sign him to our studio? Don't sign him again."
The man beckoned, asked the assistant to come to his desk, and turned the computer around.
The person on the video screen appeared in front of the assistant.
The man licked the corner of his mouth and asked with a smile, "Look, how about these two? Are they worth signing?"
He managed to break away from his former club and set up his own business. No matter how hard he signed the artist, he failed to win it. He wasted so much manpower and connections.
But he felt that it was time for him to stand up, as long as he could sign these two.
In the next few years, it will be the world of these two newcomers.
When the time comes, he will severely beat the face of the sarcastic person.
Even if he retreats behind the scenes, he will not be an ordinary person.
"Cough, cough, cough." Xie Yun rubbed his nose and asked Di Jun, "Big Daddy, can you do me a favor?"
Di Jun raised his eyebrows: "Huh?"
Xie Yun: "I seem to have caught a cold, and my ears are still burning. Either someone is talking about me or I have a cold. Can you help me go down the mountain and buy some medicine?"
Di Jun stood up, patted Xie Yun's head, and said, "You're not sick."
Xie Yun was surprised, and said to himself: "Is it true that someone is talking about me?"
It's more like an accidental contact that was not noticed for a while.
Xie Yun's eyes widened, but a second later, he suspected that what happened just now was his own illusion.
Fortunately, Chen Ling's SLR faithfully recorded the scene just now.
Xie Yun felt that she didn't feel anything wrong with smashing it, and she didn't even know whether Yao Jun's lips were hard or soft.
When Xie Yun came back to his senses, this group of photos had already been taken. His expression was a little dazed, and he asked Chen Ling in a low voice: "Just now..." Did you kiss me?
Chen Ling said proudly, "Don't worry, I will show you the photos first."
After finishing these words, Chen Ling said in a particularly envious tone: "Boss, you were still single when you came here last time, and now you have such a handsome boyfriend."
Xie Yun wanted to explain, but seeing Chen Ling's determined look, knowing that it was useless to explain, she simply said, "Yes, this proves that I am attractive."
Chen Ling smiled and said: "You teach me a few tricks, and I will also find a handsome guy to be my boyfriend."
Xie Yun was serious: "It's easy to say."
Chen Ling: "All ears."
The old god Xie Yun is here: "As long as you are as good as me."
Chen Ling covered her mouth and smiled: "I haven't seen you for a while, boss, you are still so humorous."
Xie Yun waved his hand. He looked at Di Jun surrounded by the staff and flattered him, and looked at Di Jun's unsmiling face. For some reason, he had the illusion that "I may be special in Yao Jun's eyes".
Maybe it's because Yao Jun occasionally smiles when facing him, which makes him look good?
This is really embarrassing.
When returning to the hotel, Xie Yun was pushed to the side of Di Jun by the girls, Xie Yun staggered back a few steps, and fell on Di Jun's body, Di Jun reached out to catch Xie Yun, Xie Yun was like It's like being held in Dijun's arms.
Standing firm, Xie Yun immediately broke away from Di Jun's embrace, and stood beside him with a flushed face.
Although I have watched a lot of romance movies and colorful action movies, Xie Yun is still very pure.
He had never even kissed anyone else's face, let alone a kiss.
Chen Ling suddenly leaned into Xie Yun's ear and said, "You look like a little girl who just fell in love."
Xie Yun couldn't laugh or cry: "Please, take a good look at the road and walk, don't make fun of me, okay?"
The blush on Xie Yun's face disappeared when the group returned to the hotel.
His brain is now a mess of twine, Xie Yun pays attention to Di Jun unconsciously, and finds that Di Jun is just like a normal person.
He didn't seem to take that kiss seriously.
Perhaps in the eyes of the gods, kissing is almost like wrestling wrists, right?
Xie Yun breathed a sigh of relief, but for some reason, he became angry again.
He always thought that his first kiss would be reserved for his true love, but now the first kiss is gone, and the person he kissed didn't even know the meaning of the kiss.
How can I be so unlucky?
Xie Yun sighed silently.
Xie Yun entered his room when he returned to the hotel, and only came out when he knew it was time for lunch.
He hugged Jin Dan and sat on the sofa in the room. Jin Dan rubbed Xie Yun's chin. ?”
Xie Yun shook his head, put his chin on top of Jindan's head, and said sullenly, "Son, dad is not pure anymore."
Jindan doesn't quite understand: "Why? Dad, did you pee your pants?"
Xie Yun: "...No, adults don't pee their pants."
Jin Dan thought for a while: "Oh, what's wrong with you, Dad?"
Xie Yun: "Son, tell me, how about Dad finding you a mother?"
Jin Dan panicked, and immediately shouted: "No! Don't stepmother!"
Xie Yun was taken aback for a moment: "Okay, big egg, you still know the word stepmother, do you know what a stepmother is?"
The golden egg snorted, and said with some pride: "Don't feed the golden egg, don't give the golden egg clothes to wear, and even pull the golden egg's ears, let the golden egg sweep the floor! Turn the golden egg into a gray egg!"
Xie Yun was a little speechless, who told Jindan about Cinderella?
He said: "But we Jindan don't need to eat, don't wear clothes, don't have ears, and don't even sweep the floor with our hands?"
The golden egg thought about it for a while, and finally came to a conclusion: "That's because the golden egg is still young, and when the golden egg breaks its shell, it will be abused by the stepmother!"
Xie Yun was not angry either: "Our golden egg really knows a lot, she is a smart egg."
Jin Dan bounced in Xie Yun's arms, and said very proudly: "Golden Dan is smart! Smart!"
Talk to Jindan for a while, although Jindan said childish things, but children's emotions are particularly easy to infect others, Xie Yun's mood has calmed down.
Xie Yun kissed the golden egg: "Go, baby, Dad will take you to the bottom of the mountain to watch a movie."
Golden Egg: "Movie?"
Xie Yun smiled and said, "We haven't seen the golden eggs yet."
The golden egg shook.
Now Jindan knows that the "golden egg", "baby", "dandan" and "big egg" in his father's mouth are all calling him, and Jindan thinks that he is smart.
After finishing the lunch, Xie Yun took a few bites from the bowl and went down the mountain with the golden egg in his schoolbag.
Because there are many tourists in Qingyun Mountain, the facilities in the small town under the mountain are relatively complete. Although the movie theater is not too big, the environment is not bad.
It's noon now, and no one is watching a movie. It's only interesting to watch movies at night. This is a good time to take a nap.
Xie Yun also has no personal space during this period. He sleeps in the same room with Nezha every day. When Nezha is playing games, he can hold the game console 24 hours a day, and he doesn't have to sleep anyway.
Not to mention other times, he was so busy and tired that he couldn't even masturbate - he still stayed in the toilet for a long time, and Nezha still suspected that he fell from the toilet.
Coupled with tiredness, you can fall asleep.
Xie Yun felt that she was even worse than when she was sprinting in the third year of high school.
In Jindan's memory, he has always lived on the mountain, never knowing what the world below the mountain is like.
When Xie Yun stepped onto the asphalt road at the foot of the mountain, Jindan was bouncing around in the backpack, and his voice came from the backpack: "Dad, Jindan should be hugged, not carried!"
Xie Yun thought about it, anyway, there was no one on the road at the moment, so he said it was a decoration or a prop, so it should be nothing.
So Xie Yun popped the golden egg out of his backpack and held it in his arms. Since the golden egg grew to its current size, its physique has not changed.
The golden egg is usually carried by Di Jun, but now he didn't find his father, after getting excited, he remembered and asked Xie Yun, "Dad, where is my father?"
Xie Yun: "...your father is on the mountain."
I don't know when Jin Dan will be able to change the name "Father".
You know, Jindan's "father" is not used to address him.
Jindan said to Xie Yun in a reproachful tone: "Father, what you did was wrong. Daddy treats you so well, and you don't even take him to the movies."
Xie Yun: "Baby, Dad and your dad are friends, but today Dad only wants to watch movies with Baby, not with friends."
Jindan thought for a while, and felt aggrieved for her father: "Father, you are not good. My father treats you so well, but you are not good to my father. You still want to find a stepmother for me."
Xie Yun couldn't argue with these things, who called the golden eggs were all brought by Di Jun, so he could only surrender to his son: "Baby, next time, can you bring your father with you next time?"
Jindan Danghuang: "No, Dad hasn't seen a movie either!"
Come on, my son has been completely bought by Yao Jun, Xie Yun can only say: "But your father can't catch up now, call him next time, this time we will watch a movie."
Jindan probably felt that what Xie Yun said made sense, so he could only say aggrieved: "Okay then, Dad, you have to remember."
Xie Yun heaved a sigh of relief, shook the golden egg in his arms, and said with a smile: "Dad will remember, take us to the movies with the golden egg."
The movie theater is on the third floor. Xie Yun took the elevator up. It was the first time for Jin Dan to take the elevator. Fortunately, he still remembered Xie Yun's reminder not to make any noise outside, otherwise he would be regarded as a monster and caught to make a marinated egg. Tea eggs or salted duck eggs.
Jin Dan was scared, he didn't want to die so ugly, even if he was going to die, it would be better to turn into a fried egg.
There should be no customers at this point in the movie theater, but now there is a man buying tickets. This movie theater is very small, there is only such a window for queuing, and the self-service ticket machine next to it is damaged and disabled, Xie Yun can only go and queue up to buy tickets.
There was only one rom-com among the few to choose from, because it was due in 10 minutes.
The man in front was tall and tall, Xie Yun felt a little familiar,
When the man turned his head, Xie Yun was so frightened that he almost threw the golden egg on the ground.
This is obviously Yao Jun who should be on the mountain at this time!
The girl who sold the tickets had flushed cheeks, and she was staring at Di Jun in a daze.
Xie Yun was almost speechless, he asked stupidly: "You, why are you here."
With a smile on Di Jun's face, he quickly restrained himself: "I haven't seen the movie, and I want to watch it too."
Xie Yun: "...Oh, let's watch together then."
So Xie Yun and Di Jun walked into the screening room together, Xie Yun was still holding the golden egg, and Di Jun bought Coke and popcorn for Xie Yun.
Xie Yun was in a daze until the movie started playing, and Xie Yun finally got into the movie, and the awkward atmosphere disappeared.
"Hahahaha"
"It's so funny!"
Because there was no one else in the screening hall, the three of them spent three wallets of movie tickets for a show. At this time, only Xie Yun's laughter echoed in the screening hall.
The ending of the story is that when the white rich beauty protagonist is about to get married, she finds out that she loves the male protagonist who always quarrels with her and protects her bodyguard all the time.
Xie Yun watched the male and female protagonists kissing, and thought of his first kiss, feeling sad from it, and complained to Di Jun, "You shouldn't have listened to them in the morning, it was my first kiss!"
Di Jun was very calm, he said: "It's my first kiss too."
Xie Yun didn't believe it: "You've lived for so many years, stop coaxing me."
Di Jun said seriously: "What I said is true."
Xie Yun smiled: "Stop teasing, let's go back to the hotel."
When they returned to the hotel, Hu Zhongtian's family was cleaning in the lobby of the hotel. They were very diligent and cherished this job very much. Although they were trembling with the occasional appearance of Zhao Gongming and Suixing, they still did things honestly.
When they saw Di Jun, their hands that were holding the broom or rag suddenly loosened and they knelt down on the ground.
Fortunately, there was no one in the lobby at this time, and no one saw this scene because Chen Meng was dozing off at the front desk, otherwise Xie Yun really didn't know how to explain it.
Hu Zhongtian noticed Chen Meng only after Xie Yun's eyes signaled him, so he lowered his voice, knelt at Di Jun's feet and said, "Your Majesty."
Xie Yun: "..." What is this title?
Di Jun also frowned slightly, and he looked down at Hu Zhongtian who was kneeling at his feet.
At this moment, Xie Yun suddenly felt that Yaojun was very strange. He looked at Hu Zhongtian under his feet, but there was no emotion in his eyes, as if what was under his feet was not a living creature, but a stone or a reptile.
But Hu Zhongtian didn't feel it. Hu Zhongtian was so excited that he couldn't even speak.
Hu Zhongtian still remembered that when he was a child, the monster clan was far less down-and-out than it is now, and there were several great monsters, and they were prosperous among the human race, and when Hu Zhongtian was born, it was such a good time.
He is also the smartest and most gifted of the pack.
He is timid, dare not stand out, dare not attack humans, dare not use human energy to improve his cultivation.
That's why he's alive until now.
He is familiar with all the classics left by the ethnic group, some of which have been lost and only exist in his memory.
That's why he was able to recognize that the man in front of him was the emperor of the demon clan, Di Jun.
Xie Yun looked at Hu Zhongtian's appearance, and waited until Di Jun went up to the second floor with the golden egg in his arms, he helped Hu Zhongtian up, and comforted him: "Although Yao Jun is a god, you don't have to be so afraid of him, he is very good. You'll know it after getting along for a while, and speaking of it, you were found by him."
No wonder!
Hu Zhongtian swallowed. Regardless of the ashes on his knees, he pulled up the children who were so frightened that they were kneeling on the ground, and whispered to them, "Do you feel it?"
Hu Da and Hu Er were too scared to speak, only Hu Niu whispered: "I feel it, Dad, that's the legend..."
Hu Zhongtian nodded, with a happy expression on his face: "I thought it was just a big monster, but I didn't expect it to be His Majesty. We are so lucky."
After finishing speaking, he also said to his sons: "Hu Da Hu Er, although you are boys, but you practice hard, and with this opportunity, you may also have a great fortune. Take a look at yourself, what do you look like? I can't even speak."
Hu Da trembled and said, "Dad, I'm afraid."
Hu Zhongtian slapped his son on the head: "We will work for that person in the future. There are so many opportunities that the monster race will never get in eight lifetimes. You boy cheer me up a little, and support me even if you are afraid!"
Hu Da nodded blankly, and Hu Er also nodded.
Hu Niu said, "Dad, don't worry, I will definitely do a good job for that one."
Hu Zhongtian said with relief: "It's my Niu Niu who is more courageous."
Xie Yun listened to the black line, just let them clean the hotel and receive guests. As for this look that they are about to fight for world hegemony?
"Boss!" Hu Zhongtian walked up to Xie Yun with a flattering smile on his face, which was hundreds of times more flattering than before. He said cautiously, "Boss, what do you need us to do? As long as it's not murder, arson, crime , we can all do well.”
Xie Yun thought for a while: "It's good for you to be like this, just be more enthusiastic and considerate to the guests."
Hu Zhongtian smiled and said: "I understand, it is to make the guests feel at home, right? No problem, those of us who are foxes know this best, otherwise we wouldn't be called fox spirits by the human race."
Xie Yun: "..." Why do you feel that you are quite proud of being called a vixen?
"Then you guys... come on?" Xie Yun said, "I'll get busy first."
Hu Zhongtian: "You are busy with your work, we will definitely get things done."
The foxes have found what they want to do, the value they want to realize, and the thighs they want to embrace, and they instantly become full of vitality.
Jiang Xiao has been staying in the hotel for nearly a week, and he has visited all the surrounding areas. Although Qingyun Mountain is big, there are still many places that have not been developed, and there are not many places to walk around.
But Jiang Xiao didn't feel tired.
After all, there is fresh and sweet air, uncomplicated interpersonal relationships, and delicious food.
If possible, Jiang Xiao didn't want to leave here at all.
After dinner, Jiang Xiao was going to take his laptop to the pavilion not far from the hotel. There was no one there, it was very quiet, and he could enjoy the moonlight. It was very suitable for watching TV dramas with his computer, or chatting with friends.
Very laid back.
Jiang Xiao has not experienced this kind of leisurely life for a long time.
As soon as Jiang Xiao left the room, he ran into a man he had never seen before. He was gay and would unconsciously pay attention to the men around him. After all, gays are also qualified to appreciate handsome men, but this man, he had never seen before. .
She has long hair like splashed ink, handsome eyebrows, and a pair of slanted eyes, charming and charming, like a vixen walking out of a book.
"Where are the guests going?" Hu Da noticed Jiang Xiao, he listened to his father very much, now with a smile on his face, he said very considerately, "It's windy at night, remember to wear an extra coat when you go out."
Jiang Xiao was taken aback for a while, he hadn't been cared so much for a long time.
Lin He only treated him like this when he was in love with Lin He.
At that time, Jiang Xiao thought that this was the person he could work hand in hand with for the rest of his life.
In the end, he was wrong, Lin He just pretended to be better, and when he got tired of pretending, he would reveal his original appearance.
After all, Hu Da is a vixen, male foxes who look strong like Hu Zhongtian are rare after all, Hu Da is the norm.
They will look slightly more masculine than female foxes, but only a little bit. Compared with normal men, no matter what race they are, they will look soft and enchanting.
Jiang Xiao took a few glances at Hu Da and nodded, "Got it."
He came out to heal emotional injuries, not for an affair, Jiang Xiao went out with a bag on his back.
He watched a TV series in the pavilion for a while, and then called his best friend.
The best friend is a girl who grew up with him. At that time, his relationship with his best friend and Lin He was the best.
Everyone thought that there would be a couple among them, but no one knew that the couple was him and Lin He.
When they learned about his relationship with Lin He, the girlfriends did not alienate them because of this, but always supported them and tried to convince their parents.
For Jiang Xiao, she is the only person he trusts most in this world.
After Lin He cheated on him, his best friend persuaded him all night to start a new life and stop torturing himself for scumbags.
Jiang Xiao chatted with his best friend for a while. Looking at the time, it was already one o'clock in the morning. He planned to sit down for a while and go back to rest.
"Guest!" Just when Jiang Xiao was in a daze, a call brought Jiang Xiao back to his senses. Under the moonlight, Jiang Xiao saw the man running towards him. It was the charming and handsome man he saw before going out. , he still held something in his hand, like a blanket.
Hu Da ran to the pavilion and heaved a sigh of relief. He had been paying attention to the guests who were going out, but he came out to find someone before one of them came back.
His father said that the places where human races gather are in chaos. He has to be careful about human trafficking and the like. If his guests are trafficked, his work will be over.
Maybe they will be sent back to their hometown.
Hu Da didn’t want to go back, because there was nothing when he went back, and he couldn’t receive the mobile phone signal. Every day, he got up when the sun came out and went to bed when the sun went down. It was too boring, and he would definitely be ridiculed. Played.
Jiang Xiao stood up and asked, "What's the matter?"
Hu Da seldom interacts with outsiders. Although he looks like an enchanting Leng Shan beauty on the outside, he is actually very clumsy. He said cautiously: "I see that you haven't returned to the hotel, so I came out to look for you. After twelve o'clock, the temperature will Even lower, if you are still outside, it is easy to catch cold, if you want to stay here for a while, just put on this blanket, and I will come out to find you in an hour."
Jiang Xiao waved his hand: "No need, I'll go back and rest now."
Hu Da breathed a sigh of relief. He took out his flashlight to illuminate the path under Jiang Xiao's feet, and reminded him, "Be careful, don't fall, the ground is slippery."
Looking at the serious expression on the other party's face, Jiang Xiao couldn't help but ask, "Are you so careful with everyone?"
Hu Da scratched the back of his head, with a shy smile on his face, which gave his already enchanting face a peculiar beauty, he whispered: "Actually, I am very stupid, if I am not careful, I will will be scolded."
Hu Da, who has not practiced well since he was a child, his goal in this life is to be able to live a stable life. It is best to be able to move to a place where humans live together, and he can also use some high-tech things.
Now that he can work in the hotel, Hu Da is very satisfied.
There are electric lights here, and the boss has equipped him with a walkie-talkie and a smart phone. In Hu Da's eyes, there is no better life than this.
Of course, it would be best if we could see His Majesty less often.
He is in awe of His Majesty, but he is even more afraid of His Majesty. Even a little breath of His Majesty is enough to make him prostrate on the ground.
When His Majesty appeared, he felt like his heart was going to explode.
Jiang Xiao walked beside Hu Da, he was silent for a while and said, "My name is Jiang Xiao, what's your name?"
Hu Da said: "My name is Hu Linyu, you can call me Hu Da, I am the boss at home."
Jiang Xiao pursed his lips and smiled: "Hu Da."
Hu Da was very happy, and agreed: "Oh!"
"Guest, do you like that pavilion very much?" Hu Da asked.
Jiang Xiao nodded: "It always feels like it will calm me down."
Hu laughed and said, "Then tell me next time when you come out, I will come to you when the time comes."
Jiang Xiao was taken aback for a moment, then suddenly smiled.
Hu Day was taken aback, and said foolishly, "Guest, you look so pretty when you smile."
Jiang Xiao suppressed his smile at once, but his face was already red.
He walked beside Jiang Xiao, and the two walked back to the hotel side by side.
When the sun rises the next day, it will be a new day.
When the first rays of sunlight in the morning broke through the fog, the earth began to wake up, and dew hung on the tops of grass and leaves. Xie Yun also woke up in the sweet fragrance of the morning. He rubbed his eyes, put on his clothes and started to work.
Nezha didn't sleep again, so he sat on the bedside and played games all night.
Xie Yun came out after washing his face, and said to Nezha, "Nezha, have you cleared the customs?"
Nezha pursed his lips tightly: "Hmph!"
Feeling arrogant again, it is estimated that the level has not been cleared yet, Xie Yun comforted: "It's okay, the game is like this, and the level will always be cleared, so don't worry."
Nezha threw the game console aside, and said sullenly: "This game is too difficult, and I don't know who made the game. After your work is over, I will go to him and let him clear the game." Show me."
Xie Yun picked up the game console and took a closer look. This game is new, and no one has cleared it yet.
Nezha glanced at Xie Yun: "What's wrong?"
Xie Yun picked up the game console, sat by the bed and started playing.
Nezha sneered and said, "Forget it, I can't even play it, let alone you, this game..."
Before Nezha could say anything, Xie Yun returned the game console to Nezha, and seriously commented: "This game is indeed very difficult, and there are many traps, but the game is not complicated, as long as you avoid the traps. "
Nezha looked down at the game console, and the two big golden characters on it almost blinded Nezha's eyes.
--"Clearance".
"How did you do it?" Nezha looked at Xie Yun in disbelief. Even the game he hadn't cleared after playing for so many days, Xie Yun only took a few minutes to pass it?Still the hardest one.
Xie Yun said humbly, "Because I'm a genius."
Nezha: "..."
"I also loved playing games when I was young." Xie Yun thought for a while, afraid that Nezha would cut himself off, so he explained, "This is the consciousness and hand speed I have honed through hard work. If you play for a few more years, you will definitely be able to If you can be like me, come on!”
Looking at Xie Yun's proud back, Nezha was speechless.
Nezha has only seen such a thick-skinned person as Xie Yun.
I don't know what's going on with the human race. The faster they develop, the thicker their skins become.
After finishing breakfast, Xie Yun and Di Jun went to take pictures again. The cosplay costume was changed to two sets of Republic of China costumes. The long robes and mandarin jackets are just improved, so they won't look bloated.
This time Chen Ling didn't have any special requirements, but the movements and positions of the two were still very ambiguous.
There was even a photo of Xie Yun holding Di Jun's waist.
"It's time to let go, thank you boss, don't keep hugging Brother Yao." Chen Ling reminded from the side.
At this time, Xie Yun realized that because the hand feels so good, he has not let go. Everyone is finishing work, and he is still holding Yao Jun's waist.
O Wary!
Are you really bent?
That's impossible!
I am pure and straight, straight, the most straight in the universe!
It's all to blame for Nezha, who said that Yaojun was his man when they first met.
Maybe I was disturbed by this joke.
It must be because Yao Jun's big waist is too comfortable to hug. This is pure appreciation and pursuit of hand feeling, and it does not mean that he has illegal intentions for Yao Jun.
After all, if he really bent over and fell in love with Yaojun, that would be called pain, and he had no guts to try the majesty of the sky with the sky on his head.
Xie Yun glanced at Yao Jun, Yao Jun was hugged by him expressionlessly, neither impatient nor happy, as if all of this seemed indifferent to him.
Xie Yun heaved a sigh of relief, it seemed that everything was self-indulgent.
Yao Junda didn't have anything special to him.
This time I came down because of Nezha's commission.
Sometimes I really have to burst with self-confidence.
Xie Yun let go of his hand.
A moment of doubt flashed in Di Jun's eyes.
Huh?Why don't you hug me?
Xie Yun said to Di Jun, "Master, I didn't mean it, your lord has a lot, please forgive me."
Di Jun was silent for a few seconds, then said, "I'm not angry."
Xie Yun breathed a sigh of relief.
Di Jun looked at Xie Yun's side face, he was thinking how he could tell Xie Yun tactfully that he didn't mind his pursuit?
Hey, he knows that Xie Yun is only a human race now, but he doesn't care about it.
Moreover, the human races played in TV dramas always fall in love quickly and then mate, how come Xie Yun's place is different?
Maybe it's because Xie Yun is naturally shy.
The naturally "shy" Xie Yunzheng accepted Chen Ling's compliment very shamelessly.
Chen Ling: "The filming is very good, you don't know, it's very cp-like, if I didn't know that you are just friends, I would have thought you were lovers who have been in love for a long time."
Xie Yun replied shamelessly: "I have CP feelings with everyone, after all I am a heartthrob."
Chen Ling rolled her eyes at Xie Yun: "Come on, let me tell you, you never thought about what would happen to him? He looks so handsome, although he is cold, but you can tell just by looking at him that he won't go out to flirt with you. Have no idea?"
Xie Yun was helpless: "Beauty, I'm a straight man."
Chen Ling was amused by Xie Yun's words now: "Then you still promised me to take cosplay photos, which are still gay, let's put it this way, not all those who take gay cosplay photos are crooked, but there is no resistance, And those who enjoy it must be bent."
Xie Yun didn't believe it: "You're obviously changing the concept secretly and making unreasonable words."
Chen Ling smiled and said nothing: "Believe it or not, let me tell you, it's better to determine your sexual orientation earlier, boss. It can save you a lot of detours."
Xie Yun: "I don't think so."
Anyway, no matter whether he is straight or crooked, don't even think about falling in love in this life, it's not for fun to put Tiantiao there.
A total of [-] photos were selected from the photos taken, and five of them were a set. Before leaving, Chen Ling said that if she wanted to publish a picture album, she would say hello to Xie Yun, and then the remuneration would be discussed again.
However, this kind of publishing can’t get a few dollars, and it’s worth a few thousand, unless the later sales are particularly good.
Now the publishing house is divided into seven and three, the publishing house is seven, and the other three achievements are their several points.
Only cosplayers with particularly good sales can make money from publishing, and most of them still have to rely on shooting and going out.
Participate in some animation exhibitions and do business activities to fill your stomach.
Hobbies are important, but survival is also important.
This group of photos was quickly posted on the Internet. This time, Chen Ling, who already has some background, spent a lot of money to find a big V to promote. Anyway, they now have investors. Everyone knows that the greater the investment in the early stage, the more impressive the return in the later stage. , and they are very confident in themselves, so they don't feel bad at all when spending money.
After the big Vs reposted Weibo, Chen Ling had been waiting for feedback on the computer, and the first fans to comment were the former ones.
"Wori! This rookie! He's so fucking handsome!"
"Damn it! It's super exciting! I'm going to ditch the yellow-haired brother! This tm is a perfect match!"
"No wonder I have always felt that there is a sense of disharmony between Baby Peach Blossom and Brother Huangfa. It turns out that Baby Peach Blossom is the one who suffers!"
"Upstairs, how did you get the nickname Peach Blossom Baby? Are you trying to laugh at me to death and inherit my ant flower?"
"Compared to thanking the boss or calling him by his first name, I think Baby Peach Blossom is more affectionate."
"This cp feeling is really strong. You look at the eyes. In the previous photos, the baby peach blossoms don't have such eyes. They are full of affection and awe. My mother, eat this ration and feel refreshed!"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
"I've been in the cosplay circle for so many years, I really haven't seen the other little brother, he's so handsome! I can feel the aura of dominance through the screen. Is he a new debut? What's his name?"
"Eat, eat, eat, eat! Give me all this candy! Isn't it just a game! I krypton!"
……
The comments reached [-] within half an hour, and the forwarding volume exceeded [-], and it continued to increase.
This feeling is no less than watching the most exciting lottery show in front of the TV. Every second, every minute is a huge stimulus.
Every sharp increase in the number of messages and retweets made Chen Ling feel as excited as riding a roller coaster.
The companions gathered around Chen Ling to witness this miracle.
The cosplay circle is very small, no matter how famous a cosplayer is, as long as he stays out of the circle, the amount of attention he can get is not much higher.
Not every gangster will like the same coser, and not every gangster will pay attention to the coser himself.
In addition, this circle is already relatively chaotic, more and more people who don't know the details join in, and different people have different purposes, so it's not as clean as it was in the early years.
The success of this photo is still due to the authenticity of the photo.
There is no excessive PS, and the skin is not worn down to the point where the pores are invisible.
Not fake like a doll or a painting.
Real people have a greater impact on people. Even people who are not in the social circle, as long as they are interested in handsome guys, they will be fascinated by such photos.
Especially the kissing photo that Chen Ling placed in the middle of the Jiugong grid, which can be seen at a glance, can attract people's attention immediately.
The angle of that photo is very good. Originally, it was planned to use the woods as the background, but felt that it lacked shock, so the person who did the special effects changed the background. It is completely close to the real classical city, but there are ruins everywhere, like When the country was broken, it was full of dilapidated buildings and smoke.
And they are kissing, it seems that they are connected for the first and last time in this life.
Xie Yun's eyes widened slightly, surprised and unbelievable.
But Di Jun's eyelids are slightly closed, his eyelashes are curled long, seemingly without fluctuation, but in fact he is tender like water.
Even at the last moment of the country's collapse, the emperor still did not despair or beg for mercy. He maintained the emperor's dignity and pride, and kissed the love of his life with the softest lips.
"Look at crying qaq, it's just a photo, I don't know why I cried, I just feel very sad."
"Seeing that I cried +1, maybe my tear point is relatively low qaq"
"I want to know the Weibo of the little brothers, I think they are a couple! That look, if you are not a couple, you will never have it?"
"This is the first time I have eaten real rations, it's really delicious."
"Jianghe and his wife finally healed their wounded hearts after breaking up qaq, I'm going to fall in love with this couple."
"Hey, upstairs, maybe they are just cooperating in filming, not a couple."
……
There were more and more comments, and the number of retweets exceeded 3. At the same time, the number of fans on the official Weibo also increased by more than [-].
This is only three hours, and the heat will continue to increase in the next few days, or even a month.
Chen Ling felt that her mouth was dry. After she took a sip of water, she felt that her throat was about to smoke.
The companion next to me has been talking excitedly for the past three hours.
While these girls were cheering, the person in charge of a studio also saw these photos. The man has short hair and slightly curved eyes, which are natural smiling eyes. He lit a cigarette and held it in his mouth, non-stop Flipping through the photos, the smoke burned quickly, one after another, and the smoke soon filled the office.
"Aren't you going back to rest?" The assistant was holding documents and coffee in his hands, and his eyes had long since turned into panda eyes. He complained to the man as he spoke, "Boss, for the sake of my hard work, give me a two-day break." Is it fake?"
"Besides, we have no shortage of people. With your title of film king here, are you afraid that no newcomers will come?"
The man took a puff of cigarette: "Oh, no smoke rings came out."
The assistant rolled his eyes towards the sky: "Which newcomer are you looking at again? Want to sign him to our studio? Don't sign him again."
The man beckoned, asked the assistant to come to his desk, and turned the computer around.
The person on the video screen appeared in front of the assistant.
The man licked the corner of his mouth and asked with a smile, "Look, how about these two? Are they worth signing?"
He managed to break away from his former club and set up his own business. No matter how hard he signed the artist, he failed to win it. He wasted so much manpower and connections.
But he felt that it was time for him to stand up, as long as he could sign these two.
In the next few years, it will be the world of these two newcomers.
When the time comes, he will severely beat the face of the sarcastic person.
Even if he retreats behind the scenes, he will not be an ordinary person.
"Cough, cough, cough." Xie Yun rubbed his nose and asked Di Jun, "Big Daddy, can you do me a favor?"
Di Jun raised his eyebrows: "Huh?"
Xie Yun: "I seem to have caught a cold, and my ears are still burning. Either someone is talking about me or I have a cold. Can you help me go down the mountain and buy some medicine?"
Di Jun stood up, patted Xie Yun's head, and said, "You're not sick."
Xie Yun was surprised, and said to himself: "Is it true that someone is talking about me?"
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