[Journey to the West] Guanyin pits me a thousand times

After we had breakfast (because the kitchen was burned, Xiao Lingzi kindly provided roasted sweet potatoes) and rested for a while, Brother Hou came back with a bad complexion.

According to Monkey Brother, the magic power of the black wind monster is too high, he can only fight the black wind monster to a tie, and can't get back the cassock.

Xiao Lingzi's expression said "That's right, forget it anyway, I don't have any hope for you anyway", Sun Wukong snorted twice, then he shrank his head and hid away to eat sweet potatoes.

I wondered, that majestic Monkey King back then couldn't even beat a little monster?

Monkey King scratched his head, saying that his mana was gradually weakened when he was crushed under Wuzhi Mountain, otherwise he would be able to kill the Black Wind Monster with one stick.

So I suggested, go to Guanyin.

Well, anyway, I remember that in Journey to the West, Sun Wukong had to go to Guanyin whenever he encountered a monster he couldn't beat. This has become a rule...

Sun Wukong said that he didn't want to go to Guanyin. He used his toes to figure out that Guanyin must look complacent if he asked her.

I can understand, after all, they have had grievances, so I embarked on a journey to the South China Sea to find Guanyin.

Although I learned to soar a cloud hundreds of years ago under the guidance of the Great Sage, this cloud is thin and flies slowly.After I showed my difficulty to Sun Wukong, Sun Wukong very generously lent me his somersault cloud.

I heard that this somersaulting cloud can travel hundreds of thousands of miles, so I tried to turn it... I turned it over, but I didn't know where it turned, so I had to catch a boy driving a crane to ask for directions.

Boy Jiahe looked at the cloud under my feet in amazement, and asked in a soft voice, "This cloud of yours is so powerful, you can climb so far, I have never heard of it!"

"Oh, it's called somersault cloud, and it can turn over a thousand miles." I said to him while flying.

"Hey! I know this, somersaulting cloud is the thing under Monkey King's feet!" The boy driving the crane rolled his eyes, "Could it be that you are the legendary Monkey King Monkey King?!" He looked like he hadn't expected it, "So The Monkey King is a woman! Your body is also quite beautiful, Great Sage!"

Although I am very happy when someone praises me for being beautiful, how dare I pretend to be Monkey King? "I'm not, you're mistaken!"

"Stop pretending! You must be!"

I was too lazy to argue, and I was drifting away on the cloud, and the voice of the boy driving the crane was heard far behind, "You must be Monkey King! I know it!!" You know a wool...

Let’s not mention the topics such as “Monkey King’s real body is a girl!” Floating to the South China Sea, let the two blue birds guarding the gate go in to report that Guanyin has a visitor. Maybe the two blue birds did not say who was coming, so when I went in, I saw Guanyin with disheveled clothes and long hair, and a lazy expression.

"Eh? Why are you?" Guanyin raised his eyebrows in surprise.

Of course it's me, otherwise do you think it's your lover?I complained silently, what kind of trouble did I put on such an ecstasy posture.

At this time, she was leaning on the couch, her long hair was casually scattered behind her, her facial features were soft and beautiful, and her beautiful figure was covered by a white robe. I don't know if it was my illusion, but there was even a hint of charm in her expression, It's not like the holy and dignified in the eyes of everyone.

Although this looks like a picturesque beauty, I always feel that something is weird.

oh!By the way, Guanyin has a flat chest! !

I gently moved my gaze away from her chest, it's so pitiful, it's like this, no wonder I always feel that her mind is a bit dark...

"What are you looking at?"

"I didn't see anything..." I changed the subject, told her about the problems Sun Wukong encountered, and then asked her how to solve them.

"Tsk tsk, isn't Sun Wukong so useless that he can't even beat a mob." Guanyin said with an expression of "As expected, I know you will come to ask me~", "In this case, I will begrudgingly Help that poor monkey."

... I finally know why the Great Sage doesn't like Guanyin at all. It's definitely not that the Great Sage is biased, but that this guy really deserves a beating, okay? ==

Avalokitesvara gave me a elixir, saying that I just need to let the black wind monster eat it. Before I left, I remembered that Sun Wukong had pried three hairs from Avalokitesvara before. In comparison, my bracelet is simply weak, okay?

So I firmly said to Guanyin, I need something that can save my life at any time.

Avalokitesvara said, don't you have a tight bracelet?

I said what if the thing just doesn't work when I'm about to die?Don't be afraid of ten thousand, just in case.

Avalokitesvara had no choice but to pull out a multicolored feather for me from somewhere, and said that in an emergency, he would inject demon power into it, and burn all the demon spirits within a ten-meter radius. Said that this feather can also transmit sound to her, and if she is not busy, it will answer her.

Although this product is not as good as Monkey King's three vellus hairs, it is better than nothing. After all, he is the protagonist. I happily went back on somersaulting clouds.

Sun Wukong looked at the golden elixir and made a plan, so he transformed himself into an ordinary little demon, then plucked out a few hairs, and turned into a bunch of little demons. I really wanted to watch the fun, so I followed Sun Wukong is gone.

The Black Wind Cave was built on a hill not far away, and the dark hole fits the reputation of the Black Wind Monster. Monkey King led a group of little monsters and shouted in front of the Black Wind Cave, "Black King! Black King!"

"Who! Did you let me sleep in broad daylight?!" A impatient voice came from the entrance of the cave, and then I saw a... child walking out of the cave? !

The child was about nine or ten years old. He was quite beautiful, with big eyes blinking and blinking. He was wearing a black robe. He glanced at the little demon standing at the entrance of the cave and asked, "Who is here?"

Fuck, Heifeng blames you for being a gentleman = mouth = is it really good to be cute like this...

Sun Wukong smiled at the black wind monster, and said, "Our king has just moved to this Wulong town. He heard that this mountain is under the jurisdiction of the black king, so he came here specially to pay his respects, hehe." Said Then he presented the pill.

I said aloud, "I heard that this elixir can increase one's cultivation by 500 years, black king please accept it."

I don't know if it was because he was too confident in his own strength or because he didn't have the heart to guard against it, but the black wind monster took the pill without looking at it and ate it.

"Who is the king of your family? It would be disingenuous if no one came to visit! Can this pill really increase the practice by 500 years?... Ugh! Stomach hurts!..." The black wind monster immediately started to howl while clutching his stomach .

Sun Wukong told me to "treat" the black wind monster well, and took this opportunity to go into the cave to get the cassock.

Hei Feng blamed Xiaozheng too angrily and shouted, "You dare to rob my king!!" As he said that, he was about to pick up his weapon and rush forward, but at this moment, he suddenly heard a loud "poof" fart sound.

I:"……"

Xiaozheng was ashamed and angry, and yelled, "What kind of medicine did you give this king?!"

According to Guanyin's cheating personality, I guess, maybe it should be... a laxative that makes mana disappear.

I put a layer of restrictions on the outside, and now the young lady who has no magic power is like a bird in a cage, and she can't leave this ten-meter radius at all.

Because of my raging gossip, I want to know why Xiao Zhengtai snatched the cassock, and he doesn't look like a person who is dedicated to Buddha... Just as the questioning started, Xiao Zhengtai cried in a series of indecent words Confessed everything to me in a fart.

It turned out that the black wind monster was originally a little lamp spirit in the Guanyin Temple. He was enshrined innately and had great mana. When he was not in human form, he saw many treasures in Jin Chi's hands. Later, he became a human form. A girl as beautiful as a flower fell in love at first sight. At that time, he fell in love for the first time. He didn't know how to pursue the girl, so he had to give the girl all the treasures he had seen to please her. Before that, he secretly took other people's treasures. Knowing that his magic power is profound, he simply settled on this mountain, and gave himself a majestic name, Black Wind Monster!Then he coerced Jinchi to hand over his treasures one by one, and secretly sent them to other girls' rooms at night, so some strange things always appeared in a certain girl's room=口=.This is also the reason why Elder Jinchi was oppressed by the black wind monster... In short, this incident tells everyone that the wealth is not exposed!

Hei Feng blamed all his heart on being kind to the girl, but troubles also followed. Because of the girl's beauty, the proposers came one after another, and Xiao Hei also bit through the veils one after another. Finally, one day he couldn't stand his woman being coveted by countless men, so he appeared in Wulong Town under the name of Black Wind Monster, and warned everyone that whoever dared to marry that girl would be killed by him!

From then on, the girl's family was neglected, and because of the name of the black wind monster, the girl has not been married until now...

And when he went to the Guanyin Temple the night before, Xiao Hei happened to see the gleaming cassock in Jin Chi's hand... Well, Xiao Hei has a weird obsession with shiny things.Because Sun Wukong looked very powerful, Xiao Hei stomped his feet and didn't do anything, and set fire to the backyard, but he didn't set the fire very well, so Sun Wukong led him to the front yard instead.

Xiao Hei was a little aggrieved when he said that, yesterday when he was fighting with Monkey King, Monkey King hit him on the head with a stick, causing a big bump on his head!

I was more concerned about the story between him and that girl, and asked him, when will you marry that girl back home?

Xiao Hei's expression suddenly darkened.