Laughing proud of the rivers and lakes when a thief meets a nun

?Lin Yi is a reserved person.

Lin Yihao is not a human being.

This is a recognized fact by all those who have known Lin Yi for a long time.

There is only one key to make Lin Yi change from reserved to unrestrained - wine.

It's been a long time since we didn't know each other.

What's even more tragic is that Lin Yi is an alcoholic who loves drinking and drinking. Although she usually looks stupid and easy to bully, once she comes into contact with alcohol, she immediately transforms into another person, which is unheard of by ordinary people. Can bear it.

At the company's New Year's Eve dinner, Lin Yi buried his head and pulled the white rice in the bowl, looking eagerly at the finger-sized wine glass that was close at hand, and deliberately slid a little on the table with his free hand like a thief, and slid again a little.

Crack, a pair of chopsticks hit the little hand that was about to do something wrong.

Lin Yi pursed his mouth and puffed his cheeks and stared at him.

"What are you looking at, and eat honestly for me." The close friend and friend stared at Fengyan, full of power.

Lin Yi, who was suppressed by the queen's aura and had no power to resist, obediently bowed his head and picked up the rice.

"Hehe, everyone has worked hard in the past year, and I hope you will continue to work hard to make our company's performance reach a new high. Come on, let's have a toast." The company boss raised his glass and spoke.

The leader's face had to be given, and everyone hurriedly picked up the wine glasses on the table.

Lin Yi was also busy reaching out his hand.

Slap, hit back with another chopstick.

"Hey, why doesn't Lin Yi drink it? Come on, everyone is waiting." The boss walked up to him and motioned.

"I……"

"Boss, Lin Yi is not feeling well today and cannot drink." The friend replied before Lin Yi could speak.

Lin Yi curled his lips unconvinced, that's what you said.

It's a pity that the tree wants to be quiet but the wind doesn't stop. In today's society, let alone uncomfortable, people still persuade people to drink even when they are dying. Isn't this not dead yet?

So the boss was not moved at all, and insisted, "Hey, it's okay, it's okay, wine can invigorate the blood, it's okay to have a drink, come on."

"Boss..." The friend stomped anxiously, but unfortunately, although the queen has a strong aura, as a poor little wage earner, she still didn't dare to forcefully face the boss.

"Hehe, it's okay, just have a drink, everyone, let's toast." The boss greeted everyone to toast together.

Seeing Lin Yi gulp down the small glass of white wine the size of a finger, his friend rolled his eyes, and Shi Shiran sat down, hum, not listening to the woman's words is a disadvantage, and if something happens, he will think he is unlucky Bar.

Lin Yi's physique is that he pours just one cup.

"Okay, let's continue eating." Seeing that the basic scene is almost done, the boss turned around and prepared to return to his seat.

"Wait a minute," a hand reached out abruptly and grabbed the boss's sleeve, Lin Yi blushed and frowned, "I haven't finished drinking yet, why are you leaving?"

? ? ?The boss looked at Lin Yi in a daze, and forced a smile, "Isn't it just one cup?"

"One glass, it's a good idea," Lin Yi stretched out his claws to grab the newly opened wine bottle on the table and dumped it on the table, and said boldly, "Either blow to each other, or punish yourself with three depth charges."

"Right!" The boss's face turned green, this is Wuliangye at 60°, right?It's going to be dead.

But he can't afford three cups of depth charges~~

"Lin Yi, stop making trouble." Seeing that the momentum was wrong, the colleagues next to him hurriedly smoothed things over.

"He's not coming, you come." Lin Yi's deer-like eyes suddenly widened and stared at him, the male colleague felt a chill down his spine, he laughed twice, 60° Wuliangye, he still wants to live.

"Humph, I don't dare to drink. Let me tell you, grandma, I am not drunk after a thousand cups. If you don't finish this bottle today, you don't want to leave." Lin Yi raised his neck and took a sip for himself. It was poked into the mouth of the boss who was still in a daze.

"Cough, cough, cough." The boss, who was caught off guard, was poured into his mouth and face. The acrid and pungent smell of wine made him cough repeatedly, and his face turned into a liver color.

"Lin Yi!" Colleagues were shocked to see this little white rabbit who was usually dull and stupid turned into a wolf with a big tail, and rushed up to pull her hand that was holding the boss's clothes away.

"Hey! You evildoers don't let go, be careful I'll take you in with my sleeves." Lin Yi's usually soft and soft voice shouted at this moment, and the high-end glass wine bottle in his hand was swung 120 degrees and fell down. A piece of male and female monsters.

The friend found a safe corner early to avoid being affected by the typhoon, with a speechless face and gloating, there is no doubt that this girl is reading the four classics recently, you are finished.

"Fairy, let me show you my skills today!" Lin Yi raised his slender legs, stepped on the chair unsteadily, raised the wine bottle, and drank another sip of wine, howling, " The big river flows eastward, the stars in the sky join the Big Dipper, hey, hey, hey, hey, join the Big Dipper, a bowl of wine between life and death..."

A group of people who were knocked over by wine bottles lay on the ground wishing they poked their ears and foamed at the mouth, while the others who were lucky enough not to be knocked over hid from a distance and looked at Lin Yi who was going crazy like a demon king.

Lin Yi, a friend gave him a solid evaluation, he is a lady who does not drink, and a witch when he drinks.

"When the road sees injustice and yells, when it's time to take action... hiccup... it's... hiccup... hand... hiccup..." Lin Yi shook the wine bottle, hiccupping non-stop, A pair of deer eyes had long since turned into rabbit eyes, bright red.

Tilting his head to look at the wine bottle in his hand, Lin Yi murmured, "How come this magic weapon has become two, hiccup," turned around abruptly, rushed towards the crowd, poured the bottle down, and drank "Monster, I call you, do you dare to promise?"

Who dares to agree, everyone is shaking like chaff, this is not drunk, the whole mental hospital ran out, afraid that Lin Yi would see someone unhappy, and suddenly used a wine bottle as a machine gun.

The number of people in front of Lin Yi changed from eight to sixteen, and then to 32. In the end, as far as the eye can see, it was filled with people. She laughed and said, "Monster, do you think you will become a monster?" , I won’t change, look at my vellus hair!” After saying that, she stretched out her hand and poked the back of her head.

What she flung was her hand holding the wine bottle, and the thick-bottomed glass of high-grade Wuliangye just gave her a real touch.

Then Lin Yi rolled his eyes and softened like noodles.

Lin Yi has one advantage, no headache after hangover.

But today was strange, Lin Yi rubbed his aching forehead, it hurt as if he had been bumped.

"Yilin, Junior Sister Yilin, wake up quickly."

Opening his eyelids sleepily, Lin Yi blinked, but didn't react for a long time.

Seeing that she woke up, the anxious nun was finally relieved, and couldn't help complaining, "Look at you, you are so clumsy, you can make the firewood fly and hit yourself by chopping firewood. I know what to say about you, forget it, let me do this job, you take a break and drink that bowl of tranquilizing medicine, don't let the fight be good or bad." Although the nun seemed to be talking Teach her a lesson, but the concern in the words is clear.

Lin Yi blinked again, is she dreaming and hasn't woken up yet?Yawning, Lin Yi turned over, went back to sleep, and went back to sleep.

The nun saw her turn over and fell asleep again, thinking that Junior Sister Yilin had always been clumsy, maybe she was still dizzy and hadn't recovered from her dizziness. Junior Sister Yilin had always been simple-minded and was very popular with the senior sisters, so let her go.

The nun left the room, and less than a minute after the door closed, Lin Yi sat up suddenly, opened his eyes and looked at the surrounding furnishings in astonishment, the wooden shack, unpainted wooden tables and chairs, and a The steaming coarse porcelain bowl, and then looked down at myself, the coarse cloth black clothes, and the kiln-fired clay kang.

He pinched his own face hard, it hurt~~ Lin Yi sat on the bed in a daze, clutching his pinched red cheeks.

Is this, is this time travel?

Can she return it and start over? ?