[Journey to the West] Guanyin pits me a thousand times

During the stay in Gaolaozhuang, Tang Seng's energy and spirit obviously changed a lot. In order to restore his appearance to be handsome and unrestrained, the white dragon horse urged mana to grow new white hair, but when the hair grows, it is inevitable It's itchy, so this guy rolls around all day, and when he sees a person, he will go up to him and beg for his hair without moral integrity.

After learning the truth, Mr. Gao has been carrying the background board of the autumn wind sweeping the fallen leaves and the dark clouds above his head all day long, feeling depressed, but recently I heard that he started to get close to a slender boy named Xiaojin. His temper has the shadow of a great sage, perhaps because Mr. Gao plucked up the courage to say to the monkey-faced Monkey King that day, "I don't dislike you, I still like you." The choice that leads to being unable to do that... (Things seem to be developing in a strange direction...)

Cuilan has recently been cultivating the foundation of her relationship with Xiao Hei, and her body is getting better day by day. The two of them are inseparable when they stay together all day long. When Xiao Hei talks about Cui Lan, his face is full of bubbling happiness. And Zhu Bajie also successfully tore the No.18 veil.

After hearing that Master Gao planned to hold a special banquet for Xiao Hei, Jin Chi and Xiao Lingzi tore down the last Guanyin statue in the courtyard and gave it to Xiao Hei, the former creditor, as a congratulatory gift. People congratulated Xiao Hei for being a beauty, and at the same time sighed to me how happy life is without Xiao Hei. They plan to move the Guanyin Temple to Wulong Town, concentrate on studying Buddhism and Taoism, and develop incense cause.Although I don't understand it, it sounds very connotative.

It’s strange that the old man took soy sauce, took the money, and left. Before he left, he said to me, “It’s fate to meet, little girl, we will see each other again.”

I said that if it is true, next time you see me, bring some new flavor of melon seeds, I am tired of eating melon seeds.

Avalokitesvara came on the second day after Zhu Bajie became a teacher. After mocking Sun Wukong for a few words, he took out a golden headband from his sleeve and told Tang Monk that if the apprentice was disobedient, he could take away the magic spell and keep it clean. Submissive.

I couldn't help but want to get into Guanyin's sleeve to see if there is still a stack of magic spells in it. The magic spells are flying all over the sky. Ganqing Guanyin is still a wholesaler of magic spells.

We left after participating in Xiao Hei's "Husband Recruiting Ceremony". When we left, Mr. Gao said to Monkey King affectionately, "If I have a next life, I will be born as a daughter to chase you."

Master Gao thumped the table, "You bastard! How can Sun Dasheng like you! Go back and pass on the family line!"

Me: "..." Could it be that Mr. Gao's stuff hasn't been abolished by the Great Sage?

After hearing these words, Monkey King didn't act angrily. After all, it would be unkind to mutilate other people's sons before leaving, so Monkey King ignored him lightly.

Mr. Gao bid farewell to us with tears in his eyes.

Since Zhu Bajie joined the Buddhist scriptures team, he picked the burden, led the horse, and transformed the fate. Generally speaking, Tang Seng was quite satisfied with Bajie's performance, so he withdrew his hand that wanted to put a curse on Zhu Bajie.The only downside is that I eat a lot more.

All the way to the west, it was obviously a snowy winter, but the snow under my feet melted quickly, revealing the yellow and cold sand, which creaked when walking on it.

Orion who lived in Huangfengling didn't care much and said that the weather here has always been so weird, and the sight of the snow melting is nothing unusual. There are rumors that there are monsters, but he has lived here for more than ten years. See, the rumors are just rumors.

A hunter appeared in this uninhabited place, and he didn't react much when he saw Monkey King and Zhu Bajie. It was really abnormal. I told Monkey King, and I secretly raised my vigilance.

Orion was chatting with Tang Seng in front, and there was smoke rising not far away. Zhu Bajie wiped his saliva and urged us to leave quickly.

I patted the snow on my body, Orion's house was very warm, and the porridge was boiling in the pot, emitting bursts of tempting aroma, Zhu Bajie couldn't move his eyes away.

Tang Seng was still a bit more reserved, and looked away after one glance, but then his stomach let out a growl.

Tang Seng blushed from embarrassment, and Orion shared the porridge with an honest and honest smile. Without saying a word, Zhu Bajie picked up the bowl and started pouring it into his mouth, eating porridge all over his face...

Tang Seng moved towards me calmly, his gentle way of drinking porridge was in stark contrast to Zhu Bajie.

Monkey King and I drank a few symbolic sips, and after a while, Tang Seng and Zhu Bajie fell down.

I hesitated for a moment, and seeing Sun Wukong tilting his head and pretending to faint, he passed out leisurely.

As soon as the four of them fell down, a woman's silver bell-like laughter rang in their ears.

"Hahahaha! What a useless Great Sage Equaling Heaven, Sun Wukong! Wasn't he brought down by someone as beautiful and wise as my old lady! The people in the heaven are too useless! Even such a stinky monkey can't beat him! Hahahaha , I am so capable, this useless grandson can call himself the Monkey King, I will use "Defying the Yellow Wind" when I venture into the rivers and lakes in the future! I heard that if you eat the meat of Tang Monk, you can live forever, this Tang Monk is really The ones with thin skin and tender meat should be braised in soy sauce or steamed? These ugly ones should be salted and air-dried and eaten after Chinese New Year. This chick is very juicy. If you don't want to eat it, you can become a slave girl..." The cold fingertips touched the cheeks, along the ears to the chin, and goose bumps arose.

Fuck, this guy is trying to moleste me, isn't he!There are also female slaves and so on, which are very heavy-tasting!

She groped around as if she was inspecting goods, from her hair to her chin, from her chin to her waist, and sighed as she did so, "The skin is nice, the waist is soft, what's missing is a good skin..." When that paw was shameless When she touched her chest, she also commented "It's just that the chest is a little small..." Fuck it! ... Fuck, I can't stand this nymphomaniac anymore!I suddenly raised my head and shouted, "You have big breasts! Your whole family has big breasts!"

She froze for a moment, as if she was wondering why I didn't fall down, then she smiled, puffed out her chest, and said, "Well, my mother's breasts are quite big."

She is not narcissistic, but really has a beautiful body, with big breasts and hips, wearing cool clothes to outline her good figure, and there seems to be a flowing color in her eyebrows and eyes, which can be seen with just one glance Hooking people's souls away, if you take a whip, you will be like a real queen.

Anyway, it was all exposed, so I simply shook Sun Wukong awake, "Great Sage! Wake up! Stop pretending!"

Monkey King: "..." Huh?Why no response?

"Don't be stupid, even if he only took one bite, he still can't escape my old lady's delusion, but you, why are you okay?" The little queen looked at me with her arms folded, as if she had discovered some rare species, "It's so interesting , I want to tame you into my slave girl..." As he said that, he was about to come up and grab my sleeve.

Maybe I also have the attribute of being invulnerable to all poisons?I shook my body, is this a lily?It seems to be very perverted!If it really falls into her hands, I don't know what will happen.Suddenly I remembered the tight bracelet that Guanyin gave me, which can boost my cultivation, so I pulled up my sleeves, and was about to use this bracelet, but suddenly thought: How can this thing be used! !

Summon the dragon? !Mani mani coax? !Open Sesame? !Fuck!Guanyin, you tricked me again! !