[Journey to the West] Guanyin pits me a thousand times

I have always felt that whether you are a human or a monster, you must have integrity.

Looking at Zhu Bajie who was captured alive by Monkey King in front of him, it is obvious that this guy has no morals when he enters the boudoir at night, intending to take advantage of the young girl.

I turned my head away, unable to bear to look directly at his miserable appearance.

Time went back to yesterday morning.

The owner of Gaolaozhuang came back with a nagging old man. It is said that he invited a wandering expert from a neighboring town not far away to drive away demons in Gaolaozhuang.

Master Gao told us with a bitter face that her daughter’s life is not good. She lost her mother since she was a child, and her health is not good. She finally grew up to 16 years old, but was entangled by the black wind monster. She has not married until now. Going out, the black wind monster is fine, anyway, they will not marry by force, but recently a pig demon with a big mouth and long ears also entangled Cuilan, and even threatened to ask Cuilan to be his wife, if Cuilan refused, he would force her marry.

This monster would go to harass Cuilan every two or three days. Cuilan was not in good health and was worried all day long, her face turned quite pale.

But no amount of people could stand up to that monster's attack, so the owner of Gaozhuang had no choice but to pin his hopes on the expert he had invited this time.

Zhuangzhu Gao spoke so miserably that he almost said "My poor daughter!".

As a monkey with a sense of justice, Brother Hou stepped forward decisively and transformed himself under the suspicious eyes of Mr. Gao to prove his ability.

Mr. Gao clapped the table to applaud, and shouted, "As expected of the woman I like!" Then he was almost paralyzed.

Not to be outdone, the nagging strange old man took out a bunch of magical instruments and talismans, muttering words in his mouth, and finally blew up the lobby of Gao Laozhuang.

Although the loss was heavy, Master Gao was still very happy. In his opinion, these two strangers were his daughter's life-saving straw.

The moon is dark and the wind is high, the dark clouds cover the sun, and there seems to be a gust of wind.

Wukong's solution was to change into Gao Cuilan's appearance to get close to the pig demon, and the old man waited outside the courtyard for the monster to come out and deal with the pig demon with him.

Cuilan is a beauty, gentle and weak, she is the best candidate for a good wife and mother, she seems a little uneasy, and looks at the room frequently.

After Sun Wukong entered Cuilan's boudoir, the strange old man and I set up a table outside the courtyard and kowtowed melon seeds to watch the moon.

Tang Seng came over blushing, and said that he would read the scriptures of super crossing to the pig demon later.

So I yelled at Sun Wukong, don't kill him!After all, he is a Buddhist, so he is not good at killing.

The pig demon arrived on the black cloud very punctually, accompanied by the sound effect of the appearance, the wind was gusts, and the figure carrying the rake was burly and flamboyant, and flamboyant and wretched.

The pig demon sneaked into the boudoir, and after a while, I heard the pig cry out, "Cuilan! My Cuilan!...Aww, how did the mud turn into a purple sauce..." The pig's lisp was slurred in the following words Clear and turned into a strange pronunciation.

Then there was a chaotic fight.

"Who are you guys?!" He asked in panic.

"Sun Wukong, Monkey King!" Sun Wukong announced his name.

"Black Wind Monster in Wulong Town!" Ah, why did Xiao Hei mess in here?

"How dare you moles my woman, you want to die!" Xiao Hei's childish voice was full of domineering, and then the roof of Cuilan's boudoir was lifted...it was lifted...it seemed that Xiao Hei was very angry.

Three non-human monsters rushed out of the house, beating the sky and the sky.

The strange old man was not to be outdone, and the talismans began to fly around again. The power after burning... Please refer to the floor that was blown out of a hole and the roast suckling pig whose body was burnt black and smelled fragrant.

"Muds, you are such a wonderful tiger! Three strikes one, don't flatten!!" The roast suckling pig burst into tears, didn't he just want to marry a wife?Is he wrong?Is there something wrong?Can't pigs pursue true love?

The pig that pursued true love was finally tied up and dried all night, and was dragged into the lobby by several servants on the second day. There was Mr. Gao on the top and Sun Wukong on the bottom. Zheng Qingqing, my little Hei Cuilan, the relationship between the two developed very quickly after they officially met, and they hit it off in one night.The old man Tang Seng and I were making soy sauce and knocking melon seeds.

Master Gao had a sullen face, he was very resentful towards this pig demon who harassed his daughter, even calling his servant to beat him forty times was not enough to vent his hatred.

The screams of the pig demon resounded through the sky, and it was very rhythmic to match the sound of the board falling.

Cuilan looked away, Xu Shi couldn't bear to see the miserable situation of the pig demon.

With a handsome face, Xiao Hei coaxed Cuilan tenderly, but unfortunately his arms were not long enough to wrap his arms around the beauty's waist.

Mr. Gao was holding a piece of pastry and trying to feed it to Monkey King who looks exactly like me, and then he heard a "click", Mr. Gao's wrist was disabled...

The strange old man was showing off his talisman to Tang Seng at the side. The fire talisman was thrown into the pile of melon seeds on the table, and with a bang, the pile of melon seeds scattered like flowers from the goddess and fell to the surroundings. If he loses his job in the future, frying melon seeds would be a good way out.

The pig demon was dizzy from being beaten by the wooden board, and then simply passed out.

Master Gao snorted when he saw this, then turned his head and said to Xiao Hei, "I had previously said that whoever can defeat the pig demon can marry my daughter, young man, are you willing to marry Cuilan?" ?”

Master Gao, you really dare to harm the seedlings... I looked at Xiao Hei and Xiao Zheng, and twitched the corners of my mouth.

"But Xiao Hei is still too young..." Cuilan lowered her head, her ears turning red.

Before Xiao Hei could speak, the owner of the Gao Village waved his sleeves boldly, "So what! I, Gao Laozhuang, can't afford a child-raising husband!"

Xiao Zhengtai immediately climbed up, "I will marry Cuilan when I grow up!"

... so shameless.

"Okay!" Master Gao made a final decision, and glanced at the swine demon who had fainted on the ground, "Send this swine demon to the kitchen to be slaughtered!" After speaking, he took Cuilan Xiaohei and left.

The strange old man chased him out, "Master Gao! You haven't paid me the bill yet!"

"Don't!" The pig demon woke up immediately, kicked a servant who was trying to drag him away, looked hopefully at the Tang monk who was knocking melon seeds in the corner, and called affectionately, "It's wet! Ni Kesu from the east A holy monk who came from Tang Dynasty to go to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures? Nest is Zhu Wuneng sent by Guanyin Liangliang to escort Ni to learn Buddhist scriptures!"

This guy didn't say that he was Tang Seng's apprentice before, but now he opened his mouth. Obviously, he didn't plan to follow Tang Seng to learn scriptures before, and wanted to continue to live his happy life.

Tang Seng glanced at Zhu Wuneng and commented: "Uh, so ugly."

Sun Wukong flashed his golden cudgel to Zhu Wuneng, "Where did you get it? My grandson alone is enough to protect Master and Xiaomao!"

Mr. Gao supported his half-disabled hand, and shouted unyieldingly, "My lady is mighty!" Xing Xing stared at Monkey King.

Zhu Wuneng's strong body trembled, and sighed, "My old pig was not so ugly at the beginning. Wo was originally the marshal of the canopy in the sky. I think how heroic and extraordinary Wo was back then! He was accused of molesting Chang'e. She violated women's rights and was demoted to the mortal world by mistake!"

I spit out a melon seed and knocked it, thinking to myself, I will not change my nature.

Sun Wukong crossed his arms and sneered, "You are Marshal Tianpeng? My old grandson is the Monkey King who caused a disturbance in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago!"

"Stop making trouble, girl, why didn't you inquire before pretending to be the Monkey King, that shit and dead monkey has already been crushed by Tathagata under Five Fingers Mountain!"

Sun Wukong changed back to his own hairy monkey face, squatted in front of Zhu Wuneng, and hit the pig's head with a golden cudgel, with a half-smile, "Oh? My old grandson is a dead monkey?"

Zhu Wuneng was frightened, and then howled again, "Great Sage! Those words just now were just said in a moment of confusion, you adults don't count the faults of villains..."

Mr. Gao's starry eyes followed Sun Wukong, "The little beauty's shape is not bad!"

Tang Seng gave him a strange look, "Hey, don't you know that this is Wukong's real body? It's still comfortable to look at like this, otherwise it will always make the poor monk blush..."

Mr. Gao: "What?! The little beauty is... a fake, but he was actually a monkey?!"

Tang Seng nodded.

The blow of the little beauty turning into a monkey in a second was too heavy for Mr. Gao, and the figure of him leaving while holding on to the door frame suddenly became gloomy.

"Come here! It's not good! Young master vomited blood!"

"..."

Monkey King expressed contempt, "It's useless." I don't know if he is talking about Zhu Bajie or Mr. Gao.

"This is Zhu Wuneng, right? Since it was sent by Goddess Guanyin, you will be my apprentice from now on. Well, your Dharma name will be called Bajie from now on..." Although Tang Seng was a bit clean, he Still patted Zhu Bajie on the shoulder, and then couldn't help sighing, "Oh, why are you so ugly."

Zhu Bajie's internal injuries...

Me: "..." Actually, holy monk, you are a face controler, a cliff, right?