Laughing proud of the rivers and lakes when a thief meets a nun

? Seeing Lin Yi stunned and unable to speak, the woman was even more sure of her guess, "Hmph, I wonder why you are so kind. It turned out that you were pretending. I will get rid of you, the little demon girl, and this lewd thief together. Don't cause harm to the martial arts." After saying that, he stabbed out with a sword.

Lin Yi, who didn't know martial arts, could only watch the sword point getting closer to his throat, and didn't even have time to explain.

Bang, Lin Yi's sword was almost broken in two, and the woman flickered, holding the half-broken sword in horror.

"Hehe, great beauty, I just took a nap and thought you would leave me without saying goodbye, so you are still here, could it be that you are reluctant to be here, and it's okay, I haven't tasted enough of the nephrite jade of the great beauty yet. "The man who passed out just now walked towards the woman in a heroic manner, without any sign of fatigue from injury.

"You, don't come here." The woman fought her life just now, she was at the end of her strength, now she saw that the prostitute was safe and sound, she panicked and hurriedly used her light skills to escape in embarrassment.

The man stood still on the spot, watching the direction in which the woman was fleeing for a while, before turning his head to look at Lin Yi who was not far away.

Why is he looking at me with a dark face? I didn't stab him and hurt him. Thinking about the woman's sudden madness just now, Lin Yi was also afraid that this man would blame himself for no reason, so he quickly raised his hand. The palm-sized small ax was in a defensive pose.

It's really hard for her to keep the ax in her hand for a long time.

The man looked at Lin Yi, with a sneer at the corner of his mouth, and fell down straight again.

Dizzy again!Lin Yi ran up to him with a small ax and looked at him carefully. Well, it turned out that he was not looking at me with a dark face, but a faint blackness was floating on his face, as if those people on TV had been poisoned.

Poisoning, it can't be snake venom, it seems to have heard that if you take drugs directly by mouth, you will be poisoned, then, this person is really dizzy now.Lin Yi knelt beside him with a wrinkled face, she can also detoxify the snake venom on her legs, just find a piece of plastic film to cover her mouth and suck it out, but what to do with the venom he sucked in, Lin Yi see Looking at the ax in his hand, could it be possible to cut open his chest and wash his stomach? !

"Little nun, if you want to eliminate harm for the people, do it quickly." The man's lips were blue and purple, apparently the snake venom had begun to attack, he opened a gap in his eyes and glanced at the little nun who was kneeling next to him as if he was at a loss, leisurely opening.

Lin Yi glanced at the small ax in his hand, then at the man lying on the ground, and then looked up, with a hesitant look on his face.

"Hehe, what's the matter, look at my uncle's handsome and extraordinary appearance, I can't do anything if I become a nymphomaniac?" The man sneered, this little nun is also cute, even though he heard the woman say that he is a prostitute, but he still has a soft heart The appearance of her hands, she really is a well-intentioned monk, but it's a pity that she is so stupid that she must be deceived. It's funny in her heart, and she can't help but want to tease her.

Lin Yi looked embarrassed, "It's not that I can't do it, I don't know martial arts, so I can't beat it."

Can't beat? !The man didn't know whether to cry or laugh, he couldn't move himself, not to mention her, even a young~toothed child (young! What's the matter with the teeth, I'll go) can easily send himself away Going to the West Heaven, bah bah, no, my reputation has long been yelled and beaten by those who spread the word across the street, how can those Buddhas all over the sky have clear eyes and clear hearts, I am afraid that I will go to hell.

Did the little nun deliberately embarrass herself, the man wanted to give up and said, "I can't even move, you don't have to test me, just come and kill me."

Then he looked at the little nun's eyes wide open unexpectedly, and said innocently, "Ah, I thought you asked me to kill that woman."

"Cough, cough..." The man's terrified breath was unstable, and the internal force used to suppress the spread of the venom was instantly disordered. After a lot of effort, he finally calmed down again, and asked in bewilderment, "Why did you kill that woman?" Is it jealousy that she is prettier than her?No way, although she is young and delicate now, she is still a beauty, and within three years she must be several times more beautiful than that woman, not to mention that although she is young now, she is still a lovely girl, with a special flavor.

Lin Yibian flattened his lips and complained to him, "It's you who said you want to eliminate harm for the people."

"Cough cough cough cough cough..." This little nun wasn't sent by his enemy to play with him, but just a few words almost drove him into a maddened state, it really has infinite lethality.

After finally calming down again, the man couldn't help asking, "Why, you mean that woman by killing harm for the people?"

"Otherwise, who else would it be?" Lin Yi said confidently, "You obviously sucked the snake venom from her legs to save her, but she slandered you as a prostitute without distinguishing between right and wrong. Not to mention being poisoned, she will take revenge and kill you, the lifesaver, this kind of blind woman is not a pest, but what is it?" Said the small ax in his hand and waved angrily, then lowered his head in frustration, " But she is very good at martial arts, I don't know it at all, I can't beat her, if you didn't beat her cleverly, you and I would both die."

What kind of world is it that you will be killed by vengeance if you act bravely when you see righteousness, and you will be brought to the pond when you see injustice.No wonder the newspapers used to say that the old man fell down and no one helped him, and the child who fell into the water was not rescued. If we all met these unscrupulous people, who would give a helping hand.

The man looked at Lin Yi rubbing the grass beside his legs, his cold and mocking eyes filled with warmth, if those gods, Buddhas and Bodhisattvas had such a heart, even if they were shouted and killed by the world, there would be no place for burial It's nothing, I can finally have a Qingming after death.

This little nun is really a monk.

In fact, the man understands it in his heart, and he also blames himself for being frivolous and flirtatious by nature, so he loves to talk and take advantage of his words. Some are their own responsibility.

But he has such a personality, if he is to be serious and imitate those famous families, he would rather get a reputation as a prostitute and enjoy himself at ease.

"That..." Lin Yi hesitated to speak, and looked at him embarrassedly.

Slowly adjusting his internal breath, the man also happily looked at the delicate beauty for a feast of eyes, "If you have anything to say, just say it."

"That...you won't die, right?" Lin Yi looked at him worriedly. Although he said that it is not good to curse people to death, he looks like he is going to see Hades in the next second. "When I come out Without the snake medicine, how do you detoxify the poison you inhaled?" Although this man was a bit awkward in speaking, he was still a good person, and Lin Yi didn't want him to die like this.

A gleam flashed in the man's eyes, "Don't you want me to die?"

Lin Yi shook his head vigorously.

"If there was a way to save me, would you be willing to do it?"

Lin Yi nodded vigorously.

"It's actually very simple." The corner of the man's mouth pulled a tricky smile, "I sucked out the snake venom on that crazy woman's leg with my mouth, and now you can suck it out of my mouth too."

ah! ! !Lin Yi was dumbfounded.Is this how the poison in the mouth is detoxified? Didn't you say that you need to wash your stomach?

Besides, she just wanted to smoke, where did she find plastic film?

"Haha," the man couldn't help laughing, "You little nun, you are so cute." Her appearance made the man feel funny, and he couldn't help but want to tease her even more.

No matter how "single stupid" Lin Yi is, he also understands that this man is just making fun of her.

"Why, the little nun is angry." Seeing Lin Yi pull his face down, the man still smiled happily. Speaking of which, he also saw nuns with no hair, but he didn't find anyone as pure and lovely as her, and no one As delicate and pleasant as she is, every word and deed is enough for him to think about it again and again.

Lin Yi was angry, it was useless for him to worry about his life and death, but he didn't take it to heart at all, he only cared about making fun of himself, which is really unreasonable.

A prostitute, a prostitute, maybe he hasn't had one until now.

The girl who accidentally told the truth made complaints very naturally.

By the way, Lin Yi's simple little head had a rare flash of inspiration, his eyes widened excitedly, "Hey, are you still a virgin?"

Pfft, if he didn't hold back quickly, the man would spit out a mouthful of blood.

"Speak quickly, aren't you?" Lin Yi shook him anxiously.

"...I..." Thinking that he, Tian Boguang, grew up so old, he has always molested women, this is the first time he has been molested by a woman, and he is still a nun!But how should he answer, a notorious prostitute, or a... seems too embarrassing.

Do you have to think carefully about the problem of losing your virginity after you go back, so as not to be as embarrassing as today?

"So what if it is, so what if it's not?" After thinking for a long time, Tian Boguang finally gave an ambiguous answer to save face.

But in the next second, he knew that it was not only his face, he was about to lose his face.

Lin Yi kindly explained to him, "Yes, that's the best. Do you know that boy's urine can detoxify?"

...Can he kill him with a headbutt?

"Boy pee...do you want me to pee for myself!!!" The world's number one prostitute was in a mess.

"It doesn't matter. The situation is urgent. In order to survive, a man must be able to bend and stretch." Lin Yi didn't take Tian Boguang's screams seriously, "If it wasn't, it would be miserable. I only heard that virgin urine can detoxify, but I don't know if virgin urine is okay. But we can give it a try." Saying that, he nodded very seriously.

Not only does she want to drink her own urine, but she also plans to let herself drink her urine... Can he crush this little nun to death?

"Don't worry about it." To prevent Lin Yi from putting his ideas into practice, Tian Boguang waved his hands weakly, "I can use my skills to force the poison myself, and you only need three hours to not disturb me." God, let him stop Be a little scared, or you will really die from the poison.

"It's really okay. If you don't have enough skill to force the poison, you can still try the boy's urine." Lin Yi's children's shoes are still persevering in recommending their own best ideas.

Tian Boguang climbed onto a stone with limp hands and feet and sat down, deciding not to talk to her for three hours.

Three hours, hehe, she was just being kind for a while. Judging by the style of her clothes, she should be a little nun from the Hengshan School in Qianshan. She will leave on her own when she gets bored later. How could she really wait for three hours.

However, this was the first time he practiced kung fu with people around him, didn't he trust this silly little nun a little too much?

The time of three hours is very long and very short. Tian Boguang used his kung fu to force out the snake venom from his body, and it felt like a blink of an eye.

The internal injury is no longer a problem, as for the sword wound on the back, it is only a flesh injury, and it will also scab, so it doesn't matter if it is left.

When I opened my eyes, the day had turned into night, and the sky was full of stars.

"You woke up on time, just in time for dinner, come, have some soup." A bowl of fragrant soup was handed under my eyes.

She hasn't left yet... Smelling the soup in the bowl, Tian Boguang took a big sip, and it tasted good. Unexpectedly, this little nun was dumbfounded, but she cooked well, "Why didn't you leave?"

"I'm afraid that woman will come back and kill you again." Lin Yi also scooped up a bowl for himself, sipping it in small sips.

She actually wanted to stay and protect him, Tian Boguang suddenly felt that the soup was a little hot, which made his heart warm, and he joked, "She is coming back, can you resist a half-stroke."

"I can wake you up loudly, so that you won't fall asleep and become a ghost under the sword."

"...I meditate and exercise." It's not sleep.

"Is there a difference?" From Lin Yi's point of view, it's all about meditation anyway, just like the meditation when he was learning yoga before, which can only lead to one ending in the end, that is, falling asleep.

Forget it, telling her these things is just asking for trouble, Tian Boguang wisely lowered his head and continued to drink the soup, "By the way, where did you get the pot and bowl?"

"Sneakily go back and get it."

"Secretly...don't you dare to let the people in the nunnery know?"

"How could I come out to look for you when they saw me?" By the way, he took some corn, radish and other things to cook soup.

This little nun always wanted to say something that would make a whore like herself blush.

"After you finish drinking the soup and rest for a while, I should go back, or Master will be in a hurry." Lin Yi was full after drinking a bowl, and sat on the grass to rub his belly.

Tian Boguang took a look at Lin Yi's sitting or not, and smiled helplessly. With her lazy appearance and no mouth full of Amitabha, it's hard to imagine that she was taught by a place with strict rules like the Hengshan School. On the contrary, her female disciple is lively and cute like a little girl from an ordinary family.

Then I thought again, maybe she has just become a monk not long ago, so she is not like those old-fashioned nuns who have the bad habit of giving people headaches when listening to Buddhist verses.

"Ouch..." Lin Yi, who was dozing off comfortably like a cat, suddenly clutched his stomach and groaned.

"Little nun, what's the matter?" Tian Boguang was startled, put down the bowl and ran over.

"Stomach... hurts, it hurts so much." Lin Yi said in a crying voice, she was most afraid of pain in her life, especially now it seemed that someone in her stomach was twisting her intestines hard, and she was rolling all over the ground in pain.

Stomach pain... The first reaction of Tian Boguang, who has been around for a long time, was to look at the soup in the pot. Could it be that someone has poisoned the pot, but he didn't notice that someone was approaching here when he practiced kung fu.

Wait, Tian Boguang seemed to feel that his stomach hurt a little too.

Quickly tapped a few acupoints of himself and Lin Yi, Tian Boguang picked up the contents of the pot and inspected them carefully, corn, radish, mushrooms, there is no problem, um, why are these mushrooms different from the usual ones.

"Little nun, where did you get these mushrooms!" Tian Boguang's eyes became fierce all of a sudden, who is so vicious, and even gave her poisonous mushrooms.

"Yes, I picked it in the woods." Lin Yi lay on the ground clutching his stomach and crying. ?