Laughing proud of the rivers and lakes when a thief meets a nun

?Getting married at the foot of Mount Shaoshi, this is the first time that Master Fangzheng has encountered such a strange thing in his life for so many years.Speaking of which, Monk Bujie's teacher has some connections with him, alas, this invitation is really hard to refuse.

Master Fangzheng, I don't know where my master died, but you can be considered my elder, so why don't you come to have a glass of wine at my daughter's wedding.

The above are the original words of the Buddhist monk.

Did he know that the person he was talking to was the abbot of Shaolin Temple? !Master Fangzheng had a headache.

"Abbot, this Tian Boguang..."

"Hey," Master Fangzheng raised a hand to stop his junior brother's next words, "Be a monk and refrain from lying, so why make yourself uncomfortable on other people's big day. Besides, Yilin was a disciple of Hengshan, Dingxian and his wife Without saying a word, this old monk already understands a little bit."

"Abbot, are you going..." In fact, it's not that monks are not allowed to attend the wedding, but there are not many people who have the face to invite the abbot of Shaolin.

Holding the invitation, Master Fangzheng smiled helplessly, "He took care of himself, but he left me a disciple who has a headache."

Lin Yi sat in a daze in the arranged wedding boudoir, and hadn't digested the shocking news he heard last night.

"Lin'er? What are you thinking, come on, let's see which one do you like?" The beautiful mother held a wooden tray full of jewelry, and looked at her daughter's small face and couldn't help but sigh with emotion. It is about to belong to others.

"Mom, just look good." Don't ask her for such things as picking jewelry, Lin Yi replied feebly, why does it feel unreal.

"Lin'er, what's wrong with you," the beautiful mother noticed that her daughter didn't seem to be energetic, and asked cautiously, "You don't want to marry him, do you?" Both of them don't want to marry after they are like that?

"Of course I want to marry... I just think it's too sudden, Mom, you didn't tell me when you and Dad decided." I was happy, but I didn't know it beforehand. It's not too bad to say that Lin Yi didn't complain at all. possible.

This kind of sudden surprise always made her feel like a dream, she couldn't believe it.

"As long as you want to marry, and he wants to marry, it doesn't matter who decides." The beautiful mother dressed up Lin Yi while recalling, "When I married your father when I became vulgar, even his old and unrefined master None came."

"What about grandma, grandpa, and grandparents, they didn't come?" Lin Yi asked with a small face raised.

"I was thrown at the gate of the nunnery. There are no parents." The beautiful mother smiled, "But I don't care too much. Without them, I am different and live well."

"Mother, you still have me." Lin Yi held his mother's hand, how could he not care, marriage is such a big deal, but he doesn't even have his own family...

"Mother hasn't taken care of you in these years, and now I'm looking forward to the day you get married." The beautiful mother looked at Lin Yi's small face with both hands, "My daughter is beautiful when she dresses up, so she can marry you It's that brat's luck."

Lin Yi shrugged innocently, as parents, of course they think their children are the best.

Bang——!The door of the room was pushed open vigorously, and the Bujie monk walked in angrily, "How unreasonable!"

"You bastard, be careful, today is my daughter's big day, don't speak foul words!" The beautiful mother glared at her almond-shaped eyes, and the disobedient monk immediately felt like a punctured ball, flattened like a punctured ball.

Scratching his head, the disobedient monk was still furious, and said gruffly, "Hmph, this stinking thief actually ran away!"

"Run away?" The beautiful mother was stunned.

"Don't worry, Daddy." Lin Yi lay on the back of the chair and waved his little hand, "If the prostitute really wants to run away, he will take me along. He must have important things to do."

"Important things? What's more important than getting married, hmph." He still didn't give up easily, but seeing his daughter's determined look, Monk Bujie temporarily let go of his heart.But he just couldn't figure out what would happen and he had to rush to get married on the day of marriage, what if he missed the time.

Lin Yi was never worried that Tian Boguang would abandon her, there was no reason, just trust.

Of course, Tian Boguang never let her down.

Although the wedding could not be said to be full of guests, it was still lively and lively, especially the abbot of Shaolin, Mrs. Hengshan Sanding, the leader of the Five Poisons Sect, the holy aunt of Heimuya, and the only successor of Feng Qingyang. Plus... ahem, plus the Peach Valley Four Immortals.If it is said, Lin Yi's face will be greatly improved.

Because Lin Yi doesn't have a place for his natal family, and Tian Boguang's own residence is not here, so there is no scene of welcoming and sending off the marriage.Although Lin Yi regrets not being able to try the ancient eight-carrying sedan chair, but wearing a phoenix coronet and Xiapei, with the blessings of his parents and friends, at his most beautiful moment, marrying the person he loves the most, there is nothing more beautiful in the world than this thing?

Lin Yi was held by Tian Boguang, looked at him through layers of light and shadow, and smiled happily.

She is content.

The sons and daughters of the Jianghu don't have so many red tapes, and the wedding dress is not so complicated. Even so, Lin Yi also feels like a stone weighing more than ten catties on the top of his head, dangling top-heavy.

Seeing Lin Yi touching the phoenix crown on top of his head from time to time, Tian Boguang thought she was a little shy, and his hands tightened a little. When Lin Yi looked up at him, he took her hand and kissed it like a dragonfly, and said in a low voice , "Don't be afraid, I'm here."

No matter what the road ahead is, as long as you raise your eyes, your sweetheart is by your side, within reach, and you will never leave.

Three bows to heaven and earth, three cups of tea.In fact, it was originally intended to toast three cups of toast, but under the unswerving suggestion of a certain thieves who would rather die than surrender, it was replaced with tea.

This first cup of tea, of course, is to respect the parents first, and by the way...change the words.

"Father, mother, please drink tea." Lin Yi held the teacup, his little face was flushed, and this call of father and mother should be regarded as compensation for the original soul of this body.

Although they only got along with each other for a few months, Lin Yi sincerely regarded them as his parents, and he remembered every bit of their love for him.The marriage of children should be the greatest wish of parents.If the soul of this body still looks at her, I hope she can reincarnate with peace of mind, or, or if she wants, she can use her body left in that world to start a brand new life.

She has been too deeply entangled with this world, she can only selfishly pray, don't let her wake up and find out that it is Nankeyimeng.

To be honest, Tian Boguang is very grateful to the Bujie monk and his wife for being able to marry a dear little nun, but he is indeed a little reluctant to be called this father.It wasn't because he was stingy, it was because this father was too unreliable, if it wasn't for his previous misunderstanding, there would be no need for me and the little nun to wait until today to get married.

No, he was still thinking in his mind, and Monk Bujie had already said, "Hey, I handed over my daughter to you. If you dare to make Lin'er sad, I will not forgive you."

"Father~~" Lin Yi yelled with a blushing face, and his small mouth pouted unhappily, his expression clearly said, in front of so many people, don't call yourself a prostitute.

Monk Bujie is always sad. They say that girls are extroverts. You see, just after getting married, they turned their elbows outward, and actually helped their son-in-law to say that Dad, he wants to go to his wife's place to seek comfort at night.

The second cup of tea, respect Master.

The so-called biological relatives are worse than raising relatives, Yilin's body was almost raised by Dingyi, and Lin Yi has been by Dingyi's side almost every day in the past three years.In terms of feelings, Lin Yi has the deepest feeling for Ding Yi, and also has the most dependence.

She is really lucky to have such a good master who loves her so much.

Dingyi looked at the little apprentice holding tea respectfully with a complicated expression. He wanted to sigh but felt unlucky. His breath turned into a smile, and he took a sip of Lin Yi's tea, "Remember, there is a Buddha in your heart." , although you have returned to the secular life, you are still my disciple, if you want to come back, you can come back to see Master." After all, she was afraid that the good apprentice would have a bad life in the future, but she couldn't speak out to disturb this once-in-a-lifetime event.

Tian Boguang finally slapped himself. He had previously speculated that it would be impossible for a hot-tempered old nun to marry a young nun, but today a vivid scene happened before his eyes.He can only say that such a scene actually looks quite satisfactory.

The third cup of tea, respect the teacher.

She is a disciple of Hengshan, and it is already breaking the rules for a nun to return to secular life. This matter has indeed brought trouble to Hengshan.Master has been kind to her in nurturing her, and the two uncles Ding Xian and Ding Jing are also tolerant and loving to her. This cup of tea is not only an expression of her gratitude, but also an expression of her apology.

It is her blessing to be a disciple of Hengshan.

After the tea ceremony, from this moment on, she is Tian Boguang's wife, imprinting his brand on her life.

"I don't care, little nun, I want to drink, I don't want to drink tea." Tao Shixian didn't want to be fooled by replacing wine with tea, and grabbed Lin Yi's sleeve and yelled.

"Yeah, what's the point of drinking tea? Drinking is the atmosphere." Tao Genxian echoed, holding the wine urn beside her.

"It's ok, I'll accompany you as much as you want to drink." Before replacing wine with tea, Lin Yi thought it was to take care of his master and two uncles, and in his heart he praised the carefulness of his own thieves. She would not want to drink now vague.

Lan Fenghuang chuckled, no one else knew, but she still missed Lin Yi's drunk appearance that night.

"Today is a day of great joy. If you are drunk, how can you bridal chamber? Come, I want to drink. I will accompany you, Linghu Chong, and you can drink as much as you want." At the critical moment, the good man Linghu Chong came out to save the situation, anyway, he himself wanted to drink Terrible, it's just right to have someone to drink with.

"Senior Brother Linghu...ah!" Before Lin Yi finished speaking, he was hugged by Tian Boguang and cast a thankful glance at Linghu Chong, "Brother Linghu, I'm counting on you." A good day can't be wasted on such boring things as drinking.

Late at night, people are not quiet.

The candles in the bridal chamber had already been half-burned, and the lights reflected on the window paper were dimmed, and even the air was exaggerated with an ambiguous smell.

Then... a small hole was poked in the window paper by a wet finger.

"Hey, did you see that?" The four people piled up under the window like mice, their heads crowded around the small hole that was poked open, arguing quietly like mosquitoes.

"Don't squeeze, you can't see it."

"If you can't, let me see."

"Oh, don't make noise, you'll see it soon."

"You block me so I can't see it."

"Can't you see yourself poking one?"

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"That's right, why do we have to squeeze in one?" Before the words finished, there were three more small holes in the window paper.

The four figures piled together finally separated in unison.

"I still can't see it, hey, have you seen it?"

"No, is the hole too small?"

"Then poke it bigger."

"You guys just tear up the window paper." A distinctive voice interjected.

"Good idea." "Exactly." Four hands stretched out at the same time.

"It's your size!" Monk Bujie punched each of the four voyeurs on the head one by one, "Do you have any sense of morality? Come and listen to the corner!"

The Four Immortals of Peach Valley covered their heads and squatted on the ground feeling aggrieved, "We haven't seen anything yet."

"It's okay for you to see, get out." His daughter's bridal chamber is being listened to by others, and even a father can't bear it.

"Hey, great monk, did you give the wrong bridal chamber? There is no movement here." Wulin people have such strong ears, even if they can't see it, they shouldn't be unable to hear it.

"That's right, the two of you can't just sit still and wait for dawn." It was so quiet that even the Four Immortals of Peach Valley thought it was weird.

Monk Bujie listened to what they said so earnestly, and listened carefully, "Hmph, you guys are smart, do you think my son-in-law is stupid? Hearing that there are people out there who will still have a bridal chamber."

"But it can't even have the sound of human breathing, it's not a dead person."

"Bah bah bah, don't say unlucky words," Bujie monk stared, but it was really strange that there was no breathing sound.After thinking about it, he finally couldn't hold himself back and went up to take a look, scratching his head in wonder, "It seems that there is really no one..."

"Go in and have a look, go in and have a look." The Peach Valley Four Immortals came to their senses, and encouraged them vigorously beside them.

"Fuck it, stand still," Monk Bujie raised his hand and paused, then knocked on it, "Lin'er, Lin'er?"

It was very quiet in the room, and there was no sound at all.Now Monk Bujie really felt something was wrong, he slapped the door of the house with his palm, and the inner bolt was broken by internal force.

The five people who rushed into the room stared blankly at the bare bed boards. Yes, the bed boards, let alone people, even the bedding on them were all gone.

"Wow~~~ The stars are so beautiful today." Lying on the high tree canopy with a soft mattress under his body, Lin Yi rested on Tian Boguang's arm and looked at the star-studded night sky, feeling very romantic .

"Slut thief, when did you build a tree house here?" It's still more than ten miles away from Shaoshi Mountain, how could she not know about such a fun place.

"Today." This is the bridal chamber that he put in a lot of effort today, hmph, he doesn't believe that with the presence of Monk Bujie and the Four Immortals of Peach Valley, this bridal chamber can go smoothly.This is his most important day, and all possible destructive factors must be eliminated.

Regarding the matter of eating the little nun, tonight is really a bit like a god blocking a god and a Buddha blocking a Buddha.

"So you ran away this morning to do this. It's so troublesome, but I really like it." Although it's a bit embarrassing, but the place is quiet and quiet, and the tree house is high above. There is a unique beauty of nature.

"Do you like this place or the bridal chamber?" Tian Boguang turned his head and bit her earlobe lightly, watching her shrink her neck to dodge, and asked with a smirk.

"I like... here... the bridal chamber." Lin Yi's voice became weaker and weaker, the last two words had almost disappeared, but Tian Boguang still heard them clearly.

Tian Boguang turned over and pressed on Lin Yi with steady strength. Feeling her slight nervousness, he smiled evilly and asked in a hoarse voice, "Little nun, are you afraid?"

"With you here, I'm not afraid." As long as I'm with you, I'm not afraid of anything.

Tian Boguang grabbed Lin Yi's belt with his hand, and pulled it apart bit by bit. The ambiguous sound of the fabric rubbing made Lin Yi blush, and his eyes drifted away.

Once the little nun, who has always been big, becomes shy, the allure really makes him overwhelmed!

So a certain lewd thief decided to use two prongs, kissed Lin Yi's lips, sometimes sketching carefully, sometimes attacking the city and looting land, gradually getting better from the shallow to the deep.

Lin Yi unconsciously took off all the clothes on the two of them, and their fiery bodies were pressed tightly together, wishing to rub them into each other's body.

Tian Boguang let go of Lin Yi's lips, and the flames of wild instinct flashed in his black eyes. Lin Yi felt as if he was about to melt into the flames, and he also clearly felt that Tian Boguang's passionate place was close to the place where she could be with her. The location of swallowing.He propped up his upper body and looked at her out of breath. The sweat beads oozing out of patience slid across his side face, pooled and dripped down on his chin, and fell on her delicate collarbone, adding a layer of gorgeous color.

The nick of time is ready to go.

Lin Yi suddenly asked, "Is it painful for the first time?"

Everything is ready, the arrow is on the string... Why did the little nun ask him at this time, or this kind of question, who should he ask!Anyway, I heard that women will hurt for the first time. If he said something good, I will take it easy. It won’t hurt, but if it still hurts in the end, he can guarantee that the little nun will question it on the spot. If that’s the case, it’s true I won't lift it.

But he hasn't practiced it before, how can he know if it will really hurt, but he can't honestly say that he is inexperienced, it seems a bit too embarrassing.

Tian Boguang suppressed his breath and struggled so much, why the little nun always interrupted her so badly, he was so embarrassed to continue.

The two were naked and stared at each other. Lin Yi waited for a long time without seeing him speak, and asked again unwillingly, "The pervert, why didn't you answer me, whether it hurts or not."

The little nun was so persistent, if he couldn't answer one, two, three, the bridal chamber would probably be hopeless, but if he said it, if the little nun laughed at him, then he would still be in the mood to continue, as hopeless.

Forget it, take a gamble, Tian Boguang's eyes flickered around, and he said hesitantly, "I haven't tried it yet, how do I know?"

I haven't tried it...Lin Yi suddenly realized, "It turns out that you are really a virgin."

Tian Boguang's face turned red. If this was not the wedding night he had dreamed of, if he hadn't already taken off his clothes to ride a tiger, he would probably be embarrassed for the first time in his life.

Looking at Tian Boguang's expression of not knowing what to do, the shyness in Lin Yi's heart dissipated a lot, put his arms around his neck and pressed against himself, and said firmly, "Whether it hurts or not, I will be with you."

Just this one sentence instantly shielded all the wild thoughts in Tian Boguang's mind, leaving only one thing, which is full of affection to eat up the little nun, completely and completely.It's true that one word becomes a demon and one word becomes a Buddha, which is not bad at all to describe his dear little nun.

The plot that was deviated was finally broken again, Tian Boguang was so excited that he wanted to cry, would it be easy for him to have a burrow.

He bit Lin Yi's lip in retaliation, but he couldn't bear to use half of his strength.Men like rough and primitive unions. The kind of refreshing pleasure that reaches the whole body is the instinct given to them by God, and they can exercise this right by default on the wedding night.

But Tian Boguang didn't want to hurt his wife because of this. Even though his body was so excited that he desperately wanted to find an outlet to vent, he still forced himself to retain a bit of reason. The gradual integration of the body needed enough time to get used to it. He supported his body , slowly and gently continue to cling to each other, rubbing each other's enthusiasm.

Lin Yi's arms hooked Tian Boguang's neck, and the strange touch produced by the intimate and natural friction of the skin made her tremble physically and mentally, feeling that she was gradually being filled with the gentleness that belonged to the thief, his unique and irreplaceable Passion fills no gaps.Although there is pain that cannot be ignored, it is disturbed by another wonderful new sense of touch. The two feelings are intertwined and entangled, and the pain is silently forgotten.

Until the moment when his body perfectly fit with her own, Lin Yi let out a soft cry, tears leaked from the corners of her eyes, the full sense of reality made her heart moved and delighted, she was really touched and needed. , to be loved.

It still hurts to kiss the little lady, Tian Boguang lowered his body, and carefully kissed away the tears from the corners of her eyes, "Don't cry, if it hurts, just bite me."

Lin Yi hugged him, leaned against him slightly, and shook his head imperceptibly.Tian Boguang, who was in a fit posture, was swollen and sore because he was not satisfied, which stimulated him and also stimulated Lin Yi.The sweat generated by patience pulled out a fatal temptation message between the two, making the following rhythms become logical, from a simple and slow rhythm to a joyful and fiery collision.

Even if the percussion rhythm is so strong that Lin Yi almost loses consciousness, he can't ignore the love and care contained in the wild and sexy melody.Just like a newly opened musical instrument needs maintenance, Tian Boguang knows that the first time is the most difficult, but the feeling of the first time is also very important. He wants to leave the sweetest and happy memories for his wife, not because of this. timid.

When the passion at the end of the song still remained in the body without retreating, a faint tiredness hit the eyelids at the same time, slightly drooping to cover half of the eyes, Lin Yi lazily rubbed Tian Boguang's arm like a cat, " I'm sleepy~"

Tian Boguang really felt the lingering feeling, he didn't want to end the only bridal night in his life like this, he lowered his head and kissed the little lady in his arms, licking every inch of skin that fascinated him , awakened each other's enthusiasm, "Little nun, today is the bridal chamber, it doesn't matter if you go to bed late."