Laughing proud of the rivers and lakes when a thief meets a nun

?Hey, he, Tian Boguang, really suffered eight lifetimes of bad luck. Not only was he poisoned by a little nun, but he also helped the culprit use his internal force to force the poison. What's the reason for that?

In fact, when he took a deep breath, he knew that the poisonous mushroom would not kill anyone, it would only hurt for a day and a night, and it would be almost healed after a long time, but he just couldn't bear to watch this little nun clutching her stomach aching face Poor wrinkled figure.

With great luck to suppress the poison in his body, Tian Boguang reached out and hugged Lin Yi, who was rolling in pain, in his arms. He was about to do it, but after thinking about it, he reminded him first, "Little nun, don't blame the uncle for not explaining it to you first. , I want to help you force poison, so I have to offend you, don't cry and seek death afterward."

"Whatever, whatever, as long as the stomach doesn't hurt, anything is fine." Lin Yi's painful little face turned pale, and he couldn't care about anything else. This meeting is asking her to bark like a dog or crawl like a pig. As long as it doesn't hurt, she will Do it right.

That's about the same, don't bother to save someone, and then run to commit suicide, it's not worth it, it's better to repay the favor wholeheartedly, and everyone will be happy if you return to the vulgar and get married.

He held Lin Yi on his shoulder with one hand, and put his other hand on Lin Yi's lower abdomen to slowly dissolve the toxin with his internal force. Tian Boguang thought cheerfully, this silly little nun is very suitable for his appetite, so marry her back every day It is also a beautiful thing to play with.

Of course, he was just thinking about it. This little nun thinks he is a good person because she doesn't know his reputation. If she heard the rumors in the world, she might avoid him like those decent people, or want to kill him quickly. .

Forget it, this little nun is stupid and stupid. If she came to kill herself, she would be ashamed to run too fast, afraid that she would not be able to catch up.

Thinking about the situation of the little nun foolishly chasing after him with a sword in his mind, and maybe accidentally wrestling on the ground, Tian Boguang felt a burst of joy in his heart.

The cramping in his stomach gradually subsided, and Lin Yi finally calmed down in Tian Boguang's arms.

Tian Boguang saw that her complexion had improved a lot, he calmed down and moved his palm close to her slowly, stopped for a while on the stomach, and continued to move up.

Touching the soft chest with his hands, Tian Boguang felt a little parched, unexpectedly, this little nun's figure has not yet grown, and she still has what she should have, and the hand feels good.Tian Boguang thought in his heart, and his subordinates couldn't help pinching.

Lin Yi, who was in a semi-conscious state, let out a moan unconsciously, and frowned.

Calm, calm, sir, I am saving people, not prostitutes, so I really think of myself as a prostitute.Tian Boguang took a few deep breaths to calm down the restlessness in his heart. He held the wrist attached to Lin Yi's chest with his other hand and moved it up bit by bit.

Lin Yi felt a soreness in his throat, and opened his mouth to spit out a piece of filth.

Tian Boguang breathed a sigh of relief, and finally spit it out.

Tore off a piece of sleeve to wipe away the bitter water from the corner of Lin Yi's mouth, Tian Boguang hugged her again, let her lean on a comfortable position, and put his hands on her belly again.

The zhenqi in her body is so small that it can be ignored. Although the poisonous mushroom is not fatal, it can also do a lot of damage to the body. He should do what he can to the end and use his internal strength to help her recover.

"Are you alright?" Lin Yi asked in a drowsy voice, feeling that his stomach was no longer uncomfortable, but warm and comfortable.

"No, let's sleep for a while." For the first time, Tian Boguang's voice revealed a gentleness that he didn't even realize.

"Oh~" With her head tilted into Tian Boguang's neck, Lin Yi sighed comfortably. After being tormented by the stomachache for a long time, she was already exhausted and fell asleep soon.

Tian Boguang stared at Lin Yi, who had fallen asleep, and sprayed his breath evenly around his neck, making him feel like a small hand was scratching in his heart. This little nun really wants him to get her reputation as a prostitute. Do you know that such a pose is a veritable provocation, idiot.

The day came again, and Tian Boguang felt that the day and night passed so quickly.

It seems that I was really tortured enough yesterday, and I have slept until now.

Alas, he looked at Lin Yi who was sleeping soundly in his arms, then looked at her little hands holding his waistband, and sighed.

He is a man, even if nothing happened, he still has the feeling he should have, and the reaction he should have.

It's early morning, okay, he's not bad at the instincts that men have every morning, okay?

To be honest, if the little nun showed doubts about this fact, he would not mind demonstrating it to her on the spot.

Let's start today when you lose your virginity. It's a beautiful thing to think about.

It's a pity... Tian Boguang looked at Lin Yi who was sleeping soundly again. This little nun would only tease him again and again, and then pretended not to know with an innocent face.

Well, he admitted that she really didn't know.

But such a big girl, why don't she have any vigilance against men and women, if she is a real adulterer, no, if she changes to another man, how can she not hold back to a sweet and delicious beauty? what idea.

If it was someone else, would her innocence be preserved?

If someone else...

He suddenly hated these two words a little. He didn't like the possibility of the little nun nestling in other people's arms like this.

Well, Tian Boguang understood clearly now that he was a little tempted by this little nun.

Tian Boguang, who claims to be alone in thousands of flowers without even a single leaf touching his body, would actually be fascinated by a young nun. It seems that he was confused by the bowl of mushroom soup last night.

However, this little nun still slept in his arms with an ignorant face.

This can be regarded as her initiative to tease him, so it's not too much for him to steal something.

The distance between the two lips gradually drew closer, and Tian Boguang suddenly remembered that he must have treated her lightly by doing so.

Then he thought again, who cares, I'm a prostitute, so why should I be afraid.

With his eyes closed and his heart bent, Tian Boguang gently pressed his mouth to the sleeping Lin Yi's lips.

A tingling feeling slipped into my heart from the lips that met. This little nun's lips are really delicious and sweet.Tian Boguang's heart was beating fast, and he slowly rubbed against Lin Yi's lips, slowly deepening the kiss, but he was careful not to wake her up.

If she woke up, she might give herself a slap first.

Then let her continue to sleep.

Tian Boguang could also reach out to touch her sleeping point, but he really didn't want to do it in his heart. This small mouth half-opened and half-closed with his movements, as if he was trying to resist the temptation. How can there be such a feeling of love between the two sides now.

The object of my frivolity is a nun. It is estimated that even if the Buddha saves all sentient beings this time, he will send himself into the [-]th level of hell.

But as the saying goes, if you die under the peony flower, you can be a ghost.Today, I really experienced it.

Tian Boguang originally just wanted to steal some incense, but he ignored that the body reaction will change with the change of the heart reaction, not to mention that it is still early in the morning, and some things in the loading state have not been resolved, so when he feels unwell, a certain part has already disappeared. It started to hurt a little.

Now Tian Boguang is a little hesitant, what should I do, I really want to do one thing all the time, and break my place today?

Bajibaji, Lin Yi, who was soundly asleep, babbled his small mouth a few times, stretched out his small tongue and licked his upper lip, and murmured vaguely, "Mmm...grilled fish...." Then Xiao His head was tilted down, and there was still a drop of crystal saliva hanging from the corner of his mouth.

Tian Boguang was stunned for a moment, as if he couldn't understand his own behavior. Could it be that he was dissatisfied with his desire because there were no beauties in this barren mountain and wild ridge? Why did he become interested in a little nun?

No, it seems that the trip to lose her virginity is imminent, otherwise, wouldn't she be called a prostitute.

As for this little nun, forget it, the uncle is in a good mood, so I will let you go.A certain bastard with a stubborn mouth went to take a cold shower pitifully.

Lin Yi has always been a heavy sleeper, to what extent, uh, she fell asleep on the ping pong table downstairs in summer, and then was carried home by her father. On the way, she knocked her head twice and never woke up Pass.

But there is one thing exception.

Hmm...it smells so good.Lin Yi was awakened by the scent, and he turned over and got up.

This little pig, Tian Boguang was amused, he didn't wake up for a long time after kissing her just now, but she woke up just after the fish got angry for a while.

Could it be that he is not good at kissing?A certain thief began to think about the feasibility of proficiency.

"Grilled fish in honey sauce!" Lin Yi couldn't do anything else, but he was very skillful in eating it. When he saw the rich golden color, he shouted excitedly and rushed to the fire to watch eagerly.

"Isn't the little nun a monk? How can she be greedy and murderous? This is nasty." He raised the grilled fish in his hand, and Tian Boguang joked with a smile.

"Wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha will keep it in his heart. As long as there is a Buddha in his heart, Amitabha Amitabha." Lin Yi stared at the grilled fish with drooling eyes. God knows how long she hadn't eaten meat. She couldn't catch it when she was running in the mountains. She who was swimming far away was even more unable to catch her, it was extremely pitiful.

"How can monks eat meat?" A voice suddenly sounded around.

"Hey, didn't the little nun say it all, there is a Buddha in my heart, it doesn't matter if I eat meat or vegetables." Another voice.

"Then it doesn't matter if you get married and have children?" The third one.

"It may be a little bit related to get married and have children, but it doesn't matter if you come and go." The fourth one.

"Who is sneaky, hiding his head and showing his tail, get out!" Tian Boguang's face turned pale, not because he was afraid that people would tell what he was stealing jade and incense just now, but because these people's martial arts are so high, they have been spying on them since just now. Around, he didn't notice anything.He was even more shocked when he remembered that he had left for a while.

Hearing only a few winds, four figures flew down from the top of the tree and surrounded the two of them.

"Hey, we don't have to be sneaky. We lay on it openly and watched your secret kiss." A person retorted unconvinced.

"That's right, you kiss her while she's asleep, you're the one sneaking around." The second person said.

"Also, we didn't roll or walk, we flew... out, do you have eyes, do you want us to let you fly... up." The third threatened with a vicious face on purpose.

"No, no, I think we should tear him apart into four parts." The person who seemed to be the youngest said.

"Hey, that's a good idea." Saying what to do, the four of them rushed forward.

"Ah, the grilled fish is getting burnt, come and help!" Lin Yi's children's shoes concentrated on fighting with the grilled fish on the rack. This kind of outdoor grilling work has never been good for her who is clumsy.

When hungry, Lin Yi children's shoes usually ignore things that have nothing to do with eating.

"Ah, the fish is about to burn?!" Hearing this, the youngest person quickly diverted his route and ran to the fire, "Hey, it's no wonder that the fish doesn't burn like this."

"Really, I can't, can you?" Lin Yi hurriedly asked for help, don't burn her poor grilled fish.

"Cut, our Peach Valley Four Immortals have great powers, what can't be done." Stretching out his hand and pulling up his sleeve, he grabbed the grilled fish in Lin Yi's hand and flipped it over.

"Hey, hey, we haven't torn him into four pieces yet, so you came here to grill the fish." Another one came over to accuse him of not being firm enough to give up halfway.

"But this little nun is very stupid." The youngest one explained a little aggrieved.

"Yes, I'm really stupid. I can't do this kind of technical work anyway." Lin Yi nodded in agreement.

"Technical work, hey, what is technical work?" The third one also ran over and poked the person standing beside him curiously.

"It's a profound method that ordinary people can't do." Lin Yi kindly answered questions for the ancients.

"Hey~~ Even if you have vision, what we do is something ordinary people can't do." The one who seemed to be the oldest said proudly.

Poor Tian Boguang was thrown out of the circle and could only watch his little nun talking and laughing with a few wild men.

"Wow, the fish is ready." Lin Yi happily took a bite, then nodded with a smile, "Yeah, it's delicious."

Seeing her eating with enjoyment, the four of them swallowed in unison.

Lin Yi belatedly realized that he seemed to have forgotten to thank him.

"That, thank you, your grilled fish is really delicious, that, have you tried it?" By the way, there is a greeting commonly used by Chinese people.

"I ate last night. You didn't ask or feel it at first, but now you seem a little hungry." The youngest one rubbed his stomach.

"Uh..." Lin Yi looked at the grilled fish in his hand in embarrassment, only two were not enough, "By the way, do you know how to catch fish?"

"How can such a trivial matter as catching fish be so rare that we Peach Valley Four Immortals?" The biggest one snorted with his nostrils upturned.

"Then why not grab some fish and let's grill it together." Lin Yi happily suggested that she had wanted to have a campfire barbecue for a long time.

"Why do you want us to catch fish?"

"If you let me catch fish, you won't be able to eat one at sunset tomorrow." Lin Yi said honestly, "I can't even catch the tail."

"So you are so stupid." The youngest one looked at Lin Yi sympathetically.

Nodding, Lin Yi was frustrated, "Everyone who knows me says so."

"Okay, in this case, let's go catch the fish, and we promise to catch a basket and come back within a quarter of an hour." The Taogu Four Immortals would not let go of the rare opportunity to show off, and patted their chests to guarantee the ticket.

"Okay, okay, come back quickly."

The four of them flew away just like when they came, and before Lin Yi had time to sigh the mystery of lightness kung fu, Tian Boguang grabbed his wrist and ran towards the front mountain quickly.

"Hey, my fish—"?