Laughing proud of the rivers and lakes when a thief meets a nun

? Castle Peak, Nunnery, Tuanpu.

Buddha statues, nuns, wooden fish.

Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom

Hearing the familiar, tiny and cute purring sound like a kitten, a crack split open on Dingyi's immovable face, and he said in his heart Amitabha, the monk's heart is as calm as water, so he can't get angry.

Huh~~huh~~~suck.A certain small mouth subconsciously sucked the saliva that was about to flow out of the corner of the mouth.

Boom, boom, boom, Dingyi's face, which was as calm as an ice surface after all, when spring blossoms, the ice surface is torn apart.

"Yi Lin!"

Tick-tock, a drop of saliva finally escaped the two rosy lips and landed on the wooden fish with a snap.

"Yilin!" Dingyi shook his breath, and shouted loudly.

Lin Yi, who was sleeping soundly, was startled suddenly by the "roaring lioness", his confused eyes quickly opened halfway, knocked on the wooden fish and muttered vaguely, "...Greatly Merciful and Greatly Compassionate Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, have pity on me and the world in so many troubles, Seeing that the five aggregates are all empty, what joy is there in life, and why bother in death... Ouch!"

After being hit by a popcorn, Lin Yi finally came to his senses, and secretly raised his eyes while covering his forehead.

"What are you chanting?" Dingyi said with a look of hatred on his face, "Didn't I tell you to recite the Great Compassionate Avalokitesvara Mantra well? You just recited it like this, and that's fine." Now, you are still asleep in front of the Buddha statue, you are disrespectful to the Buddha, are you still a disciple of Buddhism?"

I wasn't a Buddhist disciple in the first place~~ Lin Yi complained in his heart full of grievances.

Looking at Lin Yi's dark and bright eyes like a deer, Ding Yi sighed again and again, but still couldn't bear to continue to reprimand him, "Oh, Master also knows that you are dull, and you can't always practice our Hengshan swordsmanship well, but you are a monk with a compassionate heart. The most important thing is, as long as you have the root of wisdom in your heart, your six sense organs are clear, and you can get rid of distracting thoughts and take refuge in my Buddha with one heart, you can also achieve great things in the future."

People in the Buddhist sect, it is not someone with high martial arts who can be the head of the sect, but the Buddha's heart and nature. Although this little Yilin was a little clumsy before, she has a deep heart of Buddha. It's getting dull.Now I have lost most of my Buddha heart, and I was able to fall asleep while worshiping Buddha.

"Yes~~Master." Lin Yi knew that Ding Yi was a hot tempered person. Although he could feel her love for him, it was better not to disobey her if nothing happened.

"If you know you've made a mistake, you should memorize the Great Compassion Mantra."

"Ah—" Lin Yi couldn't help feeling sad, and let out a long sigh of frustration.

"Is there any problem?" Ding Yi looked at her little face that was in a ball of pain.

"Master... But, but..." Lin Yi hesitantly teased in a low voice, "Is it really dozing off after chanting?" As soon as she finished speaking, she quickly retracted her head and waited for the knock.

"Do you want to be an ascetic monk if you don't recite scriptures?" Dingyi didn't get angry, but just asked leisurely.

"Ascetic monk? Don't you need to recite scriptures?" Looking at Dingyi's calm face, Lin Yi also asked boldly.

"The ascetic monk mainly achieves his own Buddha-mind and Buddha-nature by tempering his body, and understands the true meaning of great compassion and great compassion by tasting the sufferings of the world."

"Then can I be an ascetic monk?" Great, great, I can finally get rid of this boring scripture.

"You really want to do it?"

If Lin Yi was smarter, he would definitely be able to hear the cunning hidden in Ding Yi's words. Unfortunately, Lin Yi is notoriously "simple"-simple and stupid, so he still nodded happily, "Yes, yes .”

"very good……"

Two hours later, Houshan.

"Damn master, you tricked me into being an ascetic monk, not just a coolie." A small ax the size of a palm cut off a dry twig, and Lin Yi picked it up and threw it into the basket on his back angrily, "It's so pitiful, On hot days, I have to run into the mountains to collect firewood.”

Hey, there are mushrooms.Lin Yi, a good girl who grew up in the city, found a cluster of light brown but petite and cute little mushrooms hidden by the roots of the tree. She squatted down and picked them all with her little hands and put them into the basket.According to the primary school biology book, the brighter the mushroom, the more poisonous it is. On the contrary, this kind of gray mushroom can be eaten. Lin Yi, who always eats vegetables, bean sprouts and corn, can finally change his taste.

This discovery made Lin Yi, who was in a bad mood, suddenly became interested. Chopping firewood is not as fun as picking mushrooms.

"Little girl picking mushrooms, carrying a big bamboo basket on her back, la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la ^ things in the morning^" The small ax was safely left unused in the basket, and Lin Yi children's shoes pouted his buttocks and began to concentrate on looking for this kind in the grass. Small mushrooms that are unobtrusive but can make your dinner a little richer.

"Help, don't touch me, let go of the prostitute, don't..."

Lin Yi, who was devoted to finding mushrooms, rolled his eyes and raised his head, "It seems that someone is calling for help."

A deep and sexy male voice couldn't wait to jump out to confirm her self-talk, "Hahaha, little beauty, I advise you to stop barking, anyway, there is no one here in the barren mountains and wild mountains, so you should stay there obediently and don't move." , and save more pain.”

"Help~ You thief, let me go, ah... If I don't die, I'll tear you to pieces!" The female voice is beautiful, like a yellow warbler coming out of a valley, but no matter how nice the voice is, it's suddenly amplified by dozens of decibels. Coupled with the emotions entangled with pain and resentment, it will not be easy to hear where it is going.

Lin Yi blinked blankly, and finally came to his senses, behind the forest, could it be that a scene of a wretched man bullying a weak woman is taking place.

My mother and grandma.

Lin Yi children's shoes ran away, not to the scene of the crime, but to the loop.

Although Lin Yi's children's shoes are "single stupid", they are not idiots. If the little nun named Yilin could embroider her legs with fists, after her body is occupied by her, she can't even catch up with a sword. Of course Lah, monks are not allowed to kill animals, and she can't kill chickens even if she catches them.

No, no, that's not the point, the point is to go back quickly to rescue the soldiers, she wouldn't foolishly think that as long as she ran over and shouted loudly, the tiger's body shook and her domineering aura erupted, the pervert would obediently retreat. It is estimated that the final result is that the girl will not escape, and she will not be spared.

"Ah - don't, stop!" The woman's miserable cry stopped Lin Yi's footsteps abruptly.

It seems that the arrow is on the string and has to be fired. Is there still time for her to go back and move in to rescue the soldiers?Lin Yi was very afraid that when he arrived with Master, he would only see the aftermath.

How to do how to do?Lin Yi anxiously walked around in place.

"Don't move, oops," the deep and magnetic male voice yelled, and the woman yelled again, as if being silenced, only the man was left cursing, "I told you, you will only ask for trouble if you move rashly. Hmph, you don’t have to drink a toast, you have to drink as a punishment.”

It's over, it's too late to save people.Lin Yi stomped his feet, and the small ax fell out of the basket.

Fight him!Lin Yi picked up the small ax less than a foot in size, and rushed towards the scene of the accident with the courage to face death.

As it got closer, Lin Yi could already see that a man in indigo was pressing a beautiful woman to the ground. The woman seemed to be stuck on the acupuncture points and couldn't move. A beautiful face was crying with pear blossoms, and it was so beautiful Poor, but the man didn't have the slightest feeling of pity and tenderness. He lifted half of the woman's skirt, revealing a smooth and white calf, and the man's mouth was sticking to it and sucking continuously.

Still in time!Lin Yi didn't care to breathe a sigh of relief, and immediately swung his axe and shouted in a trembling voice, "Hey, that prostitute..." Fainted to death, he forgot his words, "Well, molesting a good woman in broad daylight, hey, don't shut up!"

The man spat on the ground before looking up, seeing a little nun, a trace of sarcasm flashed in his eyes, he laughed, "Master is really lucky today, there is a big beauty here who is full of soft jade and gentle fragrance , there is a cute and charming little nun who will come to your door automatically."

Lin Yi wanted to cry, she really sent it to her door automatically~~~

Looking at the little nun's weeping face, what is that in her hand, an axe, don't laugh to death, this ax is probably not enough to kill a chicken, the little hand is trembling, and it is almost impossible to hold it steadily.The ridicule in the man's eyes turned into a novelty, this little nun is only thirteen or fourteen years old, since she is so scared, why did she want to go to the tiger's mouth?

Secretly reached out and tapped one of his acupoints to prevent the poisonous blood from flowing. The man who originally wanted to leave immediately stood up and walked slowly towards Lin Yi. Uncle, I feel very itchy, and it is not difficult for you to ask me to release him, as long as you, little nun, give me a scent, I will release him immediately, how about it?"

In fact, he originally wanted to say that he would spend the night with him, but when the words came to his lips, seeing Lin Yi shivering like a little rabbit, he suddenly felt that those words were too much, so he changed his words unconsciously.

Lin Yi was stunned, his mouth was wide open, and he looked at the man in disbelief, that's it, it's that simple, just kiss him and let him go?

Fortunately, the man didn't know what she was thinking, otherwise he would have to vomit blood on the spot.

Seeing her unbelievable expression, the man thought he had frightened her, so he smiled and said, "If you don't agree, leave quickly. The uncle is in a good mood today, and every time you have a good time, you only like to follow one person, so just pretend you haven't seen her before." You little nun."

Looking at his appearance, he is a bit upright, maybe he is a man who keeps his word, a kiss will not lose a piece of meat, but it can save a girl's innocence, this deal is too good.

"The thief, look at the sword!" Lin Yi opened his mouth to agree, but he heard a soft shout, and a white light pointed at the man who was facing Lin Yi.

Without even turning his head, the man raised his head, easily passed the woman and fell behind, he laughed and said, "Big beauty, don't you think I'm only caring about the little nun and neglecting you, so you feel unwilling."

"Shameless bastard, today I will take you with my sword!" The woman spat, raised her sword and stabbed again.

The man dodged a few more sword moves, and landed lightly on Lin Yi's side, "Don't be angry, beauty, even though this little nun is pretty, she can't compare to you, beauty, and your anger is more agile. Only kissing Xiangze can give up." He laughed teasingly, but under the cover of Lin Yi who was stunned, he tapped a few key points quickly, damn it, he was pushed by this crazy woman before and swallowed the poison Blood, when touching her acupoints, I was gentle. I knew that she should have fixed it for ten or eight hours. After he left, someone would come and really fuck her.This will be fine, the body began to feel a little stiff and inconvenient, it must be the attack of snake venom.

"The prostitute!" The woman was so angry that she almost wanted to gnash her teeth, and the sword light suddenly became brighter, "I want to die with you!"

The sword light rushed towards him like a thousand knives, and even wrapped Lin Yi who was standing there in a daze.

This crazy woman!The man cursed angrily in his heart, stretched his long arms and rolled Lin Yi into his arms. His body, which was already a little stiff, was even slower because of this move, and was hit by a sword in the vest.

Gently pushed Lin Yi to let her back out of the battle ring. A fishy sweetness welled up in the man's throat. Just as he turned around, he was hit on the chest again, and a mouthful of blood spurted out and flew backwards and fell to the ground.

"Aiyo." The woman was angry and would not care about attacking and not defending, but when she saw the prostitute lying on the ground, she seemed to be in a coma, she finally settled down, her feet throbbed in pain as soon as she touched the ground, and she exclaimed speak out.

"Hey, are you okay?" Lin Yi ran over to support her.

The man's attack was as fast as lightning just now, and Lin Yi is an outsider who traveled through modern times. He didn't see the sword shadows that almost took her life at all. He only felt that the man threw himself out after hugging him, and then I just got a sword and a palm and passed out. I still despise him in my heart. I didn’t forget to take advantage of me in the fight. I deserve it.

"It's okay, thank you little master for stopping me just now, if you hadn't delayed that bastard for a while, I wouldn't have been able to break through the acupoint." The woman smiled at Lin Yi and reached out to rub her leg.

"Hey, don't move, let me rub it for you." Seeing that it was inconvenient for her to bend over, Lin Yi hurriedly squatted down to help, "Hey, your wound is..."

There are two round tooth cavities on the white calf, obviously bitten by a snake.Lin Yi accidentally recalled the scene she saw when she rushed over, that is to say, this man was actually taking drugs to heal her injuries.

My mother and grandma, why did I do something bad with good intentions.Lin Yi thought sadly.

"Young master, don't worry, it's all right now, it's just a little numb, hmph, if it wasn't for that, I would have killed this prostitute by the sword a long time ago." The woman gritted her teeth and said.

"Hey, he is helping you suck out the snake's venom." Lin Yi weakly pointed at her wound.

"Nonsense!" The woman stared at her almond-shaped eyes, "He is clearly using the name of curing poison to commit misdeeds, and he is full of obscene words to treat me lightly. This kind of adulterer has no good intentions at all." Pushing Lin Yi away with a wave, the woman Walking to the side of the unconscious man, he raised his sword to stab him.

"Stop, stop, what are you doing?" Lin Yi rushed over and hugged her arm holding the sword.

"I'm going to kill this prostitute to eliminate harm for the martial arts." The woman swung her arms to get rid of Lin Yi.

"He's also considered a prostitute."

"Why not? He is full of obscenities, and his behavior is frivolous and shameless. What is this kind of adulterer?"

At most, it's nothing to do, so you won't die, let alone he saved you.Thinking in his heart, Lin Yi didn't dare to say that this woman is going crazy, it's better not to offend her, and cautiously suggested, "You have already stabbed him with a sword and slapped him, or you, or you beat him again He'll be fine if he lets it out."

"Hmph, how can you take advantage of this prostitute!" The woman threw Lin Yi away, glaring at Lin Yi with almond eyes, "You protected this prostitute over and over again, could it be that you were with him and lied to him earlier? to me!"

ah! !Lin Yi was inexplicably surprised, didn't she just thank herself, why did she become an accomplice of a prostitute in a blink of an eye, this woman's mind jumping ability is so strong. ?