Laughing proud of the rivers and lakes when a thief meets a nun

?Shaoshi Mountain, as the root of Shaolin, Taishan Beidou, has always been a quiet and peaceful ancient temple, and few people dare to disturb it.But there are accidents in everything, for example, today, the Shaolin Temple is extremely lively.

"Hey, you guys are so rude. Shaolin Temple is a pure place of Buddhism. Not only are you making noise here, but you actually dare to kill!" A little novice about ten years old pointed at the Beiyuan where Shaolin entertained guests and was surrounding the fire. The four grilling fish couldn't help scolding loudly, "Our abbot let you rest here out of mercy, but you actually violated the precepts in my temple. Amitabha, Amitabha."

The little novice is an orphan. He grew up in Shaolin since he was a child. He has never seen such a majestic and unreasonable person. His heart is so excited that he can't stop reciting Buddha's gatha.

Tao Genxian turned over the fish in his hand, looked at the grilled fish that was slightly discolored by the smoke, and frowned, "That's not right~~ Why are the ones we grilled different from the ones that the prostitute grilled. "

"He must have used some demon method that we don't know about." Tao Shixian rolled his eyes at the dead fish on his branch, and heard the little novice quarreling, and retorted impatiently, "We are not from Shaolin Temple, Why can't you kill?"

"That's right," Tao Huaxian, who failed to grill the fish again, threw aside the grilled fish in her hand, which was slightly less colored but definitely enough to satisfy her hunger, and reached into the basket to pick up a fresh fish that had been washed and peeled and put it on the skewer again. On the branch, the numb leg trembled and said, "We are not Shaolin disciples, what kind of rules do we have to abide by, huh~~"

"You, you make unreasonable words. Since you have entered my Buddhist school, even if you are not a Shaolin disciple, you should abide by our temple rules." The little novice saw that the four people didn't care about him, and his eyes were watery. cried out.

"What are you obeying?" Seeing that she couldn't handle the fish in her hand, Taozhixian simply threw it together with the grilled fish that Taohuaxian had discarded, stood up and explained to the little novice, "Didn't you put down the butcher knife?" Become a Buddha immediately, okay, okay, at most we will put down the butcher knife after roasting the fish and kowtow in front of the Buddha statue, the Buddha will forgive us."

"Yes, yes, Amitabha, Amitabha." Tao Genxian said a few words cooperatively, then turned around and noticed the fish in his hand, he couldn't stand it anymore, and threw it together with the failed products of his two younger brothers, "No, no, this way How long does it take to bake it, I think we should catch that prostitute."

"Let him teach us..." Tao Shixian pursed her lips with displeasure on her face, "He abducted the little nun, I don't want him to teach."

The three immortals of Peach Valley looked at each other, "Hey, fourth brother, didn't we look for Linghu Chong instead of looking for the little nun? We've already found Linghu Chong, and we haven't lost yet."

"That's right, the little nun doesn't belong to our family," Tao Zhixian spread her hands and shrugged, "If you have a headache, you shouldn't quit the monk to get a headache."

The fish in Tao Shixian's hand was almost thrown into the fire, squatting like a small ball and moved a few times, turning his back to the three elder brothers, and said in a muffled voice, "Anyway, I don't want him Teach." That tone was like a child's anger at being robbed of his beloved candy.

"Hey~~ Are you four ready to bake?" said a cheerful female voice coming out of the hall, the Miao costumes shone beautifully in the sun, Lan Fenghuang looked at the ground with her red phoenix eyes There were piles of failed grilled fish, and it was funny in my heart, "Who just boasted that the grilled fish would make even gods drool, why do I see dead fish all over the place, don't tell me this is you The so-called technical work~ oh."

Lan Fenghuang's frowns and smiles are full of charm, even the four immortals of Peach Valley almost stared at her blankly, and the ten-year-old little novice's cheeks were flushed, and he quickly lowered his head, and couldn't help secretly looking at her. Contradictory in his heart, he accused the Buddha of sin.

"This, this is not our problem," Tao Genxian stammered, "Well... it's the fish that's bad, yes, it's the fish that's bad."

"That's right, this fish must have been fasted by the monks of Shaolin Temple, so even the taste of the meat has become unpalatable, it has nothing to do with us." Tao Zhixian immediately provided evidence for the elder brother's argument, although the fish they grilled also It can be eaten, but it is far from the level of their self-proclaimed gods who can also drool.

The Peach Valley Four Immortals were puzzled, they were all grilled fish, how could there be such a big gap.

"This, this female benefactor, Buddhism is not allowed to kill living beings, please, let them stop breaking the temple rules." The little novice walked to Lan Fenghuang with a flushed face and said, looking at his toes.

"Little master, don't you know that I'm the one who kills the most poisonous people?" Lan Fenghuang smiled lightly, lowered his head and said in the little novice's ear.

"You, female benefactor!" Little novice stared at her in disbelief and took several steps back before standing still, his folded hands were trembling, this female benefactor was so beautiful, he thought she must be a good person with a kind heart, but he didn't want to...

"That's right, little master, I'm full of poisonous incense, you'd better stay away, and be careful not to hurt you," Lan Fenghuang's eyes flashed slyly, "You have to remember, beautiful Not all women are good-hearted, and there are also bad people with vicious thoughts like me, you should serve your Buddha obediently, at least it will not swallow you one day."

The little novice's eyes were even more reddened by Lan Fenghuang's words. The people in Beiyuan, why...all of them are not good people.

"Amitabha," a cassock shadow suddenly covered the young novice, Shaolin abbot Master Fangzheng performed a Buddha ceremony, "You are all sons and daughters of the rivers and lakes, although there is no need to stick to small details, please be patient."

"Master, why waste your time with these crooked sects? If they dare to go to Shaolin to act wildly, you shouldn't let them go easily. It's really hard for you, Master, to set aside a separate courtyard for them to live in." Zuo Lengchan has always claimed to be the leader of the righteous group. Now, seeing a group of demons and heretics swaying in front of him, he is really angry, but this is the site of Shaolin Temple, and Master Fangzheng's martial arts are unfathomable, so he can only talk about it, But dare not really do whatever you want.

"The Buddha said, there is no one who cannot be crossed in the world. My Buddha is merciful, and there is no unwelcome guest in Shaolin," Master Fangzheng said with all the old gods. I am used to staying away from fighting, so please stay calm."

Although Master Fangzheng is kind-hearted, he is definitely not a person to be bullied. Otherwise, even if Shaolin is a master of martial arts, there is a cowardly and bullying abbot, how can he sit on the tower to this day.What he said just now had a needle in it, and he secretly warned those who wanted to make trouble.

"Master Fangzheng, you are welcome," Yue Buqun smiled, and walked up to try to smooth things over, "We are here this time to discuss how to deal with Ren Woxing, no matter who it is, as long as we don't get along with that devil, naturally we won't. The aggressive reasoning, I believe that with Master Fangzheng here, no one would dare to behave wildly in Shaolin Temple."

"Speaking of which, how did I hear that Linghu Chong, your eldest disciple of Master Yue, has a close relationship with Ren Woxing's daughter, so he is so inclined towards a member of the Demon Cult, what does Master Yue have to say?" Zuo Lengchan was annoyed in his heart. Just now, Yue Buqun's words had the meaning of ridiculing himself, and he deliberately threatened him.

"Hmph, the leader of the left alliance may have misunderstood. This little thief, Linghu Chong, has already committed a felony and was expelled from Huashan by me. I also notified everyone in a letter. As for his misbehavior in collusion with the Demon Sect, it seems that it has nothing to do with our Huashan sect. The corner of Yue Buqun's eyes twitched, he actually didn't really want to hear Linghu Chong's name right now, but he still had to dismiss the words, otherwise it would damage the face of the Huashan School.

"He has always stayed in Huashan for so many years. Master Yue has taught him to this day, but he has embarked on such a road. It can't be over with just one sentence of expulsion from Huashan."

"Hmph, whether Linghu Chong is right or wrong is yet to be discussed, but what the leader of the Zuo leader has done is unjustifiable!" The Hengshan faction was welcomed up the mountain just now, and wanted to pay a visit to the abbot first, not wanting to hear Zuo Lengchan's voice. Immediately unable to suppress the anger in his heart, he said loudly.

Zhong Zhen was the only person sent to secretly destroy Hengshan Sanding, and Zuo Lengchan knew that the matter was a bit tricky, but this matter did not allow them to grasp the exact physical evidence, so he could only refuse to admit it, "Master Dingyi, what is it?" Saying this, Zuo behaves in an upright manner, please forgive Zuo for not understanding what the teacher said."

"You're still pretending to be stupid!" Dingyi himself was used to being straightforward, and he couldn't see or refute this kind of crooked person, his face paled, "You people from the Songshan sect pretend that the demon sect is attacking us. Is this the so-called uprightness of your left leader?"

"What evidence is there for the teacher to say that?" Except for Zhong Zhen who appeared in person to lobby Dingjing, the others were dead soldiers cultivated in secret, and no matter how hard we checked, we couldn't find the Songshan School.

"You deliberately sent people to arrest my disciples, and let Zhong Zhen use this as a threat, and you still ask me what evidence I have!" Ding Yi couldn't help but want to do something.

"Master must have misunderstood it, right? Junior Brother Zhong Zhen also told me about this, he was kind enough to help, maybe he was a little hasty in his words, but it was also for the good of the Hengshan School, there is absolutely no reason to force him."

"you!"

"Junior Sister, why do you need to be so angry?" Dingxian stopped Dingyi, rubbed a little coldness into his always soft eyes, and said lightly, "This matter can be investigated in detail in the future. To make something clear to you.”

Ding Xian looked at all the people present. Except for the head of Hengshan Mo, the members of the Wuyue Sword Sect were all there. She didn't want to pay attention to the disputes in the rivers and lakes. After this time, she went back to Hengshan for meditation. There are two big mountains in Shaolin and Wudang Under pressure, Zuo Lengchan didn't dare to do any harm to Hengshan directly, so he wanted to stop talking, "The poor nun, as the head of Hengshan, would like to inform everyone that the Hengshan sect has since withdrawn from the Five Sacred Sword Sect, and the matter of the Five Sacred Sword Sect has nothing to do with Hengshan. No more trouble."

"Master." Yue Buqun was startled. The weakening of the Wuyue Sword Sect is not a good thing for him now. "If there is anything about the master, you can speak up and discuss it with us. Master Fangzheng is thinking about it." It can be dealt with in a fair manner, and now it is a troubled time, and the withdrawal of the Hengshan Sect will be a great loss to the Wuyue Sword Sect."

"Thank you for the kindness of the head of Yue. The monks are all empty. They shouldn't be obsessed with the world, let alone the fighting and killing in the martial arts. It's too difficult to define what is right and what is wrong." Although I heard that Yue Buqun might seize Exorcising evil swords, but if you want to withdraw from the Five Sacred Sword Sect, then there is no need to investigate this matter. Dingxian intends to discuss Linghu Chong's matter with Yue Buqun in detail, but it is not suitable to discuss this matter in front of everyone .

"Master, eliminating demons and defending the Tao is the duty of every decent person. Monks are merciful. How can I bear to see innocent people being persecuted by the demon sect? As for the sneak attack, I will not stand idly by. Seek justice for the dead." The head of the Taishan School, Tianmen Taoist, is jealous of evil, and his words are notoriously upright. He thought that Dingyi would not lie, but quitting the Five Sacred Sword School because of this was not what he wanted to see .

"The deceased is dead, it is best to seek justice, but the poor nun has made up his mind, please don't persuade Brother Tianmen." Dingxian saw clearly that Zuo Lengchan's forces were already deeply rooted in the Wuyue Sword Sect, and he would not leave for a day The Five Sacred Sword Sect was suppressed by this title in one day.

"Master said that because she wanted to be alone." Zuo Lengchan put a big hat on.

"The poor nun is old, not only can't help, but also will cause a lot of trouble." Ding Xian didn't answer directly, such words are meaningless to pester.With her appearance like this, Zuo Lengchan couldn't continue talking.

"Hehe, it's too rare for the three masters to come to my Shaolin, so it's not too late to stay for a few more days before leaving." Master Fangzheng stood up and said with a smile.

"Amitabha, that poor nun will be bothering you." Mrs. Dingxian still plans to talk about Linghu Chong with Yue Buqun, so naturally she won't leave now.

Shaolin Hospitality is divided into Nanyuan and Beiyuan. People from Wuyue Sword Sect live in Nanyuan, and Lanfenghuang Taogu Four Immortals and others live in Beiyuan. There is Dharma Hall in the middle. fight.

It doesn't matter if you are calm and quiet, Nanyuanbeiyuan, Dingyi is not willing to swallow this breath, and said coldly, "Until the matter is investigated clearly, it is better for us to keep some distance from the Songshan faction of the leader of the left, so as not to be in vain. Gossip." Compared with people like Songshan School, she would rather live in another courtyard with people like Taogu Four Immortals, so as not to be upset.

Zuo Lengchan's face turned dark all of a sudden, Dingyi was slapping him naked in the face.

Master Fangzheng nodded, "Hehe, there is no difference between Nanyuan and Beiyuan. Where to live depends on your preference. It's getting late. You have worked hard all the way, so you should rest early."

Even the abbot of Shaolin Temple spoke up, Zuo Lengchan had to suppress it no matter how dissatisfied he was.

When the last few members of the Hengshan faction walked into Beiyuan, the bored Tao Shixian suddenly became happy, and stepped forward to grab a girl with short hair and a lotus-colored dress, "Little nun!"

"Peach Shixian!" Lin Yi didn't expect to see a few people here, and he immediately grabbed his hands and grabbed his hands happily, "Why are you here?"

"We heard that the Demon Cult was fighting against Shaolin Temple, so we came to watch the excitement."

"I'm sorry, we left without saying goodbye last time. I'm a person who can fall and I don't know if I need to see a doctor urgently, so the prostitute will take me away first." Lin Yi explained half embarrassed and half excused for Tian Boguang.

"Hey, do you grow your hair now just to cover the scar on your head? Why did you even change your clothes and get wounds on your body?" Tao Shixian looked around with her eyes wide open, and she almost took off Lin Yi's clothes. Check it out.

"No, I'm returning to vulgarity. How about it? Does it look good now?" Lin Yi took two steps back and opened his arms slightly, with a smug expression on his face, as if he was showing off his Valentine's Day gift in front of his best friend, which was bought for her by a prostitute. clothes.Lin Yi's children's shoes automatically ignored it. In the past, she didn't have any other clothes except black clothes.

"Hmm~~" Tao Shixian rubbed her chin and looked up and down solemnly, "It looks good, much better than before." The black clothes before were really not good-looking, "Why are you still vulgar? Being a nun isn't fun anymore?"

How can it be fun to eat vegetarian food and chant Buddha for seven or eight hours every day? Lin Yi wanted to complain, but he saw his master was on the side, wisely he didn't say it, but approached Tao Shixian and whispered a reason casually, "Return to the vulgar world Then you can eat meat~~"

How strong are the ears of everyone present, Lin Yi's whisper is no different from shouting in the yard with a loudspeaker.

Tian Boguang, who was a little unhappy seeing the two of them talking closely, suddenly blushed a little because of the last sentence of the little nun, and quickly turned his head away, why did he start thinking wildly again.

"You used to eat meat too?" Tao Shixian spoke quickly, and as soon as the words came out, Lin Yi hurriedly covered his mouth, and reminded him in a very low voice, "Don't say it, it will be miserable if my master finds out .”

Dingyi's face was as black as the bottom of the pot, if the people from the Wuyue Sword Sect hadn't left, I don't know what gossip those people would have.

This girl is really annoying, maybe it's right to let her return to vulgarity, and let whoever cares about it leave her a headache.

If it's a good friend like a child holding hands, Tian Boguang will definitely not be happy if he really gets started, even if he covers his mouth with his hands.He moved to Lin Yi's side in a flash, and hugged Lin Yi back into his arms generously, "Didn't you say you were hungry? I'll make you whatever you want."

"What to eat..." Lin Yi was suddenly asked this question, and Lin Yi didn't know yet. The corner of his eyes slanted to the pile of failed grilled fish. Lin Yi had a flash of inspiration and forgot that he was in Shaolin Temple. He excitedly suggested, "The thief, Let's eat grilled fish in honey sauce, do you remember the first day we met, hey, no, it seems to be the second day, it's poisonous mushrooms... eh."

"I remember it better than you, little fool." Tian Boguang covered Lin Yi's small mouth and stopped the next words. Although the corner of his mouth was a doting smile, there was a hint of embarrassment in his eyes. Think of any fragments of memories when the two first met, except for the stolen kiss.