Laughing proud of the rivers and lakes when a thief meets a nun

?What does it mean to miss a night?

In modern times, cut~~ There are a few who have never stayed out at night, and there are too many reasons and reasons.

In ancient times, conjectures about missing out overnight were usually relatively simple.A woman and a strange man have not returned, adultery, a man and a strange woman have not returned, adultery, a man and a woman in love, or a woman and a man in love, as long as they have not returned, all adultery is adultery.

Otherwise, who would give an example, in the ancient times when men and women were strictly guarded against infidelity, a man and a woman, who were in love with each other and decided for life, were close to the door, and suddenly they didn't return home at night, what else could they do?

It can only be rape|love.

What if two men and a woman don't come home at night... Hey, hey, let one of them lie dead.

Monk Bujie patted the back of his head vigorously with his hand, chopped Linghu Chong into pieces with his consciousness, then swept it inside with a broom and dustpan, and finally dumped it into the ravine.Holding the buddhist beads that were about to be crushed in his hand, Monk Bujie finally let out a sigh of relief, "Oh~ Girls can't help it, dad, isn't it going to get married when I go back, why can't I bear it so much."

"Bastard, don't talk nonsense." The beautiful mother gave Monk Bujie a look, "My daughter is so good, she definitely wouldn't do such a thing."

"Of course I know," Monk Bujie hastily clarified himself, "I'm talking about that brat, my daughter has no experience in the world, and that brat just left with him after a few coaxing words." Monk Bujie babbled. , In fact, I still have some understanding in my heart, the so-called people are not flirtatious, I wonder if he would marry his wife first after cooking rice, man, it is normal to be unable to bear some things.

What's more, that smelly thief is not a 20-year-old boy, he has already passed the age of youth and shyness.

If it is said that the beautiful mother was not sure whether the baby girl and Tian Boguang had done that before, but now she has come to a conclusion, even if there was no such meeting before, it must have happened.The daughter is so stupid that she doesn't know the priorities, she, as a mother, has to worry about it, otherwise what will happen if she gets pregnant someday.

"Bastard, this matter can't be delayed any longer," the beautiful mother looked at her husband seriously, and the husband and wife should be united at the critical moment, "Anyway, there are three of us in our family, and it just so happened that the Five Sacred Sword Sects converged in Shaolin, and there are all the people who should be there It’s the same as getting married here.” Over the years, the couple have been hiding and chasing each other, and they have no relatives or friends at all. The daughter has been in Hengshan for more than ten years, and the people she knows are seniors and sisters. of.

When his wife said this, Monk Bujie also felt guilty and sad. His daughter is so old that she doesn't even have a real maiden's family. After leaving Mount Heng, she has no place to go.After all, it's really the same wherever you get married.

As one of the protagonists of the adulterer who doesn't return home at night, a certain adulterer is leaning against a big tree and sleeping deeply at the moment. Last night, he was tortured all night by the little nun, and finally survived until almost dawn.The little nun also lost her spirit of drinking, she also let go of her madness, and finally fell asleep soundly.

The little nun is sleeping soundly, but the thief is so tired that he is about to die. I don't know where the little nun got so much energy. He hasn't been safe all night. .In contrast, he couldn't control Linghu Chong and Lan Fenghuang's embarrassment after seeing the jokes. Anyway, since he met the little nun, he should have wiped his face off and thrown it into the deep well and filled it with a few layers of loess.

Fortunately, Lan Fenghuang came to Linghu Chong because of Ren Yingying, and the two of them had already left last night.But the little nun's appearance at that time was obviously not suitable for going back to see her parents, Tian Boguang had no choice but to hold her in the woods and make up for it.

In the early morning, the birds were singing and the flowers were fragrant, the air was fresh, and the slight dew carried the unique sweet smell of grass leaves. Lin Yi, who was full of sleep, stretched comfortably, and yawned refreshedly.

With her movements, the clothes covering her body made a low friction sound, and half of them slid down.This is... The wet clothes felt cool in the hands, and it was said that the morning is cold and pretty, especially the autumn dew is heavy. Ordinary people will definitely get typhoid fever if they sleep in the wild without any assistance for a night.

Lin Yi tilted her head and thought for a while, she only remembered that the glass of Wubaohua honey wine tasted good last night, after that... she had no memory.Looking up slightly, the morning sun shines through the branches and leaves, sprinkling a layer of light golden spots on Tian Boguang who is still sleeping, and the hair is covered with small transparent dewdrops, shining brightly under the morning light.

Wai Chang served as a quilt for Lin Yi, even covering half of her hair, and a certain lewd thief with only obscene clothes left on his upper body, used it as a warm mattress and sat on the ground leaning against a tree, with his head bowed and breathing evenly. Even in a deep sleep, his arms were still in a protective posture, and Lin Yi's heavy movements just now didn't wake him up.

It may be because of the reflection of the light on his side face, the light blue color in his eyes became more and more clear.After all, since he learned that the Songshan faction pretending to be a demon sect was going to attack the Hengshan people, and after he rescued Lin Yi, he came to rescue Dingyi and Dingxian. Even if he received two palms that were neither light nor heavy, he chased him for three or four days, but luckily everyone in the martial arts world has internal energy to protect their bodies, otherwise even their hardened bodies would not be able to hold on.

However, Tian Boguang never told Lin Yi about these things, and he always kept silent about anything that would make the little nun sad.

But at this moment, Lin Yi was still feeling uncomfortable and twisted into a ball like a twisted ball. Tian Boguang forgot the most important thing, which was himself.The so-called empathy means that just looking at his tired appearance, Lin Yi really wants to hug him tightly and wipe away all the troubles that bother him.

Humans have a biological instinct that is very similar to animals, that is, when their emotions are overflowing, they can't help but express their inner love and reluctance with the most primitive intimacy.

The little hand put on Tian Boguang's shoulder hesitantly, most of the thin obscene clothes were soaked with dew, and it was cool in Lin Yi's palm, causing Lin Yi to feel sad for no reason.Afraid of waking him up, but not wanting to give up, she leaned forward gently, without shyness or hesitation, and pressed a superficial kiss on his cool thin lips.

This is a kiss, different from a kiss, Lin Yi, who is single-minded, is surprisingly aware of the difference between the two.

A subtle difference she couldn't describe.

After this kiss, he was out of control, Lin Yi moved up slowly, and placed soft and delicate kisses on Tian Boguang's closed eyes one after another, as if this could kiss away his tiredness, his two little hands also embraced Tian Boguang's neck became tighter and tighter.

If Tian Boguang doesn't wake up like this, he should go to pick up the corpse. The touch of feathers on his face makes him open his eyes with a little doubt, and then widen them instantly.

The benefits of this early morning came so suddenly that he was not mentally prepared.

"Little, little nun?" Tian Boguang raised his hand and held Lin Yi's slender shoulders, wanting to put a distance between them and let him figure out what's going on. The little nun is still drunk?

He pushed so lightly that Lin Yi, who was almost turned into a ball of cotton because of his heartache, was unhappy at this moment. He suddenly rushed forward and pressed Tian Boguang against the tree, and his small mouth firmly blocked what Tian Boguang had not yet said. , kissed him passionately but without skill.

Tian Boguang was stunned by the kiss, his back was pressed tightly against the tree trunk, Lin Yi's small body was tightly attached to his body, as if he wished to rub himself into his body, Tian Boguang even clearly felt the sticking Somewhere in me is soft.

The sense of happiness comes too violently and quickly, and at this time, you must not think about anything that will spoil the scenery.Tian Boguang put his hands around Lin Yi's waist, changed from passive to active, gently pried open Lin Yi's chaotic lips with the tip of his tongue, slipped from his own camp to the other camp, hooked Lin Yi's dishonest little tongue, and lingered on each other. Smudged with a sweet taste like honey, it leaves its own mark on every inch of the "land" that has been branded.

someone!Unlike Lin Yi, who was dazed by the kiss, Tian Boguang's ears were keen to hear a trace of abnormal wind movement, and he decisively chose the former between the safety of the little nun and his own welfare, and separated the overlapping lips and strong arms with a snap. Going back to protect Lin Yi in his arms, he drew out his dagger and aimed at the person who came.

"I thought it was someone who was so lascivious in the wild, it turned out to be you two adulterers and prostitutes," Di Xiu stared at the two with a sneer, and pointed at Lin Yi with his long sword, "You really don't have the shame to be so despicable To do unsightly adulterous things with a flower picker!"

Tian Boguang was used to being scolded by others, but when Di Xiu scolded Lin Yi so badly, his anger rushed to the top of his head, but before he could make a move, Lin Yi said angrily with a sullen face, "You You are insane, why are you haunted, what we love to do is none of your business, why do you Songshan sects find trouble everywhere when you are full every day, why are we lewd and shameless, you are like this Don't you ever do this kind of thing when you're old, don't act like an old virgin who no one wants and see people's happiness and dislike, okay?"

………………

Lin Yi didn't want to start swearing, but relying on his strong martial arts, this man not only attacked and hurt people several times, but also said a bad sentence.It would be fine if Lin Yi himself was scolded, scolding would not lose a piece of meat, but hearing the contempt and contempt for the prostitute in his words, Lin Yi's children's shoes were gorgeously angry.

Tian Boguang's jaw was about to drop to the ground, kissing the little nun is really... so cute.If it wasn't for the strong enemy, he really wanted to hug the little nun and kiss her.

On the other hand, Di Xiu was so annoyed by Lin Yi's words that his sword hand was trembling. Lin Yi's casual remark just hit the sore spot of a real old virgin. Although he didn't want women, but Still can't change the essence of things.

There is nothing wrong with being "old", and there is nothing wrong with being a "virgin", but when the two are combined, I am afraid that no man in the world can withstand this explosive impact except for the great master Zhang Sanfeng of this era.

"I have to skin your cramps!" Really? The old maid Di Xiu flicked his sword and stabbed at Lin Yi viciously.

Since Tian Boguang claims to travel alone in thousands of miles, it is natural that his lightness kung fu is unmatched and few people can match him, and he has always adhered to the principle of running away if he can't beat him.Di Xiu's martial arts were much higher than Tian Boguang's. If he was alone, he would be able to run away, but with the little nun around, he could only choose to fight desperately.

But he lost his advantage, and the difference in internal strength was too great, he knew he couldn't resist for long.It is too far away from Monk Bujie and the others, and it will take at least an hour to run back at the speed of a little nun. Can Tian Boguang last for nearly two hours?Obviously impossible.

But in this flash of thought, Di Xiu could see Tian Boguang's distraction, and the outcome of the master's fight was within a second. He dismantled a few moves like lightning, and slapped Tian Boguang's chest with a palm. Tian Boguang fell to the ground like a broken paper kite.

Taking advantage of your illness killing you, Di Xiu stepped on his foot, poured his internal energy into the tip of the sword, and stabbed straight at it without stopping.

Tian Boguang's internal breath was in a state of confusion and he couldn't dodge, Lin Yi's small body suddenly threw himself into his arms, hugging him tightly.

Seeing this situation, Di Xiu was overjoyed, the two made him lose face and insulted him many times, this time he just stabbed the two of them with a sword.

Buzz!The unique chirping sound of the golden rings colliding on the Zen rod sounded behind Di Xiu, coming fast and fiercely, and Di Xiu couldn't dodge when he heard the jittery wind behind him.The heavy Zen stick hit Di Xiu's vest with a thud, and the internal force from the stick rushed in like water breaking a bank. Di Xiu suddenly spit out a mouthful of blood from his mouth and nose like a fountain, and even the sword and the person changed together. The trajectory flew out obliquely.

Monk Bujie's internal aura is so deep, he aimed his full blow at the back of Di Xiu's atrium, if it wasn't for Di Xiu's rich experience in facing enemies and hastily transforming his internal energy to protect his heart veins, this Zen stick might have killed him .

"You are..." Di Xiu fell to the ground and struggled to ask who it was, but he slammed his Zen stick down on his head.In the panic, he rolled and scrambled several times, but the visitor didn't say a word, he held up a Zen stick that weighed several tens of kilograms and swung it vigorously, with the momentum that he would never stop unless he was smashed to death.

"Ah!!" The Zen stick that weighed dozens of kilograms hit Di Xiu's back, and there was a joyful cracking sound from his spine. Lin Yi couldn't help shivering when he heard the hysterical scream.

Boom, Monk Bujie put his Zen staff on the ground, and majestically put on his cassock. How heroic and heroic the posture was, he said condescendingly, "Hmph, you little thief dare to beat my son-in-law, do you want my daughter to be widowed?" , I’ll beat you down first before talking to you.”

That's right, the spine is broken, and Di Xiu can only choose to live on his stomach or lying down in his life.

Even so, Di Xiu still gritted his teeth profusely with sweat, "You, how dare you become an enemy of the Songshan faction, Senior Brother Zuo will not let you go!"

"Songshan faction?" Monk Bujie scratched his head, he seemed to have heard the name somewhere, and then suddenly realized, "Okay, let me tell you why I don't like you, last time it was you little thieves who wanted to hurt My daughter, beat my son-in-law again this time, what happened to the Songshan faction, sooner or later I will settle this account with you Songshan faction!"

"Father~~" Lin Yi's voice came from behind, and the Bujie monk immediately ignored the senior disabled real old maid boy's shoes in front of him, and jumped to his precious daughter, "Dad is here, Lin'er is not afraid, there is Daddy here No one dares to bully you."

"Father, hurry up and see how the prostitute is doing. He was slapped by that bad guy just now." Seeing Tian Boguang's pale face, Lin Yi felt frightened.

"With daddy here, don't worry, daddy won't let him die." Monk Bujie immediately sat down cross-legged and began to heal Tian Boguang's injuries.Although I feel that Tian Boguang is fine, but looking at his disheveled appearance, from the perspective of a man's thinking, the monk who doesn't quit is simply an afterthought of Hong Guoguo, so after losing his true energy, he still babbles uneasy, " Hey, you can't die, stinky thief. If you die, my daughter will be a widow. If you dare to die, try it. "

... If the monk who does not quit is not kissing the little nun's father, Tian Boguang must respect this person at a distance, and it is best not to deal with him in this life.He was only slightly injured and his internal breath was disrupted, so he doesn't need to lose his true energy and he will be fine after a while of rest, how can you say that he is about to die.

"Father, is the prostitute seriously injured?" Hearing what his father said, Lin Yi almost jumped out of his chest.

"Ah? Ah~~ It's okay, good girl, don't worry, with your father and I, no matter how serious the injury is, it can be cured, just take a rest and you'll be fine." Monk Bujie wiped the sweat beads that didn't exist on his forehead, and exhaled One breath means overwork.

Lin Yi immediately sat down beside his father and beat his shoulders with all his care.

Tian Boguang looked at this stern-faced monk with unkind eyes, he was clearly trying to snatch a kiss from him, little nun, bastard.

As for the high-level handicapped real old man who fell into a coma due to excessive pain, the three of them had already flamboyantly abandoned them out of sight. ?