[Journey to the West] Guanyin pits me a thousand times

According to Xiao Hei, the girl was weak and sick since she was a child, and even more so when she grew up. She was almost dying a few days ago, and now she is relying on his demon power to maintain her life. Because he lost too much demon power, he can no longer maintain the appearance of an adult. , and became the little Zhengtai he is today.

This is really a sadomasochism, but these are not important, the important thing is that the girl Xiao Hei likes is called Gao Cuilan...

Obviously I remember that Gao Cuilan is Zhu Bajie's CP, why would the black wind monster fall in love with her?Or a love triangle? ...

I was thinking about these questions in my head, but I couldn't think of a reason, Xiao Hei cried and asked me, "Sister! Can you let me go to the latrine?"

I waved, go, go, it will be bad if you get sick.

Sun Wukong got out of the hole and brought out a bunch of shiny things, such as shards of glass, sapphires and rubies, just how they shone.

"Xiao Mao, what about the kid?" Sun Wukong spread a pile of things on the grass, holding a brocade cassock in his arms.

"He's gone to the hut at the bottom of the mountain, and he probably won't come out for a while." I knelt down and picked up a ruby ​​to play with. Although this thing is useless here, women are naturally not resistant to such flashy things.

Sun Wukong gave me the beautiful cassock and asked me to take it back and return it to Tang Seng. He also wanted to go to the hut to capture the black wind monster and hand it over to the master. Seeing that I was interested in rubies, he asked me to take them casually before he left.

I picked up a few pure colors and went back to Guanyin Temple.

Because the front yard of Guanyinyuan was burned, when I went back, I saw a group of people roasting sweet potatoes in the backyard. Seeing Xiao Lingzi wearing a thick coat, I remembered that it is already late autumn. After all, we are here All three of them are cultivated and don't feel cold when they are next to them. Seeing Tang Seng shivering in front of the fire, I thought it's time to add more clothes to Tang Seng, in case the wind and cold are bad.

No matter what he said, when he got up to bid farewell to Guanyin Temple the next day, Tang Seng sneezed with a pale face.

Yesterday, Tang Seng let go of the black wind monster, and only told him not to be mischievous in the future. When I was teaching Xiao Hei the "Chasing Nuzhenjing", Tang Seng drove away Monkey King who had been squatting outside the hut for an hour and was full of stink. I went to take a bath, and I went to take a bath as well, but Sun Wukong had rough skin and thick flesh, and there was nothing to do after washing, but Tang Seng's delicate body was incomparable, and he immediately became cold in a blink of an eye.

In Tang Seng's disgusted eyes, the white horse ran to the weak Tang Seng with tears in his eyes. Whether he was going to buy medicine or go to Gao Laozhuang to start the plot, he had to pass through Wulong Town ahead, so the group set off for Wulong Town.

It was almost dusk when we arrived at Wulong Town. Although the population of this town is not large, it can be regarded as complete.

Sun Wukong's hairy monkey face frightened many people. Tang Seng was in a bad mood at this time, so he didn't bother to say his line every time he saw human beings, in order not to cause trouble to them , I suggest that Sun Wukong can transform into a human form to cover up, which will be much more convenient.

Sun Wukong thought for a while, and transformed himself into a beautiful green skirt girl. Because the street was deserted, fortunately no one saw this scene.No matter how I looked at this girl, I looked familiar, and finally I suddenly remembered, what the hell is this me?

This feeling of facing oneself is too weird, especially Monkey King, who is wearing his own appearance, is quite restless.

For example, a young man with a folding fan came up to accost Monkey King, and Monkey King bared his teeth at him and made an indecent sound.

The young man was so frightened that he threw away his fan, so I had no choice but to go forward and explain, "Uh, my lord, my sister's brain is a little tricky, you understand." I lowered my voice and pointed to my forehead.

The young man recovered from the fright, and then he laughed, "Have a personality! I like it!... Hey, little beauty, don't go!" As he said that, he was going to grab the corner of Sun Wukong's clothes.

Sun Wukong was very impatient with him, and kicked the young man's lifeblood. The young man cried out in pain and rolled on the spot.

After we walked not far away, we could still vaguely hear the voice of the young man squeezing through his teeth.

"Savage enough... Grandpa likes it!... Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooload

"Master Gao! What's wrong with you, Mr. Gao?!"

Me: "..." This guy must not be a normal person.

Seeing that the night was coming, I looked at Tang Seng's crooked appearance. I didn't have a place to live tonight, so I asked someone where Gao Laozhuang was, and said to Tang Seng, "Holy Monk, I heard that Gao The owner of the old village is dedicated to the Buddha, so let's go to Gaolaozhuang tonight to stay for a night."

Tang Seng nodded weakly, Sun Wukong was a little worried about Tang Seng's condition, and planned to buy medicine for Tang Seng first, but Monkey King didn't have a single coin on him, and the pharmacy owner looked sideways at people, "If you don't have money, don't get in the way Hurry up!..." As soon as the words were finished, Monkey King smashed the beam of the pharmacy with a punch, and the expression of the pharmacy owner suddenly became terrified.

Finally, Sun Wukong walked out of the pharmacy holding two big medicines for treating wind and cold. Behind him, the owner of the pharmacy nodded and bowed. He was relieved to see Sun Wukong go away, oh my god, this woman is so barbaric!He had to go back and prescribe a tranquilizer.

Gao Laozhuang was built on a higher terrain, so dozens of steps were built under the door. When Tang Seng arrived at the door panting, he was almost sweating.I knocked on the hidden door, and soon the door opened, and the doorkeeper poked his head out. Tang Seng twisted the beads and said his line every time he saw a human being, "Alms, poor monk is The monks who came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty went to the Western Paradise to learn Buddhist scriptures. The journey is long and long. Could you let the three of us stay for one night? Amitabha, you are so kind.”

The gatekeeper boy also clasped his hands together and bowed, "Our owner is the most hospitable, and besides, the master is a member of the Buddhist family, please come in, please come in."

As soon as Xiao Tong finished speaking, there was a burst of anxious shouting from behind, "Come quickly! Young Master is injured!"

When I heard the sound, I turned my head and saw that several servants were carrying a young man up exhaustedly. It was more accurate to say that he was dragged rather than lifted, but the young man looked familiar... I squinted my eyes, and it turned out that it was the young man who struck up a conversation with Sun Wukong before, but was injured by Sun Wukong... I glanced at Sun Wukong, obviously he recognized it, but his face did not change at all, the Great Sage was really calm.

At this moment, the young man struggled to open his eyes and yelled at the servants, "How did you lift me up?! My head almost fell off the ground!" He tilted his head and looked in the direction of Monkey King. Raising a smirk, "Hey! Little beauty! We are so destined!"

Sun Wukong was obviously not satisfied with this title at all, snorted, and said coolly, "Do you want my old grandson to destroy you?"

This guy actually started to twitch, "If the little beauty is willing, we will fight for another [-] rounds after I recover from my injury..."

I said again: "..." It's really unscientific that this guy can recover so quickly!

Young Master Gao ordered the gatekeeper boy to say, "This is our distinguished guest from Gao Lao Village, don't neglect him!" He was carried in by the servants who came out.

So we became honored guests of Gao Lao Zhuang. Originally, Tang Seng planned to visit the owner of Gao Zhuang, but he was told that the owner of Gao Zhuang was not in the village now, so he gave up.Nowadays, the rooms where the vegetarians live in are all the best. Tang Seng couldn't help sighing, "This is all thanks to Wukong!"

Wukong's face darkened.