Laughing proud of the rivers and lakes when a thief meets a nun

The author has something to say: While writing and reviewing TV, I suddenly felt that the term beauty is really a matter of opinion. Let’s take it as an example. The most beautiful is not the most beautiful. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and my man likes it, that is most beautiful.If there is a description, we think Lan Fenghuang is seductive, Yue Lingshan is sweet, Ren Yingying is Xianli, and little nun is soft and cute.In fact, each has its own characteristics~~ (←v←This person is convulsed, I don’t like to ignore it~~)

So pinch... so far the deputy CP has been decided, Lin Pingzhi and Qu Feiyan, Linghu Chong and Ren Yingying, Yue Lingshan and Ji Wushi, although they are all soy sauce~ but we will make them happy~

Speaking of watching TV, it is difficult for Chongying and Chongling to discuss right and wrong. In fact, someone said something before and we think it makes sense.In a single article, who deserves whom is the author's final say~~ haha

Isn’t it true, in Mr. Jin’s writing, he has the final say, and in our writing, we have the final say~~

So those who like Chongling's relatives will shoot us, this is a fan.

It may be because no one has ever dared to eat meat in Shaolin Temple. Tonight, the smell of meat is particularly strong.In the Bodhidharma hall near Beiyuan, the monks guessed while doing their evening classes. After the confluence of the Five Sacred Mountains that only gathered to deal with the Demon Cult, the Beiyuan of Shaolin Temple probably won’t receive pilgrims for a long time.

Lin Yi held the hot grilled fish and ate it with a mouthful of flavor. He didn't know where the prostitute learned such a good skill. Everything was delicious.

Thanks to Lin Yi, the Four Immortals of Peach Valley also experienced their mouth addiction once. The so-called cannibalism has a soft mouth, and when they have delicious food, Tian Boguang took the little nun and left without saying goodbye, so they patted his ass and forgot about it.

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It’s just that Tao Shixian still looked at Tian Boguang with resentment, and then at Lin Yi, looking like a pitiful little girl abandoned by others, she took a bite of the grilled fish in her hand, hum, there is fish to eat Nor can it change the fact that he abducted the little nun.

The behavior of the Taogu Four Immortals is unreasonable, and there are very few people who can talk to them, so Taoshixian pays special attention.

Except for the little nun, since when did I serve others for dinner!

Tian Boguang turned the fish in his hand with black lines on his face, he just wanted to make it for the little nun to eat alone!These people are all here to join in the fun, bastard, don't you know that it is the most immoral to disturb other people's happy time alone!

I complained in my heart, but I still had to do it in my hand. Who told the little nun to be too talkative, she gave up the fish in her hand after swallowing twice.What can he say?You can't turn your face over a few fish, or you'd be too stingy.

A certain lewd thief who wasn't bothered about fish had no choice but to surround himself and the little nun with a bunch of sparkling light bulbs, and continued to be a servant mechanically.

"Sister Lan, where is Big Brother Linghu, why are you alone?" Lin Yi asked, sucking his honey-soaked little finger.

"He, hey~" Lan Fenghuang sighed with hurt on his face, "He also said that I was his good sister and wanted to take care of me for the rest of his life, but when he saw other beauties, he left me and ran away. What do you say Well, did you start chaotically and end up abandoning it?" Lan Fenghuang clasped his hands lightly on his legs, and leaned into Lin Yi's ear complainingly, "Sister, men are all lustful, seeing one loves the other , none of them can be trusted."

Tian Boguang raised his eyelids and glanced at her, considering whether to add poison to the grilled fish, but thinking of Lan Fenghuang as the leader of the Five Poison Sect, he decided not to.

"Brother Linghu is not this kind of person." Lin Yi tilted his head to object. After finishing speaking, he frowned and asked hesitantly, "He really said he would take care of you for the rest of his life?" What Linghu Chong would say.

"You said he is not this kind of person, how do you know him so well?" Lan Fenghuang blinked ambiguously.

"...Intuitively," Lin Yi couldn't think of any reason immediately, "It's really not like Brother Linghu's words, is there any misunderstanding between you two?"

"Pfft—hahahaha," Lan Fenghuang looked at Lin Yi's troubled little face, and finally couldn't help laughing, "Why are you so easy to deceive, I'm just joking, no wonder Tian Boguang coaxes you around every day."

... Lin Yi was ashamed, she looked at Lan Fenghuang's serious expression, it was really hard to decide whether it was a lie or the truth, well, she just couldn't turn her head around and couldn't make such a joke.

But..."The prostitute didn't coax me, he never lied to me." In defense of his man, Lin Yi raised his head and chest with confidence.

"Are you sure he never lied to you?" No matter if it was a white lie or something, Lan Fenghuang did not believe that two people could really be honest with each other without gaps.

"No, if he doesn't want to say it, I won't force him to say it. If he wants to tell me, he's not lying to me." Lin Yi's big eyes sparkled under the reflection of the fire.

Everyone looked at Lin Yi in a daze.

"The fish is burnt!" Tao Shixian yelled suddenly, and then Tian Boguang looked down at the fish in his hand.

"Haha, he also failed once, which means that he is not much better than our Taogu Four Immortals." Tao Genxian gloated while nibbling on the delicious food in his hand, feeling that he had saved face.

"That's right, we just lacked a little... luck." Tao Zhixian thought for a long time before finding a relatively neutral word in his mind.

"That's right, it's luck."

The surrounding noises could not penetrate Tian Boguang's ears. He stared at the fish in his hand and his thoughts drifted away. The little nun's mind is so simple, so simple that she doesn't want to make her feel sad at all.

Lan Fenghuang stretched out his slender fingers to lift Lin Yi's chin, and said seductively, "Oh, my sister, if you were born as a man, it would be great, sister, I will put you in the palm of my hand and it will hurt." The more thoughtful People who are more mature may prefer simple but not stupid people to be their partners.Treating outsiders with a lot of scheming, the more you want to treat your own people more easily. Thinking about it this way, Tian Boguang has a good vision.

Lan Fenghuang's beauty is not in the same style as Lin Yi's. Her charming and seductive demeanor made Lin Yi blush, "Sister Lan, you are very beautiful, there will be many people who like you."

"I hate those stinky men the most, and you are the only one I like." Lan Fenghuang leaned close to Lin Yi's ear and blew, the nervous Lin Yi shrank his neck, and stepped back in a hurry, "Sister, you are so good strangeness."

Not only is it strange, Tian Boguang almost couldn't hold back and ran away with the little nun in his arms. He originally thought that the four immortals of Peach Valley were crazy enough, but in the end, a blue phoenix was even more terrifying and seduced the little nun. One is more abnormal than the other!

"Haha, good sister, don't bully Junior Sister Lin Yi anymore." Just by listening to the voice, you don't need to turn your head to know who is coming.

"Senior Brother Linghu!" Lin Yi jumped up and turned around as if he had found a savior, but was slightly stunned the next second.

The woman dressed in white was like a fairy, and she smiled sweetly, like a lotus flower standing out from the crowd, with a bit of indifferent charm, she came to accompany Linghu Chong gracefully.

"Junior Sister Lin Yi, it was because I accidentally hurt you last time that you didn't have the chance to see each other. This is Miss Ren, that is, the 'aunt' we heard him mention at Lu Zhuweng's place last time." Linghu Chong When he said the last two words, he deliberately turned his head to look at Ren Yingying, and a slight smile rose from the corner of his mouth.

"You still called me mother-in-law." Ren Yingying snorted coquettishly, only to realize that her words sounded like coquetry, she turned her head in embarrassment, not daring to look at the smile on Linghu Chong's face.

"I see, Miss Ren, you must be older than Senior Lvzhuweng." Lin Yi's little head started to circle again. This is not uncommon in big families, and the same age can be several generations apart.

"Well~~ You can also say that," Lan Fenghuang walked over and hugged Lin Yi's shoulders. She was half a head taller than Lin Yi, so she just half-embraced Lin Yi in her arms, and lightly tapped Lin Yi's small Nose tip, "Do you know who this girl is?"

Lin Yi's friends also like to hang shoulders with her like this. She didn't know that even women in ancient times rarely had such close contact, so it was not unnatural at all, "Is it Senior Brother Linghu's fiancée?"

Ren Yingying's fair cheeks instantly turned blush, she gave Linghu Chong a hard look, and blurted out, "Who is his fiancée?

Linghu Chong's wheat-colored skin covered part of his blush, but he still had a fever, thinking that since Lin Yi had brought his words to this point, he simply boldly said, "Junior Sister Lin Yi, you see, I think so, But Miss Yingying is not happy, tell me, what can I do."

"What, you never told me." Ren Yingying replied anxiously, but found that she still went in.Finally stomping his feet in frustration, "You just know how to take advantage of your mouth."

Linghu Chong laughed, without making any argument, but secretly held Ren Yingying's hand, and slowly tightened it until the two hands were close together.

During those days of frustration and injury, with her company, the sound of the piano lingered in Linghu Chong's life, making him feel that there is still a kind of happiness in this world, which he has never discovered before.

Later, she disguised her identity and made him mistake her for an elderly mother-in-law. She helped her through wind and rain, just to catch up with Master and beg for forgiveness for past mistakes.But she didn't want to be expelled from the sect by being the villain who killed the younger brother and swallowed the treasures. At that time, she was the one who was by his side, took care of him, and comforted him.

Later, by coincidence, he and Xiang Wentian rescued the imprisoned Ren Woxing. It was even more unexpected that Ping Yizhi tried to dissipate his internal energy in order to save him, but helped him learn the star-absorbing method unintentionally.

It was this parting that made him know that Ren Yingying was Ren Woxing's daughter. At that moment, he fell into a dilemma.One side wanted to beg Master to take her back to Mount Hua, but the other side felt that she couldn't let go of her.

Now... that's all, although I am not in Huashan, I will never forget the kindness of my master and wife's upbringing, but I don't want to let her down because of this, and I don't want to deceive my heart.

It seems that the result was much better than expected. Lan Fenghuang looked completely different from what she expected, but she was more pleased with the direction, and liked Lin Yi's straightforward personality more and more, "Good girl, the answer of this identity , is still your cutest." Originally, she just wanted to tease Lin Yi whether she could guess the identity of Ren Yingying's holy lady of the Sun and Moon God Sect, but she didn't expect such a surprise.

For a chivalrous and courageous person like Linghu Chong who lacks delicacy and consideration, in fact, it would be better to be with a saintly nun who is as careful as dust than with his little junior sister.

Lan Fenghuang had met Yue Lingshan once before, she was also a beauty, her temperament was like that of the little girl next door, she was lively and cute with an innocence and ignorance of worldly affairs, although there was a little willful and coquettish feeling in her words and deeds, it made her a little bit more Playful and kind.

It's a pity that Linghu Chong, a guy with a rough mind like a bronze bell, is used to being unrestrained and uninhibited. He is not without brains, but he doesn't like to speculate on people's hearts. How can he speak to Yue Lingshan's heart.

So when it comes to emotional matters, no one is right or wrong, it's just whether they are in tune.

A big hand grasped Lan Fenghuang's slender wrist, very slowly but very rudely lifted it aside, and the other hand took Lin Yi back into his arms.

Lan Fenghuang rubbed the wrist that was caught red, "Hey, it's just a hug. I'm not a man. Seeing how you are afraid that I will eat her, I won't be so cruel to my good girl." Woolen cloth."

Tian Boguang doesn't care, who knows if Lan Fenghuang is a man and woman, he still insists on being careful.

"Hey, are you all here?" As soon as the Bujie monk and the beautiful lady stepped into Beiyuan, they found that everyone they knew and didn't know had gathered together. The leader cleared his throat as if speaking, "It would be better if you were all here. I have something good to tell you. My daughter is getting married tomorrow. Anyone who wants to come can come and have a wedding wine."

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As soon as the monk's words were uttered, it was as if the audio output cable was suddenly cut off in a movie, and everyone was dumbfounded, including the two parties involved.

Lin Yi opened his mouth like a robot who forgot to lubricate and turned his head to look at Tian Boguang with difficulty.

[Prostitute, when did you decide to get married, why didn't I know? ! 】

Tian Boguang looked back at her with the same speechless eyes, and spread his hands slightly.

【Do you think your parents seem to have discussed it with me...】

The people who reacted cheered and surrounded the two parties.

"Oh my good girl, congratulations!" This is the blue phoenix who has nothing to do with himself.

"Little nun, you didn't even tell me in advance that you were going to get married!"

"We want to get married, we want to, we want to!" These are the other three immortals of Peach Valley who love to join in the fun.

"Junior Sister Lin Yi, you're really hiding it too much. We'll only find out later. There's no time to prepare for this ceremony." This is Linghu Chong who sincerely wishes.

"Congratulations." This is the girl Yingying who just met the client.

"Yilin! You are about to get married before you return to Mount Heng to return to secular life!" This is Master Dingyi who was blown out of the house by the loud and loud words of the non-disciplined monk.

A bunch of words are mixed together, the amount of information is too huge, and Lin Yi's little head is about to explode.He grabbed Tian Boguang's skirt and hid behind him, buried his face in his clothes and yelled, "It's none of my business, you can ask the prostitute!"

At the critical moment, Lin Yi children's shoes resolutely sold a certain prostitute.