[Journey to the West] Guanyin pits me a thousand times

Undoubtedly, our Buddhist scriptures group was caught by a small yellow wind monster, a grass, a monkey, a pig, a horse, a man, and a few more can hold a "biological exhibition".

Because Queen Huang put a restraint on me that made my hands and feet stiff and unable to move, Queen Huang carried me all the way here, but the treatment of Tang Seng and the others was not so good, they were dragged here by her... =口=.

The Yellow Wind Monster brought us into a big cave. As soon as we entered the cave, we saw several beautiful and weak women calling "My King! You are back!" My conspicuous obstacle.

"My lord! Who is she!" Beauty A looked me up and down.

"The king's new favorite? She's not as pretty as me!" Beauty B curled her lips.

"Tsk tsk, this skin, this waist is very soft, can you give it to me to play with after enjoying it?" Beauty C said and pinched my waist, making me tremble.

"Not yet, today she belongs to my old lady." Queen Huang hugged me even tighter, because I couldn't move, my face was pressed against her chest, and the rough waves almost suffocated me to death...I "uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" It took me a while to pull it out.Fuck!What are you doing with such big breasts!Fuck, do you still have to be moral!

This product is really a lily!Still a big boobs! (Hey) QAQ Am I going to fall into the clutches of evil?

I tried my best to relieve the stiff arm, and I can do some small movements. I have that feather in my arms, and I still haven’t taken it out after hesitating for a long time. Forget it, let’s wait until the moment of life and death to make a decision. Well, it would be uneconomical to use it just once.

It seems that I made a wise decision to ask for this feather at that time, otherwise I would have no means of self-protection.

The Yellow Queen's cave is very gorgeous, the night pearls emit light one by one, a big bed enough for many people to roll around is placed in the middle, there are layers of veils, and fresh fruits are placed on the stone table, not to mention the bed under your feet. The tiger skin and leopard skin of the cave, this is the carpet that was bought by killing so many innocent lives... What's more conspicuous is that there are a few little monsters hanging upside down in the cave, which reminds me of what she said before, "When it is dried, put salt on it. Eat again", so pornographic and violent TUT...

Looking at the Monkey King who was tied up by the Yellow Queen and hung upside down on the cave, I burst into tears in my heart, great sage!Cheer up!Aren't you the protagonist? How could you be brought down so easily by the Yellow Wind Monster? !

I don't believe in the plot anymore...

Tang Seng and Zhu Bajie fell asleep on the belly of the white horse, and now I am the only one awake, and I have been restrained, no matter what, I can't escape...Moreover, and the big-breasted monster Lily Already started to take off my clothes! !

"Wait!" I called out to her.

"What? Want to serve my old lady personally?" The big-breasted monster Lily raised his eyebrows, but his subordinates kept moving.

"If you continue, I will call someone!"

"Call it, cry it out, no one will come to save you if you yell out your throat." Lily's big-breasted monster "smiled evilly", and his men kept moving.

Hello!What's going on with this little romantic sense of sight!

I took out the feather tremblingly with all my strength, and shouted at it, "Guanyin, come quickly, we were kidnapped by the yellow wind monster, the great sage was fascinated by the yellow wind monster, and the Tang monk was about to be eaten by the yellow wind monster." The Yellow Wind Monster is still tearing my clothes off! My virginity is almost gone! Come and save us!"

The lily big-breasted monster ignored my shouting, and tore off one of my sleeves with force, watching that claw was about to touch my chest...

No matter, everything in front of chastity is just a floating cloud!I gritted my teeth and made up my mind, and then there was an explosion of "Boom!" in the whole cave.

Lily with big breasts and all the beauties were stunned!The image of the hair blown completely insane looks very dull.

Then I was pleasantly surprised to find that this massive explosion unexpectedly blew away the restriction placed on me by the big-breasted monster Lily. Out of the Yellow Wind Cave at a fast speed.

Great Sage Tang Seng Bajie Bailongma I am not going to abandon you!I'll send rescuers to rescue you right away!Avalokitesvara, where are you!I have never looked forward to your appearance like now, if you don't answer, I will wait to collect Tang Seng's body!

I stepped on the auspicious clouds and flew towards the South China Sea. I yelled a few words at Feather but there was no response. Could it be Guanyin playing tricks on me? Can she really hear it?

No matter what, let's find Guanyin first...

When I flew on that thin cloud for a day and a night and finally arrived at the South China Sea, the two bluebirds guarding the South China Sea seemed to be dozing off. They woke up immediately after seeing me rushing in, and hurried over to stop me, "Come on!" Who dares to trespass in the South China Sea!"

"I'm Bai Xiaoci!"

"Nonsense! You have a hideous face and dare to lie to me!"

It was only then that I realized that when the big explosion happened earlier, the whole body was probably covered with a layer of natural black, and the hair became a mess. In addition, the road was full of dust and dust, and now this image may not be able to be seen directly.

I quickly performed a cleaning technique on myself, and at least I could see my face clearly, "I can go in now!"

"No! Empress Guanyin is taking a bath in Linli Pond, you can wait here." Blue Bird raised her head and said to me.

I immediately became angry, labor and management worked hard all day and night, almost lost their virginity, Tang Seng and the others were still alive and dead, what if they were stewed by the yellow wind monster? !If you don't write me back, you're still taking a leisurely bath!Soak your sister!

I didn't care about the chirping of the blue bird, and flew in with anger. The more I thought about it, the more angry I was, and I kicked open the gate of Linli Pool and shouted, "Guanyin!"

In the next moment, many words got stuck in his throat.

The person in front of him was bare-chested, his fair skin couldn't be seen clearly in the steam, and his black hair was scattered behind him. When he heard the sound, he turned around, and a delicate and elegant face came into view.

It was a very beautiful man, his outline was five points similar to Guanyin, but he was more delicate and beautiful than Guanyin.

I struggled for a while, and it took me a long time to come back to my senses, "You..." The voice trembled a little.

He raised his eyebrows slightly, his voice was cold, "...Bai Xiaoci?" It seemed that he recognized me after a long time.

"Didn't you say that I was taking a shower, and you rushed in so hastily to take advantage of me?" There was a bit of banter in his ending, but the tips of his ears were blushing.

With my brain working hard, I said with difficulty, "...you are... a man?!"

Fuck!Avalokitesvara is actually a man is a man is a man is a man? !How could it be that Guanyin is a man? ! !

The image of Avalokitesvara in my mind still stays in the previous TV series, even though Avalokitesvara in this world is flat-chested, even if he is very abnormal, even... shit! !It turned out that he was a pervert who disguised himself as a woman!I see!

I suddenly felt that the whole person was not well.

"Huh? Don't you think I'm a woman?" Guanyin put on her clothes calmly, I quickly looked away, the fire in my heart was extinguished by this shocking fact, I suddenly felt uncomfortable, my cheeks burned It was hot, and the voice subconsciously lowered, "I couldn't see it before..."

"It's just a women's dress to get closer to the image of my predecessor, Guanyin." He emphasized, "It's not because of anything else!"

It turns out that Guanyin has an ex?I responded, and sneaked a glance at him, seeing that his clothes were already in order, so I stopped staring at the toes.

"Tang Seng and the others were captured by the yellow wind monster. Sun Dasheng was fascinated and did not wake up. I used that feather to escape to find you. Maybe that monster has already put Tang Seng under the pot by this time..." Look at him With a very calm look, I also relaxed my mind and said slowly.

He paused while combing his long hair, "What?! Why didn't you say it earlier?! Take me there quickly! If Tang Seng is really stewed, you don't want to become a fairy!" He ran away like a gust of wind.

Hello!I stomped my foot and hurriedly followed. I must have read it right just now, there was a red cloud floating on Guanyin's face?It seemed that Tang Seng was really anxious, his face was flushed with anxiety.

☆, (Extra [-]) The story of Cuilan and Xiaohei

15-year-old Cuilan had actually noticed the little lantern spirit staring at her long ago.

This year, she and her nanny went to the famous Guanyin Temple in the town to offer incense. After the incense was finished, she looked up and saw the lights in front of the Guanyin statue. He looked at her curiously with wide eyes.

She couldn't help but smiled at the lamp spirit, and the child blinked and then smiled silly at her.

But he didn't know that his own smile made Lantern remember his whole life.

Cuilan's eyes can see things that ordinary people cannot see, such as ghosts and spirits. When she was a child, she was frightened by those things and got seriously ill. Since then, her health has not been very good.But after getting along with some little ghosts for a long time, she is no longer so afraid of ghosts. After all, there are very few evil spirits in the town. It is a ghost derived from the old house, and it already has its own spiritual wisdom. If a thousand years pass, it may also turn into a god.

She knows these things are invisible to others, and she has never mentioned them to others. She seems to be content with keeping a secret that only she knows.

Cuilan looked at the smirking little Lantern Spirit and thought, how old will he be when I come next time?

But after all, Cuilan never came to the Guanyin Temple again. Her nanny was sick, and she lingered on the bed all day long, her face was haggard, and it was already waning days.

Cuilan lost her mother since she was a child, and the nanny took care of her like her own mother, but now that she is about to pass away, Cuilan feels an indescribable pain in her heart.

The nanny finally left. It rained heavily the night she left, and it rained heavily outside the window. Cuilan stayed in the room by herself, thinking of the nanny holding her hand before she left and saying, "It's a pity, It's a pity that I didn't get to see you get married in a beautiful way..." She cried and said to the nanny, if I get married, you will be better, then I will find someone to marry right away!I am willing to get married right away...

The nanny smiled weakly, "Silly boy, find someone who will treat you well..." She seemed to have a lot to say, but she didn't say it in the end, she just closed her eyes quietly, unable to wake up again .

Cuilan cried while thinking, but she just shed tears quietly without making a sound, and no one would know that she was crying from other directions.

At this time, suddenly from behind, there is a hug that is not generous, not solid enough, but still immature.

He hugged her waist awkwardly, and then said softly, "Don't cry." It was a childish voice.

Cuilan was stunned for a moment, but she didn't move. She could only see the small arms of the person behind her out of the corner of her eye. She seemed to be about six years old now.

"Don't cry, your nanny will be reincarnated, she will live a better life, don't be sad, don't cry, don't cry..."

He was obviously not good at comforting people, he repeated those few words over and over again, knowing that she would not hear them, but he still said them over and over again.

He thought she couldn't hear, but she did.

Cuilan suddenly laughed, and tears fell from her eyes.

How stupid, why is this person so stupid?

The embrace behind her was clearly not warm, but it warmed her heart.

Since then, there have been more strange things in her room, sometimes it is a Buddha statue, sometimes it is a scripture book, sometimes it is a cassock...

Cuilan knew that it was sent by the little lamp spirit, so she put them all away.When Cuilan returned to her room one day, there was a book on the table that obviously did not belong to her.

She saw a few big words on the cover: "Tao Te Ching", so she flipped through it casually.

This is unbelievable. After opening it, the content is actually a man and a woman lying with their necks crossed, their clothes half-undressed, and the spring is infinitely beautiful. It also has a detailed annotation-a picture of the erotic palace!

Cuilan only glanced at it quickly, then hurriedly closed it, her cheeks flushed with blush, why would this kind of book be sent by the little lamp spirit?

Cuilan held the false Tao Te Ching and didn't know what to do, let her throw it away, what should someone else do if they picked it up?Let her burn it, after all, it was sent by the little lamp spirit... In the end, Cuilan hid the pornographic book at the bottom of the bookcase.

Cuilan is about to turn sixteen, and her father said that she will find a future husband for her when the spring begins, but Cuilan doesn't say anything, and her father just thinks that she is shy, and after the spring begins, he brings rolls of picture scrolls for her to choose. He's the best boy in town.

Cuilan picked from left to right, but she didn't pick anyone she was satisfied with. Her father saw that she was not satisfied, so he decided to let her daughter choose among the people who proposed marriage. Anyway, the daughter is still young, and the marriage is not in a hurry.

The things in the room were delivered more and more frequently, and the little Lantern Spirit had grown into a young man, handsome and elegant, and the little ghosts in the room made fun of her, saying that there was someone hiding in her room, and she was more diligent in delivering things than eating.

Cuilan blushed at first, but then the little ghosts teased her a lot, and she became calm. She could tell the little Lantern Spirit to stop sending things, but for some reason, she still didn't say anything.

Why does Lingling's heart beat so fast every time she sees Little Lantern?Cuilan couldn't figure it out, but she didn't think about things that she couldn't understand. Day by day, people who proposed marriage came to her door one by one, but Cuilan didn't like it. It's good, but it always feels like something is missing.Until one night, the little lantern spirit appeared in her room again. Cuilan closed her eyes and pretended to be asleep, and heard the little lantern spirit say softly, "I heard that many people came to Gao's house to propose marriage."

"If you agree to them... you will never be like this again."

"If only I were human, then I can marry you."

Little Lantern Spirit's voice was filled with grievance, and Cuilan's eyelashes trembled, and then she felt something warm and soft on her lips, but she just left it with a touch.

Cuilan heard her heart beating fast, she thought she finally knew why she didn't like those young masters.

Because she likes little lanterns.

The people who proposed the marriage finally stopped after the black wind monster uttered the words.

Cuilan thought, the Black Wind Monster must be the Little Lantern Spirit, the name is not very nice.

Cuilan thought, if one day the Little Lantern Spirit really appeared in front of her eyes, she would marry him.

But he cared about his identity, and he never did.

Cuilan wanted to talk to Little Lantern several times, but she held back in the end.

She felt that if the little Lantern Spirit really liked her, she would have to propose a marriage to marry her openly, and it was impossible to say something like this but do nothing.

Thinking of this, Cuilan didn't know what kind of gamble she was taking.

As winter began to cool down, Cuilan's body suddenly failed.

She felt cold all over, and her hands and feet felt stiff no matter how warm the room was.

The elder brother put aside all his business and took care of her while his father went to invite the best doctor in the town, but the doctor shook his head and said to prepare for the funeral.

A naughty old man passed by Gao Laozhuang, came in to look at Cuilan, and said that her physique attracts ghosts, and now she is possessed by evil spirits, swallowing up her life span, there is no way to do it unless an expert takes action, old man I can only get rid of ghosts, but I don't know how to get rid of them. It's useless if you beg me, life and death are life and death.

The old man left after finishing speaking, Cuilan thought in a daze, is she going to die too?Leave like mother and nanny?

She was a little bit reluctant, reluctant to part with her father and elder brother, and the little Lantern Spirit...

Cuilan suddenly remembered the night when the nanny left a long time ago, the embrace that warmed her heart even though she had no warmth, and the silly little lamp spirit, she missed them very much.

At this time, a familiar voice sighed in her ear.

"Are you leaving? . . . but I won't let you die."

Cuilan struggled to open her eyes, and saw the young Lantern Spirit sitting in front of her bed, her eyes were heavy and foggy, looking at her quietly.

Cuilan suddenly asked, "Is the moon beautiful today?"

Lantern only thought she was talking to herself, but she still answered her dumbly, "...I didn't pay attention."

She smiled and said, "It's a pity that I don't live long, and I can't wait for someone to marry me..."

He lowered his head, his voice was hoarse, "Don't die, wait until I marry you."

Cuilan opened her mouth to answer, but felt dizzy.

The lamp spirit gave Cuilan too much demonic power, and she could only maintain her six-year-old appearance, but fortunately, Cuilan managed to save her life.

I don't know if it's because of the demon power, but Cuilan's body is getting better. Although her body is still cold, she is not as unbearable as before.

Cuilan thought, she doesn't want him to show up to propose marriage, and marry him after she recovers, and walk through life and death, she doesn't think those things are so important.

At this time, a pig demon appeared, blatantly saying that he wanted to marry Cuilan, and came to harass her every now and then. Her father said that whoever can drive away the pig demon can marry Cuilan. Cuilan looked at the notice and thought , will the Little Lantern come?

Although the pig demon loves to sneak into her house, he has never done anything to her other than verbally saying that he wants to marry her. Gradually, Cuilan can talk to him a few words.

Cuilan was puzzled, why did she insist on marrying me?The other girls are fine too.

The pig demon thought for a while, "Because you are the most beautiful, and you look like someone Wo once liked."

So why don't you marry whoever you like?Cuilan asked.

But the pig demon said that she was on the moon and couldn't get married.

Cuilan smiled, but did not question his words, maybe the person he likes is really on the moon.

There lived a few monks passing by in the village, but it was a monk and a pair of sisters. I heard that the eldest brother still liked one of the women and wanted to marry that woman.

Cuilan just laughed when she heard that, no one knows about elder brother's flirtatiousness, it's not uncommon for her to want to marry this one today and that one tomorrow.

The next day, she heard that the woman could change her face and body, which was very miraculous, and offered to help her get rid of demons.

Cuilan stood in the yard of her home, looking towards the room, a little worried about that pig demon. Although she didn't like him, she didn't think about killing him.

At this time, the girl knocking melon seeds shouted into the room, don't kill.

Cuilan felt that the girl's eyes were very beautiful, but there was always a coldness in those eyes, as if a bystander was watching all this calmly, sober, indifferent, and with a clear understanding of everything.

Until the immature voice of the little lamp spirit came from the room.

"How dare you molested Lao Tzu's woman! Courting death!"

Cuilan slightly bent the corners of her mouth, she knew that he would definitely come.

Not long after, Cuilan got married to the talented Gao Xiaohei.

Cuilan's father was not surprised when he saw Xiao Hei who had grown up suddenly. He had known for a long time that his son-in-law was not an ordinary person.

The black wind monster has disappeared, and now he is Gao Xiaohei, the husband-in-law of the Gao family, and Cuilan's husband.

Cuilan's father watched his daughter get married, and smiled gratifiedly. Even if his daughter married a monster, it didn't matter, he had never seen such an infatuated monster in his life.

Well, that's right, in fact, Cuilan's strange eyes are inherited from Cuilan's father.

It is said that on the wedding night in the bridal chamber, after all the matters of getting married have been settled, the two of them will have sex shyly when they kiss.

"Wait." Cuilan propped herself up, and went to find the erotic book that had been buried in the bottom of the box for a long time, "You gave it to me back then, but it came in handy today."

The little lamp spirit is confused, what use can the Tao Te Ching be for?

But then he knew.

But the tent fell and the candles flickered.

As for the treasure that used to be the ninth generation of eminent monks in the Guanyin Temple, but was dug out by Jinchi and dedicated to the little lamp spirit, and then mistakenly gave it to Cuilan. to which corner.

(End of extra episode)