[Journey to the West] Guanyin pits me a thousand times

I waited and waited, waited and waited, waited left and right, waited up and down, and finally Tang Sanzang came.

The sun was just right, the peach blossoms were in full bloom, and the rooster was crowing full of energy. Everything was so beautiful.

And Tang Seng Ge Ge came from the depths of the peach blossoms leading a white horse, wearing cassocks, holding a tin staff, and wearing a bald head that blinded my dog's eyes in the sun, walking slowly.

"Excuse me, girl, is this Wuzhi Mountain?" His voice carried the peace of a monk.

"Yes, yes, this is the place, you did not go wrong..." I was very excited. It seemed that Guanyin had given Tang Seng a breath in advance, otherwise Tang Seng would never have known that there was a monkey called Sun Wukong to help him learn scriptures.

"Great Sage! Great Sage! Your master is here!" I led Tang Seng to Wuzhi Mountain, and my voice rose an octave instantly. "Great Sage! You can finally escape from the sea of ​​suffering and go to freedom!"

I can escape from the sea of ​​suffering and go to freedom! !I finally don't have to guard Wuzhishan and Sun Dasheng anymore!

The Great Sage, who was dozing off on the ground, woke up immediately after I yelled at him.

The Great Sage was also excited, and shouted "Master!" a few times from a distance. The voice was full of relief towards freedom.

Tang Seng Gege led the white horse and walked over. After a closer look, he probably couldn't accept Sun Dasheng's hairy monkey face. "Is he the Monkey King that Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva said?" His voice was still trembling.

Without waiting for the Great Sage to answer, I quickly said, "Yes, yes, don't look at him as a mess. In fact, Sun Dasheng is a man... no, he is upright and brave for a monkey, and he is very capable! He has been expelling demons for 30 years! For you Escorting the escort and leading the horse to open the way is nothing to worry about, he is definitely a good hand on the road of learning the scriptures!"

Tang Seng touched his blind bald head and said, "Okay...the poor monk will reluctantly do it..."

Sun Dasheng is now immersed in the joy of leaving Wuzhishan, which has oppressed him for 500 years, and he is not annoyed by what Tang Seng said, and urged, "Master! Master! You only need to go up the mountain and break the spell, and I will be able to come out! "

Tang Seng glanced at the high Wuzhi Mountain, sighed and said, "What a crime I did!" Then he climbed up Wuzhi Mountain a few steps and breathless.

After a while, the Great Sage began to call, "Master! Master! Are you well?"

Tang Seng wiped the sweat from his forehead, "What's the hurry! Take your time!"

After a while, the Great Sage began to shout again, "Master! Master! Did you take it off?"

Tang Seng sat on the rock and drank his saliva, "No hurry! No hurry!"

After a while, the Great Sage started to cry again in anxiety, "Master! Master?..."

"What's the hurry! It'll be there soon!...Damn it, why are the talisman stickers so high!"

I watched Tang Seng walk from three steps and one breath to one step and three breaths, and I was very worried about Tang Seng Gege's physical fitness before he had finished a third of the distance.

Sun Dasheng waved at me, "Little Mao! Go up and help my master!"

"It doesn't matter whether you help him up or carry him up! In short, get me to the top of the mountain! With my master's speed, my old grandson might not be able to come out until dark!"

So I flew up and squatted down to Tang Seng Gege, "Holy Monk, let me carry you up!" Our elves are much stronger than ordinary people, even if I am weak and slender now, I can carry you up! It's no trouble for a Tang monk.

I heard the holy monk saying "No, no, you are a girl."

I thought Tang Monk was very grumbling, so he carried him up to the top of the mountain.

Tang Seng was dizzy for a while, and then...then he blushed!Almost comparable to red apples!

Hello!Holy Monk, your face is like peach blossoms, your eyes are smiling, and you have an expression that something has happened to you, what are you going to do! !

I reminded him, "Holy Monk, uncover the talisman paper."

Don't forget that there is a monkey waiting for your rescue under the mountain.

Only then did Tang Seng return to normal, and went up to uncover the talisman paper.

"..."

"This girl."

"Ok?"

"The talisman paper is pasted too high, the poor monk can't reach it..."

"..." Damn it!Tathagata, why didn't you consider the height of the person when you pasted the talisman paper? !

I hesitated for a while, went up and squatted down silently, hugged Tang Seng Gege's leg, stood up and sent him to a high place.

As soon as I look up, I can see Tang Seng's beautiful buttocks. As a pure and innocent woman, I can't afford to be hurt!

Tang Seng finally tore off the talisman paper that suppressed Sun Dasheng. After I put him down, this guy blushed and his neck was red, and he had a rippling expression of having eaten his own.

Holy monk, can you stop being so shy!I really can't stand it!

At this time, Sun Dasheng's joyful shout came from below, "Little Mao! Take Master and hide away! My old grandson is coming out!!"

I sighed, stepped forward and hugged Tang Seng Ge Ge's slender waist(?), and quickly moved away from Wuzhi Mountain with this thing.

I was lucky enough to see Sun Dasheng jumping out from the foot of Wuzhi Mountain—it was a landslide and ground crack, shaking the world and weeping ghosts and gods, comparable to a magnitude [-] earthquake, and Sun Dasheng's high-spirited laughter could be heard for a radius of five hundred miles.

"My grandson finally came out——!"

"It's finally out!"

"Come out!"

"Come on!"

"La!" (Yes, this guy is Mr. Huiyin)

Sun Dasheng was very happy, Sun Dasheng was very embarrassed, and Sun Dasheng was very grateful to Tang Seng, so Sun Dasheng with his messy monkey hair stretched out his monkey paws and rushed at Tang Seng. The scene was like a savage coming out of the mountain, and Tang Seng was so shocked that his face turned pale.

Sun Dasheng rushed forward excitedly, "Master—" trying to get a loving hug.

Tang Seng avoided it with a pale face and disgust.

I was overjoyed, hahahahahaha laughed so hard.

Sun Dasheng didn't stop for a moment, and rushed straight at me.

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As a result of Sun Dasheng rushing towards me, I got monkey hair all over my face and a nose that was almost crushed.

Great Sage, your monkey hair is shedding badly, besides, it's time to wash it.

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The afternoon sun is warm and warm, which makes people feel better. Tang Seng and I sat on the grass slope near Wuzhi Mountain, and Sun Dasheng, who went to the river to wash his hair, rushed over, with a big leaf hanging around his waist. The woven grass skirt, it turns out that the great sage's hands are quite dexterous!Tang Seng looked at the monkey for a while, then nodded with a better expression.

Tang Seng has a cleanliness freak, and it's a bit serious, so he doesn't like monkeys that shed hair.

Although the Great Sage was a fearless Monkey King a few years ago, he has been a little more honest after 500 years under Wuzhi Mountain. In addition, Tang Seng is his master, so he is still relatively obedient so far.

I said goodbye to Sun Dasheng in a happy and melancholy mood.

Sun Dasheng's hair is wet, and he looks really imposing, more like a drowned rat. This image looks funny, but now I can't laugh at all.

After all, I have been with Dasheng for 500 years, and I am used to the existence of such a monkey. Now I suddenly want a person, and the feeling is really indescribable.

Although I always feel that this is a hard job with no salary, and I have hoped countless times that Tang Seng will come and take this monkey away early, so that I can go to freedom earlier, but in fact, most During that time, the Great Sage and I got along relatively happily, and because the number of visitors to Wuxing Mountain was extremely rare, the only one who could talk to him was the other party, so we established a deep revolutionary friendship.

In fact, I am quite reluctant, but it is impossible to express this kind of reluctance to Sun Dasheng. I can't imagine the scene of me saying "I don't want you to leave Wuzhishan" with Dasheng...

Originally, I wanted to give him a parting gift, but I couldn't think of any good ideas at the moment, so in the end I just gave Sun Dasheng a plump and juicy peach, and said dryly, "It's a good journey."

I couldn't see if Sun Dasheng was sad about parting. He took the peach and gnawed a few bites, then waved at me, "Xiao Mao, let's get together again when my old grandson escorts Master back from the west to learn Buddhist scriptures!"

I nodded and said yes, Tang Seng also said goodbye to me, and then Monkey King led the white horse and Tang Seng away while nibbling a peach.

I was extremely melancholy, and suddenly remembered a line from my previous life.

"I'll send you away, thousands of miles away...you are silent and black and white..." Although I only remember this sentence, it really fits the situation and situation at this time.

I thought I was just talking to Sun Wukong in vain, at least I saw him again after he came back from learning from the West, but I didn’t expect that there is another Guanyin empress with the attribute of "cheat father" who has been thinking about my freedom for the next ten years .